Colby's Legendary Association of Wrestling: The GE Years
Jun 30, 2020 0:14:08 GMT -5
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The Red Dawn PPV - Westland Pavilion
We are live from a new venue for CLAW, Westland Pavilion. It's a packed house as this is the first wrestling card in many a year. What a way to start the new year and a PPV at that. A quick video highlighting the top matches and it's time for the opening match.
Speedster vs Captain Crossbones for the CLAW Light Speed Championship.
After the men entered the ring a fog started to flow from under the ring. Soon it encircled the ring and chilling screams could be heard. This distracted Speedster allowing the Captain to jump him. Captain used this advantage to really take it to the champ. He used his Lightning Attack numerous times to wear the youngster down. After a failed pin attempt Captain lifted Speedster and hit his finisher Black Sails. He covered and got the three count. We have a new champion.
Winner: Captain Crossbones by pinfall to win the title.
Announcer A: The Blach Sails faction is off to a good start. Will the team of Pillage and Plunder be able to keep it up?
Announcer B: I just want to get the match over with. Pirates are scary.
Pillage and Plunder w/Demus vs The Enforcers.
Demus ran into the ring after the opening bell and ran around causing confusion. This allowed Rey Bucanero to have an early advantage over Tongsoon. He then tags in Pirata Morgan who it is revealed is Bucanero's uncle. Tongsoon fights back and hits his finisher but only gets a two. He then tags Galactic Punisher in. Punisher takes it to Morgan and rocks him with hard hitting offense. A Police Brutality almost gets him the pin. He quickly follows up with Vigilante Justice for the win.
Winner: The Enforcers via pinfall.
Announcer A: Well this is a set back for Pillage and Plunder in their quest for tag gold.
Announcer B: If they don't get the belts soon they may be tempted to try and take gold out of their fellow wrestlers fillings.
Climber vs Juventud Guerrera.
Juventud has been in a bit of a slump and that continued here. Climber took it to him and did not let up. Juventus got in no offense worth talking about. After a couple minutes of solid offense Climber went to the top turnbuckle and nailed a flying crossbody for a two count. He then put Juventud in a figure four. It looked like Juventud might tap a couple times but he finally got to the rope for the break. Climber wasted no time, grabbed Juventud and performed his Cradle Piledriver to end the match. Juventud was visibly upset after tasting defeat once again.
Winner: Climber by pinfall.
A promo video for the next PPV event, Clash of the Immortals 3.
Paganax vs Mayhem Unleashed for the Primus Carnage Title in a Falls Count Anywhere match.
Paganax wore the gauntlets to the ring and tried to keep them on for the match but the ref made him remove them. The match began with both men slugging it out. Things swung in Mayhem's direction when he grabbed his chain and swung it at the champion. Mayhem pounded on Paganax then flung him out of the ring. Mayhem punched and kicked the champ on a path parallel to the entrance ramp. When they are next to the stage Mayhem drags a table over and places Paganax on top of it. He then goes to a part of the ramp he can hop on and walks to the top of the stage. He howls then runs and performs a Leap of Doom off the stage and onto the table, crashing thru it. Mayhem crawled over and made the cover. Ref counts three and we had a new Carnage champion. The ref handed Mayhem Unleashed the gauntlets and he put them on. An evil grin crossed his face as he looked at them.
Winner Mayhem Unleashed via pinfall to win the title.
Two Sweet vs Murtak the Merciless & RJ City w/Konnan.
After doing their bit C-Rush said after they win tonight they want a title shot against whoever holds the Cosmic Tag Team Chmpionship belts. RJ and C-Rush kicked off the action. RJ had momentum first then it was C-Rush. After a couple minutes C-Rush tagged Mayham in. The hog with the log was in control till he ran the ropes and Konnan tripped him up. RJ jumped all over the downed Mayham. He tagged in Murtak and a bit later he tagged RJ and they performed Bought The Farm. RJ covered Mayham and his team had the win.
Winner: Murtak the Merciless & RJ City by pinfall.
Murtak, RJ and Konnan are celebrating in the ring when someone comes walking out from the back.
Announcer A: Wait, who's that? It looks like an armadillo.
Announcer B: An armed dildo?
Announcer A: No an, wait what? Oh shut up you fool. An armadillo. An Earth creature.
The man gets in the ring, walks up to Murtak and holds out his hand. Murtak looks at him confused.
Murtak: Who in the Blue Blazer are you?
Armour: My name is Armour sir and I'm here to join you boys in E.I.E.I.O.
With Murtak not shaking hands Armour tries RJ who also ignores him then Konnan who slaps the hand away.
Murtak: Listen shorty I don't know who you are but from what I can see you ain't big enough to join my crew. Thanks but no thanks. But hey, best of luck to ya.
With that the three members of E.I.E.I.O. leave the ring. Armour is all smiles and he goes over to the announcers table.
Armour: Did ya hear that? I'm a shoo in.
Announcer A: Ah, did you hear a different conversation than we did?
Armour: They just don't know me. Once I prove myself they will roll out the red carpet for me. Just ya all wait and see what I can do.
Total Anarchy w/Oracle vs Oppressor w/Murdok.
Anarchy used speed to do hit and run attacks against the larger man. It worked for awhile till Oppressor was able to get ahold of him. Then the giant slammed down on the Church of Truth member. Anarchy kicked out of three pin attempts. When Oppressor went for a fourth cover Oracle distracted the ref. Murdok ordered his man to finish Anarchy. Oppressor applied Suppression and Anarchy quickly tapped out.
Winner: Oppressor by submission.
After the bell Oppressor kept the hold on as the ref ordered him to stop. Finally he released the hold but then began stomping on Anarchy. Oracle came in to try and stop him. Then Murdok slid in with a chair and blasted Oracle with it. The Order of the Black Hole members were destroying the Church of Truth members when the Church's big man came out and made his way down the ramp. Oppressor was about to go meet him when Murdok ordered him to exit the ring from the opposite side. Agony got in the ring and snarled at Oppressor before checking on his teammates.
The Cosmic Knights vs Iron Clad w/Skull for the CLAW Cosmic Tag Team Championship.
The two teams went back and forth as each tried to gain the advantage. Sur started to wear Ultra Clarion and after a couple pin attempts he tagged Bex. They hit their tag finisher Double Crucifix Bomb. When Bex went for the cover Destructon 4300 tried to make a save but Sur speared him and the two of them rolled to the floor. The ref made the count and the champs won.
Winner: The Cosmic Knights via pinfall to retain the titles.
Two Sweet are in their locker room icing their sore parts when Armour walks in and slaps C-Rush.
Armour: Next card, you and me in a single match bub. I'm going to show Mr. Murtak just what I'm made of.
He then walks off leaving Two Sweet speechless.
Splatter w/Magnus Colby vs King Tux in a Penguin Collar match.
Tux comes down first and has his collar around his neck and holding the chain and collar on the other end. Magnus comes out with his briefcase in one hand and the chain attached to Splatter in the other. He undid Splatter's collar so he could get in the ring. Soon as he's in Tux attacked him and placed the other end of the Penguin Collar around his neck.
Tux attacks Splatter with punches and flipper slaps. Soon however Splatter overpowers him. Splatter tosses Tux into the corner and runs in only to get a boot to the face. It gives Tux an advantage that does not last long. Soon Splatter tosses Tux over the top rope. Splatter goes to the top rope but Tux grabs the chain and yanks on it causing Splatter to crash and burn onto the floor.
Tux wails on Splatter for a bit then takes the action back into the ring. After some back and forth Splatter starts giving the business to Tux. He uses The Shredder numerous times to sap Tux of his strength. He tosses Tux into the corner then wraps his hand in the chain and runs in and blasts him in the face a few times. Tux is busted open. Then Splatter goes to the side of the ring where Magnus is on the floor. Magnus opens his briefcase and pulls out Arsenal then hands it to Splatter. The masked maniac kisses Arsenal then blasts Tux with Meet Arsenal. Splatter covers and gets the W.
Winner: Splatter by pinfall.
With the match over Splatter removed his collar and started smacking Tux with Arsenal. The penguin quickly had enough of that and rolled to the floor. He started to crawl under the ring Splatter hopped down and grabbed the chain to pull Tux from under the ring. It was a tough struggle but he finally dragged Tux out. He froze when he saw Tux holding a Ken Doe fish with a jock atrap on it's head. Tux stood up and began swinging away. Splatter and Magnus ran off to the back with a bloody Tux in hot pursuit.
A video packing showing how Mister Centra won the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship and his defenses. Then it showed how Epoch won the Heaven or Hell match to earn tonight's title match.
Mister Centra w/Skull vs Epoch for CLAW Cosmic Heavyweight Championship.
The match began slow as the men paced the ring feeling each other out. Then the ebb and flow of the match went from one man to the other. Epoch with a cover for a one count. Centra with the same. Then finally after a few minutes Epoch got on a roll. Epoch with Return of the Beast. That is when Overtime came walking briskly down to the ring.
Announcer A: What's Overtime doing coming down here.
Skull got in his face and both men were yelling. This brought the ref out to keep them apart. Epoch threw his hands up as he felt he had the match won. The Skull was berating the ref as Overtime slipped in the ring behind the ref's back. He attacked Epoch and hit a Gravity Bomb on him. He pulled Centra on top of Epoch then rolled out of the ring.
Skull pointed to the ring and the ref slid and started his count. Epoch got his shoulder up right before the three. Centra having recovered some went on the attack. He hit Can You Fell It a couple times and it looked like Epoch's eyes were rolling into the back of his head. Centra laid Epoch's neck over the bottom rope and stepped on the back of his neck. The ref started the five count and Centra stopped at four. He walked back some and discussed things with the ref as Overtime chocked Epoch on the bottom rope. Then Centra went back, did the same and quickly rolled Epoch up. A three count and Centra retained his title.
Winner: Mister Centra via pinfall to retain the title.
Skull got in the ring to celebrate with his man. They seemed to have forgot about Overtime. That is till Overtime grabbed the title belt and rolled into the ring. He stared them down then held up The UnFourGiven hand gesture. At that Skull and Mister Centra smiled and held up the same hand sign. Overtime held the belt over to Centra who took it and put it on his shoulder.
Announcer A: It seems The UnFourGiven have a new member.
Announcer B: Does that make them The UnFiveGiven?
Announcer A: What? Oh give me a break. That does beg the question, what does this mean for Andromeda Assassin? We will try to find out on the next card. Till then this is A and B signing off.
We are live from a new venue for CLAW, Westland Pavilion. It's a packed house as this is the first wrestling card in many a year. What a way to start the new year and a PPV at that. A quick video highlighting the top matches and it's time for the opening match.
Speedster vs Captain Crossbones for the CLAW Light Speed Championship.
After the men entered the ring a fog started to flow from under the ring. Soon it encircled the ring and chilling screams could be heard. This distracted Speedster allowing the Captain to jump him. Captain used this advantage to really take it to the champ. He used his Lightning Attack numerous times to wear the youngster down. After a failed pin attempt Captain lifted Speedster and hit his finisher Black Sails. He covered and got the three count. We have a new champion.
Winner: Captain Crossbones by pinfall to win the title.
Announcer A: The Blach Sails faction is off to a good start. Will the team of Pillage and Plunder be able to keep it up?
Announcer B: I just want to get the match over with. Pirates are scary.
Pillage and Plunder w/Demus vs The Enforcers.
Demus ran into the ring after the opening bell and ran around causing confusion. This allowed Rey Bucanero to have an early advantage over Tongsoon. He then tags in Pirata Morgan who it is revealed is Bucanero's uncle. Tongsoon fights back and hits his finisher but only gets a two. He then tags Galactic Punisher in. Punisher takes it to Morgan and rocks him with hard hitting offense. A Police Brutality almost gets him the pin. He quickly follows up with Vigilante Justice for the win.
Winner: The Enforcers via pinfall.
Announcer A: Well this is a set back for Pillage and Plunder in their quest for tag gold.
Announcer B: If they don't get the belts soon they may be tempted to try and take gold out of their fellow wrestlers fillings.
Climber vs Juventud Guerrera.
Juventud has been in a bit of a slump and that continued here. Climber took it to him and did not let up. Juventus got in no offense worth talking about. After a couple minutes of solid offense Climber went to the top turnbuckle and nailed a flying crossbody for a two count. He then put Juventud in a figure four. It looked like Juventud might tap a couple times but he finally got to the rope for the break. Climber wasted no time, grabbed Juventud and performed his Cradle Piledriver to end the match. Juventud was visibly upset after tasting defeat once again.
Winner: Climber by pinfall.
A promo video for the next PPV event, Clash of the Immortals 3.
Paganax vs Mayhem Unleashed for the Primus Carnage Title in a Falls Count Anywhere match.
Paganax wore the gauntlets to the ring and tried to keep them on for the match but the ref made him remove them. The match began with both men slugging it out. Things swung in Mayhem's direction when he grabbed his chain and swung it at the champion. Mayhem pounded on Paganax then flung him out of the ring. Mayhem punched and kicked the champ on a path parallel to the entrance ramp. When they are next to the stage Mayhem drags a table over and places Paganax on top of it. He then goes to a part of the ramp he can hop on and walks to the top of the stage. He howls then runs and performs a Leap of Doom off the stage and onto the table, crashing thru it. Mayhem crawled over and made the cover. Ref counts three and we had a new Carnage champion. The ref handed Mayhem Unleashed the gauntlets and he put them on. An evil grin crossed his face as he looked at them.
Winner Mayhem Unleashed via pinfall to win the title.
Two Sweet vs Murtak the Merciless & RJ City w/Konnan.
After doing their bit C-Rush said after they win tonight they want a title shot against whoever holds the Cosmic Tag Team Chmpionship belts. RJ and C-Rush kicked off the action. RJ had momentum first then it was C-Rush. After a couple minutes C-Rush tagged Mayham in. The hog with the log was in control till he ran the ropes and Konnan tripped him up. RJ jumped all over the downed Mayham. He tagged in Murtak and a bit later he tagged RJ and they performed Bought The Farm. RJ covered Mayham and his team had the win.
Winner: Murtak the Merciless & RJ City by pinfall.
Murtak, RJ and Konnan are celebrating in the ring when someone comes walking out from the back.
Announcer A: Wait, who's that? It looks like an armadillo.
Announcer B: An armed dildo?
Announcer A: No an, wait what? Oh shut up you fool. An armadillo. An Earth creature.
The man gets in the ring, walks up to Murtak and holds out his hand. Murtak looks at him confused.
Murtak: Who in the Blue Blazer are you?
Armour: My name is Armour sir and I'm here to join you boys in E.I.E.I.O.
With Murtak not shaking hands Armour tries RJ who also ignores him then Konnan who slaps the hand away.
Murtak: Listen shorty I don't know who you are but from what I can see you ain't big enough to join my crew. Thanks but no thanks. But hey, best of luck to ya.
With that the three members of E.I.E.I.O. leave the ring. Armour is all smiles and he goes over to the announcers table.
Armour: Did ya hear that? I'm a shoo in.
Announcer A: Ah, did you hear a different conversation than we did?
Armour: They just don't know me. Once I prove myself they will roll out the red carpet for me. Just ya all wait and see what I can do.
Total Anarchy w/Oracle vs Oppressor w/Murdok.
Anarchy used speed to do hit and run attacks against the larger man. It worked for awhile till Oppressor was able to get ahold of him. Then the giant slammed down on the Church of Truth member. Anarchy kicked out of three pin attempts. When Oppressor went for a fourth cover Oracle distracted the ref. Murdok ordered his man to finish Anarchy. Oppressor applied Suppression and Anarchy quickly tapped out.
Winner: Oppressor by submission.
After the bell Oppressor kept the hold on as the ref ordered him to stop. Finally he released the hold but then began stomping on Anarchy. Oracle came in to try and stop him. Then Murdok slid in with a chair and blasted Oracle with it. The Order of the Black Hole members were destroying the Church of Truth members when the Church's big man came out and made his way down the ramp. Oppressor was about to go meet him when Murdok ordered him to exit the ring from the opposite side. Agony got in the ring and snarled at Oppressor before checking on his teammates.
The Cosmic Knights vs Iron Clad w/Skull for the CLAW Cosmic Tag Team Championship.
The two teams went back and forth as each tried to gain the advantage. Sur started to wear Ultra Clarion and after a couple pin attempts he tagged Bex. They hit their tag finisher Double Crucifix Bomb. When Bex went for the cover Destructon 4300 tried to make a save but Sur speared him and the two of them rolled to the floor. The ref made the count and the champs won.
Winner: The Cosmic Knights via pinfall to retain the titles.
Two Sweet are in their locker room icing their sore parts when Armour walks in and slaps C-Rush.
Armour: Next card, you and me in a single match bub. I'm going to show Mr. Murtak just what I'm made of.
He then walks off leaving Two Sweet speechless.
Splatter w/Magnus Colby vs King Tux in a Penguin Collar match.
Tux comes down first and has his collar around his neck and holding the chain and collar on the other end. Magnus comes out with his briefcase in one hand and the chain attached to Splatter in the other. He undid Splatter's collar so he could get in the ring. Soon as he's in Tux attacked him and placed the other end of the Penguin Collar around his neck.
Tux attacks Splatter with punches and flipper slaps. Soon however Splatter overpowers him. Splatter tosses Tux into the corner and runs in only to get a boot to the face. It gives Tux an advantage that does not last long. Soon Splatter tosses Tux over the top rope. Splatter goes to the top rope but Tux grabs the chain and yanks on it causing Splatter to crash and burn onto the floor.
Tux wails on Splatter for a bit then takes the action back into the ring. After some back and forth Splatter starts giving the business to Tux. He uses The Shredder numerous times to sap Tux of his strength. He tosses Tux into the corner then wraps his hand in the chain and runs in and blasts him in the face a few times. Tux is busted open. Then Splatter goes to the side of the ring where Magnus is on the floor. Magnus opens his briefcase and pulls out Arsenal then hands it to Splatter. The masked maniac kisses Arsenal then blasts Tux with Meet Arsenal. Splatter covers and gets the W.
Winner: Splatter by pinfall.
With the match over Splatter removed his collar and started smacking Tux with Arsenal. The penguin quickly had enough of that and rolled to the floor. He started to crawl under the ring Splatter hopped down and grabbed the chain to pull Tux from under the ring. It was a tough struggle but he finally dragged Tux out. He froze when he saw Tux holding a Ken Doe fish with a jock atrap on it's head. Tux stood up and began swinging away. Splatter and Magnus ran off to the back with a bloody Tux in hot pursuit.
A video packing showing how Mister Centra won the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship and his defenses. Then it showed how Epoch won the Heaven or Hell match to earn tonight's title match.
Mister Centra w/Skull vs Epoch for CLAW Cosmic Heavyweight Championship.
The match began slow as the men paced the ring feeling each other out. Then the ebb and flow of the match went from one man to the other. Epoch with a cover for a one count. Centra with the same. Then finally after a few minutes Epoch got on a roll. Epoch with Return of the Beast. That is when Overtime came walking briskly down to the ring.
Announcer A: What's Overtime doing coming down here.
Skull got in his face and both men were yelling. This brought the ref out to keep them apart. Epoch threw his hands up as he felt he had the match won. The Skull was berating the ref as Overtime slipped in the ring behind the ref's back. He attacked Epoch and hit a Gravity Bomb on him. He pulled Centra on top of Epoch then rolled out of the ring.
Skull pointed to the ring and the ref slid and started his count. Epoch got his shoulder up right before the three. Centra having recovered some went on the attack. He hit Can You Fell It a couple times and it looked like Epoch's eyes were rolling into the back of his head. Centra laid Epoch's neck over the bottom rope and stepped on the back of his neck. The ref started the five count and Centra stopped at four. He walked back some and discussed things with the ref as Overtime chocked Epoch on the bottom rope. Then Centra went back, did the same and quickly rolled Epoch up. A three count and Centra retained his title.
Winner: Mister Centra via pinfall to retain the title.
Skull got in the ring to celebrate with his man. They seemed to have forgot about Overtime. That is till Overtime grabbed the title belt and rolled into the ring. He stared them down then held up The UnFourGiven hand gesture. At that Skull and Mister Centra smiled and held up the same hand sign. Overtime held the belt over to Centra who took it and put it on his shoulder.
Announcer A: It seems The UnFourGiven have a new member.
Announcer B: Does that make them The UnFiveGiven?
Announcer A: What? Oh give me a break. That does beg the question, what does this mean for Andromeda Assassin? We will try to find out on the next card. Till then this is A and B signing off.