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Post by Bri on Oct 11, 2019 7:05:25 GMT -5
I like the "Old Red Barn on the Outskirts of The Small Town of Speakeasy, Ohio" feel to it. Made me chuckle Mornin Crossbones! That's cool that you dug that. I'm glad. Really trying to capture that kind of feel here. I'm even trying to use "sepia tone colors" to try to match the incredible card art on all of the Olde Wrestling line. When I see the art I get transported to that time somewhat - and it's awesome. Going to be working on that throughout the feds run, which I hope is for a long long time. Many thanks mi amigo, up next is The Top Turnbuckle Tribune as it appears in the little town of Speakeasy, Ohio.
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Post by Bri on Oct 11, 2019 7:49:14 GMT -5
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This Coming Friday Night! Seven Olde Wrestling Exhibition Bouts on Olde Wrestling Exhibitions - 4
On The Card For The Evening: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. "Burly" Bill Taylor vs "The Handlebar Habidasher" Marion Fontaine ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 2. Dr. Jacob Omen vs "Baby Face" Bruno Moretti ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 3. "Crime & Punnishment" - Judge Hugo Lexington Black & Agent Dick J. Lahart vs "Gentlemen Prefer Beards" - "The Bearded Lady" Mary Elizabeth Monroe & "The Worlds Sweetest Man" Jervis Cottonbelly
☆ OWE newcomers Monroe & Cottonbelly's first ever tag match in The OWE!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 4. "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon vs "Big" Sue Jackson ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 5. Senator Cameron S. Sheppard vs Jock Samson ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 6. The Team of The Vaudvillians - "Old Timer" Jeff King & Nicholas Valentino vs "The Jollyville Jeepers" Clean & Jerk.
☆ This particular exhibition will be held under Brouhaha Rules - No Rules At All!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
7. OWE World Champion - Matthew Cross (c) defends his World Title against Representative Gavin Q. Volstead!!
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Hot off The Presses - These Just In!: -------------------------------------------------------------------
Our very own "Bearded Lady" Mary Elizabeth Monroe has been getting a lot of criticism, complaints and even hate mail about her about to don wrestling trunks and compete like a man. OWE Commissioner William H. Taft stood behind her decision and in response to all that's been said about her as he publicly stated:
"If she's tough enough to get in the ring...then I'm tough enough...to let her do so...if anyone has any problems with that...then all you have to do...is say it to her face...inside the ring..."
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Sources with The OWE have confirmed that "Jollyville Jeeper" Jerk needed 8 stitches after his forehead was horribly slashed open by Nicholas Valentino last week with a Foreign Object during their exhibition.
This has now led to a grudge like Tag Team Wrestling Exhibition that will be between The Vaudvillians and The Jollyville Jeepers - that will be held under Brouhaha Rules - which some consider to be "Barroom Brawl" rules.
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☆ A Bonanza of Bodyslams!!
☆ A Full Evening of Action - For Only Three Bits!!
☆ One Free Coffee and Sinker per person for all who attend!!
☆ Please stop by our Concessions Stand for all sorts of goodies!!
☆ We hope to see you there! - Master Inky Scoops
☆ P.S. Help wanted - Kissing Booth, must have resilient lips and a propensity for powerful puckering...
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HUZZAH!!
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Post by TTX on Oct 11, 2019 8:19:48 GMT -5
Jervis does compete for the fed, just doesn't have a B/W card (which probably would be identical anyways) Tracy Smothers also could be used.
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Post by Bri on Oct 12, 2019 9:04:45 GMT -5
Jervis does compete for the fed, just doesn't have a B/W card (which probably would be identical anyways) Tracy Smothers also could be used. Thanks TTX! Definitely food for thought. I'm going to try to keep roster increases to a minimum just to keep it balanced. But a few others due to the way that they are stated I might bring it. Great idea Troy!
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Post by Bri on Oct 12, 2019 9:47:27 GMT -5
Olde Wrestling Exhibitions - 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Old Red Barn on the Outskirts of The Small Town of Speakeasy, Ohio - 1920's Commissioner - William H Taft
Seven Exhibitions tonight - Including a OWE World Championship Exhibition - as our Main Event for the evening!
Results of Tonight's Exhibitions: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The Handlebar Habidasher Marion Fontaine defeated "Burly" Bill Taylor via Pinfall. Fontaine pinned Taylor with a Suprisingly Ferocious Neckbreaker at the 1:30 minute mark.
Dr. Jacob Omen defeated Bruno "Baby Face" Moretti via Outrageous Disqualification. Moretti was disqualified for Blatantly Hitting Omen With His Baseball Bat at the 2:00 minute mark.
The team of "Gentlemen Prefer Beards" - "The Bearded Lady" Mary Elizabeth Monroe & Jervis Cottonbelly defeated The team of "Crime & Punnishment" - Judge Hugo Lexington Black & Agent Dick J. Lahart via Pinfall. Monroe pinned Black with a Show Stopping Perfect Cross Body Block at the 3:00 minute mark as Cottonbelly Spinebustered Lahart senseless, preventing interference.
"Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon defeated "Big" Sue Jackson via Pinfall. Lyndon pinned Jackson with a Depth Defying Plancha at the 2:00 minute mark.
Senator Cameron S. Sheppard and Jock Samson wrestled to a Brutal Double Disqualification. Sheppard and Samson Brawled Relentlessly Across The Entire Arena at the 3:00 minute mark.
The team of "The Jollyville Jeepers" - Clean & Jerk defeated the team of "The Vaudvillians" - "Old Timer" Jeff King & Nicholas Valentino via Submission. With poetic justice, Valentino submitted loudly to Jerk's JEEPER SQUEEZE (A Head Squeeze) as Clean Broke A Wooden Chair Over King's Head at the 2:00 minute mark preventing interference.
Representative Gavin Q. Volstead defeated OWE World Champion Matthew Cross (c) via Pinfall. Volstead pinned a profusely bleeding Cross with his Power Slam at the 6:00 minute mark.
▪ Representative Gavin Q. Volstead has won The OWE World Championship!!
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Coming up - Our Very Own Inky Scoops Presents - The Next Top Turnbuckle Tribune - Containing:
☆ Match Announcements For Olde Wrestling Exhibitions - 5
☆ OWE Relief Referee disappears after only one match!
☆ Former OWE World Champion Matthew Cross's medical condition!
☆ Judge Hugo Lexington Black's proclamation!
☆ OWE Commissioner William H. Taft's answer to Judge Black and his solution to massively increased shenanigans and roughhousing at The OWE!
HUZZAH!!!
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Post by TTX on Oct 12, 2019 9:58:49 GMT -5
Wow..shocking finale. Keep it going.
As well, changing things up, moving guys in and out will keep things fresh and let the fans miss some of the guys and welcome them back when they do return.
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Post by Bri on Oct 12, 2019 10:41:26 GMT -5
Wow..shocking finale. Keep it going. As well, changing things up, moving guys in and out will keep things fresh and let the fans miss some of the guys and welcome them back when they do return. Hey TTX! Glad you dug it. Shocking ending for real. Yep something along those lines I'm going to try to do. Got some ideas - some of which will be coming up in the next issue of Inky Scoops Top Turnbuckle Tribune. Stay tuned! And thanks for the valuable feedback. Loving this little Olde fed!
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Post by Bri on Oct 13, 2019 10:17:35 GMT -5
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This Coming Friday Night! Six Olde Wrestling Exhibition Bouts on Olde Wrestling Exhibitions - 5
On The Card For The Evening: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. "Bearded Lady" Mary Elizabeth Monroe vs Judge Hugo Lexington Black ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 2. Agent Dick J. Lehart vs "The Worlds Sweetest Man" Jervis Cottonbelly ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 3. "Old Timer" Jeff King vs Dr. Jacob Omen ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 4. "Burly" Bill Taylor vs "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 5. "The Lobbying Legislators of an Anti Saloon Land" - OWE World Champion Representative Gavin Q. Volstead (c), Senator Cameron S. Sheppard and Nicholas Valentino vs "The Jollyville Jeepers" Clean & Jerk and Jock Samson
☆ Very First OWE Six Man Tag Team Exhibition! - 2 Out Of 3 Falls To The Finish - Brouhaha Rules - OWE World Tag Team Number One Contenders Exhibition!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
6. OWE World Tag Team Champions - The Old Fashioned (c) - "The Handlebar Habidasher" Marion Fontaine & Matthew Cross defend their titles against "Murderers Row" - "Big" Sue Jackson & Bruno "Baby Face" Moretti!!
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Former OWE Relief Referee Mr. Seehi Didindoit has apparently fled the town of Speakeasy after officiating only one match, that of Matthew Cross defending his OWE World Title against Representative Gavin Q. Volstead. Supposedly, before leaving town, Mr. Didindoit was asked by OWE Reporter Inky Scoops, "Just who told you...that foreign objects and wooden chair shots didn't warrant any disqualifications!"? To which Didindoit replied, "Ben Franklin", but this hasn't been confirmed.
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One half of The OWE World Tag Team Champions Matthew Cross is still being monitored by the doctor in Speakeasy after suffering severe blood loss in his defeat at the hands of Gavin Q. Volstead. When asked about his upcoming tag title defense, Cross stated that, "Although I'm not 100%...if we don't defend the titles...per the laws of The OWE they will be stripped from us...and we've just worked too hard...for that to happen".
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As Judge Hugo Lexington Black stood proudly alongside New OWE World Champion Representative Gavin Q. Volstead and his other lackeys Sheppard and Lahart, he proclaimed that, "Volsteads victory...ushers in our new glorious era...the age...of Prohibition Incorporated...and because of...this victorious and divine judgement...The Lobbying Legislators for an Anti-Saloon Land...deserve a shot at The OWE World Tag Team Championship!...so everyone can see what a...double champion...of justice...looks like"!
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When reached for comment in response to Judge Black's prognostications about The Legislators being granted a World Tag Team Title Match...OWE Commissioner William H. Taft replied, "Win a match first...then I'll think about it". Mr. Taft also addressed the recent lawlessness in The OWE:
"This kind of flagrant disregard for the rules and shamless display of random violence over ethical competitiveness...is to be...encouraged...however...only with regards to the pursuit of our soon to be...newly sanctioned title...that of Brouhaha Champion...in the meantime...I'm going to try aiming all of these ruffians at each other...including that savage Samson and that punk from Brooklyn".
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☆ A Bonanza of Bodyslams!!
☆ A Full Evening of Action - For Only Three Bits!!
☆ One Free Coffee and Sinker per person for all who attend!!
☆ Please stop by our Concessions Stand for all sorts of wholesome goodies!! (Please ask for Rory O'Henry McHenry for the Special Root Beer).
☆ Please stop by to meet our new Kissing Booth Attendant - Thunderkitty!! Hold Onto Your Hats!!
☆ We hope to see you there! - Master Inky Scoops
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HUZZAH!!
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Post by TTX on Oct 13, 2019 10:38:14 GMT -5
Looking forward to the action, Bri. This is one of my favorite feds out there.
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Post by Mad Kanter on Oct 14, 2019 17:02:26 GMT -5
Disappointed that Cross lost the title so quickly, but I thought he presented a valiant effort against the chicanery he found himself up against.
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