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Post by TTX on Oct 16, 2019 12:26:15 GMT -5
Always love whenever Taft talks. He has the best quotes. Good old Bob the Barker and Inky Scoops as well.
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Post by Bri on Oct 17, 2019 16:31:49 GMT -5
Always love whenever Taft talks. He has the best quotes. Good old Bob the Barker and Inky Scoops as well. Hey TTX my brother! Jazzed that you are digging Taft. There's going to be an article or two related to him for sure on the next Top Turnbuckle Tribune - which comes just after the results of OWE - 6. Which I should be able to post at some point tonight. HUZZAH dude!
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Post by Bri on Oct 18, 2019 6:41:48 GMT -5
Olde Wrestling Exhibitions - 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Old Red Barn on the Outskirts of The Small Town of Speakeasy, Ohio - 1929 Commissioner - William H Taft
Nine Exhibitions Tonight In Our Very First Extravaganza!! - Including a Seven Exhibition OWE Brouhaha Championship Tournament - as our Main Events for the evening!
Results of Tonight's Exhibitions: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. OWE World Champion - Representative Gavin Q. Volstead (c) defeated Jollyville Jeeper Clean via Pinfall in this Non-Title Exhibition. Volstead pinned Clean with a Slickly Concealed Foreign Object Slash at the 3:30 minute mark.
☆ As Clean reluctantly sat in the middle of the ring awaiting his tar and feather punnishment and a perversely grinning World Champion Volstead carried the large tray of tar into the ring, Volstead inadvertently slipped on some spilled tar and fell head and chest first into the tray. The next thing he knew he was completely inundated with nothing but feathers, courtesy of both Jollyville Jeepers taking immediate advantage and promptly scooted out of the barn in different directions. Volstead kept sneezing and molting horribly for the remainer of the evening.
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2. Eight Man (And Woman) Battle Royal was won by "Big" Sue Jackson at the 15:30 minute mark:
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A. "The Worlds Sweetest Man" Jervis Cottonbelly flipped Senator Cameron S. Sheppard Over The Ropes. He did it after executing his Gentleman's Elbow right between Sheppards eyes stunning him.
B. Dr. Jacob Omen threw "The Handlebar Habidasher" Marion Fontaine Over The Ropes. He was able to after executing an out of nowhere Knife Edge Chop which took the wind out of him.
C. "The Bearded Lady" Mary Elizabeth Monroe launched "Old Timer" Jeff King Well Over The Ropes. She was able to execute a Monkey Flip that vaulted King ass over head and put him through the small wooden Time Keepers Table.
D. "Big" Sue Jackson tossed Matthew Cross Over The Ropes. He did it after severely weakening Cross with his repeated Nerve Hold and moved quickly before he could get a second wind.
E. Dr. Jacob Omen rolled "The Worlds Sweetest Man" Jervis Cottonbelly Over The Ropes. He was able to weaken him to the point of being off balance with his painful Drop Toe Hold.
F. "Big" Sue Jackson picked up and dropped "The Bearded Lady" Mary Elizabeth Monroe Over The Ropes. Landing On Top Of King Who Was Still Suffering On The Floor, after getting all of his weight behind his Hip Attack Maneuver.
G. "Big" Sue Jackson picked up and dropped Dr. Jacob Omen - Also landing on top of and loudly on King narrowly missing "The Bearded Lady" Mary Elizabeth Monroe who had just rolled off of King just in time. Jackson took the remaining fight out of Omen with his debilitating Samoan Drop.
☆ "Big" Sue Jackson has won the $500.00, A Moustache and Beard Maintenance Kit and a free pint of Chief Walcott Kickapoo's Snake Oil and Hair Growth!
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The Seven Exhibition OWE Brouhaha Tournament was won by Nicholas Valentino at the 32:00 minute mark.
First Round Results: ----------------------------------------
3. Agent Dick J. Lahart defeated Jollyville Jeeper Jerk via Pinfall. Lahart pinned Jerk with an absolutely devastating version of his LAHART PUNCH finisher at the 1:30 minute mark.
4. Nicholas Valentino defeated "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon via Pinfall. Valentino pinned Lyndon after a Blatant and Bloody Slashing With A Foreign Object at the 6:00 minute mark.
5. "Burly" Bill Taylor defeated Judge Hugo Lexington Black via Pinfall. Taylor pinned Black with a Perfectly Painful Leg Drop at the 1:30 minute mark.
6. Bruno "Baby Face" Moretti defeated Jock Samson via Submission. Samson submitted to Moretti's Choking SLEEP WIT DA FISHES finisher at the 2:00 minute mark.
Second Round Results: -----------------------------------------------
7. Nicholas Valentino defeated Agent Dick J. Lahart via Submission. Lahart submitted to Valentino's Full Nelson in A Truly Bloody Affair at the 6:30 minute mark.
8. "Burly" Bill Taylor defeated Bruno "Baby Face" Moretti via Pinfall. Taylor pinned Moretti with his SIDE SLAM finisher Amidst Broken Wooden Chairs at the 8:00 minute mark.
Championship Round Result: -------------------------------------------------------
9. Nicholas Valentino defeated "Burly" Bill Taylor via Submission. Taylor submitted to an unbelievable and unpopular comeback CROSSFACE CHICKENWING finisher at the 6:30 minute mark.
☆ Nicholas Valentino becomes the inaugural OWE Brouhaha Champion!!
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Coming up - Our Very Own Bob The Barker Presents - The Next Top Turnbuckle Tribune - Containing:
☆ News on 3 New Teams of Upcoming Wrestlers entering the OWE:
☆ THE Greatest Show on Earth - The Team of - Double Cross & The Elephant Man with their manager The Big Topper
☆ The Red Scare - The Team of Boris & Ivan
☆ The Natives - Chief Walcott Kickapoo & Chief "Mighty" Joe Young
☆ A Fed Up Former World Champion Matthew Cross convinces OWE Commissioner William H. Taft to book a revenge exhibition between him and OWE World Champion Representative Gavin Q. Volstead on OWE - 8 - regardless if the title is vacant or not!! Taft says he has a great idea and has hired a couple of his Amish friends to help him out with his plans!!
☆ OWE World Championship Title Belt recovered!! New OWE wrestler Double Cross somehow finds belt and collects the recently raised reward of $1,000.00!
☆ Match Announcements For Olde Wrestling Exhibitions - 7
HUZZAH!! And Happy Friday!
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Post by TTX on Oct 18, 2019 8:33:29 GMT -5
Impressive win by Valentino. Big Sue also lives up to his name.
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Post by Mad Kanter on Oct 18, 2019 13:50:44 GMT -5
I too am impressed with Valentino's win. I'm also amused by a little bit of kharma catching up with Volstead.
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Post by awsomsinger on Oct 18, 2019 16:59:35 GMT -5
WHAT! Thunderkitty in the kissing booth?
I'm bringin' an extra twenty bucks - Ya think she'll let me spend the evening with her? SWOON!
Welp, time to 23 Skidoo and get that new suit - RAZZMATAZZ
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Post by Bri on Oct 19, 2019 9:24:20 GMT -5
Impressive win by Valentino. Big Sue also lives up to his name. Mornin TTX! It really was a great victory for Valentino. "Burly" Bill was beating the snot out of him. But Valentine was able to rally and comeback - he strikes me as a combination in styles of Backlund and Flair. (Two of my all time faves). Will be interesting to see how long he can hold onto it - especially with some new talent coming in. Big Sue got it done - no two ways about it. Wouldn't be suprised if this battle royal victory gets him a title shot - all depends on Taft at this point. The next top turnbuckle tribune is up next - advertising a bunch of things actually. OWE - 7 - I'm hoping will be fun - as well as Taft's brainchild (more to follow). You rock bro!!
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Post by Bri on Oct 19, 2019 9:31:38 GMT -5
I too am impressed with Valentino's win. I'm also amused by a little bit of kharma catching up with Volstead. mornin Mad Kanter ! I tell ya - he's growing on me that's for sure - and he definitely deserved that victory, he took the punnishment and just outlasted "Burly" Bill. I think there's a "Big" Sue Jackson vs "Burly" Bill Taylor Number One Contender exhibition coming up soon - for The Brouhaha Title defense on OWE - 9. Yep - Volstead is definitely falling victim to his own instant kharma. (More on this as it ties into Taft's future bookings). Always glad you are a part of this amigo!!
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Post by Bri on Oct 19, 2019 9:40:08 GMT -5
WHAT! Thunderkitty in the kissing booth? I'm bringin' an extra twenty bucks - Ya think she'll let me spend the evening with her? SWOON! Welp, time to 23 Skidoo and get that new suit - RAZZMATAZZ Hey awsomsinger! Yep Thunderkitty took the job as a foot in the door. She's really been inspired by "The Bearded Lady" and wants to help her show the world that women can and should wrestle too. A fact that has not gone unnoticed by Master Inky Scoops and Commissioner Taft. Wanna be her manager? Because it's just going to be a matter of time (as she will tell you - during you're barnburner of a night - The OWE wants to expand and sanction a Womens World Title as well). So jazzed that this fed really resonates with you - you're enthusiasm is infectious my friend! HUZZAH!
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Post by Bri on Oct 19, 2019 9:59:03 GMT -5
Top Turnbuckle Tribune: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This Coming Friday Night! Eight Olde Wrestling Exhibition Bouts on Olde Wrestling Exhibitions - 7
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Hot off The Presses - These Just In!: -------------------------------------------------------------------
Due to our strong, faithful and increasing fan base, OWE Assistant Commissioner Master Inky Scoops proudly announces the hiring of 6 new wrestlers to the OWE!
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The first two wrestlers form a tag team called THE Greatest Show on Earth. Straight out of the largest traveling circus in the country, they're names are Double Cross and The Elephant Man. Double Cross is a rulebreaking high flying wrestler that some say is even more acrobatic than "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon is. The Elephant Man is a monstrosity of a man at 7 feet tall and 450 pounds, slow moving but freakishly strong. Their manager is a former circus ring leader and still looks the part who goes by the name of The Big Topper.
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The next team joining The OWE are from Siberia and they're team is called The Red Scare. Both are intimidating looking strongmen who simply go by the names of Boris and Ivan and both don red wrestling masks. They aren't interested in popularity, they are only interested in domination and championships and domination.
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The final team joining The OWE work part time manning Walcott Kickapoo's Traveling Charms, Oils and Covered Roulette Cart. They are none other that Chief Walcott Kickapoo himself and his nephew and business partner, Chief "Mighty" Joe Young. What they lack in wrestling experience they claim they make up for in enthusiasm and endurance.
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Former OWE World Champion Matthew Cross has filed a grievance against Judge Hugo Lexington Black and OWE World Champion Representative Gavin Q. Volstead in retaliation for their filing a grievance against him for a theft he never committed, and has hereby challenged Volstead to a match, "Whether He's Champ Or Not!" When reached for comment, OWE Commissioner William H. Taft had this to say:
William H. Taft - Alright!...enough of all of this!...the only thing I hate more...than stupid arguements...is all this...damn paperwork!...so everybody listen up...and pay attention...I have a very special match...being worked on as we speak...my Amish friends over there are helping build it out for me...Inky...spread the word...on OWE - 8...Representative Gavin Q. Volstead will be facing Matthew Cross in the main event...Two Out Of Three Falls...In The Very First...Wooden Cage Exhibition...in history...whether the belt's back or not...thanks of course...to me...and you know who's gonna referee it?...Me!...That's Who!"
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With much thanks, OWE World Champion Representative Gavin Q. Volsteads Title Belt has just been recovered! By new OWE wrestler Double Cross. In his official statement on file with The OWE it reads as follows:
Double Cross - Ya see...It's like this...I was walkin tru the town of Speakeasy...and dare it was...The World Championship Title Belt inside...a garbage can...inside this uh...alley...yeah...so here it is...now...how much was that reward...again?...
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1. Judge Hugo Lexington Black vs Chief Walcott Kickapoo.
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3. "Burly" Bill Taylor vs Bruno "Baby Face" Moretti.
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4. The Lobbyists For An Anti Saloon Land - OWE World Champion Representative Gavin Q. Volstead (c) & Senator Cameron S. Sheppard with Judge Hugo Lexington Black vs The Vaudvillians - "Old Timer" Jeff King & OWE Brouhaha Champion Nicholas Valentino (c).
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5. Agent Dick J. Lahart vs Chief "Mighty" Joe Young.
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6. The Greatest Show on Earth - "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon & Dr. Jacob Omen vs THE Greatest Show on Earth - Double Cross & The Elephant Man with The Big Topper.
☆ Winners get the right to use of the tag team name "The Greatest Show on Earth"
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8. The Jollyville Jeepers - Clean and Jerk Challenge The OWE World Tag Team Champions - The Old Fashioned (c) "The Handlebar Habidasher" Marion Fontaine & Matthew Cross
☆ For The OWE World Tag Team Championship!
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☆ A Bodacious Bonanza of Bodyslams!!
☆ A Full Evening of Action - Due To The Stock Market Crash - Now Only Two Bits!!
☆ One Free Coffee and Sinker per person for all who attend!!
☆ Please stop by our Concessions Stand for all sorts of wholesome goodies!! (Please ask for Rory O'Henry McHenry for the Special Root Beer or Dr. Jacob Omen's Very Special Flu Remedy).
☆ Please stop by to meet our new Kissing Booth Attendant - Thunderkitty!! Hold Onto Your Hats!!
☆ In between the exhibitions - try your luck at Chief Walcott Kickapoo's Traveling Charms, Oils and Covered Roulette Cart - permanently parked just behind Our Big Ole Red Barn!!
☆ Please welcome our piano rag man, tickling the ivories in between all of the exhibitions - Mr. Scott Joplin!!
☆ We hope to see you there!! - Bob The Barker - For Master Inky Scoops - Assistant Commissioner
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HUZZAH!!
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