GFP GRAPPLING & FIGHTING PROMOTIONS

[Crimson Cross]

2/16 The House of Fun House - Central Space, Terra-3

You tune into *IFC HOUSE OF FUN which opens with a neon 80's like montage opening of all 6 fighters living in the House of Fun House, then we see Damien Thorne playing with the electronic game called MERLIN and then Fuller Nelson appears and he tells Thorne that they are ready for todays contest. Thorne pops up from the bean bag chair and he laughs a bit and then walks out to the living room where he announces that the contest today is REBOUND, Cajun Karn who is gnawing on some corn chips looks puzzled...

Mike Steel chimes in from the kitchen table where he is looking at a "GRAPPLING GRANNIES HOW TO BAKE COOKIES BOOK FOR NIMRODS" and askes Damien about when will the real competition begin and Thorne said very soon, then we see Dusty Plummer and Sweet Dream finising up playing PONG and then our REBOUND - THE GAME contest is about to begin, but Thorne explains the game first where players must get their red or blue pucks in the scoring area and the player that reaches 500 first wins...

REBOUND - THE GAME
1ST ROUND -
MIKE STEEL over Cajun Karn

In what might be a shocker, Mike Steel wins the 1ST ROUND in what was a decent game of REBOUND with Cajun Karn who after the loss shrugs it off and goes back to eating more corn chips, while Mike Steel now faces Fuller Nelson in the next round and Damien Thorne is glued to the game...

REBOUND - THE GAME
2ND ROUND -
FULLER NELSON over Mike Steel

It was a hard fought battle that it can be in a game of REBOUND between Mike Steel and Fuller Nelson, but Steel loses out to Nelson in a close contest. Fuller Nelson who loses a bit of control raises his right hand to high five Steel, but Steel ignores the attempt and walks out of the room...

REBOUND - THE GAME
3RD ROUND
DUSTY PLUMMER over Fuller Nelson

The 3RD ROUND started off with Fuller Nelson and Dusty Plummer getting into each others face, then Thorne had to lighten the mood by farting and Sweet Dream chimes in and says "I like a man who farts", then in another decent contest we saw Dusty Plummer take it and Nelson loses the contest...

REBOUND - THE GAME
4TH ROUND
SWEET DREAM over Dusty Plummer

The 4TH ROUND pitted Dusty Plummer and Sweet Dream and it was Dream who takes the contest and she continues to rule the rankings, which does not make Fuller Nelson all too happy about it. Damien Thorne comments on how Sweet Dream is really turning up the heat on the guys in the house, but Fuller Nelson he states is not out of the race just yet. This broadcast concludes with all 6 fighters going off to do their own thing, then a closing show montage is shown and then a quick shot of Mike Steel back at reading the GRAPPLING GRANNIES book...

*IFC HOUSE OF FUN RANKINGS - SHOW 2/16
SWEET DREAM 3-0 9 PTS
FULLER NELSON 3-2 9 PTS
DUSTY PLUMMER 1-2 3 PTS
MIKE STEEL 1-2 3 PTS
CAJUN KARN 0-2 0 PTS

INTERGALACTIC GRAND CHAMPION: KAMALA
TERMINAL VELOCITY FIGHTING CHAMPION: THE MESSENGER
DUOS FIGHTING CHAMPIONS: LAX
(HURON-N-ESPIN)
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SPARKLE CHAMPION: MERCEDES EIGHTIES
P.O.W.CHAMPION: LAUREN LETHAL
DOUBLE DIAMOND CHAMPIONS: NASTY GIRLS
(BELLE KNUBBS-N-JESSIE SCABS)
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WORLD JUNIOR FIGHTING CHAMPION: OUTLAW
SCIENTIFIC CHAMPION: STU MASTERS
HERITAGE FIGHTING CHAMPION: MR.GRAPPLING II
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ALL EARTH CHAMPION: CYBORILLA
UNIFIED SECTORS CHAMPION: PAPA RASTA
US DUOS CHAMPIONS: DEMOLITION DERBY
(DANNY DEMO-N-SCOTT DERBY)
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NORTH FOREST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: KING KLONDIKE
INTERCONSTELLATION CHAMPION: GRIM
CSFC GRAND PRIX CHAMPION: MATT ACTION
MID ATLANTIS HERITAGE CHAMPION: MR.GRAPPLING II
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THE PRIZE CHAMPION: CHOMPER
RISING SON CHAMPION: MADDOG BAUGHMAN

[Crimson Cross]

"You turn on *IFC FIST FIGHT LIVE and the voice of Mathews Callis the host of the *IFC INTERGALACTIC FIGHT CLUB is heard saying Ladies & Gentlemen may I have your attention please, then heavy hitting music is heard and then the *IFC FIST FIGHT LIVE logo appears and this show is off and running..."

1172/16 The Cloud City Horizon Arena, Terra-3

"Fight fans we are closing in on the *IFC THE BATTLE ROYAL pay-per-view and it is the MOST REGAL event of the year, but up first on this broadcast we have Gordo Bumpkin and Ganzorig locking up in a SCIENTIFIC DIVISION FIGHT..."
- Mathews Callis

GORDO BUMPKIN over Ganzorig (Oriental Mist DQ)
*Ken Shooba - Official*

"That was one HECK! of a fight with both fighters surviving a DOUBLE KO!, which followed with Bumpkin getting to his feet first to go on the offensive. In the end it was Ganzorig who was disqualified for his use of the Mist on Gordo..."
- Amp Rollo

"That for sure was a HECK! of a fight Amp, now our next fight has Grim and H.T.Mahoney looking to earn their spot in THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT..."
- Mathews Callis

THE BATTLE ROYAL QUALIFIER
H.T.MAHONEY over Grim (GO 2 JAIL)
*Bull Hammer - Official*

"You might have dusted yourself off from me knocking you down Grim, but I sent you packing pal..."
- H.T.Mahoney

"I've gotta say that win by Hard Times Mahoney is huge in that he has a spot in THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT, but Grim is the current INTERCONSTELLATION CHAMPION and Mahoney is in the DEEP SOUTH sector and I'm sure he'll want a shot at the IC TITLE..."
- Mathews Callis

"Mathews, I am sure you're right about a title shot by Mahoney and now onto our final fight of the night..."
- Amp Rollo

THE BATTLE ROYAL QUALIFIER
MYRON REED over Teddy Muto (Slingshot Legdrop)
*Ken Shooba - Official*

"Teddy Muto did survive being defeated early on in our final fight, but Myron Reed has been on a roll of late and he earns himself a spot in THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT..."
- Amp Rollo

"Amp, I've been working hard to rise up in the *IFC and the WORLD JUNIOR FIGHTING DIVISION, so now is the time to strike and keep on winning..."
- Myron Reed

"Fight fans that is all for now and soon you'll be watching the *IFC THE BATTLE ROYAL pay-per-view and we will see you next time with more great action..."
- Mathews Callis

*IFC WORLD JUNIOR FIGHTING DIVISION RANKINGS - *IFC FIST FIGHT LIVE 1172/16
WORLD JUNIOR FIGHTING CHAMPION: OUTLAW 1-0
1.CRISTOFORO 4-1
2.INSANE O'MAC 3-1
3.AIR WOLF 3-1
4.ULTRA SANDA 3-2
5.MYRON REED 3-2
6.EL HALCÒN 3-3
7.CINQ 2-0
8.TEDDY MUTO 2-1
9.EL JAGUAR AZUL 2-1
10.LAVENDER REIGN 2-2
11.JAMES JEFFRIES 2-3
12.PAYPER KUTT 2-3
13.SERIAL THRILLER 1-1
14.LITTLE RIKI 1-1
15.GOLD USHER 1-2
16.BADD MANN 1-2
17.MONARCH KING 1-3
18.FREDDIE MERCURIO 1-4
19.GOLDEN STAR 0-1
20.BILLY BANGZ 0-4

INTERGALACTIC GRAND CHAMPION: KAMALA
TERMINAL VELOCITY FIGHTING CHAMPION: THE MESSENGER
DUOS FIGHTING CHAMPIONS: LAX
(HURON-N-ESPIN)
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SPARKLE CHAMPION: MERCEDES EIGHTIES
P.O.W.CHAMPION: LAUREN LETHAL
DOUBLE DIAMOND CHAMPIONS: NASTY GIRLS
(BELLE KNUBBS-N-JESSIE SCABS)
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WORLD JUNIOR FIGHTING CHAMPION: OUTLAW
SCIENTIFIC CHAMPION: STU MASTERS
HERITAGE FIGHTING CHAMPION: MR.GRAPPLING II
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ALL EARTH CHAMPION: CYBORILLA
UNIFIED SECTORS CHAMPION: PAPA RASTA
US DUOS CHAMPIONS: DEMOLITION DERBY
(DANNY DEMO-N-SCOTT DERBY)
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NORTH FOREST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: KING KLONDIKE
INTERCONSTELLATION CHAMPION: GRIM
CSFC GRAND PRIX CHAMPION: MATT ACTION
MID ATLANTIS HERITAGE CHAMPION: MR.GRAPPLING II
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THE PRIZE CHAMPION: CHOMPER
RISING SON CHAMPION: MADDOG BAUGHMAN

[Crimson Cross]

3/16 The House of Fun House - Central Space, Terra-3

The opening montage to *IFC HOUSE OF FUN starts off this broadcast and we now see Damien Thorne in a unicorn innertube in the above ground pool at the House of Fun House, then he jumps out of the pool and he heads to the front of the house where Cajun Karn is bouncing a basketball. Thorne laughs and tells Karn that he read his mind, Karn looked puzzled and then Mike Steel who is eating some of his homemade cookies from the "GRAPPLING GRANNIES HOW TO BAKE COOKIES BOOK FOR NIMRODS" askes what is todays contest...

Damien replies we are going to play HORSE - THE BASKETBALL GAME and Fuller Nelson grabs the ball from Cajun Karn and talks about how he played basketball for his High School and how great he was, that is when Sweet Dream laughs and grabs the ball from Nelson and that is when our contest is about to begin. Thorne announces that Fuller Nelson will face Dusty Plummer first and those two once again start to shove one another, then the contest begins...

HORSE - THE BASKETBALL GAME
1ST ROUND -
FULLER NELSON over Dusty Plummer

Dusty Plummer hit the first letter "H", but then he was smoked by Fuller Nelson who really lit up the board with his basketball skills and then Mike Steel is up next and he tells Sweet Dream not to eat all his cookies while he is playing HORSE versus Nelson...

HORSE - THE BASKETBALL GAME
2ND ROUND -
FULLER NELSON over Mike Steel

Mike Steel was distracted by watching Sweet Dream more than playing the game and in the end Fuller Nelson wins it, Nelson actually cracks a smile and he gloats a bit about how his skills are still with him. Damien Thorne who is eating some cookies watches on, then we see Mike Steel grab what cookies are left and heads into the house...

HORSE - THE BASKETBALL GAME
3RD ROUND -
FULLER NELSON over Sweet Dream

Sweet Dream brings the fight to the HORSE - THE BASKETBALL GAME and she gives Fuller Nelson a run for his money, but Nelson ends up taking a third straight game of HORSE versus his housemates. You could tell that Fuller Nelson really knows how to toss the basketball, then we see a car drive by and driving that car is Infinitus who honks the horn and then the card with Infinitus vanishes from sight in a glow of bright light...

HORSE - THE BASKETBALL GAME
4TH ROUND -
FULLER NELSON over Cajun Karn

The final contest saw Fuller Nelson sweep his housemates and he adds 4 wins to his 3 wins and Nelson is now 7-n-2 in the House of Gun Games, that sweep has Fuller Nelson celebrating like he won a championship or a super bowl and that is when Dusty Plummer tells Nelson to settle down and that when the fights begin, they will see who will win the true competition. This broadcast concludes with Fuller Nelson calling Plummer a soar loser and then Damien Thorne announces that the final non-fighting contest is coming up next time and then we see a montage of all 6 housemates doing their own thing in the House of Fun House...

*IFC HOUSE OF FUN RANKINGS - SHOW 3/16
FULLER NELSON 7-2 21 PTS
SWEET DREAM 3-1 9 PTS
DUSTY PLUMMER 1-3 3 PTS
MIKE STEEL 1-3 3 PTS
CAJUN KARN 0-3 0 PTS

INTERGALACTIC GRAND CHAMPION: KAMALA
TERMINAL VELOCITY FIGHTING CHAMPION: THE MESSENGER
DUOS FIGHTING CHAMPIONS: LAX
(HURON-N-ESPIN)
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SPARKLE CHAMPION: MERCEDES EIGHTIES
P.O.W.CHAMPION: LAUREN LETHAL
DOUBLE DIAMOND CHAMPIONS: NASTY GIRLS
(BELLE KNUBBS-N-JESSIE SCABS)
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WORLD JUNIOR FIGHTING CHAMPION: OUTLAW
SCIENTIFIC CHAMPION: STU MASTERS
HERITAGE FIGHTING CHAMPION: MR.GRAPPLING II
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ALL EARTH CHAMPION: CYBORILLA
UNIFIED SECTORS CHAMPION: PAPA RASTA
US DUOS CHAMPIONS: DEMOLITION DERBY
(DANNY DEMO-N-SCOTT DERBY)
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NORTH FOREST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: KING KLONDIKE
INTERCONSTELLATION CHAMPION: GRIM
CSFC GRAND PRIX CHAMPION: MATT ACTION
MID ATLANTIS HERITAGE CHAMPION: MR.GRAPPLING II
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THE PRIZE CHAMPION: CHOMPER
RISING SON CHAMPION: MADDOG BAUGHMAN

[Crimson Cross]

"You turn on *IFC SHOCK and the voice of Mathews Callis the host of the *IFC INTERGALACTIC FIGHT CLUB is heard saying Ladies & Gentlemen may I have your attention please, then heavy hitting music is heard and then the *IFC SHOCK logo appears and this show is off and running..."

1173/16 The Cloud City Horizon Arena, Terra-3

Mathews Callis opens this Holovision broadcast talking about how there are only two more shows after this broadcast till the *IFC THE BATTLE ROYAL pay-per-view, then we see Zicky Dice strut out to the ring and that is when Matt Action, Mr.Excellent and Rampage GANG ATTACK! Dice and they lay him out in a beatdown that injured Dice. It was a stunner by the AWA "All World Athletes", but it was The Konishoner that stuns Matt Action by suspending him for 5 shows plus Action will not fight tonight...

TERMINAL VELOCITY FIGHTING CONTENDERS FIGHT
ZICKY DICE over Mr.Excellent (GANG ATTACK!)
*Bull Hammer - Official*

Matt Action was not all that happy about being suspended, but the AWA trio regrouped and told Hype MacLeod that they will still rule the *IFC and most of the crowd lay in the jeers. Up next we have Road Rage versus Soldier Ant in our first of two QUALIFIERS for THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT and that fight is off and running...

THE BATTLE ROYAL QUALIFIER
SOLDIER ANT over Road Rage (STRIKE FORCE)
*Ken Shooba - Official*

Road Rage had a decent offensive showing, but Soldier Ant is your winner and he earns his spot in THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT, then we all thought that War Hawk would get the last spot in THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT, but The Konishoner introduces at the last minute the debut of Du5tin "a 5 Star Fighter" will replace Matt Action in our final QUALIFIER and Du5tin comes out looking like a star and he gets a mix reaction from the crowd...

THE BATTLE ROYAL QUALIFIER
WAR HAWK over Du5tin (WAR DANCE)
*Gary Shoetrimm - Official*

War Hawk was not fooling around on this night and he earned his spot in THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT by beating the debuting Du5tin, who was not all too happy about losing and he grabs a microphone and complains that The Konishoner made a mistake by rushing him into the *IFC and that he should be given a spot in THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT and that draws loud jeers from many of the fans and this broadcast concludes with Hype MacLeod signing off with highlights being shown...

INTERGALACTIC GRAND CHAMPION: KAMALA
TERMINAL VELOCITY FIGHTING CHAMPION: THE MESSENGER
DUOS FIGHTING CHAMPIONS: LAX
(HURON-N-ESPIN)
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SPARKLE CHAMPION: MERCEDES EIGHTIES
P.O.W.CHAMPION: LAUREN LETHAL
DOUBLE DIAMOND CHAMPIONS: NASTY GIRLS
(BELLE KNUBBS-N-JESSIE SCABS)
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WORLD JUNIOR FIGHTING CHAMPION: OUTLAW
SCIENTIFIC CHAMPION: STU MASTERS
HERITAGE FIGHTING CHAMPION: MR.GRAPPLING II
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ALL EARTH CHAMPION: CYBORILLA
UNIFIED SECTORS CHAMPION: PAPA RASTA
US DUOS CHAMPIONS: DEMOLITION DERBY
(DANNY DEMO-N-SCOTT DERBY)
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NORTH FOREST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: KING KLONDIKE
INTERCONSTELLATION CHAMPION: GRIM
CSFC GRAND PRIX CHAMPION: MATT ACTION
MID ATLANTIS HERITAGE CHAMPION: MR.GRAPPLING II
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THE PRIZE CHAMPION: CHOMPER
RISING SON CHAMPION: MADDOG BAUGHMAN

[Crimson Cross]

"You turn on *IFC GLITTER and the voice of Mathews Callis the host of the *IFC INTERGALACTIC FIGHT CLUB is heard saying Ladies & Gentlemen may I have your attention please, then heavy hitting music is heard and then the *IFC GLITTER logo appears and this show is off and running..."

1174/16 The Cloud City Horizon Arena, Terra-3

"We only have one more show after tonights *IFC GLITTER before the MOST REGAL event of the year, THE BATTLE ROYAL takes place and we have two more QUALIFIERS here tonight..."
- Mathews Callis

"First up Mathews we have another KICTHEN CHALLENGE by Grappling Grannies..."
- Sara Albright

KITCHEN CHALLENGE / FIGHT 3
WYLDE LEATHER (SHEENA WYLDE-N-LADY LEATHERFACE) over Grappling Grannies (Ruth-n-Ruby)
(LADY LEATHERFACE over Ruby/LET'ER RIP)
*Jade Star - Official*

"Ruth had to survive a Fast Forward to stay in the fight, but in the end it was a duos finisher finish that won the fight for Wylde Leather..."
- Sara Albright

"I know that everyone hates us now for beating Ruth-n-Ruby, but they couldn't handle my ANARCHY SPIKE and Ladies LET'ER RIP..."
- Sheena Wylde

"Purple, Green, Yellow and Red you will not handle us and we will smoke you like a heater..."
- Folly

"Wow! I can't wait to see Wylde Leather versus Fun-n-Games..."
- David Rocket

THE BATTLE ROYAL QUALIFIER
KRISTY BLISS over Maleve (Diva Kick)
*Jen Orson - Official*

"Holy cow, both ladies survive a Double Fast Forward to Bliss needing to survive another FF to stay in the fight and then Bliss wins it in the end..."
- Sara Albright

"You can count on one thing and that is Bliss is Blissful and THE BATTLE ROYAL will be mine..."
- Kristy Bliss

THE BATTLE ROYAL QUALIFIER
OMG over Serenity (Fast Forward)
*Melissa Cord - Official*

"It was a big night for the Fast Forward and One Mean Girl earns her spot in THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT with her own Fast Forward Knockout, what a night fight fans..."
- Sara Albright

"HEY RED! Yeah I'm talk'n to you Albright, I'm gonna win my second THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT and then win that SPARKLE CHAMPIONSHIP..."
- OMG

"Okay, fight fans that is it for now and we will see you at the *IFC THE BATTLE ROYAL pay-per-view..."
- Sara Albight

INTERGALACTIC GRAND CHAMPION: KAMALA
TERMINAL VELOCITY FIGHTING CHAMPION: THE MESSENGER
DUOS FIGHTING CHAMPIONS: LAX
(HURON-N-ESPIN)
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SPARKLE CHAMPION: MERCEDES EIGHTIES
P.O.W.CHAMPION: LAUREN LETHAL
DOUBLE DIAMOND CHAMPIONS: NASTY GIRLS
(BELLE KNUBBS-N-JESSIE SCABS)
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WORLD JUNIOR FIGHTING CHAMPION: OUTLAW
SCIENTIFIC CHAMPION: STU MASTERS
HERITAGE FIGHTING CHAMPION: MR.GRAPPLING II
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ALL EARTH CHAMPION: CYBORILLA
UNIFIED SECTORS CHAMPION: PAPA RASTA
US DUOS CHAMPIONS: DEMOLITION DERBY
(DANNY DEMO-N-SCOTT DERBY)
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NORTH FOREST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: KING KLONDIKE
INTERCONSTELLATION CHAMPION: GRIM
CSFC GRAND PRIX CHAMPION: MATT ACTION
MID ATLANTIS HERITAGE CHAMPION: MR.GRAPPLING II
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THE PRIZE CHAMPION: CHOMPER
RISING SON CHAMPION: MADDOG BAUGHMAN

[Crimson Cross]

"You turn on *IFC FIST FIGHT LIVE and the voice of Mathews Callis the host of the *IFC INTERGALACTIC FIGHT CLUB is heard saying Ladies & Gentlemen may I have your attention please, then heavy hitting music is heard and then the *IFC FIST FIGHT LIVE logo appears and this show is off and running..."

1175/16 The Cloud City Horizon Arena, Terra-3

The Holovision broadcast of *IFC FIST FIGHT LIVE is off and running with Mathews Callis talking about how the *IFC THE BATTLE ROYAL pay-per-view the "MOST REGAL" event of the year is next after this broadcast, then we go to Amp Rollo for the call of the action where it is Sami Slaughter surviving a Fast Forward by Nessa Blackheart in our opening fight...

SAMI SLAUGHTER over Nessa Blackheart (LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER)
*Ken Shooba - Official*

We witnessed a hard fought fight between those two rivals and it could've went to either fighter, but Slaughter takes the victory with his finisher. Joining Slaughter after his win are Tommy Hawk and Rabbid the X (Xtreme) Ray Eyes Movement proclaim that they will rule the *IFC, plus Slaughter warns Wolf Hanworth that he will lose to him at the pay-per-view...

THE BATTLE ROYAL QUALIFIER
BROTHER HOOD over Mother (GHETTO BUSTER)
*Bull Hammer - Official*

THE BATTLE ROYAL QUALIFIER
INSANE O'MAC over Cristoforo (SECTOR2SECTOR)
*Ken Shooba - Official*

The final two QUALIFIERS for THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT ended up with Brother Hood of the HERITAGE FIGHTING DIVISION and Insane O'Mac of the WORLD JUNIOR FIGHTING DIVISION taking those last two spots as reported by Amp Rollo. This Holovision broadcast of *IFC FIST FIGHT LIVE concludes with Mathews Callis signing off while highlights from tonights action being shown...

*IFC WORLD JUNIOR FIGHTING DIVISION RANKINGS - *IFC FIST FIGHT LIVE 1175/16
WORLD JUNIOR FIGHTING CHAMPION: OUTLAW 1-0
1.INSANE O'MAC 4-1
2.CRISTOFORO 4-2
3.AIR WOLF 3-1
4.ULTRA SANDA 3-2
5.MYRON REED 3-2
6.EL HALCÒN 3-3
7.CINQ 2-0
8.TEDDY MUTO 2-1
9.EL JAGUAR AZUL 2-1
10.LAVENDER REIGN 2-2
11.JAMES JEFFRIES 2-3
12.PAYPER KUTT 2-3
13.SERIAL THRILLER 1-1
14.LITTLE RIKI 1-1
15.GOLD USHER 1-2
16.BADD MANN 1-2
17.MONARCH KING 1-3
18.FREDDIE MERCURIO 1-4
19.GOLDEN STAR 0-1
20.BILLY BANGZ 0-4

INTERGALACTIC GRAND CHAMPION: KAMALA
TERMINAL VELOCITY FIGHTING CHAMPION: THE MESSENGER
DUOS FIGHTING CHAMPIONS: LAX
(HURON-N-ESPIN)
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SPARKLE CHAMPION: MERCEDES EIGHTIES
P.O.W.CHAMPION: LAUREN LETHAL
DOUBLE DIAMOND CHAMPIONS: NASTY GIRLS
(BELLE KNUBBS-N-JESSIE SCABS)
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WORLD JUNIOR FIGHTING CHAMPION: OUTLAW
SCIENTIFIC CHAMPION: STU MASTERS
HERITAGE FIGHTING CHAMPION: MR.GRAPPLING II
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ALL EARTH CHAMPION: CYBORILLA
UNIFIED SECTORS CHAMPION: PAPA RASTA
US DUOS CHAMPIONS: DEMOLITION DERBY
(DANNY DEMO-N-SCOTT DERBY)
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NORTH FOREST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: KING KLONDIKE
INTERCONSTELLATION CHAMPION: GRIM
CSFC GRAND PRIX CHAMPION: MATT ACTION
MID ATLANTIS HERITAGE CHAMPION: MR.GRAPPLING II
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THE PRIZE CHAMPION: CHOMPER
RISING SON CHAMPION: MADDOG BAUGHMAN

[Crimson Cross]

EDITION 2/16

It is the end of a quarter and the 1st quarter for the *IFC INTERGALACTIC FIGHT CLUB ends with its *IFC THE BATTLE ROYAL pay-per-view, which is the "MOST REGAL" event of the year. You will see 3 THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHTS for the 3 brands in the *IFC, plus several other fights are lined-up and so here is the line-up...

*IFC THE BATTLE ROYAL 1176/16 (*IFC SHOCK)

TERMINAL VELOCITY FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP FIGHT
Zicky Dice vs. The Messenger (*)

THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT
Participants -
Ulysses Dark
Boston Terror
Ragnarock
Harley Davis
Hubris
Cosmos King
Stanley Strong
Honest Abe
Soldier Ant
War Hawk

Zicky Dice goes into his title shot injured and he was injured by the AWA "All World Athletes" trio and that injury most likely will effect Dice from winning the TERMINAL VELOCITY FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP. The Messenger told the media that no matter if Dice is injured or not, he is leaving the pay-per-view as the champion and then you have 10 fighters looking to win THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT and earn their ticket to BOX OFFICE BLOWOUT to face Kamala the current INTERGALACTIC GRAND CHAMPION. Out of the 15 years leading up to this years THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT, only 6 fighters went onto win the IGC at BOX OFFICE BLOWOUT and Soldier Ant was one of them, plus he won THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT twice and he is now looking for another win and possibly another IGC win...

*IFC THE BATTLE ROYAL 1176/16 (*IFC GLITTER)

P.O.W.CHAMPIONSHIP FIGHT
Hexx vs. Lauren Lethal (*)

THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT
Participants -
Chika Boom (POW)
Asa Spade (POW)
Rainbow Stryke (POW)
Dawn (POW)
Kristy Bliss (POW)
Gamesmaster (SPARKLE)
Amanda (SPARKLE)
Mellona (SPARKLE)
Irish Wylde (SPARKLE)
OMG (SPARKLE)

Coming from the *IFC GLITTER brand we have Hexx facing Lauren Lethal for the PRINCESS OPEN WEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP and Lethal is looking for a successful defense, while Hexx proclaims that the P.O.W.CHAMPIONSHIP'S fate is in the green and she will be the holder of the title. 9 other fighters are looking to win THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT from both DIVISIONS, but it is OMG (One Mean Girl) who is a former winner of THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT and she also went onto win the SPARKLE CHAMPIONSHIP via winning the TBRF. OMG told me Scoop Muldoon that no other lady in THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT has a chance and that she (OMG) will smear them all over the place to win it all...

*IFC THE BATTLE ROYAL 1176/16 (*IFC FIST FIGHT LIVE)

SCIENTIFIC CONTENDERS FIGHT
Sami Slaughter vs. Wolf Hanworth

BEST OF 3 SERIES / FIGHT 3
UK Bruiser vs. TKO

THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT
Participants -
Shane Stud (HERITAGE)
Rabbi Starr (HERITAGE)
Skurge (HERITAGE)
H.T.Mahoney (HERITAGE)
Brother Hood (HERITAGE)
James Jeffries (WORLD JUNIOR)
Cinq (WORLD JUNIOR)
Ultra Sanda (WORLD JUNIOR)
Myron Reed (WORLD JUNIOR)
Insane O'Mac (WORLD JUNIOR)

The leader of the X (Xtreme) Ray Eyes Movement in Sami Slaughter comes off a heated fight with Nessa Blackheart and he faces Wolf Hanworth to see who'll get the next shot at the SCIENTIFIC CHAMPIONSHIP and Stu Masters the current holder of that title. All three men have a past and so the heat is on in the SCIENTIFIC DIVISION, then we have the finish to their 2nd BEST OF SERIES pitting the UK Bruiser versus TKO with the current SERIES tied up. Those two really dislike each other and I'm sure that this SERIES will not end their feud, then the *IFC FIST FIGHT LIVE brands THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT has one returning winner and that is James Jeffries and Jeffries looks to win it all like last year. So that is your rundown of the 16th THE BATTLE ROYAL pay-per-view, it looks like another great one and so tune in fight fans for another action packed event from the *IFC INTERGALACTIC FIGHT CLUB...

INTERGALACTIC GRAND CHAMPION: KAMALA
TERMINAL VELOCITY FIGHTING CHAMPION: THE MESSENGER
DUOS FIGHTING CHAMPIONS: LAX
(HURON-N-ESPIN)
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SPARKLE CHAMPION: MERCEDES EIGHTIES
P.O.W.CHAMPION: LAUREN LETHAL
DOUBLE DIAMOND CHAMPIONS: NASTY GIRLS
(BELLE KNUBBS-N-JESSIE SCABS)
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WORLD JUNIOR FIGHTING CHAMPION: OUTLAW
SCIENTIFIC CHAMPION: STU MASTERS
HERITAGE FIGHTING CHAMPION: MR.GRAPPLING II
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ALL EARTH CHAMPION: CYBORILLA
UNIFIED SECTORS CHAMPION: PAPA RASTA
US DUOS CHAMPIONS: DEMOLITION DERBY
(DANNY DEMO-N-SCOTT DERBY)
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NORTH FOREST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: KING KLONDIKE
INTERCONSTELLATION CHAMPION: GRIM
CSFC GRAND PRIX CHAMPION: MATT ACTION
MID ATLANTIS HERITAGE CHAMPION: MR.GRAPPLING II
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THE PRIZE CHAMPION: CHOMPER
RISING SON CHAMPION: MADDOG BAUGHMAN

[Crimson Cross]

"You turn on *IFC THE BATTLE ROYAL and the voice of Mathews Callis the host of the *IFC INTERGALACTIC FIGHT CLUB is heard saying Ladies & Gentlemen may I have your attention please, then heavy hitting music is heard and then the *IFC THE BATTLE ROYAL logo appears and this show is off and running..."

"the MOST REGAL Event of the Year"

1176/16 The Kings Ring - Cloud City Horizon, Terra-3

Mathews Callis welcomes one and all to the *IFC THE BATTLE ROYAL pay-per-view and he talks about how great the action will be tonight, then before we goto our first fight of the night, the lights flicker on and off. Amp Rollo who is on the call of the action for the opening fight wonders what the flickering was all about, then we have Sami Slaughter walk out then followed by Wolf Hanworth...

SCIENTIFIC CONTENDERS FIGHT
SAMI SLAUGHTER over Wolf Hanworth (LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER)
*Gary Shoetrimm - Official*

Wolf Hanworth was schooled by Sami Slaughter in our opening fight and after his victory, Slaughter talks about his win being the first step for the X (Xtreme) Ray Eyes Movement in taking over the *IFC. Up next in our first of two TITLE FIGHTS we have the injured Zicky Dice versus The Messenger for the TERMINAL VELOCITY FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP and Hype MacLeod is on the call of the action...

TERMINAL VELOCITY FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP FIGHT
THE MESSENGER (*) over Zicky Dice {inj} (LAST RITES)
*Bull Hammer - Official*

TIME OF FIGHT: 26.50 SECONDS

The injury to Dice hurt him in that title fight and The Messenger crushes him for a successful title defense, then we see the lights again flicker on and off. Sara Albright is now at the commentation station for the call of our next TITLE FIGHT which pits Hexx versus Lauren Lethal for the PRINCESS OPEN WEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP...

P.O.W.CHAMPIONSHIP FIGHT
HEXX over Lauren Lethal (*) (GUIDING LIGHT)
*Jade Star - Official*

Lauren Lethal has been a top notch P.O.W.CHAMPION, but on this night the former SPARKLE CHAMPION is Hexx was the better fighter and Hexx wins the fight and the PRINCESS OPEN WEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP. After her victory, Hexx joins Sara Albright at the commentation station and she speaks...

"The green hexxomarc has guided me to another title and all will be consumed in that light..."
- Hexx

BEST OF 3 SERIES / FIGHT 3
TKO over UK Bruiser (Wombat Dive)
*Gary Shoetrimm - Official*

TKO was the better fighter on the night and he takes this 2nd BEST OF SERIES from the UK Bruiser, this time without The Konishoner reversing the decision as reported by Mathews Callis. TKO after the victory talks about how he plans to get the HERITAGE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP BACK and then the lights again flicker on and off in the Kings Ring...

THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT (*IFC FIST FIGHT LIVE)
*Gary Shoetrimm - Official*

MYRON REED (NO CAP SPLASH)
eliminated -
James Jeffries, Rabbi Starr, Skurge, Ultra Sanda, Brother Hood; Shane Stud

CINQ (BRISEUR DE JAMBE)
eliminated -
Myron Reed, H.T.Mahoney; Insane O'Mac

WINNER - CINQ

Our first of three THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHTS was all about two men who eliminated the others and Myron Reed took out 6 fighters and the winner Cinq took out 3 fighters in that fight. After securing his victory and a shot at the WORLD JUNIOR FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP at BOX OFFICE BLOWOUT, Cinq speaks...

"Je suis le meilleur des meilleurs, maintenant pour gagner l'or..."
- Cinq

Translation: I am the best of the best, now to win the gold...

THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT (*IFC GLITTER)
*Melissa Cord - Official*

KRISTY BLISS (TOTAL BLISS)
eliminated -
Irish Wylde

CHIKA BOOM (TOP OF THE PYRAMID)
eliminated -
Kristy Bliss, Dawn, Asa Spade

GAMESMASTER (THE HIGHLIGHT)
eliminated -
OMG; Mellona

RAINBOW STRYKE (ULTRA VIOLET)
eliminated -
Amanda

GAMESMASTER (THE HIGHTLIGHT)
eliminated -
Rainbow Stryke; Chika Boom

WINNER - GAMESMASTER

The ladies side saw 4 fighters eliminate the others and in the end it was a former SPARKLE CHAMPION is the Gamesmaster who takes the victory and earns the shot at the SPARKLE CHAMPIONSHIP at this years BOX OFFICE BLOWOUT, which garners a response from Gamesmaster...

"One victory down, now to focus on the next few and what I mean by that is you'll have to wait and see folks..."
- Gamesmaster

THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT (*IFC SHOCK)
*Bull Hammer - Official*

STANLEY STRONG (BACKBREAKER)
eliminated -
Ulysses Dark, Cosmos King; Hubris

HARLEY DAVIS (HARLEY HEADBUTT)
eliminated -
Honest Abe, Soldier Ant; War Hawk

STANLEY STRONG (BACKBREAKER)
eliminated -
Ragnarock

HARLEY DAVIS (HARLEY HEADBUTT)
eliminated -
Stanley Strong; Boston Terror

WINNER - HARLEY DAVIS

Prior to our final THE BATTLE ROYAL FIGHT of the night, the lights flicker on and off before the fight and Hype MacLeod ponders on what is going on. That fight only saw Stanley Strong and Harley Davis eliminate the others and in the end Harley Davis takes the victory and his shot at the INTERGALACTIC GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP at the BOX OFFICE BLOWOUT pay-per-view, then we were going to hear from Davis, but Hubris walks out and speaks...

"Hubris was robbed, you all know that Hubris is the *IFC and the *IFC is Hubris..."
- Hubris

Once Hubris was done speaking, the lights went out and then standing in the ring with Hubris is a masked skull man named Caballero de la Muerte and a bonus fight was on between Hubris and the newcomer in Caballero de la Muerte, which was over with a Fast Forward by Hubris and even The Konishoner who walked out made Bull Hammers decision final...

HUBRIS over Caballero de la Muerte (Fast Forward)
*Bull Hammer - Official*

After his fast loss, Caballero de la Muerte had one thing to say to Hubris to close out this Holovision broadcast of the *IFC THE BATTLE ROYAL pay-per-view...

"We are not done..."
- Caballero de la Muerte

INTERGALACTIC GRAND CHAMPION: KAMALA
TERMINAL VELOCITY FIGHTING CHAMPION: THE MESSENGER
DUOS FIGHTING CHAMPIONS: LAX
(HURON-N-ESPIN)
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SPARKLE CHAMPION: MERCEDES EIGHTIES
P.O.W.CHAMPION: HEXX
DOUBLE DIAMOND CHAMPIONS: NASTY GIRLS
(BELLE KNUBBS-N-JESSIE SCABS)
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WORLD JUNIOR FIGHTING CHAMPION: OUTLAW
SCIENTIFIC CHAMPION: STU MASTERS
HERITAGE FIGHTING CHAMPION: MR.GRAPPLING II
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ALL EARTH CHAMPION: CYBORILLA
UNIFIED SECTORS CHAMPION: PAPA RASTA
US DUOS CHAMPIONS: DEMOLITION DERBY
(DANNY DEMO-N-SCOTT DERBY)
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NORTH FOREST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: KING KLONDIKE
INTERCONSTELLATION CHAMPION: GRIM
CSFC GRAND PRIX CHAMPION: MATT ACTION
MID ATLANTIS HERITAGE CHAMPION: MR.GRAPPLING II
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THE PRIZE CHAMPION: CHOMPER
RISING SON CHAMPION: MADDOG BAUGHMAN

[Crimson Cross]

CHAMPIONSHIP HISTORY
*UPDATE - 3/16

*IFC THE BIG BANG! ERA BEGINS

850/11 FIGHTING REDHEADS (NASTY GIRLS)
- DEF. THE FELINES (855/12)
- DEF. FLASH-N-BURN (870/12)
- DEF. PEACH BLOSSOMS (900/12)
- DEF. STARS OF VIOLET (917/12)
- DEF. WARRIORS WAY (940/12)
- DEF. GAME OF THORNS (954/13)
972/13 DAWNS VENOM
- DEF. PATRIOT PRIDE (986/13)
- DEF. FIST A CUFFS (1000/13)
1020/13 STARS OF VIOLET
1031/13 FIGHTING REDHEADS (2)

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FIGHTING REDHEADS: RATCHET-N-IRISH WYLDE
NASTY GIRLS: BELLE KNUBBS-N-JESSIE SCABS
THE FELINES: RAZORTOOTH-N-BAST
FLASH-N-BURN: ANGELICA FLASH-N-BURN
PEACH BLOSSOMS: PEACHES-N-BLOSSOM
STARS OF VIOLET: LADY DEATH STAR-N-VIOLET
WARRIORS WAY: TARIAN-N-BLACK SCORPION
GAME OF THORNS: DORNA WAYFARER-N-THORN
DAWNS VENOM: DAWN-N-EMMA VENOM
FIST A CUFFS: R.HONDA-N-HAVOC KILLBOURNE

*IFC THE BIG BANG! ERA

852/12 NASTY GIRLS (AWARDED)
880/12 BLOOD BANK
- DEF. NASTY GIRLS (897/120)
- DEF. DAMAGE INC. (908/12)
- DEF. ROLLER BOMBS (914/12)
- DEF. TRISUN GUARD (940/12)
- DQ LOSS NASTY GIRLS (951/13)
- DQ LOSS NASTY GIRLS (958/13)
- DEF. SIBLINGS (974/13)
- DEF. BUTTERFLY DANCE (1002/13)
- DEF. ELMN8 (1015/13)
- DEF. RAYVEN'S DOOM (1028/13)

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NASTY GIRLS: BELLE KNUBBS-N-JESSIE SCABS
BLOOD BANK: MARY BLUDD-N-NURSE FERATU
DAMAGE INC.: T'GA-N-DISGRACE
ROLLER BOMBS: BRIANNA ROLLER-N-BOMBSHELLY
TRISUN GUARD: LADY SUNBYRD-N-DIAMOND BAETTLE
SIBLINGS: CHLOE CAGE-N-PAIGE RAGE
BUTTERFLY DANCE: BUTTERFLY HALEY JEAN-N-MISTRESS OF DANCE
ELMN8: MOTHER RUSSIA-N-NUKELEAH
RAYVEN'S DOOM: RAYVEN-N-SABLE DOOM

•TITLE MERGER•
1040/13 BLOOD BANK (FIGHTING REDHEADS)
- DEF. SIBLINGS (1/14) CFFD
- DQ LOSS STARS OF VIOLET (1051/14)
- DEF. STARS OF VIOLET (1058/14)
- DEF. MONSTERS HUNT (1072/14)
- DEF. BUTTERFLY DANCE (1083/14)
- DEF. PEACH BLOSSOMS (1100/14)
- DEF. THE FELINES (1108/15)
- DQ LOSS RAYVEN'S DOOM (1132/15)
- DEF. RAYVEN'S DOOM (1137/15)
1060/15 NASTY GIRLS
- DEF. TRISUN GUARD (1171/16)

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BLOOD BANK: MARY BLUDD-N-NURSE FERATU
FIGHTING REDHEADS: RATCHET-N-IRISH WYLDE
SIBLINGS: CHLOE CAGE-N-PAIGE RAGE
STARS OF VIOLET: LADY DEATH STAR-N-VIOLET
MONSTERS HUNT: VAMPIRESS-N-FRANNY STEIN
BUTTERFLY DANCE: BUTTERFLY HALEY JEAN-N-MISTRESS OF DANCE
PEACH BLOSSOMS: PEACHES-N-BLOSSOM
THE FELINES: RAZORTOOTH-N-BAST
RAYVEN'S DOOM: RAYVEN-N-SABLE DOOM
NASTY GIRLS: BELLE KNUBBS-N-JESSIE SCABS
TRISUN GUARD: LADY SUNBYRD-N-DIAMOND BAETTLE

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CFFD = at the CHAMPIONSHIP FIGHTS FROM DRAGONEX special event

4/14 VINCITOR (SLEDGE HAMMERSTEIN) POP UP
- DEF. SLEDGE HAMMERSTEIN (6/14) POP UP TIME - 1:50.73 M
- DEF. LIONHEART (9/15) POP UP TIME - 1:15.16 M
46/15 THE MESSENGER •MEGA•
- DEF. ZICKY DICE (1176/16) TIME - 26.50 S

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POP UP = at the *IFC POP UP event
•MEGA• = at the *IFC MEGAVENT event
S = Seconds
M = Minutes

*IFC THE BIG BANG! ERA

867/12 MALEVE (SUKI)
- DEF. DAWN (900/12)
920/12 ASA SPADE
- DEF. SNOFIGHT (922/12)
- DEF. FOLLY (942/13)
961/13 LAUREN LETHAL
- DEF. SUKI (972/13)
988/13 HAVOC KILLBOURNE
- DEF. MIRACLE (990/13)
- DEF. SNOFIGHT (1004/13)
- DEF. EVIL MENDES (1009/13)
1031/13 HAYLEY SHADOWS
- DEF. ASA SPADE (1056/14)
- DEF. SUKI (1074/14)
- DEF. KRISTY BLISS (3/14) •BBO•
1108/15 LAUREN LETHAL (2)
- DEF. STACY THIBAULT (1121/15)
- DEF. SNOFIGHT (1132/15)
- DEF. CHIKA BOOM (1148/15)
1176/16 HEXX

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•BBO• BEACH BLAST OFF

10/1 BIEN VESTIDO (FIST FIGHT LIVE) W
10/1 PARTY PIRATE (SHOCK) L
52/2 DEATH STAR (FIST FIGHT LIVE) L
52/2 COMET (SHOCK) W
117/3 FIRE ANT (FIST FIGHT LIVE) L
117/3 YOKO-OHNO (SHOCK) L
197/4 SAINT NICK (FIST FIGHT LIVE) L
197/4 SOLDIER ANT (SHOCK) W
303/5 TICK TOCK (THUNDER) L INF
303/5 MOTHER RUSSIA (GLITTER) L
303/5 BULLISTIC (FIST FIGHT LIVE) L
303/5 SOLDIER ANT (SHOCK) (2) L
403/6 LAYNIE BRYANT (GLITTER) L
403/6 BIEN VESTIDO (FIST FIGHT LIVE) (2) L
403/6 SQUATCH (SHOCK) L
483/7 THUNDERKITTY (GLITTER) L
483/7 STRETCHRRRR (FIST FIGHT LIVE) L
483/7 BLACK JACK (SHOCK) L
580/8 BELLE KNUBBS (GLITTER) L
580/8 HARROW (FIST FIGHT LIVE) L
640/9 TOMMY HAWK (ICOF) L
640/9 LAUREN LETHAL (GLITTER) W
640/9 GREAT SCOTT (FIST FIGHT LIVE) L
720/10 BLOOD TIGER (ICOF) L
720/10 LAYNIE BRYANT (GLITTER) (2) W
720/10 DANTE GIORDANO (FIST FIGHT LIVE) L
780/11 PAYNE (ICOF) L
780/11 OMG (GLITTER) W
780/11 MYRON REED (FFL) L
780/11 BIG DADDY T (SHOCK) L

*IFC THE BIG BANG! ERA BEGINS

880/12 TORN (IGC 2) L
956/13 GRIM (FIST FIGHT LIVE) L
1056/14 LORD GAUNT (FIST FIGHT LIVE) L
1056/14 MERCEDES EIGHTIES (GLITTER) L
1056/14 THUNDER GOLD (SHOCK) L
1116/15 JAMES JEFFRIES (FIST FIGHT LIVE) L
1116/15 ADDY TUDE (GLITTER) L
1116/15 COSMOS KING (SHOCK) L
1176/16 CINQ (FFL/WR)
1176/16 GAMESMASTER (GLITTER/SPARKLE)
1176/16 HARLEY DAVIS (SHOCK/IGC)

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W = Won Title at BOX OFFICE BLOWOUT
L = Lost in Title Fight at BOX OFFICE BLOWOUT
L INF = Tick Tock lost the CROWN OF INFINITY at BOX OFFICE BLOWOUT
WR = WORLD JUNIOR FIGHTING DIVISION

[Crimson Cross]

YEAR 16 QUARTER 2