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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 9, 2021 16:13:02 GMT -5
Card #161 - Aethran War Dome
After a video looking back at the highlights of Venom we go to the ring where Aethran Invasion are standing in force. The fans are going wild cheering for them.
Spike: You see here in the ring the greatest force in professional wrestling. Any place. Any time. Ever! We dominate like only Aethrans can.
Suddenly Wolf walks over, grabs the mic away from Spike and goes to lean against the side ropes.
Wolf: Save us your blabber you old geezer. Sure we have some nice titles. The tag team, the US, the Light Speed. But the most important title is missing. MY Cosmic Heacyweight Championship. Why is that? Because of YOU (points toward Spike). In the main event at Venom Darkness would have broken Endgame's submission hold thus keeping the match going. But what stopped him from doing that? You. You, Spike, grabbed him allowing Endgame to pick up the win and get the title. Why? Are you working with Endgame?
A shaking no of Spike's head as he gives Wolf a "are you serious" look.
Wolf: You know what, it doesn't even matter. I'm tired of your incompetence. I'm forming my own group. War Lords. Whoever wants to roll with me come over here.
With that there is a few tense moments as everyone looks at everyone else. Finally Butchers of Aethra, Minister of War and Mayhem Unleashed, go join Wolf. Then Turmoil, Torment and Category join Spike on the opposite side of the ring. Fans are loud with a mix of cheering and booing. Evolution is standing between both groups. Each group is motioning for him to join them. He looks toward Aethran Invasion and takes a small step toward them then stops. He turns his attention to War Lords and takes a small step toward them but stops again. Then he simply walks to the front ropes, climbs thru them and heads to the back as both groups look at him confused.
Laredo Kid vs Zealos w/Oracle.
This was a really good match with both men having extended series of offense. First Laredo Kid relying on his speed and agility had Zealos on the defensive. But he couldn't put the Church of Truth member away. Then Zealos started using his strength to pound on Laredo Kid. A couple times he tossed Kid to the floor, happy to win by countout. Kid needed most of the ten count to get in but he did make it in time. After some back and forth, Zealos put Kid in his Zealos Breaker hold and Kid tapped out.
Winner: Zealos via submission.
In Murdok's Army's locker room. Murdok is extremely upset. He says Venom should have been a great night for them as Oppressor brought them gold. But it was ruined by that turncoat Total Anarchy. He asks his men if they knew he was returning to the Church but no one did.
Avenging Force vs Dransak w/Tharkas and Orrus the Unstoppable.
We see a clip from Venom when Dransak made his debut and interfered in the match. That set up this match. Avenging Force was mad and he released that anger on the newcomer. Once he applied Alpha Force it wasn't long till Dransak submitted.
Winner: Avenging Force by submission.
Tharkas and Orrus wasted no time as they entered the ring right after the bell and attacked Avenging Force. That brought out Solitude, brandishing a steel chair, who chased the three members of Alien Liberation Force.
The camera go back to a locker room where we see Desolation Factor wailing on Gen 3. The brothers have been busted open and both are wearing crimson masks. Finally Desolation Factor decided they did enough damage and walked off. Gen 3 were laying on the floor, neither man moving.
The Awakening w/Murdok vs The Enforcers w/Krakan.
A solid tag team match with each team having runs of control. Numerous tags and some quality double teaming. Finally Char started to wear Galactic Punisher down with Smothered in Ashes. Tongsoon eventually had enough and came in to break the move. Char tagged Tek in and before too long Char hit a flying shoulder tackle and pinned Galactic Punisher.
Winner: The Awakening by pinfall.
Monolith and Dark Menace are in the interview area.
Dark Menace: My man was robbed at Venom. The blind ref says he tapped but Monolith would never tap. All he was doing was trying to grab the mat to keep from rolling around. How that dimwitted ref mistook Monolith trying to stop himself with him tapping out is beyond us. But Monolith wants a title shot against Endgame to win back the title he never lost. Also we haven't forgotten you Darkness. The genetic beast wants to get his hands on you. It will be the end of you when he does.
Johnny Rocket: It needs to be pointed out that Monolith probably hates the Venom PPV as both times he lost the Cosmic title it was at Venom.
Paragon w/Epitome vs Turmoil w/Spike.
Epitome was about to introduce Paragon when Turmoil attacked Turmoil. The ref called for the bell. The Pearl Harbor routine gave the Aethran the early advantage. It seemed the ref was going to give the men some leeway as Turmoil smashed Paragon with a Table Breaker. A bit later he hit a Triple Suicide but Paragon kicked out. After that Paragon started fighting back. He almost took Turmoil's head off with a boot off the ropes. Paragon made the pin.
Winner: Paragon by pinfall.
A promo video for Solar Flair, the next PPV.
The camera focuses on someone sitting in the front row. They are wearing a gray hoodie and a shiny gold face mask. It seems the person just arrived for the main event.
Total Anarchy w/Oracle vs Prime Colonizer w/Magnus Colby.
The announcers point out that these two first meet up on Card #1 in a semifinal match to crown the first Cosmic Champion which ended up being Total Anarchy. Other then the first minute or so this match was all Total Anarchy. He applied his Gehenna's Gate submission finisher. When it looked like Prime might fight out of it Anarchy converted it into a pin attempt. After the kick out Total Anarchy applied it again. Prime tried to escape but he finally gave up.
Winner: Total Anarchy via submission.
Oracle is all smiles and with good reason. His men went 2-0 and on the next show he will meet new additions to his Church of Truth.
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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 12, 2021 15:30:43 GMT -5
PAW - Eureka Asteroid Arena
We start the show in the Dirty Animal's locker room. Howler is talking at Alkalil when Armour walks in.
Howler: There he is. The other member of the next PAW Tag Team Champions, Aethra Extreme.
A smile crosses Armour's face.
Armour: Really? You mean it? We have earned the name?
Howler: Yes, you have. Me and Alkalil agreed you showed you can be extreme.
Armour pumps his fist in the air. Then Murtak the Merciless walks in.
Murtak: Ah, good. You guys are here. We need to discuss strategy for the upcoming battle royal to find the next challenger for the TV title. We need to make sure I win the battle royal so I can win back my title.
Then Mayham walks in holding a Styrofoam take out container that he is eating something out of.
Armour: Whatcha eating buddy?
Mayham: Pigs in a blanket.
The other four men look at each other.
Murtak: Um, is that turkey sausage?
Mayham: Nah. It's pork sausage.
An uncomfortable silence as everyone seems a bit unnerved except Alkalil who shows no emotion.
Murtak: Bro, we need to have a serious talk. Like real soon.
Mayham just keeps eating.
Cool w/Johnny and Sonny Rocket vs Red Talon.
The announcers point out that this was supposed to have been a tag team match between Rocketmen of Uranus and the team of Adam Blast & Red Talon. But Adam Blast missed his flight from the planet where he was working an indie show. As for this match Red Talon stood tall on his own. He and Cool were battling for several minutes. Then Red Talon got on a roll. He hit his finisher but Cool kicked out at two. Seeing his partner in trouble Sonny got in the ring. Talon attacked him and tossed him out of the ring. While he kept on the attack that distraction gave Cool the chance to catch his breath. He finally put some offense together and eventually hit a Dynamite Death Drop leading to the pin.
Winner: Cool via pinfall.
A serious looking Swerve makes his way to the ring. He grabs a mic and gets in the ring.
Swerve: We have all seen how Quest has attacked me on numerous occasions recently. Why has he done it? Well, your guess is as good as mine. But I need to know. So, Quest, please come join me in the ring.
There is a wait of 20 seconds or so but then Quest comes out and enters the ring.
Quest: You want to know why? The answer is in your past. Just think about it. Think back to your past and you will realize why this is happening and why you deserve all of it.
A confused look is on Swerve's face as he holds his hands up to his side to show he does not understand.
Quest: Really? You don't know? Well, let me see if I can jog your memory.
Suddenly he throws a punch, smashing the mic into Swerve's forehead. Swerve falls to the mat and Quest gets on top of him. He punches Swerve a few times then smashes his elbow onto Swerve's face. Quest reaches into his jeans and pulls out the pair of handcuffs. He uses them like brass knuckles and pounds on Swerve's forehead till he busts it open. As blood starts to flow Quest drags Swerve to a corner. He then proceeds to handcuff Swerve around the top turnbuckle. With Swerve helpless Quest starts stomping on. Then someone comes running out from the back.
Announcer A: Who's that?
Announcer B: It looks like Astarte but he's in new wrestling gear and mask.
Announcer A: You are correct.
Astarte slides in the ring and gets between Swerve and Quest. He is facing Quest and holding his hands up to get Quest to stop. Quest backs off a bit but looks pissed. Slowly Astarte turns around, his back to Quest and facing Swerve. He checks on Swerve then turns his head to look at Quest. Astarte nods his head and Quest smiles. In a shocker Astarte slaps Swerve across the face. Then he and Quest start hitting and kicking Swerve. Officials and refs rush out to stop the beat down. Astarte taps Quest on the shoulder and they exit the ring and left to the back.
The Loyalist w/The Natives vs Faller.
It's a slugfest for a couple minutes then Faller starts rocking The Loyalist. He hits his finisher, Down To Size, but couldn't get the pin. A short bit later he did after a leg drop off turnbuckle.
Winner: Faller by pinfall.
In his locker room Mass is talking to the Kroll Scientists. He says he needs someone to watch his back in single matches. Someone who he can tag with from time to time. The Scientists nod their heads, as they are, in unison of agreement. Announcer B points out that they do that a lot so he's not sure they really understand.
Blue Brothers vs No Flight.
The brothers proved they were the better tag team by making frequent tags and wearing their opponents down from start to finish. Blue Chip hit a second Cetus Suplex on King Tux and pinned him for the victory.
Winner: Blue Brothers via pinfall.
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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 14, 2021 15:33:17 GMT -5
Card #162 - Eureka Asteroid Arena
Speedster vs Zealos w/Oracle.
Before the match starts, we are told the new followers of the Church of Truth will be here tonight. Oracle has been giddy all day. Speedster was running circles around Zealos so Zealos just reached out, grabbed the youngster by the hair and yanked him to the mat. It gave him only a temporary advantage. Speedster soon had Zealos on his heels. He hit both his finishers but Zealos kicked out. A second High Octane Kicks led to the three count. Seeing his man lose didn't seem to faze Oracle.
Winner: Speedster by pinfall.
Speedster is having his arm raised when Chavo Pequeno, carrying a guitar, slips into the ring behind him. Chavo grabs Speedster by the shoulder, turns him around and smashes the guitar over Speedster's head. Speedster falls to the mat and is laid out. Chavo smiles before leaving.
A replay of the ending of the Aethran celebration from the last card where Wolf and Butchers of Aethra broke off from the Aethran Invasion. Then Evolution walked out on both factions.
Next, we see an interview from earlier in the day where Johnny Rocket asked Spike about what happened. Spike said brothers, even brothers in arms, tend to fight and that is all it was. Aethran Invasion will be back together soon enough.
Dransak w/Tharkas and Orrus the Unstoppable vs Mike Fortune w/Krakan.
Dransak was in total control then a couple minutes in he took the fight to the floor. He was beating down Mike when suddenly Tharkas and Orrus joined in right in front of the ref.
Winner: Mike Fortune via disqualification.
As the beat down continued Krakan came over to help his man and got more of the same. The three men eventually left ringside leaving Krakan and Mike Fortune laid out.
A promo for the Solar Flair PPV.
We see a Winnebago pull up into the arena parking lot. The announcers speculate the Church of Truth recruits are in there.
Murdok vs Agony w/Oracle.
Murdok used his speed to keep Agony off his game early on. Once Agony was able to get his hands on Murdok he used his power to brutalize Murdok. Agony performed Eternal Suffering and the ref made the three count.
Winner: Agony by pinfall.
A very happy Oracle leads his man to the back.
In a locker room Solitude is sitting in a folding chair with Avenging Force standing in front of him.
Avenging Force: I've enjoyed working with you. Now I know we both have some unfinished business with A.L.F. and they need to be dealt with but I think we need to put that on the back burner. Your mortal enemies are splintering. The strangle hold the Aethran Invasion has had on this company is coming to an end. We should focus on that and end them.
It appears Solitude is deep in thought. He nods his head.
Solitude: You are correct. It is what we should focus on. However, we will need some help. I have someone in mind. It's a bit of a gambit but I think he can be convinced and he'd be a powerful ally.
T-n-T w/Spike vs Insert Team Name Here.
The Aethrans Turmoil and Torment have a new official tag team name. The announcers talk about this and wonder if it's a response to Butchers of Aethra leaving to join Wolf as the War Lords faction.
At the opening bell Torment rocks Cringe with a big boot. Then Torment is very casual. He flings Cringe out of the ring then takes time to mock Grovel before going to leave the ring after Cringe. Cringe hops on the apron and kicks the rope causing it to fly into Torment's legs. Being too casual cost Torment. Cringe worked on the big man some then tagged out. Grovel did some damage but Torment fought back and tagged out. Turmoil tore into Grovel. Thanks to Spike getting the ref's attention Turmoil used some questionable moves. He hit a Triple Suicide but Grovel kicked out. T-n-T made some tags as they kept Grovel on their side of the ring. Turmoil hit Intimidation and pinned Grovel.
Winner: T-n-T via pinfall.
Oracle and Zealos are in a suite waiting on the newest members of the Church of Truth. There is a knock at the door and Zealos goes to answer it. First in is a large man strapped for battle. Zealos introduces him as Calamity. He looks like an intimidating figure. Next in walks a man that looks like a mountain man just down from the mountain. His name is Urchin. Finally come in two who look extra hyped to be here. They say what an honour it is to be in the presence of the great and powerful Oracle. They are on the smaller size and probably are able to qualify for the Light Speed division. They are brothers Votarist and Partide. Oracle has a giant smile on his face and rubs his hands together.
Oracle: Oh my. Yes. Yes indeed. You have done wonderful brother Zealos. This is a wonderful group of converts you have brought us. Now, the Church of Truth can reach the great heights we were destined for.
Monolith w/Dark Menace vs Darkness w/Maramus.
Monolith is in the ring when a bandaged Maramus slowly makes his way down to the ring. Once he gets there the lights go out. Once back on Darkness is in the ring and tosses Monolith into a corner then nails him with a kick. Darkness got in a bit more offense before Monolith snapped. The giant then went on the warpath and looked to have a short night. He went to the high-risk district and hit Catastrophe. He was so confident he made a casual cover. Darkness kicked out but barely. The genetic beast was pissed and just proceeded to annihilate Darkness. Dark Menace slid a chair into the ring and distracted the ref. Monolith laid Darkness on the chair and hit a second Catastrophe. He got rid of the chair, made the cover and banged his fist on the mat to get the ref's attention. The ref came over and counted three.
Winner: Monolith by pinfall.
As Monolith is enjoying his win, we hear someone clearing their throat. Epitome came out to the stage.
Epitome: Excuse me...as I clear my throat. Monolith, you claim to be the giant of CLAW. Well let me introduce you to the modern Jack the Giant Killer. His name is...Paragon.
The newest giant of CLAW comes out dressed to the nines.
Paragon: You. Me. Anytime. Anywhere.
The crowd goes wild as the two big men stare at each other.
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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 17, 2021 15:34:44 GMT -5
PAW - Cathedral of the Swirling Mist
As the show starts, we see Pardon and Captain Crossbones brawling in the back. Pardon smashes Crossbones with a chair. He goes to grab Crossbones but the good Captain grabs him instead and whips him into a door that pops open. Pardon crawls away as Crossbones follows him. The room appears to be storage with equipment behind a locked fencing cage. Crossbones grabs Pardon by the back of his head and rubs his face against the fencing. Pardon elbows Captain in the gut then leaves the room.
We then go to the ring for the opening match.
Duke of Destruction vs Krud w/Ygorr.
Both men got in some licks. Things really changed when Duke tossed Krud out of the ring and went after him. Ygorr looked to get his hands on Duke but the ref rolled out of the ring and got in Ygorr's face. This put his back to the legal wrestlers. Krud then gave Duke a low blow. He followed that up by choking Duke with the necklaces Krud wears. As the ref finally got Ygorr to back up Krud rolled Duke into the ring. A bit of offense and after a Caste Clothesline Krud picked up the W. A rare single win for one of the Natives.
Winner: Krud via pinfall.
The announcers say we are about to hear from Astarte for his involvement with Quest and their attacks on Swerve. That is when Captain Crossbones and Pardon come out from the back to the stage exchanging punches and kicks. They battle down the ramp and move close to the seating area. One of Pardon's fans from Brymstone hands Pardon a beer. Pardon takes a drink then spits some beer into Crossbone's face. Crossbones staggers toward the ring and Pardon rushes him. Crossbones trips Pardon sending him face first into the ring stairs. Johnny Rocket stands up on the announcer's desk.
Johnny Rocket: Stop it, stop it you two. I just got word from the back if you two don't stop this you will be suspended indefinitely.
Both men take a pause from trying to kill each other.
Johnny Rocket: Further more you men will get the chance to solve your issues in the ring on the next show. The Xtreme title will be on the line. However, if either of you puts their hands on the other man before that match starts you will be suspended. In your case Pardon you will be stripped of your title. So, keep your emotions in check until the bell rings to start your match.
Both men glare at each other and are talking smack but heading Johnny's words they keep a safe distance from each other.
Blue Brothers vs Rocketmen of Uranus w/Uranus and Johnny Rocket.
Johnny grabs the mic before the match began. He starts putting the Rocketmen over. Then he starts running down the Blue Brothers. Chip Blue walks over to try and get him to stop. Johnny's son, Sonny, attacks Chip while at the same time Cool pulls True Blue off the apron and tosses him into the security barricade. The prematch attack paid off for the Rocketmen. Sonny worked on Chip then tagged Cool in. Cool tried a couple pin attempts that didn't get the win. Then he hit a Dynamite Death Drop and pinned him as True was still groggy and couldn't make the save.
Winner: Rocketmen of Uranus by pinfall.
The leader of the Rocketmen, Uranus, entered the ring to celebrate the upset with his men then he asked for a mic.
Rocketmen: My boys just turned their opponents into the Black and Blue Brothers. The future for the Rocketmen is uber bright. It gets even better as I just signed a new member to my stable. He will debut soon and he is a true young stallion. The Rocketmen of Uranus will dominate PAW for years.
We finally get the segment with Astarte as he explains his actions. Astarte and Quest and standing in the interview area. As Astarte speaks Quest paces behind him, occasionally rubbing his hands and/or smiling at the camera.
Astarte: Everywhere I go lately I hear "Why? Why Astarte? Why'd ya do it? What's the story?". Well, this story goes back a few years. I was starting my wrestling career in a small company on a backwater planet. There was another young man also beginning his career. For some reason this other man had an issue with me. He felt I was playing backstage politics and tried to get him held down while pushing my career. Instead of sitting down with me and talking it out he came up with a plan to remove me from his life. I entered the locker room after finishing a long, brutal match. He jumped me. After beating on me for a couple minutes he threw a fireball in my face. It scared me. Scars I still have. This man ran away as other wrestlers rushed in. Needless to say, the promoter fired the man on the spot. The man went into hiding and seemed to disappear. Well, it turns out he went under a mask and took the name of Swerve. It wasn't until he returned without his mask that I realized Swerve was that man. So, I called my friend Quest to help me gain revenge on Swerve. If you think you have been thru a lot Swerve you have no idea. We have just started. You can remove your mask and gets women to cheer for you. Well, I can't. Every time I look in the mirror, I am reminded of what you did to me. I am going to make you pay for years of my anguish. Your hell has just begun.
Murtak the Merciless w/Howler, Alklil and Armour vs Ygorr w/Krud.
Ygorr started strong but Murtak fought back. Murtak hit Conqueror's Flag and thought he had the win. When Ygorr kicked out at two Murtak argued with the ref. Howler yelled at Murtak to focus again on Ygorr. He did and soon hit a back suplex and picked up the win.
Winner: Murtak the Merciless via pinfall.
Murtak: As I am sure you astute fans noticed, one member of Dirty Animals is not with us right now. That is Mayham. Well, he's been going thru some things lately so I sent him to a professional. He will be back on the next card a transformed man. It will be something you will not want to miss. So, tune in for the next PAW show.
The camera shot switches to the back where Uranus is stomping up in down and throwing a fit.
Uranus: No, no, no. My announcement was supposed to be the big news. Now Murtak and Mayham are stealing my thunder with this story of Mayham's struggle and redemption. I hate Murtak.
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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 17, 2021 17:12:27 GMT -5
Card #163 - Cathedral of the Swirling Mist
Urchin w/Oracle vs Cringe w/Grovel.
Urchin was making his debut. It was not just his debut but the first of the four new Church of Truth members. He was so excited he rushed Cringe before the bell which the ref quickly called for. Urchin brutalized Cringe with a suplex heavy offense. Cringe survived a couple early pin attempts. Then Cringe fought back and exposed Urchin's inexperience. Cringe stunned Urchin with station-to-station turnbuckles. He rolled Urchin up and got the three count.
Winner: Cringe by pinfall.
Dark Menace and Monolith walk into Magnus Colby's office.
Better Than Human (Tharkas & Dransak) w/Orrus the Unstoppable vs Rey Horus & Flamita w/Laredo Kid.
As the ring announcer is doing the introductions, we see a prerecorded video. Tharkas and Orrus talk about it is time to see how Dransak can do in a tag match. He needs to prove himself if he wants to stay in the Alien Liberation Front. Especially against filthy humans.
The match started and Draksak was all over Flamita. He worked the luchador over for a couple minutes and hit his finisher, The Long View. He did not secure the pin. A bit later a second The Long View got him the victory. We do not have an idea how he is in tag matches as he made no tags but he sure made a statement.
Winner: Better Than Human via pinfall.
A promo for Solar Flair. We look at how Mister Centra was involved in the main event of all three previous Solar Flairs. The first card featured a round robin tournament. At 2-0 Centra faced, and lost to, Total Anarchy who was also 2-0 in the main event. In the second Solar Flair Mister Centra won the Cosmic title in a 30 Minute Iron Man match. Then in the third one he won the title in a 2 of 3 Falls match. It does not seem likely he will make it four straight main events.
Epitome vs Blue Dazzler.
Epitome put himself over in a prematch promo. He was backing it up in the first few minutes as he dominated Dazzler but couldn't put him away. Dazzler survived the early assault and finally found an opening. He applied a heel hook and it looked like Epitome might tap but he wiggled out. Soon after an Optic Blast seemed to be the end but Epitome got his foot on the rope. Dazzler took his opponent to the middle of the ring and performed his finisher again. This time a rolled shoulder at last moment kept the match going. Some offense then Dazzler took the air out of Epitome's lungs with a Crime Stopper Splash. He covered and got the win in Epitome's CLAW in ring debut.
Winner: Blue Dazzler by pinfall.
Dark Menace and Monolith exit Magnus's office. Once the door is closed Dark Menace looks up at Monolith and both men smile.
Desolation Factor w/Magnus Colby vs T-n-T w/Spike.
This was a surprisingly short match. Desolation Factor attacked the Aethrans before the match started. Once it did start Rack hit Torment with a back stabber. A couple more moves then he tagged Ruin and they hit a Racked and Ruined. Ruin made the pin.
Winner: Desolation Factor via pinfall.
As Spike leads his men up the ramp, talking to Torment, Magnus enters the ring to celebrate with his team.
Magnus: Hey Spike. Since we beat your B team, we now want your A team for the tag belts.
Spike stops, looks back at the ring with an unhappy expression on his face then turns around and quickly leads his men thru the entrance and to the back area.
Announcer B: What is Magnus thinking. The Butchers of Aethra walked away from the Invasion. Spike doesn't manage or control them anymore.
Johnny Rocket: Mind games. I think Magnus Colby is just playing mind games.
A look at the main event for the next PAW show. Pardon defends his Xtreme Championship against his blood enemy, Captain Crossbones. We see highlights of their fighting and the times Captain Crossbones tried to get in Pardon's head.
Wolf vs Total Anarchy w/Oracle.
This is Wolf's first match since leaving the Aethran Invasion and forming the War Lords with Butchers of Aethra. Wolf was very focused as he was all over Anarchy like face paint on an Aethran. He ended the impressive performance with his Savage Face Claw. He dug it in and Anarchy was forced to tap.
Winner: Wolf via submission.
He asked for a mic after getting his arm raised.
Wolf: Did you see how I dominated a former Cosmic Heavyweight Champion? I am the best in CLAW. So, I want Endgame at Solar Flair if not sooner. I want my belt back. I WILL have it. One way or another. Awoooooo!!!!
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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 20, 2021 16:38:14 GMT -5
PAW - Cepton Center
The show starts with a hype video for the main event between Pardon and Captain Crossbones. Next, we see a shot of both men in their individual dressing rooms surrounded by security to keep them apart from each other before their match. Then we go to the ring.
The whole Dirty Animals group, minus Mayham, are standing in the ring. Johnny Rocket joins them in the ring.
Johnny Rocket: You asked for this time. So, what's up?
Murtak: Recently as most of you know, Mayham has been dealing with um things. I had a long talk with him and sent him to see a specialist to take care of things.
Johnny Rocket: To a psychologist?
Murtak: What? No. Why would you think that?
Johnny Rocket: (looking a bit confused) Well, you know. I mean I thought you were talking about his...you know, eating of pork.
Murtak: That IS what I'm talking about. That is why I sent him to Sid. Sid's the best wrestling gear maker in the biz. So, with no further delay, I give you the new and improved Mayham. I present to you, Mayham the Cannibal.
With that Mayham comes out from back. He is wearing pretty much the same Aethran inspired gear but with the addition of a couple necklaces around his neck. One is a series of small skulls and the other has just one shrunken head hanging from it. He joins his faction mates in the ring. Murtak says something to him and makes a motion toward the camera. Mayham the Cannibal looks toward the camera and growls.
Alkalil w/Howler and Armour vs Red Talon.
Red Talon tries to get an early advantage but Alkalil's unorthodox offense has him off his game. Alkalil starts to dominate. He hits his finisher, Air Aardvark, but Talon kicked out. Soon after he hit a Three-Toed Legdrop for the win.
Winner: Alkalil by pinfall.
We get a quick replay with the opening with Dirty Animals then see what happened after during the commercial break.
Johnny Rocket: Really? That's the big ring gear reveal? Sid sure didn't so much.
Murtak: Hey, Sid doesn't come cheap. We all ain't rolling in dough like your boss Uranus. I hear he has added another wrestler to your group.
Johnny Rocket: Yea but he's mad that your reveal of the new Mayham stole his thunder.
Murtak: Eh, the squirt will get over it.
The Natives vs No Flight.
Neither team could get much going while making frequent tags. King Tux started to roll on Krud. He hit his finisher a couple times but didn't get the pin. Then we see Duke of Destruction make his way down to ring side. He grabs a chair and when Krud gets tossed into the ropes Duke smashes him with the chair. The ref calls for the bell.
Winner: The Natives by disqualification.
Duke gets in the ring to do more damage on Krud when Ygorr runs over and gets a chair to his face for his efforts. Meanwhile No Flight argue with the ref as they had nothing to do with Duke and feel they didn't deserve the DQ. Finally, No Flight go after Duke and chase him to the back.
Mass is sitting in the locker room with the Kroll scientists when there is a knock on the door. He goes to open the door but sees no one. He looks both ways down the hall but nothing. He closes the door, shrugs at the scientists and goes back to sit down. Just as he sits there is another knock. He grunts in frustration and goes back to the door. This time the camera switches to one outside the door and we see it open and he looks around. Then one of the scientists comes up behind Mass. He taps Mass on his shoulder then points down. Mass looks down and gets a shocked look on his face. The camera follows his eye sight and we see a small man in front of him. In fact, it's a tiny version of Mass. The camera goes back to the commentator's desk.
Johnny Rocket: What...did...we just see?
Announcer A: It looked like a mini me Mass. Could that be the Kroll scientist's response to Mass's request for someone to watch his back.
Announcer B: Watch his back? I don't think that shrimp can see Mass's back. At least not without a step ladder.
Pardon vs Captain Crossbones in an Xtreme Championship match.
The Captain came out first to his eerie and theatrical entrance. His captain's hat pulled down low keeping his face in shadows. He stood in his corner keeping his long coat on. Then Pardon came out and his fan club went wild. Many tried pushing their way to the front roll from the cheap seats. Pardon got in the ring and went to attack Captain Crossbones. After throwing some haymakers he knocks the Captain's hat off. That is when we see it's not Captain Crossbones. It's just some man in a cheap skull mask. Suddenly the real Captain Crossbones came out of the lingering fog that was ringside and attacked Pardon from behind.
Crossbones controlled the match for a couple minutes before Pardon could counter and go on the attack. The match went to the floor a couple times with Pardon winning the brawl around the ring. Then Captain caught Pardon off guard and this time when the fight went to the floor it was Captain who tossed the champ around. He slammed Pardon onto the ring stairs and the time keepers table. Back in the ring he hit Black Sails and it looked like the match was over. But Pardon kicked out right before the three. Captain Crossbones could sense the title was close and hit another devastating Black Sails. He covered, the ref slapped two and was more than half way to three when Pardon rolled his shoulder. His fans cheered as the other fans chanted "that was three". A couple fights break out in the crowd. Meanwhile in the ring Captain Crossbones keeps on the attack. Once he feels Pardon is vulnerable enough, he hits a third Black Sails. This time Pardon couldn't find the strength to kick out.
Winner: Captain Crossbones via pinfall to win the title.
Crossbones is handed the belt as Pardon's fans lose their minds. Then the jumbotron comes on and we see a promo from Uranus saying the newest Rocketmen will be here on the next show. Captain Crossbones watches then turns toward the ref and gestures toward the screen as if to say, why was that being shown now.
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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 20, 2021 16:42:47 GMT -5
Card #164 - Cepton Center
A look back at the apparent fractioning of Atheran Invasion and how Evolution walked off on his own. Tonight, he defends his US Championship against Prime Colonizer. He won the title last year at Solar Flair. With the PPV around the corner his title reign is almost a year. But tonight, he defends it with it would seem no Aethrans in his corner.
Partide w/Votarist and Oracle vs Laredo Kid.
The Kid's speed and experience were the difference here. He had the green horn Partide in trouble. Laredo Kid hit a stunning satellite DDT and seemed to have the win but Partide kicked out in the nick of time. Laredo couldn't believe it. He quickly got over his disbelief and hit a sick Laredo 630 and scored the victory.
Winner: Laredo Kid by pinfall.
Partide and Votarist did not take the loss in stride. Votarist entered the ring, checked on his friend and then the two attacked Laredo Kid. They hit a couple tag team finishers and left Kid laid out. Oracle didn't seem to think it was the right thing to do so he talked to them and they looked ashamed as the three men made their exit.
Category Five talking to Spike and saying he can beat Wolf. Five says he is not just a Light Speed guy. He asks to prove it. Spike says he will get Five a match against a heavier wrestler to see what Five can do.
An announcement about the main event for Solar Flair. Since Monolith claims he never tapped he will get a title shot at Endgame and to make sure we know who wins it will be an I Quit match. This way there will be no controversy. One man will be forced to say I Quit and those we will know who won the match.
Category Five w/Spike vs Doomsayer.
Five was using this match to prove something. He did just that. He blasted Doomsayer with a spinning elbow at the opening bell. Then he went to the top rope and hit a flying leg scissors. With Doomsayer all kinds of mixed up Five finished him off with Prison Break.
Winner: Category Five via pinfall.
Spike looked impressed with his man.
Wolf busts into Magnus Colby's office but it is empty. Then he takes off looking for Magnus.
Announcer A: It is safe to say Wolf is not happy with the announcement of the PPV main event seeing he is not in it.
Paradon w/Epitome vs Blue Dazzler.
This match came out of Dazzler beating Epitome in his debut match. Early on Dazzler tried to match power with Paradon. That was a mistake. But once he started using his speed and doing hit and run, he started dominating the larger man. He was really taking the fight to Paradon. He hit Optic Blinder a few times but couldn't get the three. He used the move he used to beat Epitome, Crime Stopper Splash, and took the air out of the giant. Another Optic Blinder looked to do the job but Epitome distracted the ref. The ref not only told him to get off the apron but to leave ringside to the back. This gave Paradon time to catch his breath. Dazzler still had the advantage but it changed when Paradon hit a boot off the ropes. He then went for his finisher, The Big Time. Turned out that was enough.
Winner: Paradon by pinfall.
Oracle addressing the members of Church of Truth. He said they have taken some tough losses but that's ok. It will take time to get things figured out. The key thing is they must keep their composure and not result to dirty tactics.
T-n-T w/Spike vs Solitude and Avenging Force.
Solitude and Torment started things off and both men slugged it out. Solitude gained the advantage. He decided to take the fight to the floor. Solitude was beating on Torment when Spike came over with a chair. Solitude saw him coming and yanked the chair away from Spike. When Torment grabbed Solitude, he turned around and hit Torment with the chair. He realized he messed up but it was too late.
Winner: T-n-T via disqualification.
A promo for Solar Flair.
We see an agitated Solitude and Avenging Force in their locker room.
Solitude: We had them. That match was ours but the numbers game cost us. Well, that is it. My plan might be crazy but we need to give it a try.
With that he storms out with Force hot on his heels.
Evolution vs Prime Colonizer w/Magnus Colby for the United Stars Heavyweight Championship.
As the introductions are being done, we see a man in jeans and grey hoodie with the hood up wearing a white porcelain Tragedy mask arrive and take a seat in the front row. The announcers wonder if this is the same man we saw a few cards back.
Prime Colonizer was in top form as he took the fight to the champ and almost got a pin in the first minute. He kept going forward at Evolution. He used stunners and slams to soften the Aethran up. He went to toss Evolution into the corner but it was reversed. Prime hit the turnbuckles, bounced off and flew at Evolution with a spear. Evolution seemed almost knocked out. Prime hooked both legs as he made the cover. Ref counted three and we have a new US champ. This is Prime Colonizer's second reign with the title. Magnus lit a cigar and joined his man in the ring. We see fans ring side reacting, celebrating or showing their unhappiness, except the man in the mask who just sits there and stares.
Winner: Prime Colonizer by pinfall to win the title.
We see Solitude sitting in a chair in a suite talking to someone while Avenging Force, arms crossed, standing behind him.
Solitude: So that is the offer. Will you join us to fight and finish the Aethran's stranglehold of CLAW?
The camera slowly pans and shows who Solitude is talking too. It's Mister Centra and Skull. They both look at each other then nod their heads. Has Solitude made a deal with the devil?
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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 23, 2021 15:04:17 GMT -5
PAW - Westland Pavilion
The Rocketmen of Uranus (Uranus, Sonny Rocket and Cool) are standing in the ring with the other member, Johnny Rocket, sitting at the commentator's desk.
Uranus: I know you have all been waiting to see who the HUGE free agent I signed to my group is. I mean it's not like I just took one of my guys and put some cheap costume accessories on them. Oh no. I signed a young stud. The newest member of The Rocketmen of Uranus...Stallion.
Everyone seems stunned. Not just that he signed with CLAW considering his recent history but that he signed with the Rocketmen. Yet here he comes out and fans cheer. He joins the others in the ring and the group pose. Uranus is all smiles and he stands next to his new man as ringside photographers snap away. Then a "two feet" chant starts in the crowd. Uranus keeps smiling but he looks put off.
It is announced that tonight's main event is the 20 Man Gauntlet Battle Royal to decide the next challenger for the PAW TV title.
Swerve vs Quest w/Astarte.
After all the recent beatings he's taken Swerve finally got one of the men behind those beatings in the ring. Of course, people still want to know if Swerve is the man Astarte claims he is. As the match started Swerve was yelling and pointing at Astarte who was ringside. That was a mistake as Quest snuck up behind him. When Swerve turned around, he was rocked with a kick to the teeth. Quest went full throttle with his offense. He had Swerve in serious trouble after a Quest For Truth and followed up with DNA Sample to end this one-sided affair.
Winner: Quest via pinfall.
Astarte enters the ring and it looks like he and Quest are about to attack Swerve. Then Astarte stopped Quest, looked at Swerve, tapped his wrist as if to say "just a matter of time" and he leaves with Quest to the back.
The Rocketmen of Uranus are in their locker room.
Uranus: That was horrible. The fans should have gone wild for Stallion. But they gave a mediocre cheer. Then they do that two feet crap. It's all Murtak the Merciless's fault. We need to make him pay. I think I have an idea. We tie him to a cross like contraption and hang him over the ring.
Cool: ECW did it.
Uranus: Huh? What's that?
Cool: I was just saying old Earth promotion ECW did something like that.
Uranus: So? Fine, we will do something else. Oh, I know. How about we find some woman he has a crush on and make her my girlfriend and valet to drive him crazy?
Cool: ECW did it.
Now Uranus is starting to look angry. He takes a deep breath.
Uranus: All right then. Does he have a child? Maybe we can turn his child into a follower of mine in an attempt to break his heart.
Cool: ECW did it.
Uranus: Fine! Forget smart plans. We just jump him in the parking lot, break his arm and film the whole thing. Did ECW do that?
Cool: Hmm. No, no they didn't.
Uranus: Wonderful!
Sonny Rocket: NWA did it.
With that Uranus explodes, screams like a maniac and storms out of the locker room. Everyone is quiet for a moment or two then they start laughing.
20 Man Gauntlet Battle Royal to earn TV Championship title match.
- 1st in is Mass
- 2nd in is Ygorr.
The native kept using hit and run tactics. He knew it could end fast for him if Mass got his hands on him. Mass rushed at Ygorr against the ropes and Ygorr ducked. The momentum of Mass had him going over the top rope. He tried to fight it off when Ygorr grabbed his legs and pulled off the surprise by eliminating Mass. Suddenly that little version of Mass ran out. Johnny Rocket says his name is Crust. He checks on Mass then gets mad and enters the ring and starts kicking Ygorr's legs. The native does not know what to make of it. So, he lifts Crust and tosses him out and Mass catches him. Crust is not in the match so it doesn't matter either way. Mass looks at Crust and smiles. It seems he appreciates the effort of the little guy standing up for him. He puts Crust on his shoulders and walks off.
- 3rd in is Sonny Rocket.
He hits Ygorr with a crossbody and keeps the heat on. Ygorr fights back then its Sonny. Sonny almost tosses Ygorr.
- 4th in is Blue Chip.
In a bit of a surprise, he joins Sonny on attacking Ygorr. He uses a Cetus Suplex to send Ygorr out of the ring. After the elimination he goes after Sonny. After almost being eliminated Sonny rolls under the ropes to the floor. Chip waves him to come in. Then he complains to the ref but Sonny walks around the ring.
- 5th in is Gobbler The Hit-Turkey.
He goes after Blue Chip who counters. After some sweet mat wrestling Chip tosses Gobbler out of the ring. Announcer A "I bet now more than ever he wishes he could fly".
- 6th in is Stallion.
He battles Blue Chip. Chip hits a Cetus Suplex then is attacked from behind by Sonny. A Mic Drop then he has Stallion assist him with a Rocket Launcher. They toss Blue Chip then shake hands.
- 7th in is Totally Awesome.
One of the tallest men in PAW steps over the top rope to enter the ring. The two Rocketmen attack. Sonny gets pushed down and stays down as the other two brawl. Stallion with a Lucky Horseshoe but cannot toss Awesome.
- 8th in is Demus.
One of the smaller men in PAW, and newest, gets in the ring and is watching the two brutes fighting. Sonny comes behind him and hits Mic Drop. Then a solo Rocket Launcher and Sonny eliminates Demus. He celebrates like he won the TV title already.
Meanwhile Stallion with a Planet Shaker and Stud Superplex led to almost an elimination of Awesome. Sonny comes over and joins in the beat down. They perform a Rocket Launcher then toss Totally Awesome out. Could one of these Rocketmen end up the winner?
- 9th in is Krud.
Stallion and Krud fight as Sonny watches from a corner. Krud tosses Stallion into another corner, Stallion rushes out, both men smash each other and end up laid out on the mat. Sonny jumps on the opportunity. He hits a Mic Drop and solo Rocket Launcher but can't toss Krud.
- 10th in is Alkalil: Eater of Ants.
We are half way thru the competitors. Announcer B asks what he was introduced as and after Announcer A answers Announcer B says he doesn't think the Uncles will like that. Alkalil attacks Sonny who eventually hits a superkick. Sonny is then talking to Stallion, wondering where he was when Alkalil was kicking his butt. Suddenly Krud attacks Stallion and then Alkalil jumps Sonny. Alkalil ends up climbing to the top rope and Sonny pushes him off but Alkalil lands on the apron so not eliminated.
- 11th in is King Tux.
He joins Krud on attacking Stallion. They both are able to throw him over the top rope and to the floor. Alkalil is trying to toss Sonny out when Krud and Tux come over to help. They eliminate Sonny. What a bad turn for The Rocketmen over last minute or so.
- 12th in is Cool.
He stops half way down to talk to Sonny and Stallion to ask what happened. He was expecting to join them and dominate but now he's entering without them. He takes so long that he enters as the clock reaches zero.
- 13th in is Mayham the Cannibal.
Mayham and Alkalil attack Cool while Krud and King Tux face off. Krud with a bad corner toss puts him in trouble. Tux with a Belly Flop then he tosses Krud out of the ring.
- 14th in is Uranus.
He wastes no time going after Mayham. Soon Mayham is in control while Alkalil continues fighting Cool. King Tux stand back and watches. He sees Alkalil close to tossing Cool so he comes to join in. They toss Cool out. A high five between Alkalil and King Tux then Tux attacks Alkalil. After a second Belly Flop, Tux is able to eliminate Alkalil. The hardcore Eater of Ants has some choice words for Tux.
- 15th in is Red Talon.
He attacks Uranus with flying leg scissors. A bit later a Flying Headhunt leads to Talon eliminating Uranus. This does not sit well with Uranus. Mayham is beating down King Tux. He knocks him silly with an Animan Axe Handle then sends him sailing over the top rope and down to the floor.
- 16th in is Murtak the Merciless.
He waves his flag as he walks down and fans chant "two feet". He and Mayham double team Red Talon. Then Murtak tosses Talon out. He looks so proud.
- 17th in is True Blue.
He goes after Murtak but Mayham gets between them to cut Blue off. Blue applies a Cetus Deathlock then tries to eliminate Mayham when Murtak makes the save. A Cosmic War Dance and guillotine choke leads to a second attempt but again Murtak with the save.
- 18th in is The Loyalist.
He tosses True Blue into Murtak and attacks Mayham himself. After trying a couple times to toss the Ham that Slams, he hits I Strike For Natives. As he goes to grab Mayham to try an elimination again True Blue tosses The Loyalist across the ring and lifts Mayham to eliminate himself. Mayham is gone. The Loyalist is hot and he squares off with True Blue. They battle and Blue is close to eliminating the native.
- 19th in is Faller.
This leaves one last entrant. As Faller enters the ring and eyes Blue and Loyalist, he's attacked by Murtak from behind. The two men battle.
- 20th in is Armour.
He rushes the ring with a wild look in his eyes. He joins in the attack on Faller. After a "Hillbilly" Speed Bump he, along with Murtak, toss Faller out. Armour throws his arms out to his side and growls. The Loyalist hits True Blue with a Native Spear and I Strike For Natives. He looked to toss Blue but Blue fought it off. Murtak sends Armour in. True Blue slugs Armour then applies an arm trap and lets it lead to eliminating Armour. Hell in the Shell was pissed off and tried getting in the ring as refs held him back. Security ran down and dragged him to the back.
After throwing Armour out True Blue turned around and The Loyalist hit him with a Castilex Cutter. True Blue was not going to go down easy however. He fought back then grabbed The Loyalist and hit five Cetus Suplexes. That allowed him to toss The Loyalist out. We are down to the final two. Murtak psyches himself up, rushes at Blue and gets caught in a heel hook. True Blue applies a Cetus Deathlock next. He thinks Murtak is worn down so he tries to throw him out but the Dirty Animal fights to avoid it. So True Blue blasts him with a couple Cetus Suplex and finally throws him out.
Winner: True Blue.
As True Blue celebrates winning and earning a title shot his brother makes his way out. Blue Chip has a stern look on his face as he enters the ring. He walks right up to his brother. Then Chip smiles and hugs his brother. Chip holds True's arm up and points at his waist to signify this in the next TV champion.
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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 24, 2021 14:59:03 GMT -5
Card #165 - Westland Pavilion
Magnus Colby arrives at the arena and soon as his driver opens the door and he gets out Wolf comes storming up and gets in his face.
Wolf: What is this crap about Monolith getting the title shot at Solar Flair? That is MY shot.
Magnus Colby: Whoa slow down and back up. Monolith was the champion when Endgame beat him. He claims he didn't tap. So, he gets the rematch and with it being an I Quit match there will be no controversy. As far as you, you were on the floor when that match ended. So doesn't look like you have much to say on the subject.
With that Colby walks off leaving a fuming Wolf. The wild one decides to unleash some of his frustration on Colby's limo as he smashes windows, claws up the body and even yanks a door off the hinges.
Speedster vs Chavo Pequeno w/Mariachi Band.
These two have been feuding for a while mostly due to Chavo smashing guitars over Speedster's head. His mariachi band has added some horns and he danced his way to the ring. Chavo began in control but Speedster quickly took it away. He used his High Octane Kicks finisher a couple times to no avail. Then a bit later he performed Eye Of The Hurricane a couple times. The second time he seemed to have the win but one of the mariachi band members placed Chavo's foot on the rope. Speedster kept his foot on the gas and when he hit a third Eye Of The Hurricane, he finally got the pin.
Winner: Speedster by pinfall.
After the match the band got in the ring and played, moving around Speedster. As they had his attention Chavo came behind him and hit him with a guitar once again. Then Chavo leads the band to the back.
The Pride (Rey Horus, Laredo Kid and Flamita) come to the ring. They are upset over how Partide attacked Laredo Kid on the last show after Kid beat him. So, they want a tag match on the next card.
Epitome w/Paradon vs Blue Dazzler.
A close match for a couple minutes. Then Dazzler performed Optic Blinder and Epitome barely kicked out in time. When he did it a second time Paradon climbed onto the ring apron. He distracted the ref keeping him from counting but then he ref sent Paradon to the back. Dazzler went back on the attack and a third finisher got him the victory.
Winner: Blue Dazzler via pinfall.
A promo from Endgame. He says everyone knows Monolith tapped, most of all Monolith. At Solar Flair he will make Monolith say those two words "I quit" and then Monolith will have no excuses for why he lost.
Calamity w/Oracle vs Nikolai.
The soldier of fortune took the fight to Nikolai and after surviving a bit of offense from Nikolai he made short work of his opponent. Just a couple minutes into the match Calamity placed Nikolai in Misfortune's Misery and forced him to tap.
Winner: Calamity by submission.
After the match Oracle says what Partide did after his loss was wrong and if The Pride want a tag match, they have it.
Better Than Human vs The Enforcers w/Krakan.
Before the match began Dransak tried to talk Tongsoon into joining the Alien Liberation Force. It didn't work before and it didn't work this time as Tongsoon looked at Punisher and they both smiled. Tongsoon started fast against Dransak. After a Warrior Whiplash he hit his finisher, Battle Cry, and almost got the pin. He tagged Galactic Punisher in and The Enforcers kept rolling. Punisher tagged Tongsoon and they hit their tag finisher, It's Just Business. Tharkas tried to make a save but Punisher cut him off. Dransak kicked out as it was. A bit later Dransak made the desperate tag. Tharkas lit up Tongsoon. He tagged Dransak and they performed Obliteration. Dransak made the cover and got the three.
Winner: Better Than Human by pinfall.
Magnus Colby, Prime Colonizer and Desolation Factor are walking the hallways in back, celebrating Prime's title win. They enter Colby's office and there is a red rose sitting on Colby's desk.
Prime Colonizer: Well, look at this boys. It seems the boss has a secret admirer.
Colby turns to his men and gives them a sly smile.
Mister Centra w/Skull vs Turmoil w/Spike.
We see a replay of the meeting between Solitude with Avenging Force and Mister Centra with Skull that happened recently as they agreed to join forces to take on the Aethrans. That led to this math. Mister Centra was having trouble getting anything going. Turmoil performed Total Turmoil. The ref let it go but warned him not to do it again. A bit later Turmoil seemed to be about to do it again but Spike instructed him to try something else. Turmoil listed to him but a couple minutes later he went and used Total Turmoil a second time. The ref called for the bell.
Winner: Mister Centra via disqualification.
Turmoil not carrying about the loss goes to do more damage when Solitude and Avenging Force run out and chase Turmoil and Spike off. Then they check on Mister Centra.
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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 28, 2021 15:58:56 GMT -5
PAW - Mizar Solarsphere
The show starts with an announcement that due to their recent issues, Pardon and Astarte would team together to face Captain Crossbones and Swerve in tonight's main event.
Andromeda Xtreme w/Howler vs Rocketmen of Uranus w/Uranus and Johnny Rocket.
Johnny Rocket gets on the mic before the match and hypes his team. The fans go wild allowing Sonny to get the jump on Armour. Sonny is beating on Hell in a shell around inside of the ring. Howler is trying to get his man to turn things around but he keeps getting distracted by a ringside fan taunting him with a banana.
Armour finally gets in some licks and tags in Alkalil. He goes wild on Sonny. After a pin attempt that Sonny kicked out of Johnny distracted Alkalil. This allowed his son to tag out. Cool went to work on Alkalil. He and Sonny hit a Parallel Universes but Alkalil kicked out. As they double teamed Alkalil in the ring Howler went after the rude fan ringside. This caused chaos as security ran down to pull Howler out of the ring. Armour came over to try and calm Howler down. Meanwhile Cool and Sonny perform Telepathic Edge. Sonny pinned Alkalil for the three count.
Winner: Rocketmen of Uranus via pinfall.
Uranus is smiling and laughing as he and his men head to the back.
A promo from Pardon.
Pardon: I want Captain Crossbones in a match for my Xtreme title but instead I have him in a tag team match tonight. What a bunch of crap! Why is PAW doing this to me? I guess Captain Crossbones is just that scared of me. Well, he can run only for so long. I will get him eventually.
Stallion w/Uranus vs Blue Chip.
Uranus strutted like a peacock as he led his newest signee for his PAW singles debut. Stallion did not disappoint as he simply dominated his opponent. The match lasted just under two minutes and ended with a Lucky Horseshoe.
Winner: Stallion by pinfall.
We see a dimly lit cave. Torches on the walls provide almost as many shadows as light. Captain Crossbones walks in and stops. He speaks to someone further back in the cave, hidden by shadows.
Captain Crossbones: Things have unfolded as you foretold. Is it time to make the challenge?
Soft woman's voice: Yes. Challenge him as we discussed. If you follow the plan, I laid out, you will dominate and prove your superiority over Pardon. Then we will be on the path to having the power and control of PAW.
Captain Crossbones: I will do as you instruct. You have led me so perfectly this far. Side by side we will take over and rule the company.
Pardon and Astarte w/Quest vs Captain Crossbones and Swerve.
Once it was determined Swerve would start for his team Astarte got on the apron and waved for Pardon to start. Pardon just grinned and shrugged. He quickly took control of the action. After a piledriver he made a cover for a 2 3/4. Seeing Swerve in trouble Astarte called for the tag. He got in, wasted little time and hit his Greatness Dawns finisher. He pinned Swerve with a cocky cover.
Winner: Pardon and Astarte via pinfall.
Never getting in the match Captain Crossbones drops to the floor. Pardon asks for a mic and then Captain Crossbones gets one.
Pardon: Wow Captain. You desire to avoid me knows no bounds. You wouldn't even get in this match.
Captain Crossbones: Shut up you puss sack. I talked to PAW management earlier and arranged for me to defend my title against you. So not only do you have the opportunity to lose to me once again but it will be on the Solar Flair PPV. One last thing. It will be a Walk The Plank Match. That is where we get in a Cosmic Cage with a plank across the top from one side to the other. Hanging above the cage is the black sail. To win you have to climb the cage, walk the plank and pull down the sail. After I do that at Solar Flair I will drape the black sail over your bruised and beaten body.
As fans cheer over this news Pardon just glares at Captain Crossbones. Did he show a touch of fear?
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