RESULTS
1. Young Lions Cup: Still Life With Apricots and Pears submitted Thief Ant to the “Venus de Milo” to retain the Cup.
2. Lucas Calhoun & Stray Kat defeated F.I.S.T. (Icarus & Travis Huckabee) when Calhoun pinned Icarus with a Samoan Drop.
3. Der Wildebeest (w/Jakob Hammermeier) defeated Missile Assault Man with a running crossbody.
4. The Colony (Fire Ant & Green Ant) defeated The Creatures of the Deep (Merlok & Cajun Crawdad) with a tandem Beach Break on Merlok.
5. Infinite Gauntlet: Ophidian won, coming in at number 33 and everyone else in the match had already been eliminated.
Order of Entry:
1. Boomer Hatfield
2. Danjerhawk
3. Sonny Defarge
4. Dasher Hatfield
5. Ice Cream Jr.
6. Nytehawk
7. Kobald
8. Frantik
9. Fireman’s Carry Fray
10. Cornelius Crummels
11. BLANK
12. Molly McCoy
13. Volgar
14. Snapmare Matt
15. John Francis of Coronado
16. Armbreaker Amir
17. Worker Ant
18. Rick Roland
19. Officer Warren Barksdale
20. The Whisper
21. Jawbreaker Josue
22. Oleg the Usurper
23. Bull James
24. Unsocial Jordan
25. Enzuigiri Evan
26. Hermit Crab
27. Shazza McKenzie
28. Razerhawk
29. Duke “The Dumpster” Droese
30. Hallowicked
31. El Hijo del Ice Cream
32. Solo Darling
33. Ophidian
Order of Elimination:
1. Danjerhawk via pinfall by Boomer Hatfield.
2. Sonny Defarge via clothesline over the top rope by Dasher Hatfield.
3. Ice Cream Jr. via dropkick off the apron by Boomer Hatfield.
4. Nytehawk via dropkick off the apron by Boomer Hatfield.
5. Frantik via over the top rope.
6. Cornelius Crummels via over the top rope.
7. Kobald pinned by Dasher Hatfield.
8. BLANK via over the top rope by Dasher Hatfield.
9. Boomer Hatfield via over the top rope by Dasher Hatfield.
10. Molly McCoy via over the top rope by Fray, Matt, and Amir.
11. Worker Ant via pinfall by Fray, Matt, and Amir.
12. Officer Warren Barksdale via pinfall by Fray, Matt, and Amir.
13. Rick Roland via over the top rope by Coronado.
14. Volgar via over the top rope by Coronado.
15. Dasher Hatfield via over the top rope by Coronado.
16. Bull James via pinfall by Enzuigiri Evan.
17. Oleg the Usurper via pinfall by Evan, Fray, Matt, and Amir.
18. Hermit Crab via pinfall by Fray, Matt, and Amir.
19. John Francis of Coronado via over the top rope by The Whisper.
20. Jawbreaker Josue via over the top rope by Shazza McKenzie.
21. Unsocial Jordan via pinfall by Evan, Fray, Matt, and Amir.
22. Shazza McKenzie via pinfall by Evan, Fray, Matt, and Amir.
23. Razerhawk via over the top rope.
24. Fireman’s Carry Fray via over the top rope by Droese.
25. Snapmare Matt via over the top rope by Droese.
26. Droese via submission from Amir.
27. Amir via over the top rope by Hallowicked.
28. El Hijo del Ice Cream via submission from The Whisper.
29. through 32. Hallowicked’s big boot eliminated Enzuigiri Evan, Solo Darling, and The Whisper all at once, and his momentum carried him over the top rope. Ophidian walked in as the final competitor and earned three points.
After the match, Boomer Hatfield called his Dad (Dasher Hatfield) out to the ring. A heated conversation led to fisticuffs and Director of Fun Sidney Bakabella made a match between Dasher and Boomer Hatfield, mask versus mask, for “Aniversario: Scotch Mist” in Chicago, IL on May 26th in the Logan Square Auditorium.
