Survivor’s Row
Commissioner Lance At-Las: Welcome to one of the new concepts by the Ravagers, it’s called Survivor’s Row. For now, on all Live Shows are being called Survivor’s Row. Any wrestler or tag teams that fall to rank 12 and below in all divisions will come here until they can win enough matches to rise to rank 11 or higher. No one is above the law in this one, not even me. My singles career is what brought me to Survivor’s Row, where my tag team rating has it where I can compete on Cosmic Impact and Pay-per-view matches.
If a wrestler or tag team has competed in ten matches or more and falls below a 10% of wins, then his contact in the CWF is here by terminated. Agony… if you don’t start winning the next two of your matches then your singles career is over in the CWF. The only matches you will be able to compete in are tag team matches until Truth and Consequences falls below the 10% of wins. So, all I can say is win.
Now, since I am on Survivor’s Row it would not be fair for me to run the show here. So, let me introduce the Ravager who came up with the idea and the new host… Nemean!!!
Nemean: Thank you, Commissioner Lance At-Las… or well not while your single career is on Survivor’s Row. I am Nemean and I will be your host every week as we tour live. Ravagers are bred to show strength and not weakness, so if you’re here on my show then you are weak. You either win to get off my show or you keep losing and then I will fire you.
These are the following wrestlers I am watching… Agony and the tag team of Grovel & Cringe. You are weak and need to pick up the wins, gentlemen. I would like to welcome some newcomers to the show… Welcome Prime Colonizer and The Mercenaries! I am interested to seeing how you perform on our show in the next few weeks. OMG… Oh my gosh! I have been talking so much my producers are telling me we need to get to our opening match.
Opening MatchCringe & Grovel vs. Truth and Consequences (w/ Oracle)Tortured Soul defeated Cringe with a ROTTING CLAW- After the embracement that Agony receive at the beginning of the show it seemed to light a fire under him and he dominated their opponents.
Minister of War vs. OracleMinister of War defeated Oracle with an AETHRAN MASSACRE- Minister of War was on his game tonight as he beat Oracle with his finisher AETHRAN MASSACRE.
Blazing Holocaust (w/ Oracle) vs. Lance At-Las Blazing Holocaust defeated Lance At-Las with a SHOCK WAVE- Lance At-Las struggled getting any offense going against Blazing Holocaust. Lance was able to get in a few licks but ultimately failed at getting a win over his opponent.
- Nemean was watching the match and just made a note of it in his black notebook.
The Nemean Show
Nemean: Welcome to the Nemean Show! This is where I bring on guests who are new to Survivor’s Row or those who are on the cutting floor about to be fired. Sometimes, I might bring someone on just to fire them… you just never know! But, hey that’s the point of good entertainment ain’t it?
So, who will my first guest be... It’s the none other than Prime Colonizer and the Mercenaries! Come on down, gentlemen.
Prime Colonizer and the Mercenaries walk to the stage area that is setup with chairs.Nemean: So, everyone wants to know are you an official group or was that a one-time team up? I think it was a one-time team up, where Prime Colonizer need some back-up and paid for some muscle.
Prime Colonizer: Who do you think you are little man, calling us out like your someone big around here?
The Mercenaries both grinned, while they smoke some cigars.Nemean: I thought we went over this at the top of the evening and just now before you came out here?
Prime Colonizer: No… No, I mean do you think you’re the big man around here? Because, I don’t think you are.
Nemean: Oh that… Then to answer your question… Yes!
Prime Colonizer: I could crush your skull…
Nemean: Threats? Is this what it has come down to threats? Let me spell something out for you… You could do that then they would just replace me with someone else. But you see they like me for my personality to entertain the masses. Then you would have to deal with 8 Billion Ravagers all wanting your head. The last time a Ravager was kill our whole race went to war and didn’t stop until that race was annihilated.
And here I brought you gifts… But if you don’t want my gifts, we can call an end to the show right now.
Tongsoon: Galactic Punisher and I like gifts. Shut up, Mandrill!
Nemean: I looked at the two of you and I thought you might. So, here is my gift to the two of you… I’m going to put you in the Main Event against The Reckoning. If you win, then your off of Survivor’s Row and back on the main shows.
Galactic Punisher: All we must do is beat up some punks and we are off this show?
Nemean: That’s all you got to do. Now, Prime Colonizer since this is our first show and I’m still in a good mood. I’m going to put you in next week’s main event with Lance At-Las.
Saboteur vs. Tortured Soul (w/ Oracle)Tortured Soul defeated Saboteur with a ROTTING CLAW- With the help of Oracle causing the distraction Tortured Soul was about to pick on his first singles win.
- Saboteur complained to Nemean, but Nemean said that the referee’s decision would stand. However, Oracle was sent back to the dressing room and would not be allowed at ringside for the Swarm vs. Agony match.
Swarm vs. AgonySwarm defeated Agony with a Stinger Splash- Swarm was able to use his quickness to stay away from Agony’s big blows. Agony seemed lost without Oracle at ringside. Swarm was able to win the match with a Stinger Splash.
Main EventMercenaries vs. ReckoningGalactic Punisher defeated Doomsayer with an IT'S JUST BUSINESS- Reckoning tried their best but just got ran over by the Mercenaries.
- Nemean gave them the nod and since the Mercenaries win percentage beat out the rank eleven Deadly Sins, Deadly Sins now joins the Survivor’s Row.
