Colby's Legendary Association of Wrestling: The GE Years
Aug 25, 2020 18:16:43 GMT -5
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Post by on_the_edge on Aug 25, 2020 18:16:43 GMT -5
Card #115 - Cepton Center
As the show starts we go live to Murtak's Munchies and Entertainment Emporium for the grand opening ceremony. We see Murtak, RJ City and a couple men in suits behind a red ribbon in front of the place. A large group of families are on the other side waiting for the opening so they can check it out. Murtak makes a short speech about a dream coming true and welcoming everyone, hoping they have a great time.
RJ is holding a very large pair of scissors and hands them to Murtak. After a few awkward moments of Murtak struggling with them he finally got the ribbon cut. As kids screamed and rushed past him to get inside Murtak stood there frozen with terror. A couple times it looked like he was about to swat one of the kids but held back. Eventually all the parents and kids were past him and inside.
Murtak: God I hate these brats.
RJ City: Boss, you're mic is still on.
A look of shock on Murtak's face as his eyes get as big as saucers.
Chavo Pequeno vs Laredo Kid.
The new kid on the block grabbed a mic before the match started.
Chavo Pequeno: I'm going to bring something to the Light Speed division that is sorely missing. (he flexes an arm) Power. You got the hussle, I got the muscle, so let's tussle.
Chavo worked to overpower Kid as the match started. It didn't do him much good. The Kid was flying all over the place and had Chavo in trouble. He hit Laredo Fly and picked up the win. Chavo was confused that he lost and argued with the ref after.
Winner: Laredo Kid by pinfall.
We see Chaos Supreme in the interview area.
Chaos Supreme: I've been getting disrespected around here and I'm tired of it. People talking about Monolith being the giant of CLAW. Well I'M the real giant around here. I will just have to prove it I guess.
He walks off and a moment later Monolith walks into camera shot staring in the direction Chaos walked off. Monolith has an intense look on his face.
The Pitbulls vs Insert Team Name Here.
A one sided affair that saw The Pitbulls use frequent tags and double teaming to control the action. They hit an early Super Bomb on Cringe. Pitbull #2 made a casual cover and Cringe kicked out. From there it seemed the Pitbulls just wanted to play with him. A couple minutes later Pitbull #1 went for a cover and Grovel tried to make a pin save but was stopped. Cringe kicked out anyways. After a couple more minutes of being brutalized Cringe was put out of his misery with a second Super Bomb and Pitbull #2 made the cover.
Winner: The Pitbulls via pinfall.
Soon after the bell to signify the end of the match two men holding kendo sticks ran down from the back. They got in the ring and started swing their sticks and smacking The Pitbulls.
Announcer A: They look familiar.
Announcer B: That is because they are twins.
Announcer A: That's not what I meant. I can see they are twins...wait, that's it. It's indie darlings Twin Blood. They seem to have down played their differences and are trying to look more identical then before. Sleeze has dyed his hear black. It's hard to tell them apart.
After taking a beating The Pitbulls rolled out to the floor. Twin Blood stand proud in the ring when Nora Pelf comes out to the stage.
Nora Pelf: That's enough my boys. Those mutts have had enough. For now.
Twin Blood leave the ring and return to the back with Nora.
A big announcement that the main event of the next card will be Mister Centra vs Minister of War for the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship. A PPV level match as Aethran Invasion looks to grab more power in CLAW.
Centauri vs Mike Fortune w/Krakan.
Centauri found himself in trouble early on thanks to some shady offense from Mike and distractions from Krakan. Mike hit his finisher and got a close two count. Not to be denied Mike went and hit it again. He covered and just before the three count Centauri kicked out.
Mike couldn't believe it and he argued with the ref. It took his focus off his opponent which was a mistake. Centauri was able to rest and regroup. It still took a bit for him to get going but Mike was never really in control after that. Once Centauri got going he kept blasting Mike with Tomahawk Thrusts. Mike was staggered and almost out on his feet. Centauri finally ended the match with combo punches and the cover.
Winner: Centauri via pinfall.
We are inside Murtak's Munchies and Entertainment Emporium. There are families eating pizza and wings. Some having birthday parties. Kids playing video games and earning tickets. Kids cashing in tickets for prizes. The last shot is three men entering the place. It's The Survivors.
Mayhem Unleashed vs Vacant in a #1 Contender for Primus Carnage Title match.
Krakan came out to the stage to watch this match to see who would next be facing his man Splatter. Vacant put up a good fight but every time he would start getting something going Mayhem would counter and do as much damage with one move as Vacant did with a series of moves. Mayhem tossed Vacant out of the ring and jumped over the top rope to crash on him. The two men fought with Mayhem coming out on top. He then climbed to the top rope and did a somersault dive onto Vacant. Mayhem slid into the ring and the ref started the count. Vacant didn't stir till the 8 count and ended up counted out.
Winner: Mayhem Unleashed by count out.
Murtak is walking around the seating area when a flying pizza pan hits him in the back of the head. He jerks forward a bit and rubs the back of his head. "Damn kids." He turns around and Nikolia is standing there. Nikolai swings a pizza pan and smashes it on Murtak's head.
RJ City comes running over from the other side of the room. Suddenly Thriller jumps off a table and goes flying thru the air and crashes into RJ. Nikolai is stomping on Murtak when Murtak is able to reach on a table, grab a glass and toss the pop in Nikolai's face. Some families run off while others stay and watch possibly thinking it's a show and part of the entertainment.
Murtak starts to leave the dining area when he sees Bobby Lee coming his way. He turns and heads in the opposite direction. Bobby stars to follow but stops at a birthday party table. He looks down at a cake that reads Happy Birthday Billy. "Eh close enough." He plunges a hand into the cake and grabs a big handful of it then shoves it in his mouth.
Murtak is in the game room when he is tackled by Thriller. The two men roll around and fight. Finally Murtak stands up, lifts Thriller and delivers a spinebuster onto a skee-ball lane. He then grabs a skee-ball, gets a bit of a running start and tosses it up the ramp. It slams into Thriller between his legs. His eyes bulge as his hands cover his no no area.
Nikolai with a handful of napkins is wiping his face as he moves from the dining area to the game room. The swinging doors to the kitchen behind him swing open and out walks an employee in a Murtak costume. Nikolai turns around and out of instinct superkicks the poor slob. The Murtak head goes flying off making a couple kids scream. When Nikolai realizes it was just a costumed employee he shakes his head and throws the napkins down on him in disgust.
A shot of the ball pit. We see a head slowly coming up. It's RJ City. He looks around and quickly submerges back into the pit right before Bobby Lee walks by. Bobby levels Murtak with a clothesline. They are near a boxing machine game. Bobby sees it and smiles. He lifts Murtak onto his shoulder. Then he tosses Murtak like a dart so his head flies into the speed bag. The scoreboard shows it's a new high score.
As Bobby watches all the tickets spill out Murtak starts crawling away. Murtak gets to the basketball games. He grabs a basketball and throws it at Bobby. He must have forgot what sport Bobby used to play. Bobby caught it and threw it back, banging it off Murtak's head.
We see the ball pit again and once again RJ slowly rises out of the balls. He is looking around when we see a boney hand rises out of the balls behind him. It's followed by the rest of the person, Captain Crossbones. "Yo ho ho." RJ with a scared face but before he can do anything Captain's right hand covers RJ's mouth and Captain's left arm wraps around RJ's throat. Captain leans back and pulls a terrified RJ back into the pit.
Nikolai is walking around looking for Murtak when he sees another costumed Murtak holding a pizza. He is about to hit him but stops. He goes to pass him and the costumed Murtak turns around and smacks him with the pizza pan, pizza side first. Nikolai falls to his knees, pizza falling down his back. The costumed Murtak delivers a bulldog driving Nikolai's head into the floor. He then stands up and removes the costume head. It's Konnan.
Bobby Lee and Triller are stalking Murtak who makes his way to the prize redemption center. Murtak grabs a sword and gets an evil grin on his face. He lunges at Thriller and the sword bends. It's made of foam. Murtak stares at it and appears worried. Bobby and Thriller deliver a beat down before walking off. Murtak is laying there and he slowly moves to a sitting position against the prize counter. Then a mother holding the hand of a young boy walks up. "This was the worst experience I have ever had. Disgraceful. Simply disgraceful. I want to speak to a manager". Murtak looks like he wants to go back to fighting The Survivors.
As the show starts we go live to Murtak's Munchies and Entertainment Emporium for the grand opening ceremony. We see Murtak, RJ City and a couple men in suits behind a red ribbon in front of the place. A large group of families are on the other side waiting for the opening so they can check it out. Murtak makes a short speech about a dream coming true and welcoming everyone, hoping they have a great time.
RJ is holding a very large pair of scissors and hands them to Murtak. After a few awkward moments of Murtak struggling with them he finally got the ribbon cut. As kids screamed and rushed past him to get inside Murtak stood there frozen with terror. A couple times it looked like he was about to swat one of the kids but held back. Eventually all the parents and kids were past him and inside.
Murtak: God I hate these brats.
RJ City: Boss, you're mic is still on.
A look of shock on Murtak's face as his eyes get as big as saucers.
Chavo Pequeno vs Laredo Kid.
The new kid on the block grabbed a mic before the match started.
Chavo Pequeno: I'm going to bring something to the Light Speed division that is sorely missing. (he flexes an arm) Power. You got the hussle, I got the muscle, so let's tussle.
Chavo worked to overpower Kid as the match started. It didn't do him much good. The Kid was flying all over the place and had Chavo in trouble. He hit Laredo Fly and picked up the win. Chavo was confused that he lost and argued with the ref after.
Winner: Laredo Kid by pinfall.
We see Chaos Supreme in the interview area.
Chaos Supreme: I've been getting disrespected around here and I'm tired of it. People talking about Monolith being the giant of CLAW. Well I'M the real giant around here. I will just have to prove it I guess.
He walks off and a moment later Monolith walks into camera shot staring in the direction Chaos walked off. Monolith has an intense look on his face.
The Pitbulls vs Insert Team Name Here.
A one sided affair that saw The Pitbulls use frequent tags and double teaming to control the action. They hit an early Super Bomb on Cringe. Pitbull #2 made a casual cover and Cringe kicked out. From there it seemed the Pitbulls just wanted to play with him. A couple minutes later Pitbull #1 went for a cover and Grovel tried to make a pin save but was stopped. Cringe kicked out anyways. After a couple more minutes of being brutalized Cringe was put out of his misery with a second Super Bomb and Pitbull #2 made the cover.
Winner: The Pitbulls via pinfall.
Soon after the bell to signify the end of the match two men holding kendo sticks ran down from the back. They got in the ring and started swing their sticks and smacking The Pitbulls.
Announcer A: They look familiar.
Announcer B: That is because they are twins.
Announcer A: That's not what I meant. I can see they are twins...wait, that's it. It's indie darlings Twin Blood. They seem to have down played their differences and are trying to look more identical then before. Sleeze has dyed his hear black. It's hard to tell them apart.
After taking a beating The Pitbulls rolled out to the floor. Twin Blood stand proud in the ring when Nora Pelf comes out to the stage.
Nora Pelf: That's enough my boys. Those mutts have had enough. For now.
Twin Blood leave the ring and return to the back with Nora.
A big announcement that the main event of the next card will be Mister Centra vs Minister of War for the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship. A PPV level match as Aethran Invasion looks to grab more power in CLAW.
Centauri vs Mike Fortune w/Krakan.
Centauri found himself in trouble early on thanks to some shady offense from Mike and distractions from Krakan. Mike hit his finisher and got a close two count. Not to be denied Mike went and hit it again. He covered and just before the three count Centauri kicked out.
Mike couldn't believe it and he argued with the ref. It took his focus off his opponent which was a mistake. Centauri was able to rest and regroup. It still took a bit for him to get going but Mike was never really in control after that. Once Centauri got going he kept blasting Mike with Tomahawk Thrusts. Mike was staggered and almost out on his feet. Centauri finally ended the match with combo punches and the cover.
Winner: Centauri via pinfall.
We are inside Murtak's Munchies and Entertainment Emporium. There are families eating pizza and wings. Some having birthday parties. Kids playing video games and earning tickets. Kids cashing in tickets for prizes. The last shot is three men entering the place. It's The Survivors.
Mayhem Unleashed vs Vacant in a #1 Contender for Primus Carnage Title match.
Krakan came out to the stage to watch this match to see who would next be facing his man Splatter. Vacant put up a good fight but every time he would start getting something going Mayhem would counter and do as much damage with one move as Vacant did with a series of moves. Mayhem tossed Vacant out of the ring and jumped over the top rope to crash on him. The two men fought with Mayhem coming out on top. He then climbed to the top rope and did a somersault dive onto Vacant. Mayhem slid into the ring and the ref started the count. Vacant didn't stir till the 8 count and ended up counted out.
Winner: Mayhem Unleashed by count out.
Murtak is walking around the seating area when a flying pizza pan hits him in the back of the head. He jerks forward a bit and rubs the back of his head. "Damn kids." He turns around and Nikolia is standing there. Nikolai swings a pizza pan and smashes it on Murtak's head.
RJ City comes running over from the other side of the room. Suddenly Thriller jumps off a table and goes flying thru the air and crashes into RJ. Nikolai is stomping on Murtak when Murtak is able to reach on a table, grab a glass and toss the pop in Nikolai's face. Some families run off while others stay and watch possibly thinking it's a show and part of the entertainment.
Murtak starts to leave the dining area when he sees Bobby Lee coming his way. He turns and heads in the opposite direction. Bobby stars to follow but stops at a birthday party table. He looks down at a cake that reads Happy Birthday Billy. "Eh close enough." He plunges a hand into the cake and grabs a big handful of it then shoves it in his mouth.
Murtak is in the game room when he is tackled by Thriller. The two men roll around and fight. Finally Murtak stands up, lifts Thriller and delivers a spinebuster onto a skee-ball lane. He then grabs a skee-ball, gets a bit of a running start and tosses it up the ramp. It slams into Thriller between his legs. His eyes bulge as his hands cover his no no area.
Nikolai with a handful of napkins is wiping his face as he moves from the dining area to the game room. The swinging doors to the kitchen behind him swing open and out walks an employee in a Murtak costume. Nikolai turns around and out of instinct superkicks the poor slob. The Murtak head goes flying off making a couple kids scream. When Nikolai realizes it was just a costumed employee he shakes his head and throws the napkins down on him in disgust.
A shot of the ball pit. We see a head slowly coming up. It's RJ City. He looks around and quickly submerges back into the pit right before Bobby Lee walks by. Bobby levels Murtak with a clothesline. They are near a boxing machine game. Bobby sees it and smiles. He lifts Murtak onto his shoulder. Then he tosses Murtak like a dart so his head flies into the speed bag. The scoreboard shows it's a new high score.
As Bobby watches all the tickets spill out Murtak starts crawling away. Murtak gets to the basketball games. He grabs a basketball and throws it at Bobby. He must have forgot what sport Bobby used to play. Bobby caught it and threw it back, banging it off Murtak's head.
We see the ball pit again and once again RJ slowly rises out of the balls. He is looking around when we see a boney hand rises out of the balls behind him. It's followed by the rest of the person, Captain Crossbones. "Yo ho ho." RJ with a scared face but before he can do anything Captain's right hand covers RJ's mouth and Captain's left arm wraps around RJ's throat. Captain leans back and pulls a terrified RJ back into the pit.
Nikolai is walking around looking for Murtak when he sees another costumed Murtak holding a pizza. He is about to hit him but stops. He goes to pass him and the costumed Murtak turns around and smacks him with the pizza pan, pizza side first. Nikolai falls to his knees, pizza falling down his back. The costumed Murtak delivers a bulldog driving Nikolai's head into the floor. He then stands up and removes the costume head. It's Konnan.
Bobby Lee and Triller are stalking Murtak who makes his way to the prize redemption center. Murtak grabs a sword and gets an evil grin on his face. He lunges at Thriller and the sword bends. It's made of foam. Murtak stares at it and appears worried. Bobby and Thriller deliver a beat down before walking off. Murtak is laying there and he slowly moves to a sitting position against the prize counter. Then a mother holding the hand of a young boy walks up. "This was the worst experience I have ever had. Disgraceful. Simply disgraceful. I want to speak to a manager". Murtak looks like he wants to go back to fighting The Survivors.