LWF GOLD
CARD #86 (31/33)
LWF NORTHWEST
YEAR 3
FROM: Roseland Studio (Portland, OR, USA)
" ONE MONTH away from BATTLEGROUND: PORTLAND live! from the Moda Centre"
* Brutus the barber Beefcake (d) Sterling Ross via "Flying Knee Smash" Brutie gets 140 pts.
* (VIGNETTE): The COUNCIL OF THEY! have a message for the Earth!
* MAIN EVENT: Undertaker w/ Paul Bearer (d) Mr. X via "Tombstone Piledriver" Taker gets 175 pts.
- Brutie got the hot win versus young rookie Sterling Ross, and after the barber spoke seriously about getting back the WORLD TELEVISION BELT to the LWF HEROES
camp from the clutches of Fit Finlay and the Army of They. He also hinted to the studio crowd that if he wins at BG: PORTLAND he'll finish the job he started
and SHAVE Finlay's head BALD! The fans at Roseland Studio were cheering the idea to the fullest as Brutus strutted his way out of the studio. Finlay better
watch out for his remaining locks of hair and his prized belt for that matter!
- After the commercial break a live feed cut in from some lowly lit room with a triangular metal table. The table was surrounded by the blue skin red veined
alien humanoids calling themselves THEY! The group dubbed themselves THE COUNCIL OF THEY! The alien's warned the earth that should their wrestlers lose the
big team elimination match at the end of the year, the earth's NATURAL RESOURCES will be theirs! Again as it has been for three years now, if any earth
government or military forces try anything sneaky the council will throw the switch now and take all that the Earth has and depart. As it stands now, the
alien's give every planet a fair shake, and IF the LWF Heroes win the series overall they will deem the Earth worthy to continue to exist and find some other
planet to feed on. -- The feed abruptly cut out!
- In the main event, The Undertaker was led to the ring by the urn-less Paul Bearer (Paul looked distraught without it!) Taker grabbed the victory from the
always game Mr. X who seemed to fight back pretty well against the dead man. Perhaps the urn does give the Undertaker some sort of inspiration or focus much
like some pro sports athletes have (they are a superstitious bunch!). Paul and Taker walked over to the interview desk and spoke candidly. (Undertaker):
" Great Muta....you and Mr. Hennan have done something unforgivable...defaming our sacred urn! NEXT MONTH at the BATTLEGROUNDS of Portland you and I will
step into the ring. Only, you and your retched soul will be joining your great ancestors in the sky!! and I will reclaim what is mine! and you shall
REST IN PEACE!!"--
NEXT UP!
BATTLEGROUND: PORTLAND!