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Post by "Dr Death" Ric Anderson on Oct 8, 2020 18:13:45 GMT -5
Dr. Who is standing in the ring. “OHHHHKAYYYY!! That's it for him, then! That Godsend fella got all snippity with me and decided to try and vaporize this whole thing, including all the wrestlers, because he got bored. I think he forgot to ask the Daleks how well that thinking works out when I'm around. Long story short, Godsend is gone and the only way he comes back is in this ring. So, now I'm in charge. The titles and boring stuff like that won't change much. The name of our little entity is changing to suit my sense of style. Welcome to WIBBLY-WOBBLY WRESTLING. Gordon Solie didn't like the name much. In fact he complained so much about how silly it is that I sent him home. So, I needed an announcer who doesn't mind a little silly, but who's not afraid to call the serious action as well. I present to you.... LANCE RUSSELL!! After all the monsters and mayhem in Memphis this'll seem like a strict catholic school to him. I kept a lot of the old talent, but I've brought in some new faces as well. Now that all that's out of the way, let's get to the action!
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Post by "Dr Death" Ric Anderson on Oct 8, 2020 18:55:02 GMT -5
Wibbly-Wobbly Wrestling #1
Commissioner: Dr. Who
Commentary: Lance Russell & Marty McFly
Matter vs Ray Stevens
Stevens used every dirty trick in his bag of tricks and even a few no one seen before. Matter took everything Stevens had and kept fighting. He eventually hit Stevens with his finisher, Positive Charge twice but he couldn't get the pin. He finally hit the Cosmich Clampdown for the win.
Fatigue: Matter 1, Stevens 3
Buddy Rogers vs Chris Candido
Candido started antagonizing Rogers as soon as the match started. He imitated the Rogers' strut and started mocking “The Nature Boy.” Rogers got tired of it and used Candido's head to ring the bell. Candido won by DQ in 4:24
Boris Zhukov & Nikolai Volkoff vs Colt Caban & Austin Theory
Boris and Austin started the match and neither man tagged out before Zhukov beat Austin with the Diving Headbutt in 1:14
Pre-Match: We see Ares eating his pre match meal in the locker room. A plate of snails (not escagot, just snails) for protein and a glass of grapefruit juice.
Ares vs Death Masque
Ares started out strong (must have been energy from the snails) but Death Masque recovered pretty quickly and hit the meltdown in 4:32 for the win.
Fatigue: Ares 1
At the Time-Porter: Buddy Rogers is seen fiddling with the time-porter settings. The name on the display reveals he's changing the settings for Chris Candido's return home. We finally get a look at the settings. Buddy plans to send Candido to ANTARCTICA!!! “This'll teach that little punk to make fun of me.”
Eddie and Doug Gilbert vs The American Wolves
Eddie started the match and tagged out in under a minute. He never tagged back in. The Wolves were a well-oiled tag team machine and wore Doug down. Davey finally won with a brainbuster in 10:23.
Fatigue- Doug 3
Coven Black vs Antimatter
Black was aggressive from the start, landing a kick to antimatter's jaw and then an underhook DDT. Coven went for a second one that antimatter blocked by grabbing the ropes and throwing Black into the turnbuckle. The match went back and forth from there with Antimatter finally hitting the Negative Charge at 13:22 for the win.
Heidi Lovelace vs Jazz
Lovelace hit a senton and yakuza kicks to start the match but that just seemed to make Jazz mad. Jazz hit a sit-out powerslam and the Bitch Clamp to get the win in 2:29.
Bobo Brazil vs Bishop Hell
This was an epic match between two evenly matched, resilient athletes. Brazil won after 13:34 with 2 Coco Butts.
Fatigue: Bobo 3, Bishop 2
Terra Tag Team Title Match: The Road Warriors (Champions) vs Patch & Chaos
Patch and Chaos extended the match and put up a fight but in the end, a Roadies victory was never in doubt. It took the 7:29 to hit the Doomsday Device on Chaos.
Fatigue: Animal 4, Hawk 1, Chaos 1, Patch 1
Terra Women's Tag Team Match: Mildred Burke (Champion) vs Fabulous Moolah
Burke totally dominated Moolah and pinned her in 2:29 with the Alligator Clutch.
Fatigue: 0
Another Time & Another Place: A hologram appears above the ring showing Time-Space Women's champion Mother Superior totally dominating Fhanna.
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