"The truth of the matter is simple, Splatter cheated to beat Chaos for the SGS title... There's no two ways about it." puffs on his stogie "He hit the man of power with his stupid club and stole the belt and that is unacceptable." puffs on his cigar again "Commissioner Hood has said the referee's decision is final and can not be reversed... Which leaves us with one plan of action." puffs on his cigar "Chaos Supreme is going to crush you, force you to bow in defeat, take his title back and then he's going to end your pathetic career... Commissioner Hood has granted the man of power a rematch on the first show of 2135 and it will be your last. HAhahaha "
"I cheated?!?... I just did what I do.... beat people up! Chaos was a paper champion anyway... you bought the title for him when you paid the greedy sonofabitch Avarice to walk away in their match. I'm not a hard man to find, you want this belt come get it... WE are always ready for a fight." Raises Arsenal up into frame. "Be careful Magnus... you might get to MEET ARSENAL too."
SGW in assosiation with PREDATOR PROMOTIONS PRO presents...
CPC ARENA (formaly Luna Auditorium) Card #5 (2135)
SGW Intergalactic Champion SPLATTER is shown arriving at the arena, and he is jumped by Darkos's Masked Assassins before he can enter the arena. The beat down was swift and brutal, the Masked Assassins disappeared in the night before security could arrive. Splatter refused medical attention and staggered into the arena.
COMRADE TERROR & DISCIPLE OF TERROR defeated HONOS 5 & URANUS 2
- Honos tried to carry the match for his team and took a real beating in the process, as the Terrors used quick tags to wear the tough Overman down. Finally he had to tag out and in came the Universal Heartthrob... URANUS! The end soon followed after an Atomic Warhead by D.O.T.
MINISTER OF WAR and MAYHAEM UNLEASHED are shown going into MAYHAM'S locker room. A few minutes later, the door opens and Mayhem drags Mayham out of the room by his own chain. Minister walks out behind them, looks into the camera and evilly grins as he rubs his chin.
"I think it's time for a barque."
The two sick and twisted Aethrans put the boots to Mayham, before dragging the squealing swine down the hall and out of the arena.
- Thraxx dominated his old partner and looked poised to win, when BALAAL slithered to the ring and distracted the referee as ORACLE slid in the ring behind everyone and dropped the Immovable Object with Dark Futures. Zygon quickly followed up with a deathjump for the shady victory. EYDILON walked out onto stage as Balaal and Oracle retreated up the ramp to his side...
PRIME COLONIZER cuts a promo and introduces his COLONIZERS OF OMICRON - PSI and BURNING MAN.
GALACTIC PUNISHER 3 defeated BISHOP HELL 4
- This was nothing but a drop down drag out fight between two hated rivals. Punisher survived a Hellfire and eventually toppled Bishop with a Life Sentence...
The MAD JESTER hit the ring and attacked Punisher...
A psychotic laughter filled the arena, distracting Jester and Bishop from their two on one beat down... TRICKS walked out on stage and stared a hole through Mad Jester, as he psychically tilted his head from side to side.
PRIDE 6 defeated JUPITER 5
- Pride picked up his first victory in the SGW after a Pride Pump Handle Slam ended this awesome four star match!
CUPID 1 /w/ Sweet Thing defeated VANITY 3
- The 'REAL' Universal Heartthrob showed the Multiverse who the MAN is after well placed Cupid's Arrow.
The BOUNTY HUNTER and REYNARD B. GUILE are shown coming through the STAR GATE. "I know this is where that mangy mutt Wolf has taken my beloved Amazonia." snarls the weaselly little manager. The big man adjust his hat "Let the hunt begin.."
PERFECT SPECIMEN defeated DARKEST JUSTICE 3
- Perfect made quick work of the double tough Judge, making him tap with the Pinnacle Of Success.
"You keep lining them up and I will continue knocking them down... I will eventually get my hands on you Magnus."
- REIGN pinned the SGW TAG CHAMPIONS when Raven put Ruin down for the count with his Dethroning!!!
STAR SLAYER 2 defeated PRIME COLONIZER 4 by DQ
- STAR SLAYER had the match won after a wicked Mad Mat, but PSI and BURNING MAN hit the ring and attacked The Galaxies Most Wanted - prompting an immediate disqualification!
>backstage< A stage hand delivers THUNDER s package in his locker room. The Apex Aethran opens the box and is shocked by what he sees.... He slowly pulls out Mayham's bloody nose ring and then a note that says YOU'RE CORDIALLY INVITED TO OUR HOG ROAST - VENGEANCE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD - BACON ON THE OTHER HAND IS GOOD WARM OR COLD Thunder rips the note to pieces, grips the nose right tigh and storms out of the room.
OPEN THE STAR GATE CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH THUNDER (C) defeated AVARICE 3
- The Apex Aethran took all his anger and frustration out on the God of Greed and beat him easily with The Tempest!!!
SGW INTERGALACTIC CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH CHAOS SUPREME 3 defeated SPLATTER 4 (C) /w/ Magnus
- Chaos got knocked senseless with Meet Arsenal and Magnus followed suite after jumping on the apron to distract the referee. Minister Of War and Mayhem Unleashed attacked Splatter during all the confusion and left him easy prey for the Bow Of Defeat!!! 'NEW' CHAMPION!!!
THUNDER stormed the ring and lit into the sick Gladiators like a windmill in a tornado... Chaos and Magnus retreated up the ramp as Splatter began to swing Arsenal like a wild man. A bruatlized Vengeance and Mayhem barely escaped the ring with their lives, as Thunder and Splatter slung obscenities at the Future Shock foursome...