Colby's Legendary Association of Wrestling: The GE Years Jun 16, 2021 17:06:55 GMT -5 Shane Sullivan and Crimson Cross like this
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PAW - Mizar Solarsphere
We see paparazzi hanging around the wrestler's entrance to the arena. Then the camera shows the Dirty Animals locker room.
Armour: Did you guys see all the press outside?
Murtak: Yes. They are here to record me gaining yet another successful title defense tonight. I am the greatest PAW TV Champion of all time.
Mayham: You are the only TV Champion, (snort).
He receives a cold stare from Murtak.
Blue Chip vs King Tux w/Gobbler the Hit-Turkey.
As the match is about to start King Tux demands the ref checks Chip's boots for a foreign object. As the ref obliges, Tux attacks Chip. He uses a Fish Hook early and he almost got the submission. Chip was in great pain but Tux released the hold and went for a Belly Flop leading to a two count.
The match was all Tux after that. Numerous pin attempts, including after two more Belly Flops, led to two counts but no pin. Eventually Tux got frustrated at Chip's unwillingness to give up. Tux went to the floor to grab a chair and bring it into the ring. As expected, the ref took it from him and went to toss it out of the ring. With the ref's back turned Gobbler pulled a cookie sheet from under his shirt and handed it to Tux. Tux put it on his belly and hit another Belly Flop. Tux slide the sheet out of the ring as the ref turned around and made the count. Big win for King Tux.
Winner: King Tux via pinfall.
Announcement that on the next show Johnny Rocket reveals the newest member of his Rocket Men. Also, there will be big news that will affect the future of PAW.
The Survivors vs Adam Blast and Red Talon.
Technically this was a tag match even if no tags were made. Thriller took the fight to Red Talon and did not let up. A vicious dropkick into the ring post ended Talon's night. Thriller looked to have a handful of tights as he made the pin.
Winner: The Survivors by pinfall.
Murtak hears some noise outside of the locker room and opens the door. He sees the paparazzi running down the hall in his direction. He smiles and holds up a hand to calm them down. They ignore him and run past him in the direction of the ring. Murtak looks dumbfounded.
The paparazzi are seen lining up along the ramp. We hear trumpets blaring the arrival of someone. Four stunning women in togas walk out and toss rose pedals onto the stage and ramp as they make their way to the ring. Then two tall, muscular men dressed as if they arrived from ancient Rome or Greece walk out and wait. Finally, the man of the hour walks out. The one all this fuss has been for. URANUS. He waves to the crowd who cheer and jeer. He makes his way to the ring flanked by the large men. The paparazzi snap photos nonstop. He smiles and poses for them. Finally, he makes his way into the ring and one of the flower girls hands him a mic.
Uranus: Hello my fans. I can only imagine how delighted you all are. The great one has finally arrived in PAW. I was the hottest free agent. Promotions from all over the galaxy were opening up their bank accounts to try and sign me. I had offers to do movies, TV...heck even to make music. But I decided to bring my limitless talent to PAW. And trust me, I have HUGE plans. In the next couple shows I will change the landscape around here in an epic way. Now, go back to admiring me as I return to the back and then whatever cute, little match is next. Sorry I overshadowed that match.
Murtak the Merciless w/Armour and Mayham vs Moonlight in a TV Championship match.
Moonlight made a grand entrance as she came down in full battle gear. She removed it as the champ made his way down. After the ref called for the bell to start the action Murtak rolled to the floor saying he wouldn't wrestle a woman. Moonlight rolled out and chased him. She almost got into it with Armour and Mayham. Murtak rolled back in and jumped on Moonlight when she followed him.
Murtak tried to finish her early but was unsuccessful. He tossed her into the corner and ran in following her but she ducked and flipped him over the top rope to the floor. Moonlight jumped down to the floor and brawled with Murtak. Mayham went to spear Moonlight but she slid out of the way and he hit Murtak, driving him into the barricade. Moonlight tossed the champ back into the ring. After a couple two counts she hit Mongolian Horde and secured the victory. We have a new TV Champion.
Winner: Moonlight via pinfall to win the title.
Moonlight leaves the ring, grabs the belt and celebrates with the ringside fans.