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Post by on_the_edge on Mar 17, 2022 16:39:57 GMT -5
Twitter Wars
@uranuskicksyouranus - Anyone know where I can get one of those tight @murtakthemerciless Black Hole champion T-Shirts?
@murtakthemerciless - Oh shut up you punk!!!
@uranuskicksyouranus - Make me.
@murtakthemerciless - Put the TV title on the line and I will.
@sjiscoming - That belt will soon be around my waist. Regardless of who has possession of it.
@uranuskicksyouranus Who the hell are you?
@murtakthemerciless - Your imaginary GF from Canopus?
@uranuskicksyouranus - Screw you!
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Post by on_the_edge on Apr 25, 2022 15:09:40 GMT -5
PAW - Eureka Asteroid Arena
The show begins with a video looking at one of the newest roster members, Splash. It covers how he was trained by Janus at the Citadel of the Elite. He is still raw but has a great future ahead of him.
Splash vs The Loyalist w/The Natives.
Splash came in cocky and it cost him. The Loyalist used his Native Spear move a couple times to take the wind out of Splash. He used some elbow smashes and went for the cover. After Splash kicked out The Loyalist used elbow smashes again and pinned Splash.
Winner: The Loyalist via pinfall.
PAW Xtreme Champion Workrate is in the interview area.
Workrate: I won this title. Technically. But I did not earn it. I mean I had a poor performance in that match. It was far from five stars. Granted it is not all my fault. Most of it falls on Captain Crossbones. Still, I knew I would have to carry him in that match so I should have done more. Thus, I am requesting a rematch with Crossbones. I need the chance to prove myself. What do you say Crossbones? WIll you give me another match? So I can prove myself to everyone that I am the greatest wrestler in the business today.
A look at tonight's main event. It will be Astarte vs Swerve in an I Quit Match where the loser becomes a butler for the winner for a year. Astarte claims Swerve permanently scared him many years ago. Will he get his revenge tonight?
The Fowl Foundation vs Mass & Crust w/Kroll Scientists.
The match began with Mass manhandling Gobbler. After an unsuccessful pin attempt Mass tagged Crust who was calling for the tag. Crust tossed Gobbler into the ropes and hit a back elbow that seemed to be below the belt. After some more offense Crust tagged Mass and they performed Eugenics Projectile. Mass covered but Gobble rolled his shoulder right before three. Mass and Crust kept dominating the action. Mass brutalized Gobbler. Then another Eugenics Projectile. As Mass went for the cover Mallard entered the ring with a chair and smashed it on the back of Mass. The ref had the timekeeper ring the bell.
Winner: Mass & Crust by disqualification.
A video from Red Talon. He says he is throwing out a challenge for the Black Hole Championship. He wants Murtak in the ring. He says he will beat Murtak and happily hand the belt over to the Merciless one.
Swerve vs Astarte in an I Quit Match where the loser becomes the butler for the winner.
Early on Astarte was rolling and used his finisher to do some damage. Then Swerve started to get his footing and fought back. He nailed Astarte with three straight Titan Drops. Then he tried to get Astarte to quit but it was too early for that. Astarte caught his second win and unleashed his rage on Swerve. He brutalized Swerve everyway it seemed he could. He pulled out a kendo stick from under the ring and whacked Swerve with it numerous times. He performed his finisher again.
Astarte brought a chair into the ring and placed Swerve's left arm into it then stomped on it. Swerve screamed in pain. Astarte ordered the ref to ask Swerve if he quits. Swerve tells the ref to get bent. Astarte props Swerve up in corner and places the chair in front of him. Astarte goes to the opposite corner and runs toward Swerve to attempt a spear but Swerve stands up and holds the chair so Astarte crashes into it. Swerve went to work on Astarte, softening him up to finish him off. Swerve rolled to the floor, pulled a table from under the ring and slid it into the ring. Swerve set up the table, placed Astarte on it, got on top himself and hit a Titan Drop straight thru the table. Astarte's forehead is bleeding as Swerve grabs some of the binding from around the table. He puts Astarte in a camel clutch, wrapping the binding across Astarte's bloody forehead and pulling hard on it. Astarte is crying out in pain but refuses to say I Quit. After another minute of this Astarte passes out. The ref checks on him and getting no response calls for the bell.
Winner: Swerve via referee stoppage.
EMT's come out to check on both men, especially Astarte who is a bloody mess and unconscious.
A cold, snowy and icy baren land is shown. The camera pans toward a mountain range and closes in on a cave. The camera goes into the cave where torch wielding penguins are seen standing. They look somber and worried. Further in the cave, laying on a bedding of straw is King Tux. A penguin walks up to him.
Penguin: He has arrived my lord.
King Tux: (speaking softly with a strained voice) Excellent. Bring him to me.
The penguin leaves and returns shortly with a large beast. It is the wrestler Cephalopodis.
King Tux: Welcome my friend. Thank you for joining me. There is a great war in front of me. Are you able to fight by my side?
The giant slowly nods his head.
King Tux: Wonderful. You will be awarded handsomely for your loyalty.
Then a small penguin comes out of the shadows, stands next to King Tux's head and chatters. Since he is speaking Penguinese it is not known what he says.
King Tux: Yes, Prince Flurry. The Artic Empire will crush The Fowl Foundation and make them pay for what they did to you and I. Long live the Artic Empire.
All the penguins: Long live the Artic Empire!
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Post by on_the_edge on Apr 26, 2022 15:57:01 GMT -5
Card #183 - Eureka Asteroid Arena
Torment w/Spike vs Darkness.
Darkness did not have his manager with him which took away his advantage of getting in the first blow. Torment was using this match to get ready for the Conquest PPV where he will face Paralyze. After an early back and forth the Aethran started destroying Darkness. For his part Darkness refused to just roll over. He took a pair of Torment's finishers but kicked out. Torment threw Darkness out of the ring and went to the floor. He set up a table and ignored the ref's orders to get back in the ring. Torment hit an Aethran Power Bomb thru the table and the ref ended the match.
Winner: Darkness via disqualification.
Torment grabbed a piece of the broken table and started to dig it into Darkness's forehead. The ref came over to try and stop him but Spike cut him off. Torment had an evil grin as he stared into the camera, blood flowing down Darkness's face. "You see this Paralyze? Do you see this? This will be your fate at Conquest!" Security comes out but Spike calls Torment off before they get there.
Krakan is talking to Bad Dude. He says he made it happen. Dude has the match at Conquest that he requested. Now he just has to get the job done. Dude grins and says he will.
Total Anarchy w/Oracle vs Warfare w/Magnus Colby.
Before the match starts it is announced that Anarchy will face Prime Colonizer at the Conquest PPV. Both of them are in action tonight. Anarchy started on fire but Warfare fought back. He hit Counter Strike and pinned Anarchy.
Winner: Warfare by pinfall.
Anarchy sits in the ring after his loss. He looks confused and upset.
Ventross vs Mike Fortune w/Krakan.
Early on Mike was rolling and it seemed he would get the upset victory. Then Ventross came off the ropes with a flying forearm and turned things around. He took Mike out with a Neutron Bomb.
Winner: Ventross by pinfall.
It seemed Ventross was not happy with just winning. He waved to the back and Destroy All Humans came running out. They joined Ventross in beating down Mike as Fortune yelled at them to stop.
Evolution is seen walking out of The Alliance's locker room.
Prime Colonizer w/Magnus Colby vs Agony w/Oracle.
The giant Agony had Prime in trouble early on. Prime was not used to facing such a larger opponent. Slowly Prime figured out a way to attack Agony. From there it was a slobber knocker as each man tried to get control but neither man could hold it for long. The end came when Agony tossed Prime into the corner and rushed in after him. Prime moved and Agony went crashing into the ring post, shoulder first. As Prime covered Agony, Colby held Agony's legs.
Winner: Prime Colonizer via pinfall.
Total Anarchy came walking down after the match.
Total Anarchy: I am tired of the way things are going. If I cannot beat you Prime Colonizer at Conquest I do not want to be here anymore. So, if you beat me, I will leave CLAW. The question is, will you do the same? When I beat you will you leave? I want to make a mark at the PPV. So, let's make the match a Loser Leaves Town match. What do you say?
Before Magnus Colby can stop him, Prime Colonizer accepts then beats on his chest in a show of dominance.
A look at the card for the Conquest PPV.
- Monolith vs Paganax for the Cosmic Championship.
- Butchers of Aethra vs Desolation Factor for the Cosmic Tag Team Championship.
- Category Five vs Prodigy for the Light Speed Championship.
- Calamity vs Bad Dude in a Street Suicide match for the Primus Carnage Title.
- Paralyze vs Torment in a Rylock Rod match.
- Aethra Outlaw vs Malice.
- Prime Colonizer vs Total Anarchy in a Loser Leaves Town match.
- Mayham the Cannibal vs Vacant the Cannibal in a First Blood match.
Desolation Factor w/Magnus Colby vs The Partisans w/Oracle.
Magnus Colby seems distracted, probably still thinking about the possibility of losing Prime Colonizer, and it seemed to affect his tag team. The Partisans were using frequent tags and double team moves to work Rack over. They came close to pinning him but he kicked out right before three. Finally, Colby got into the game and barked orders to his men. Before long Desolation Factor were dominating the action. They went for a pin on Votarist but Partide made the save. That didn't slow them down. They performed Racked and Ruined and got the pin.
Winner: Desolation Factor via pinfall.
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Post by on_the_edge on May 11, 2022 15:31:03 GMT -5
PAW - Cathedral of the Swirling Mist
Swerve is standing near the wrestlers' entrance to the arena. He has a butler's uniform presumably for Astarte when he arrives. Swerve beat Astarte in their match on the last card and per the stipulation, Astarte has to be Swerve's butler for the next year.
Murtak the Merciless walks into the Dirty Animals locker room.
Armour: Hey boss, what is this I hear about you leaving PAW and moving to CLAW?
Murtak: What? I don't have time for rumors. I have a big match tonight I MUST win. I cannot be weighed down with that awful Black Hole "championship". I have bigger and better things ahead of me. Stupid Red Talon challenging me.
Alklil: Bigger and better? Like CLAW?
A frustrated Murtak waved the question off and went over to his locker to get out some wrestling tape and started wrapping his wrists. The other members of the group just looked at him and exchanged uncertain looks between themselves.
Sewerside Squad w/The Big Cheese vs The Natives.
These two teams met a while ago and The Natives lost. They asked for this rematch. Fever was having issues with Ygorr. Fever made the hot tag and Typhoid came in on fire. He lit up Ygorr. As that was happening Murtak the Merciless came down to ringside. He said something to The Big Cheese and handed him what looked like a piece of cheese. The Big Cheese nodded his head and Murtak turned around and returned to the back. Typhoid tagged Fever and they performed Bubonic. Fever made the cover.
Winner: Sewerside Squad via pinfall.
We see Swerve still waiting in back for Astarte.
A video look at the CLAW PPV, Conquest. PAW will be represented with the First Blood match pitting Vacant the Cannibal against Mayham the Cannibal.
Announcer A: Who's bright idea was it to put these two in a First Blood match? They are cannibals. Once one bleeds the other will go into a feeding frenzy.
Announcer B: (pushes away his plate) Suddenly I do not want my pulled pork sandwich.
Blur vs Vacant the Cannibal.
Vacant looked to attack Blur at the bell but it seemed he was put off by Blur's appearance. Blur had the early advantage but Vacant found a way to get his offense going. He tried both of his finishers to no avail. Vacant decided to take the fight out of the ring. Both men tore into each other. The ref tried to get them to take the match back inside of the ring. They just ignored him so the ref disqualified both men.
Winner: none due to DDQ.
The men kept fighting and Vacant started to bite Blur's forehead. He dug his teeth in and busted Blur open. Blood flowed as security pulled Vacant off of Blur. Was Vacant trying to send a message to Mayham before their match at Conquest?
A look at Swerve in the back. An RCW official walks up to him and tells him Astarte is still recovering from the injuries he received in his match with Swerve and will not be here this week. Swerve seems disappointed but says he understands. He grabs the uniform and walks off.
Red Talon vs Murtak the Merciless in a Black Hole Championship match.
Murtak marches down, waving his flag and looking very confidant. The match did not start good for him. Talon was all over him from the opening bell. Talon went to the high-risk district and put Murtak down with a flying back elbow. He covered and the ref made a very slow count. Murtak kicked out at two. Talon was asking the ref what was up with the count. Some more offense from Talon and he made the cover again. Once again, a slow count. Talon lost his attention on Murtak as he was talking with the ref. Murtak took advantage and went on the attack. He hit a Merciless Missile Kick and went for the cover. He hooked Talon's leg and the ref made a lightning-fast count.
Winner: Murtak via pinfall, Red Talon retains the title.
Murtak grabs his flag, waving it around as a mix of cheers and boos comes from the fans. He marches to the back as Red Talon gets in the ref's face and is screaming.
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Post by on_the_edge on May 12, 2022 15:32:03 GMT -5
Card #184 - Cathedral of the Swirling Mist
The last show before the Conquest PPV starts with a look at the contract signing between Monolith and Paganax for their main event match at the PPV for the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship.
Ventross vs Zealos w/Oracle.
This was a short match as Ventross used his knees to destroy Zealos. He started with knee to ribs soon as the match began. Later a running knee drop seemed to wipe out Zealos. But just to be sure he had the win Ventross took Zealos to the corner and used knee lifts in corner.
Winner: Ventross via pinfall.
Invincible Krakan and Bad Dude are in their locker room and Krakan asks Dude if he has heard from Mike Fortune. Dude says he hasn't. Krakan says Fortune took his recent loss hard but he didn't realize how hard. Krakan says the Henchmen For Hire are now just down to the two of them. He tells Dude to let him know if he has plans to desert him too. Dude says he does not. The only plans he has is winning the Primus Carnage Title for a second time.
Paragon w/Epitome vs Revolver w/Doomsayer.
Epitome cuts a promo on Revolver before the match. It angers Revolver till he rushes Paragon. He got a Paragon elbow to his face for his efforts. Paragon with the early advantage but it does not last long. The match is pretty even for the first 9-10 minutes with not one pin attempt. Once Paragon finally attempts a pin the pin attempts came fast and furious. Paragon hit a Big Man Slam and got the pin. Revolver lost but had a great showing.
Winner: Paragon by pinfall.
A video looking at highlights of Prodigy's career including his numerous Light Heavyweight/Cruiserweight championship wins. He will try to add to that at the PPV against Category Five.
Prince of Rose vs Nikolai.
The men battled for a couple minutes then Rose started to take control. He worked on Nikolai's legs, setting him up for Not In Line.
Winner: Prince Of Rose by submission.
In a secluded hallway Ventross is talking on his phone.
Ventross: Yes, things are set for your arrival. The Alien Liberation Front is doing good but we can do better. I am sure your arrival will help with that. We will rise to bigger and better things. Did you transfer the funds we talked about into the Front's account? Good, good. We look forward to seeing you soon.
Better Than Humans vs The Partisans w/Oracle.
Dransak had Partide in trouble in the opening moments. Tharkas tagged in but he could not build on it. Partide tagged out and The Partisans started wearing down Tharkas with double teaming. They performed their double team finishers a few times. Dransak tried a pin save but was stopped. Tharkas kicked out as it was. A couple minutes later The Partisans nailed Tharkas with Total Devotion and Partide pinned him.
Winner: The Partisans by pinfall.
A promo video looking at the matches for Conquest.
- Monolith vs Paganax for the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship.
- Butchers of Aethra vs Desolation Factor for the Cosmic Tag Team Championship.
- Category Five vs Prodigy for the Light Speed Championship.
- Paralyze vs Torment in a Rylock Rod match.
- Aethran Outlaw vs Malice.
- Prime Colonizer vs Total Anarchy in a Loser Leaves Town match.
- Mayham the Cannibal vs Vacant the Cannibal in a First Blood match.
- Calamity vs Bad Dude in a Street Suicide match for the Primus Carnage Title.
Paralyze vs Endgame.
The Alliance member started strong. But maybe he was looking past Endgame toward his Rylock Rod match at Conquest or maybe Endgame was just really focused on earning a much-needed victory. Either way Endgame opened up on Paralyze and finished him off with This Ends Now.
Winner: Endgame via pinfall.
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Post by on_the_edge on May 23, 2022 15:01:03 GMT -5
Conquest PPV - Cepton Center
After an opening hype video, we are live in front of a hot crowd. We go to the ring for the opening match.
The revving of a motorcycle is heard and out rides Prodigy. The fans cheer wildly for the living legend. Then the Light Speed Champion, Category Five, comes out with Spike
Category Five w/Spike vs Prodigy for the Light Speed Championship.
This match was a classic that tore the roof off the place. The champ was dominating at first as the challenger was working off some ring rust. Category Five went to the top rope then Prodigy sprung to life, ran up and hit a belly-to-belly suplex off the top. That gave Prodigy control and he started to dominate. He hit a pair of Superiority Complexs but could not get the three count. A Prodigy Piledriver led to another two count. He motioned that it was time to end the match and hit The Perfect Singles Finisher. Spike got on the apron and distracted the ref. Prodigy stood up and hit a springboard dropkick to knock Spike off the apron. All of this gave Category Five time to recover. Soon he was on the attack. He went to the top rope again and hit a crossbody. He quickly went to the top again and was met by Prodigy. The two men fought up there for a good minute before Five was able to hit a stunner on Prodigy into the ring. A couple minutes later Five hit a Lightning Strike and made the pin.
Winner: Category Five via pinfall to retain.
Mayham the Cannibal vs Vacant the Cannibal in a First Blood match.
It was time for the special PAW match. Two men who have no love for each other were going to tear into each other, literally. When Mayham came out he was wearing a Cycle Hog's Load restaurant t-shirt with the restaurant logo on the front and "Come eat a load" on the back. Mayham was brutalizing Vacant in the early couple minutes. He even hit Bacon Bits. The ref kept checking on Vacant but no blood. Then Vacant battled back and he used his finishers to take the fight out of Mayham but he did not take any blood out of him. Then he performed Throat Trap and while Mayham was caught in the ropes and choking Vacant rolled to the floor. He reached under the ring apron and pulled out two items. One was a section of barbed wire. The other was a bottle of BBQ sauce. He rolled back into the ring. Then he poured some of the sauce over Mayham's chest before digging the barbed wire into Mayham's forehead. It did not take long before blood was flowing and the ref called for the bell.
Winner: Vacant the Cannibal via drawing blood from Mayham.
A special look at the next match. The first CLAW Cosmic Champion Total Anarchy and the beast Prime Colonizer have been struggling. They both want to make a mark so they will face each other. The loser will leave CLAW for good.
Prime Colonizer w/Magnus Colby vs Total Anarchy w/Oracle in a Loser Leaves Town match.
Colonizer was all over Anarchy at the opening bell. Things were going his way till he tried a Simian Skullcrusher. Anarchy moved and Colonizer crashed and burned. Then Anarchy went on the warpath. He applied Gehenna's Gate and it looked like Colonizer might tap. Anarchy got tired of waiting and shifted into a pinning position where he got a close 2 1/2. He just kept attacking Colonizer. Sensing his man was in trouble Colby got on the apron to try and distract the ref, Anarchy or both. Anarchy ran over and hit a big boot sending Colby crashing to the floor. Then he applied Gehenna's Gate and Colonizer had enough and tapped.
Winner: Total Anarchy by submission.
Oracle entered the ring to congratulate his man. Meanwhile Colonizer sat on the mat in disbelief. His CLAW career was over. When Magnus Colby gets his senses back and realizes what happened he simply turned around and walked up the ramp.
Aethran Outlaw vs Malice.
The Aethran Legacy member was rocking the Aethran Outlaw. Outlaw couldn't seem to find his footing. He was finally able to when Malice went high risk. Malice was on the top of the turnbuckle and Outlaw came over, grabbed him and sent him flying into the middle of the ring. Outlaw unleashed on Malice. He was tossing the Legacy member around the ring. Malice kept kicking out of pin attempts. Then Outlaw grabbed Malice and did an Outlaw Overhead Toss that sent Malice flying and his head banged off the ring post. It busted open his forehead and blood started to run down his face as he staggered in the ring. Outlaw went for the kill and performed Ultimate Death Slam. He covered Malice and earned the victory.
Winner: Aethran Outlaw by pinfall.
A look at the rules for the next match, the Street Suicide match for the Prime Carnage Title. There are weapons lined up around the ring. That area is known as "the streets". Anything goes out there and wrestlers can use any of the weapons. They are not legal inside the ring and that is the only place pins or submissions can take place.
Calamity vs Bad Dude in a Street Suicide match for the Prime Carnage Title.
The champ was beating down on Bad Dude then he took the fight to the streets. He lifted Bad Dude and gave him a power bomb onto a pile of bricks. The camera shows a few of the brinks were broken from the impact. Calamity grabs some cable wire and wraps it around Dude's neck. He drags Dude around the ring a bit then into the ring. The ref tries to pull the wire off and starts counting. Calamity releases his hold at four. Once Dude is free Calamity goes back on the attack. He tosses Dude out of the ring again. Calamity grabs a Gutarr stick and tries to use it but when he turns around, he gets Dude's fist to his face. The two men struggle for control of the stick and Dude gains it. Dude starts hitting the champ with the stick and chases him into the ring where the ref goes to take it away. He comes close to disqualifying Bad Dude but give some leeway. As the ref is putting the Gutarr stick out of the ring Bad Dude grabs Arsenal and introduces it to Calamity via Meet Arsenal. He makes the cover and the ref turns around to make the three count.
Winner: Bad Dude via pinfall to win the title.
Butchers of Aethra w/Spike vs Desolation Factor w/Magnus Colby for the Cosmic Tag Team Championship.
The current champs took the fight to the former champs and simply dominated. Minister of War wore down Rack and tagged in Mayhem. A Fall of the Empire and a quick pin cover. A bit later Mayhem grabbed his chain and whipped Rack with it. The ref thought of calling for the bell but knew the challengers could not win on a DQ. Mayhem with more offense then he tagged Minister in. Minister went for the kill and hit Aethran Massacre. Surprisingly Rack kicked out at two. Minister got a nasty look on his face and he hit his finisher again. Ruin tried to make the save but as he entered the ring Mayhem launched himself over the top rope and took Ruin out. The ref counted three and the Aethran's are still the champs.
Winner: Butchers of Aethra via pinfall to retain.
As Ruin checked on Rack, we see Magnus Colby simply turn around and leave up the ramp and return to the back.
A look at the recent card at the Aethran War Dome where Paralyze faced Turmoil in a Rylock Rod match, the specialty of Paralyze. The Alliance member won and left Turmoil a bloody mess. The Aethran Invasion member is still on the sidelines. Now Turmoil's faction mate, Torment, will look to get revenge.
Paralyze vs Torment in a Rylock Rod match.
Torment stunned Paralyze in the first minute of the match and rushed up in the corner to grab the Rylock Rod. He then flew off the turnbuckle and smashed Paralyze with it. He went for the cover but Paralyze kicked out. Then Torment sent Paralyze into the corner and smashed Paralyze with the Rod. Torment was totally in control in a shocker. He was beating Paralyze in his specialty. Torment took the action to the floor and tried to hit Paralyze with the Rod. But Paralyze stopped him and the two struggled for control of the Rod. Paralyze won and he leaned Torment against the corner post and blasted him with the Rod. Paralyze took the fight back into the ring and went to work. He hit Heart Stopper numerous times but got no better than a two count. He hit an Aethran Piledriver onto the Rod and busted Torment open. Then one more Heart Stopper finally took out the fight from Torment.
Winner: Paralyze by pinfall.
After the bell Paralyze grabbed the Rylock Rod and got on top of the laid-out body of Torment. He started wailing on him, making more blood flow out from Torment's forehead. The Butchers of Aethra rushed out to save their faction mate. Paralyze bailed out of the ring before they got there. As they checked on Torment Paralyze held up the Rod, Torment's blood on it and laughed as he slowly walked backwards up the ramp.
A promo for the next PPV, The Red Dawn. It is the PPV that starts off the new year and CLAW promises it will usher in a change in CLAW. New Year, new CLAW.
Monolith w/Dark Menace vs Paganax for the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship.
The announcers point out that Monolith towers over most of his opponents but not the Heathen Chief who is almost as tall. Paganax is a bit heavier. Paganax has waited a long time for this opportunity. It goes without saying that he did not see it going this way. He was dominated. The Genetic Beast rolled over him like a tank over a Yugo. The champ tossed the challenger around the ring then hit a devastating Catastrophe. A cover and Paganax's dreams were shattered. A very impressive win for Monolith.
Winner: Monolith via pinfall to retain.
As Monolith and Dark Menace celebrate in the in the ring the announcers talk about how the champ looked unbeatable. They wonder who can dethrone him when the lights dim. The jumbotron comes on and it shows quick video clips of mayhem and chaos like people running away from explosions and deadly weather. Riots and other craziness. Then the screen goes black and a low baritone voice says "He's back". Then two words appear on the screen..."Chaos Supreme". The crowd pops and sure enough Chaos comes out to the stage. He looks more jacked and intimidating than ever. A "welcome back" chant breaks out. Chaos Supreme looks around at the crowd then down to the ring. He slowly makes his way down the ramp and up the ring steps. He steps over the top rope and walks up to Monolith. The champion holds the title belt up high. Both men look at it then stare holes into each other as the show ends.
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Post by on_the_edge on May 24, 2022 15:49:01 GMT -5
PAW - Westland Pavilion
Swerve is standing by the entrance with the butler uniform when Astarte arrives. Astarte stops short when he sees Swerve. Then he quickly rushes thru the door into the Pavilion. Swerve starts after him then stops, goes back and grabs the uniform before taking after Astarte.
Witch vs Phantasy w/Pardon.
This match was made after the recent attack on Captain Crossbones and Witch by Pardon and Phantasy. Witch thought their little feud was over when she beat Phantasy a few cards back but that is not the case. Phantasy started good and performed Sweet Suicide but did not get the win. Witch slowly started fighting back and used her own finisher a couple times. Things were going her way till Phantasy grabbed the ref and pulled him down to the mat. That is when Pardon got in, scooped up Witch and slammed her down hard. He rolled out and Phantasy jumped on Witch like a wild beast. A Sweet Suicide led to Phantasy's victory.
Winner: Phantasy via pinfall.
Pardon and Phantasy walked up the ramp laughing as Witch laid on the mat steaming and glaring at them.
Swerve has Astarte cornered in a room and is trying to tell him he has to wear the butler uniform.
Commissioner Johnny Rocket is in his office when Red Talon walks in.
Red Talon: I have a complaint to file. There was something fishy about my match on the last card. I think those damn rats got to the ref. I want a full investigation into it.
Johnny Rocket: Um, ok. I will get right on that. (Starts shuffling some papers on his desk).
Red Talon: I also want another title match against Murtak on the next card.
Johnny Rocket: I am sorry, but you lost your match against him. So, you cannot challenge him again.
Red Talon: Fine. Then give me one of those stinky rats. That Fever. Yea, Fever. I want him in a match for the Black Hole title.
Johnny Rocket: Are you sure about that? I mean you have already lost one defense. Four more loses and you get fired.
Red Talon: Yes, I am sure! This belt is a weight dragging me down. I need to get rid of it and as quick as possible.
Johnny Rocket: Fair enough. Next card, you vs Fever.
Mad Maxus vs The Fowl Foundation.
Gobbler the Hit-Turkey and Electric Axe start the match and Gobbler is in control. He slaps on Turkey Shoot and almost got the submission. Axe crawls to the bottom rope and grabs it for a rope break. Gobbler tagged Mallard in and he kept the pressure on. Then Axe made a desperate hot tag. Next few minutes see frequent tags and both teams going toe to toe. Electric Axe went for the kill. He climbed to the top rope and dove off for a cross body block on Gobbler. The Hit-Turkey caught him and countered into an Impaler DDT. He covered, hooked both legs and got the three count.
Winner: The Fowl Foundation by pinfall.
A look at the Conquest PPV match between Mayham and Vacant. It was a brutal match that saw Vacant win. It seems he has full control of their feud. Could it be over?
Swerve is seen coming out of a room. He stands there and says "I'm waiting". A couple seconds later Astarte, dressed in the butler uniform, comes out looking very unhappy.
Workrate vs Captain Crossbones for the Xtreme Championship.
Crossbones wanted this match to win back his title of course. Workrate wanted it to put on a better performance. This match was much better than their first one for sure. One man would have a stretch of offense and come close to winning then the other would do the same. Captain Crossbones was on a real good roll and seemed on the verge of winning back his title when suddenly he got attacked from behind. It was Pardon. The ref called for the bell and threw the match out.
Winner: None, No Contest.
Pardon is beating down on Crossbones. Workrate grabs Pardon and spins him around. Workrate is pissed off at Pardon for ruining his great match. The two share some intense words than start exchanging fists. They are slugging it out then lock up and roll around on the mat and out to the floor. They get on their feet and start throwing hay makers when suddenly Captain Crossbones come flying over the top rope and takes them out with a suicide dive. The crowd is going wild, especially the fans from Brymstone who are pushing against ushers and security to get closer to the front row. The three men are on the ground and slowly start recovering and go right back to fighting as the show ended.
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Post by on_the_edge on May 25, 2022 15:14:14 GMT -5
Card #185 - Westland Pavilion
The show starts with a video of match highlights from Conquest ending with the return of Chaos, now going by Chaos Supreme, and his stare down with Cosmic Champion Monolith. Then we go to a live feed of Monolith's dressing room where he is going berserk as Dark Menace tries to calm him down. Monolith is throwing things around and breaking furniture. Finally, we are live ringside with the announcers.
Announcer A: Wow is Monolith unhinged right now or what.
Announcer B: And all Chaos Supreme did was show up. He didn't even attack Monolith. I can't wait till these two behemoths face off again.
Announcer A: You and me both buddy.
The entrance music for The Alliance cuts the announcers off and the faction comes out in full force and enter the ring.
Solitude: At Conquest that is just what we did. We only had two matches but we made the most of it. Aethran Outlaw beat Malice and Paralyze absolutely destroyed Torment. In fact, Paralyze has now put two members of Aethran Invasion on the shelf. We have turned that group into s shadow of their former selves. All that is left is the Cosmic Tag Team Champions, Butchers of Aethra. I was talking to Avenging Force earlier and we both agree that those tag belts would look good around our waist. We want them, we will take them.
The entrance music for Aethran Legacy plays and out walk Overkill and Rumble to the stage.
Overkill: Wait...just...one...moment. You want a shot at the tag champs? Well, so do we. So, I propose this. Tonight, the two of you against the two of us to decide who should get that title shot. What do you think? Solitude wastes no time in accepting the challenge. He and Avenging Force are talking smack with Overkill and Rumble as we go to commercial.
Back from commercial and Magnus Colby is sitting behind his desk talking to General Aegis and Warfare who are standing opposite him.
Magnus Colby: Again, I want to thank you for your time and effort. It is just time I move in a new direction. I think you will find your severance packages to your liking.
General Aegis: Indeed, we do.
Magnus Colby: Good, there is just one last thing I need from you before you are free to leave.
Prodigy vs Zealos w/Oracle and Speedster.
Prodigy was fired up and he was all over Zealos. It took a while but Prodigy used The Perfect Singles Finisher and got the win.
Winner: Prodigy by pinfall.
After the match Prodigy rolled to the floor to get a mic. He crossed paths with Speedster and they had a tense moment staring at each other. Then Prodigy offered his hand and Speedster shook it. Prodigy then rolled into the ring.
Prodigy: I am not going to cry about my loss at Conquest to Category Five. The fact is I lost. You beat me. Of course, by "you" I mean Category Five AND Spike. I had the match won till Spike stuck his nose into my match with Five. I just have one question for you Category Five. Can you beat me on your own without help from your Aethran buddies?
He dropped the mic and stared into the camera.
A look at an incident from earlier in the day. Paragon went to get something to eat from the catering table and it was all but wiped out. He looked over and saw the Alien Liberation Front chowing down with a tableful of food. Paragon says they shouldn't hog all the food. Ventross says humans keep taking things from aliens so they liberated the food as partial payback. Paragon shakes his head and walks off.
The big man, Paragon, is in the ring.
Paragon: Ventross I am not happy with what happened earlier tonight. I want you in a match now. Come out and take your beating.
The Alien Liberation Front comes out to the stage.
Ventross: Typical human. Always making demands. Always acting like their wants are the most important thing and must be fulfilled. Fine. You want a match you got it. Just not with me. You will face Orrus the Unstoppable.
Paragon vs Orrus the Unstoppable w/A.L.F.
The two men slugged it out as the match was not a scientific masterpiece. Neither man could seem to get much going. Orrus threw Paragon out of the ring and went after him. He grabbed a chair and smashed it over Paragon's back over and over. The ref called for the bell.
Winner: Paragon via disqualification.
With the match over the other members of A.L.F. joined Orrus in beating Paragon down. They toss him into the ring stairs. Then they drag him over to the Spanish announcers table, lift him up and perform an assisted power bomb thru the table. They stand over him and smirk.
An update on Torment. He suffered some injuries in his Conquest match against Paralyze and will miss some time.
The owner of CLAW and PAW, Magnus Colby, is standing in the middle of the ring. He calls Desolation Factor out. They come out to the stage with General Aegis and Warfare.
Magnus Colby: Gentlemen, you let me down at Conquest. You had the chance to be tag team champs again and you blew it. It seems most everyone around me have been blowing it. First, last night it was Prime Colonizer. I would love to fire that hairy beast but he fired himself when he lost the Loser Leaves Town match. But I CAN fire you. Rack. Ruin. (takes a pause) You're fired!!! Get them out of my sight.
Desolation Factor look mad but when General Aegis and Warfare motion to the back they just turn and walk off with Aegis and Warfare following behind them.
Meanwhile, in the ring Magnus Colby is pacing around. He seems oblivious to the fact he is still in the ring in front of the live crowd and on TV, with a live mic no less.
Magnus Colby: This is not what I envisioned. I have Aethrans out the wazoo, a string of wrestlers who cannot live up to my managerial skills and no gold in my stable. No, no this is NOT was I had planned when I started CLAW.
Suddenly, he stops pacing and slowly lifts his head. He then realizes where he is and what he has been doing. He drops the mic and quickly retreats to the back.
Endgame vs Prince of Rose.
Prince has been trying to prove himself against tougher and tougher competition. He did not prove much in this match as Endgame dominated him. The Ends Now finished his night.
Winner: Endgame by pinfall.
Promo for the next PPV, The Red Dawn.
Overkill & Rumble vs Solitude & Avenging Force.
Rumble was in trouble early and had to make the hot tag to Overkill. After that the match was more even as momentum went back and forth. Frequent tags as each team tried to gain an advantage over the other one. Rumble hit a devastating Decapitator but only got a two count. Rumble followed up with a second one and made the pin.
Winner: Overkill & Rumble via pinfall.
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Post by on_the_edge on Jun 3, 2022 15:53:33 GMT -5
PAW - Mizar Solarsphere
The camera shot is outside the Rat Trap club as the show begins then it does inside. We see The Big Cheese and the Sewerside Squad.
Fever: Yo boss, what's the deal? I thought we had a Tag Team Championship match set up but I hear I got to face that Red Talon for that damn Black Hole title. The title for losers. What's going on?
The Big Cheese: I am sorry bout that boys. Things were set up for you to face the Andromeda Xtreme but then Red Talon went and challenged you, Fever. Based on the stupid rules of PAW the Black Hole Champion can challenge anyone and they have to accept it. So, tonight you face him and beat him. Then in a couple more shows you boys will get your tag title shot.
Typhoid: And beat them to be the NEW Tag Team Champions.
Fever: Damn right brother.
Live in the arena and Announcer A and B go over tonight's card.
Blue Brothers vs Mass & Crust w/Kroll Scientists
Mass was holding his own against the Brothers even as they made frequent tags. When Mass tagged out things went south for their team. The Brothers worked Crust over and Blue Chip pinned him after a Cetus Suplex.
Winner: Blue Brothers via pinfall.
We see a replay of the main event from the last show. Pardon attacked Captain Crossbones causing the title match to be thrown out. There will be a Three-Way Dance between Workrate, Captain Crossbones and Pardon soon. PAW officials are just working out the details.
Swerve w/Astarte vs Stallion w/Uranus and Sonny Rocket.
Swerve came out and stopped on the apron. He waved for someone in back to come out. It was Astarte in his butler uniform. He does not look happy. He slowly walks behind Swerve, his head down. Stallion came out with Uranus pointing to him and clapping, trying to get people behind him. Sonny was talking on a phone.
Stallion controlled most of the action. Swerve would not go down easy. He kicked out of one Lucky Horseshoe. Then he kicked out of a second Lucky Horseshoe. Stallion looked around as he could not believe the match was still going on. A third Lucky Horseshoe and once again Swerve kicked out. The fans loved it. A fourth Lucky Horseshoe and finally Stallion got the pin.
Winner: Stallion by pinfall.
As Swerve recovers in the ring Astarte just watches, unconcerned.
In a dark room with black lace drapery and lit candles sits Witch.
Witch: I came to PAW to watch the back of Captain Crossbones. I dealt with Phantasy and beat her. Then for some reason she did not move on. She attacked me again and we had a match. I would have beat her again but Pardon got involved. Phantasy, you probably feel good about beating me. But it just opened the gates of Hell to rain down on you. I am coming for you. I will bring pain to you unlike you have never known. Say your goodbyes to your loved ones. You never know when you may never see them again.
Announcement that Uranus will be defending the PAW TV Championship on the next show. His opponent will be...Stallion.
Red Talon vs Fever w/The Big Cheese and Typhoid for the Black Hole Championship.
Talon and Fever slugged it out for a few minutes. Then Fever started wearing Talon down. Fever used his tail to choke Talon out of view of the ref. Finally, he did it enough and Talon could barely breath as Fever covered him.
Winner: Fever via pinfall. Red Talon retains the Black Hole Championship.
Red Talon sits in the ring in total disbelief. Then he starts hitting and kicking the mat, throwing a nice fit.
In The Rocketmen of Uranus locker room Uranus is going nuts. He is screaming at Stallion wondering what he did to get a title shot and Stallion just shrugs. Then Uranus yells at Sonny asking what his dad is doing as his dad is the GM. Sonny, who is on the phone, says he does not know but he is trying to find out. All the time, Cool is sitting in a folding chair in the corner, his feet up on another folding chair, drinking a lemonade and watching the craziness unfold.
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Post by on_the_edge on Jun 4, 2022 16:04:44 GMT -5
Card #186 - Mizar Solarsphere
Announcer A: We have an action-packed show for you tonight. In our opening match we have a rematch from Conquest as Prodigy challenges Category Five for the Light Speed Championship. But this time, Spike will not be in Five's corner. The Aethran will have to win on his own merit with no help from his fellow Aethrans.
Announcer B: As great as that match will be, in our main event Evolution will defend the US title against Malice of Aethran Legacy. Will Evolution's second reign come to an end? He has held the title for most of the last year plus during his two reigns.
Category Five vs Prodigy for the Light Speed Championship.
Prodigy with early offense but the champ quickly counters and goes on the attack. Prodigy regains control and performs Superiority Complex but only gets a close two count. He makes a cutthroat gesture and goes for The Perfect Singles Finisher. The ref counts three and we have a new Light Speed Champion. It is another title Prodigy can add to his impressive collection.
Winner: Prodigy by pinfall to win the title.
Overkill and Malice going over strategy for Malice's title match tonight.
Insert Team Name Here come down for their match. Then a new team debuting on CLAW getting the call up from PAW it's Cosmic Forces.
Cosmic Forces vs Insert Team Name Here.
The Forces quickly got Cringe on their side of the ring and they cut the ring in half. They used frequent tags and sweet double team moves to destroy Cringe. With all the fancy single moves and tag team moves including finishers it ended up being a simple vertical suplex from Adam that got the win for Cosmic Forces.
Winner: Cosmic Forces by pinfall.
Paganax comes down and talks to Insert Team Name Here. He motions for them to follow him and he leads them off to the back.
In the interview area Chaos Supreme stands alone. He does not say anything for several seconds as he just looks down at the ground. He then lifts his head and looks into the camera.
Chaos Supreme: Monolith, you and I have fought all over the galaxy. We are always trying to prove who the best is. Well, the war is not over. You have something I want. The Cosmic Heavyweight Championship. I am challenging you to a title match at The Red Dawn PPV. You vs me, one on one for the title. I await your answer. I know it will be yes because I know you will never back down from a challenge. Especially against me.
Orrus the Unstoppable vs Epitome.
Epitome is doing his high energy self-introduction when Orrus storms him. Epitome hits Orrus with the microphone and since the match had not officially started, he got away with it. Epitome could not hold the advantage as Orrus fought back. Orrus rolled over Epitome and put him away with a pair of Unstoppable Slams.
Winner: Orrus the Unstoppable via pinfall.
A promo for The Red Dawn PPV. In the new year, everything changes.
Calamity w/Oracle vs Darkness w/Maramus.
Darkness made his usual sneak attack out of the mists but he could not do much with it. The former Primus Carnage champion was rocking Darkness. As the match was going Oracle started acting weird. He looked around, sniffing at the air. He closed his eyes and put his fingers to his temples. Then he walked over to the announcers table, pulled out a black silk bag, shook it and tossed some rune stones onto the table. He looked over them and had a worried expression on his face. Meanwhile in the ring, Darkness has fought back. He hit Night Terrors and covered for a two. He went for it again and this time he got the pin.
Winner: Darkness by pinfall.
With that Darkness snapped a losing streak. Calamity seems to be starting one. He lost the Carnage title at Conquest and now here in what should have been an easy match for him. He goes over to his manager who is looking at the runes. Oracle says something to him then gathers the stones, puts them in the bag and leads Calamity back to their locker room.
In the locker room for The Alliance, they are wishing Evolution luck then he leaves to head to the ring for the main event.
Evolution vs Malice for the United Stars Heavyweight Championship.
Two hosses who slugged it out for a couple minutes. Then the champ started to really do damage to Malice. But this was not Malice's first rodeo and he started to attack Evolution. The champion wisely rolled out to the floor to stop the onslaught. Malice went out after him which was a mistake. Evolution grabbed him and hit a spinebuster onto the ring stairs. He then took the fight back inside the ring. He unleashed on Malice some more powerful offense and almost beheaded him with a Decapitator. Evolution rolled the Aethran legend up and the ref counted three.
Winner: Evolution via pinfall to retain the title.
The camera is pointed at the door to the Alien Liberation Front dressing room. Someone walks into the shot. It is Murtak the Merciless. He has a smile on his face and give a firm knock on the door. The door opens and we see the A.L.F. leader, Ventross.
Ventross: Welcome my friend. We have been awaiting your arrival. Come in, come in.
He moves aside and Murtak proudly strides in. Ventross starts to close the door when he sees the camera. His smile turns to a scowl and he slams the door shut on the cameraman.
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