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Post by TTX on May 27, 2019 15:02:16 GMT -5
Vanity still doing his thing all these years later makes me think of Freddie Blassie..Classy to the end.
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Post by on_the_edge on Jun 1, 2019 1:01:59 GMT -5
Press Release:
As we near the end of another year we know fans are getting excited for the new year and the launch of CLAW. To help fan those flames here are the match ups for the crowning of our first Cosmic Heavyweight Champion and Cosmic Tag Team Champions.
Cosmic Heavyweight Championship.
Chaos Supreme vs Epoch (semi final)
Prime Colonizer vs Total Anarchy (semi final)
Winner vs Winner (finals)
Cosmic Tag Team Championship
Gladiators of Destiny vs Grovel and Cringe (semi final)
The Squad vs Fraternity (semi final)
Winner vs Winner (finals)
To get a feel for some of our wrestlers watch Wiggy's New Year's Eve special Live on many of the top social media sites and on InstaView.
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Post by on_the_edge on Jun 2, 2019 1:59:16 GMT -5
Before the Bell with Wiggy
We see a tastefully decorated set with a purple velvet chaise lounge. Sitting on the chaise is Wiggy herself. There are a couple chairs set up near the chaise.
Wiggy: Welcome to my special my Wittle Wiggys and wrestling fans. This special is to help you get familiar with some of the top wrestlers you will see in CLAW starting next year. Now some you already know as they are the Future Shock faction who spent some time in another company a few years back.
A video package plays showing the members of Future Shock as Wiggy does the voice over giving some quick highlights of the members. The team consists of their leader Magnus the Magnanimous. We see clips of him living the life of the 1%ers. The wrestlers are Chaos Supreme, Minister of War, Mayhem Unleashed, Splatter, Prime Colonizer, Adam Traitor and Darkest Justice. We get clips of each man in action as she names them and gives quick run down of them.
Wiggy: Now one wrestler that made that tremendous journey with Future Shock but has since turned his back on the team is Star Slayer. Let's check out some of his "highlights" shall we.
A short video of Star Slayer with no voice over.
Wiggy: Now it is time for my first guest. He was born on Aethra and on the path to being a Gladiator. However he was soft and did not like they ran things on Aethra so he deserted his people. Ladies and gentlemen, Evolution.
The former Gladiator in training walks out and takes a seat.
Wiggy: So Evolution let's get to the heart of the matter, why are you joining CLAW when such Aethran titans like Minister of War and Mayhem Unleashed are already signed? Do you not fear for your safety?
Evolution: Not at all. They are the ones who should fear me. I have been ridiculed on social media as not being good enough to be a Gladiator. That is just not true. I was at the head of my class and would have been one if I so choose to be. I took another path and I will show those two and the rest of the roster that I am the best.
Wiggy: Well we will find out soon enough. Thanks for stopping by. Bye bye. (motions for Evolution to leave which he does) OK now back to the star, moi.
If you haven't already joined my official fan club and become one of the Wittle Wiggys what are you waiting for. The web site is listed there on the screen. It's free to join but if you want exclusive content and a chance to win free things you can sign up for one of the three tiers. While at the site don't forget to check out Wiggy's Wardrobe for Wiggy merchandise, replicas of some of the amazing outfits I wear that you could never afford and even a few items I designed myself. We are taking a short break for our amazing sponsors to have a word with you. So go sign up at my site as you listen to them and see you back here in a couple.
Wiggy: Welcome back my lovelies. My next guests come from the first family of wrestling. It all started with the famous Omega. Then his children Star Warrior, Alpha Force and Supernova. It continued with Star Warrior's son Bloodline. We all know about the soap opera drama involving those two am I right. Well now it continues with Bloodline's cousins, the two nephews of Star Warrior and the sons of his sister Supernova. Let me introduce Nebula and Centauri.
The two young men walk in and sit in the chairs.
Wiggy: Now Nebula, you are the older of the two is that correct?
Nebula: Yes.
Wiggy: And both of you have been wrestling for a couple years and feel you have finally leaned enough to move to the big leagues. From what I understand you use some moves of your uncles and even your grandfather. So why not follow in their footsteps, even your dear mother's, and go to the GWF? Why come to CLAW?
Centauri: We want to make our own mark in this business. We already have the family name hanging over us and we felt it would be more so in the GWF. So we have come to CLAW to make names for ourselves in both single and tag action. Wiggy: Well thanks for coming. Help yourself to some refreshments in back. Bye bye. Both men look at each other and get up to leave. It seems they were expecting more air time.
Wiggy: Well that is about it for our show. It's been your pleasure to...
A voice off camera: Not so fast my dear. I require time to introduce myself.
In walks a man familiar to wrestling fans, Oracle, and an intimidating fellow with him.
Oracle: My name is Oracle, as if you all didn't already know, and this is one of my most loyal followers Total Anarchy.
Wiggy: Loyal followers?
Oracle: Yes. I am a spiritual leader who is intune with powers beyond what most mortals can comprehend. The supernatural if you will.
Wiggy: Well it seems you have but one follower.
Oracle: (stares at Wiggy then an evil grin slowly crosses his face) I have countless followers and more join each day. Most are normal people who do not have the ability to compete in the ring. As for those that do Total Anarchy is but one. I will reveal more when the time is right. For now Total Anarchy is going to win the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship for me and the Church of Truth.
With that both men leave. Wiggy does not seem upset to see them go.
Wiggy: Well as one final treat to all of you here is reward winning singer Ryza to sing one of her number one hits.
Ryza comes out and sings a song. When she is done Wiggy joins her and they wish everyone a Happy New Year as streamers and confetti fell from the ceiling.
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Post by on_the_edge on Jun 3, 2019 0:45:18 GMT -5
Card #1 - Phoebe Civic Arena (Ring in the New)
Magnus the Magnanimous is in the middle of the ring as the show starts.
Magnus: Welcome to the first show of CLAW. (pauses for cheering to subside) We have some great action tonight and going forward. Now some people are worried that my being a manager as well as the man in charge will be a conflict of interest. Well I am simply the owner, COO and CFO of CLAW. It is not like I am a deity. I want CLAW to succeed and for that to happen I have to be unbiased as the owner. Now fans here got to see Ryza's concert before we went live. For you at home we will be uploading the concert to our web site after the show. Before I finish up give a warm welcome to our guest announcer, Vanity.(Vanity comes our dressed to the nines. He waves to the fans as he makes his way to the announcers table) Now please enjoy the show.
The announcers talk to Vanity about the matches and how we will crown the first Cosmic champion tonight. One of them says Vanity looks like he could still compete and be a threat to the champion. He laughs at this then says yes he could if he wanted and could win the title if he was competing for it tonight.
Prime Colonizer w/Magnus vs Total Anarchy w/Oracle in a Cosmic Heavyweight Championship semi final match.
When the bell rang Oracle started yelling at Magnus. This got the attention of Mandril allowing Anarchy to attack him from behind. Anarchy get the pressure on. Prime Colonizer fought back for a bit but Anarchy's early advantage put him in a good place. He applied Ghenna's Gate and when Colonizer wouldn't tap out Anarchy transitioned into a pin attempt and got the three count. He moved onto the finals. Vanity points out that at least now Magnus does not have to worry about his men matching up in the finals.
Winner: Total Anarchy by pinfall
We see Wiggy's interview area in back and two scary looking individuals are standing there, one holding a mic, as Wiggy relaxes in her chaise. Both men look lost and confused as they keep looking at each other, over to Wiggy and off camera.
Wiggy: Go ahead dearies, didn't you have something to say? (she motions toward the camera)
Both men nod then the one with the mic turns to the camera and leans his head forward as he begins to talk. It is obvious he is reading from a teleprompter. His speaks slowly and deliberately.
Grovel: My name is Grovel and this (he awkwardly points to the other man) is my tag partner Cringe. Our tag team is called insert team name here. (Wiggy lets out a chuckle that causes him to momentarily pause before continuing) We have come to CLAW to win the Cosmic Tag Team Championship. We will show we are the best team. The other teams should fear us. (he stares at camera for s bit then down at his mic and starts looking for someone to hand it to before a crew member comes and takes it)
Wiggy: So, your tag team name is...Insert Team Name Here?
Both men look at each other with puzzled expressions before slowly nodding their heads and turning back to Wiggy.
Wiggy: Well there you have it folks. Another Wiggy exclusive. The most unique tag name in history I dare say. The Insert Team Name Here or perhaps ITNH for short.
Chaos Supreme w/Magnus vs Epoch in a Cosmic Heavyweight Championship semi final match.
As Chaos Supreme makes his was to the ring Vanity says he is not sure about this version of Chaos but the original was a beast...even if he beat him on numerous occasions. This was a dominating performance by Chaos Supreme and he finished Epoch off with Bow of Defeat. The big man is moving on to the finals.
Winner: Chaos Supreme by submission
Magnus is with his men Chaos Supreme and Prime Colonizer in their locker room.
Magnus: OK Chaos you need to focus and bring the title home.
Chaos Supreme: It's in the bag. I am the most unstoppable force in this fed. They should just give me the title. Things are working out perfectly. Heck Colonizer lost so I don't have to beat him in the finals.
Prime Colonizer: You got lucky you imbecile. I would have beat you if we had faced.
With that Colonizer walked off as Chaos chuckled.
Splatter vs Saboteur
Vanity points out that Magnus did not accompany his man Splatter. He says Magnus is probably busy with the tournament. Vanity then points out Saboteur's interesting outfit. He says he is representing different styles of different people. While some might knock it Vanity says it is bold and works together. He says he wonders if there is a reason behind it.
The match ended up being a short one as after both men exchanged offense Splatter grabbed his club, Arsenal, and swung at Saboteur. He only brushed against Saboteur's shoulder who moved out of the way. It was enough for the ref to call for the bell.
Winner: Saboteur by disqualification
A promo video for the next card which features the tournament to crown the first Cosmic Tag Team champions. Gladiators of Destiny vs Insert Team Name Here in one semi and The Squad vs Fraternity in the other. The two winners will be in the finals. The other match will be Evolution, the disgraced Gladiator, against the mysterious Revolver.
Total Anarchy w/Oracle vs Chaos Supreme w/Magnus in the finals for the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship.
Chaos came to the ring looking very cocky. When the bell rang Total Anarchy rushed right at Chaos. It seemed to have caught the larger man off guard. Anarchy was all over him. Fans, and Magnus, were shocked. After a couple minutes Chaos started fighting back and it seemed everything was right in Future Shock's world. However Anarchy had other plans. He applied Ghenna's Gate. When it didn't seem Chaos was going to submit he moved into a pinning position but Chaos kicked out at two. Soon Anarchy applied his finisher again and must have had it locked in real good as Chaos tapped. Winner and first Cosmic Heavyweight Champion: Total Anarchy by submission
While Anarchy was being handed the Cosmic belt Chaos Supreme started to move toward him. Magnus got in Chaos's way and stopped him. Vanity wondered if that was Magnus the owner who didn't want to ruin the moment of the drowning of the first champion or Magnus the manager who was worried about Chaos starting something that might go bad for him. Meanwhile Oracle stood ringside with a large smile on his face. The Church of Truth has gold.
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Post by TTX on Jun 3, 2019 5:01:53 GMT -5
Wow, nice to see Chaos Supreme go down for a change.
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Post by on_the_edge on Jun 3, 2019 13:05:27 GMT -5
I was surprised myself. Based on his performance in other feds and here against Epoch I thought he'd win. But as always the dice have their own plan.
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Post by on_the_edge on Jun 4, 2019 2:24:05 GMT -5
Card #2 - Sagitta Forum
Oracle and Total Anarchy make their way to the ring, Anarchy sporting the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship around his waist. Once in the ring Oracle pulls out a mic and starts talking about how his man won the title and it shows the greatness of the Church of Truth.
Before he can continue Chaos Supreme's music plays and he along with Magnus walk out to the stage. Chaos says Anarchy simply got lucky. Anarchy had an easy semi final match and then got in a couple lucky hits early in their match and stole the victory. He wants a rematch. Oracle told him that's fine. Anarchy will face him on the next card and once again show his superiority.
Gladiators of Destiny w/Magnus vs Insert Team Name Here in a Cosmic Tag Team semi final match.
The match started slow as Minister and Mayhem could not decide who would start as both did. Finally Minister got Mayhem to get in the corner. Cringe started for his team and attacked Minister from behind before he could turn around. That only angered the Gladiator.
Minister simply destroyed Cringe before hitting his finisher. In a bit of a surprise Cringe kicked out at two. Cringe desperately crawled to his corner to make a tag but when his hand was about a foot from his partners Minister dragged him by his ankles back to the Gladiators corner. Minister decided to let his partner have some fun and tagged Mayhem in. The wild Gladiator with some brutal moves. He goes for his chain but Minister stopped him. They had a short tug of war before Mayhem gave up and went and hit a Leap of Doom and got the win. Gladiators move on to the finals.
Winner: Gladiators of Destiny by pinfall.
The Squad w/Magnus vs Fraternity in a Cosmic Tag Team semi final match.
The match started with Adam Traitor and Centauri, the younger brother, in the ring. Traitor was getting the better of the exchange. After a couple unsuccessful pin attempts Traitor hit a Traitor Missile and got the pin. The announcers point out he had a handful of tights. Neither tag partner got in the match. A fact that Justice made sure to point out to Traitor. Future Shock has two teams in the finals assuring they will win the tag belts. But who will in be and will it cause a rift?
Winner: The Squad by pinfall.
Back from commercial and Magnus is talking to his two tag teams in the teams suit as they relax drinking water and nibbling on some fruit.
Magnus: I have decided I am not going out there for the finals. I don't want either team to think I'm playing favorites. I want all four of you to go out there and put on a show to let everyone know why our group is the best and the power of CLAW. However keep tempers in check and whoever wins we remain a team after. Understood?
All four members agree.
Evolution vs Revolver
The former Gladiator faces the Mingaugia warrior. Not much is known about him or them. They are an order of warriors known for their fighting ability. Regardless how this match played out.
Evolution took it to his opponent and never let up. Without a chance to get any traction Revolver did not last long. A Gladiator Piledriver finished him off.
Winner: Evolution by pinfall.
After the match Evolution trash talked some resulting in Revolver hitting him. Both men started brawling. A mysterious man made his way down to the ring. He got in and pulled the two men apart. He said something to them then turned and hopped out of the ring. He motioned for them to follow him. They looked at each other, Evolution shrugged his shoulders and both men followed him. As they reached the stage a man came out with a mic to ask who he was and what was going on.
Mysterious man: I am not ready to discuss all of that right now. Maybe on the next card. For now just know my name is Doomsayer and while the fans will think they know why I am here, they don't. With that the three men retired to the back.
Gladiators of Destiny vs The Squad in the Cosmic Tag Team finals.
Minister of War and Adam Traitor kicked off the match. Neither man gained much of an advantage. Minister was the first to try and shake things up as he tagged Mayhem Unchained in. Mayhem and Traitor slugged it out. That saw Traitor get the better of the exchange. He wore the Gladiator down and made a couple pin attempts.
Darkest Justice started pleading to be tagged in. Finally Traitor looked over at him and tagged his partner in. He got a nice pop probably due to not getting in during the first match or this match so far. Justice hit a few moves then Mayhem made a hot tag to get Minister back in. Minister lit into Justice and hit his finisher. Traitor came in to make a save. Mayhem came in and all four men fought. The match was turning into a war. Once the ref got things under control Minister went back on the offense. He hit Aethran Massacre and got the victory. We have our first Cosmic Tag Team champions.
Winner: Gladiators of Destiny.
After the Gladiators were handled the titles The Squad walked up to them. There was a tense stare down before The Squad put their hands out for a handshake. It took a moment of looking at each other before the Gladiators put theirs out and both teams shook hands. The Gladiators hit the camera facing turnbuckles as The Stand point to them. All four men with cocky smiles as fans boo with a few cheering.
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Post by TTX on Jun 4, 2019 4:48:04 GMT -5
Evolution against Revolver sounded like a fun match even if it didn't last long.
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Post by on_the_edge on Jun 6, 2019 23:54:46 GMT -5
Card #3 - New Globe Theater
As the show starts we are told Commissioner Colby has a special announcement. We go to his office where he is sitting behind his desk.
Magnus: The launch of CLAW has been a success so far. We have crowned our first two champions. Well we are not done. We will be crowning not one but two more champions. Now info on one of them will be announced in a few cards. The other one I am going to tell you about right now. It is one fitting our company name. A hardcore type title where matches will occur under special match stipulations.
On the next card we will have two semi finals and the finals. All three matches will be contested under Falls Count Anywhere rules. The semi finals will be Mayhem Unchained vs Evolution in one and Splatter vs Saboteur in the other. The title they will be competing for is named the Aethran Carnage Championship. Fittingly that card will be held at the Aethra War Dome. One last thing. They will not be competing for a belt. (he reaches down and picks something up, a pair of gauntlets) Legend says these gauntlets are magical and gives the person who wears them a boost in power. True or not the tournament next card should be insane. Till then we have a great show tonight, enjoy.
Oracle vs Star Slayer.
Oracle was in control for most of the match. He dominated last few minutes. He ended up busting Slayer up with a gash right over his nose. A Divination ended the action. Medical staff came down to check on Star Slayer after the match.
Winner: Oracle by pinfall.
Fraternity vs Insert Team Name Here.
Centauri and Cringe started the action. After some back and forth with no one getting an advantage Centauri tagged out and we got to see Nebula in the ring for the very first time in CLAW. He attempted his sleeper finisher to no avail. First chance Cringe got he tagged out and we got first ring action from Grovel. Both men with some offense and Nebula started to gain an advantage. He tagged his younger brother in. Centauri tried the Cetus Lock but Grovel wiggled out. Centauri tagged his brother and they hit their Cosmic Big Bang finisher. That was all she wrote.
Winner: Fraternity by pinfall.
Wiggy is just chilling on her chaise with three chairs set up near here.
Wiggy: Hello my Wittle Wiggys and other wrestling fans. It's another rendition of the most popular talk show in all the universe. My guest's tonight are Evolution, Revolver and the man who claims to be Doomsayer. Let's bring them out.
The three men come out and sit down.
Wiggy: Let's get right to the heart of it shall we. Who are you and why did you stop these two from beating the snot out of each other on the last card?
Doomsayer: Well as I said last card, I am Doomsayer. A few years ago I was given a second chance at life. A young man lost his mind due to the after effects of the Black Death. Before he died he had a day or so of clairty and told his family he wanted to leave his body, which was in perfect condition, to me. For some reason he saw potential in me and thought it was the lack of a functioning body that took me on a path of evil. So after he died my mind was put into his body, this body. I plan on honoring this gift by trying to do the right thing. Which leads me to the second part of your question.
I see factions like Future Shock and even Church of Truth and I know someone needs to stand up to them. So I am going to put a group together to do just that. I saw these two men. Two capable and talented men. Two men with a passion to fight. So I went out there and told them to stop fighting each other, give me a few minutes to talk in the back and I would give them a better target for their rage. And that is where we are now.
Wiggy: Wow, I am almost speechless. But then I am never at lost for words. Just one last question before we go. Does your little merry band of men have a name?
Doomsayer: Yes. A name I have used before. A name that stood for evil men and evil deeds but will now stand for good men doing good deeds. We are known as...Galactic Rebels.
Prime Colonizer w/Magnus vs Saboteur.
This was a short match that shocked everyone. Saboteur hit the Animen with a couple DDTs that rocked him. A little more offense followed by another DDT and the match was over just like that.
Magnus and Prime were livid. Magnus was on the apron yelling at the ref. Prime joined in then started to go for Saboteur. The ref got between the two men. Prime was not having it and he shoved the ref to the side and told him to stay there. He turned around and Saboteur nailed him with a Tripwire. Saboteur then simply left the ring and headed off to the locker room.
Winner: Saboteur by pinfall.
An update on Star Slayer. He will be held off the next two cards as part of concussion protocol.
Time for the main event. Chaos Supreme and Magnus come down first. Then the Cosmic champion Total Anarchy and Oracle. The ring announcer makes introductions for the title match. Oracle calls him over and whispers something. He says to clarify this will be a non title match. Chaos and Magnus look at each other confused then gets mad. Magnus asks for a mic then Oracle does as well.
Magnus: What's going on here? You made an oral commitment last card. You said you'd give Chaos a title match.
Oracle: No. What I said was we'd agree to a rematch. I never said the title would be on the line. But tell you what. If your man wins, IF, he can have a title match at Clash of the Immortals on PPV.
Oracle returns his mic. Magnus and Chaos are pissed but little they can do about it. Oracle played them.
Total Anarchy w/Oracle vs Chaos w/Magnus in a non title match.
While Chaos Supreme talks to Magnus who is on the floor Anarchy attacks him from behind. This leads to an early advantage. Chaos is in trouble. However Chaos is not someone who will go down easily. He fights back and both men battle hard. Chaos starts wearing the champion down with Bow of Defeat. The first few times Anarchy either fought out of it or Chaos let go to try something else. It ends up being the fourth Bow of Defeat that forces Anarchy to tap out. Has Chaos earned a title shot at Clash of the Immortals or does Oracle have another tarot card up his sleeve?
Winner: Chaos Supreme by submission.
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Post by Pariah on Jun 7, 2019 3:35:56 GMT -5
Always great to see Saboteur putting a notch in the WIN column... When I was originally looking over the stats for all the Centra characters, I was pretty concerned that he would have a lot of difficulty against such a talented roster... Very happy that I'm being proven wrong on a fairly regular basis... Fun times!
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