CAC: Combat Alley Club

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CAC: Combat Alley Club
Episode #2 Preview

Austin Theory w/ Mia Yim vs Cheeseburger

Wolf vs Johnny Yuma

Paul London vs Bryan Danielson

Dave Crist vs Scorpio Sky

No DQ Match
Andrew Everett, Ethan Case, & Dalton Castle w/ the boys vs RVD & Men at Work


*Always expect the unexpected*

(Promoter’s Note: Wolf is from the COTG Live Event pack)

[Pariah]

Feb 28, 2021 1:17:26 GMT -5 reviler13 said:

CAC: Combat Alley Club
Episode #2 Preview

Austin Theory w/ Mia Yim vs Cheeseburger

Wolf vs Johnny Yuma

Paul London vs Bryan Danielson

Dave Crist vs Scorpio Sky

No DQ Match
Andrew Everett, Ethan Case, & Dalton Castle w/ the boys vs RVD & Men at Work


*Always expect the unexpected*

(Promoter’s Note: Wolf is from the COTG Live Event pack)

I don't usually make predictions, but I thought... What the hell?

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CAC: Combat Alley Club
from the dark alleys in America
Episode #2; Season #1

Commentary: Mark “the ox” Fox and Yung Allergy welcome the fans to the Club! Mark tells the fans that a huge main event will take place as Andrew Everett, Dalton Castle, & Ethan Case will face RVD & Men & Work in a no DQ match. Yung Allergy then cuts him off and says “Let’s get to the action!”


Cheeseburger defeated Austin Theory (w/ Mia Yim) by a DQ
Match Length: 1:56
Fatigue: Theory 2
-The quickness of Cheesburger caught Theory off guard. This led to Mia Yim hitting Cheeseburger with a SPINNING SEOUL KICK getting her man DQ’d.

Pretaped Promo: (Sami Callihan is flanked by Jake and Dave Crist)
SC: “So let me get this straight. Scorpio Sky was b!tching and moaning about how Tanahashi was not the legal man in the match, and that because of that, he gets a match against Dave! Well, be careful what you wish for Sky! Not only will you get Dave, but he is going to tear you apart, and show that all you are is an overhyped piece of trash! Dave will end you tonight, and the. we will finish off Green Ant and Tanahashi! THUMBS UP!”
KK: “THUMBS DOWN!”

Wolf defeated Johnny Yuma by a SAVAGE FACE CLAW
Match Length: 4:50
Fatigue: Yuma 1
-Johnny Yuma was outclassed by the Savage One, as Wolf made him tap out with little effort.

At the Ringside Entrance: (All of a sudden, Troy Knight is out with a mic)
TK: “Hello CAC! It is I, the Mighty Troyboy! After all my stings in the biggest and best independent feds in the world, I have arrived! Now to get to business. Wolf! You and I are never done. No matter how many wins your flea ridden a$$ gets, I will always be there to stand in your way of gold! So, Rover, I will see you next week, where I will hand you your a$$!” (Wolf is infuriated, and chases after Troy Knight into the back)

Paul London defeated Bryan Danielson by a SHOOTING STAR PRESS
Match Length: 3:05
Fatigue: Danielson 2
-A cheap shot at the bell, rocked Danielson and he never recovered. London capitalized and put him away in short order.

Scorpio Sky (w/ Green Ant) defeated Dave Crist (w/ Sami Callihan & Jake Crist) by an ACE CRUSHER
Match Length: 4:46
Fatigue: Sky 1; Dave 1
-The referee sent all ringside allies to the back for this match. Killer Kult was not happy, and Scorpio Sky was able to dominate Dave for the victory.

Ringside Area: 
After the bell, Sami Callihan and Jake Crist ran out, as did Green Ant and a huge melee took place. Ag the high point, Hiroshi Tanahashi took flight from off one of the balconies in the club, and leveled every one! This action brings out “Mr. Wonderful” Rock Riddle!
RR: “Alright, alright! I lobe a good fight just as the next person, but you guys will not fight for free! So, next week, the Crist brothers will take on Green Ant and Hiroshi Tanahashi, and Callihan you will take on Scorpio Sky! Now i suggest you all leave your separate ways before I start throwing out suspensions!”

No Disqualification Match
Andrew Everett, Ethan Case, & Dalton Castle (w/ the boys) defeated RVD & Men at Work by a 630 SENTON
Match Length: 9:26
Fatigue: Everett 2, Case 1; RVD 1, Zero 2, Storm 2
-This chaotic high flying match, gave the fans what they wanted, as Andrew Everett was able to crush Mister Zero for the win. 
-As Andrew Everett celebrates, he tries to gloat at RVD, but the Whole F*in Show tells him that “he is not on his level, as he is not R VD!” to close out the show.

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CAC: Combat Alley Club
Episode #3 Preview

Matthew Cross vs Brian Kendrick

Dave & Jake Crist vs Green Ant & Hiroshi Tanahashi

ACH vs John Kermon

Troy Knight vs Wolf

Sami Callihan vs Scorpio Sky


*Always expect the unexpected*

(Promoter’s Note: Troy Knight is the 2020 special edition Mighty Troyboy card from brocstercomics)

[Pariah]

Very excited that Matt Cross has arrived... Should be an exciting match between him and THE Brian Kendrick... Good times!

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Mar 5, 2021 13:51:08 GMT -5 Pariah said:

Very excited that Matt Cross has arrived... Should be an exciting match between him and THE Brian Kendrick... Good times!

Matt Cross is one of my favorite wrestlers, and because of that there is no way he would take long to show up in the CAC! I think the match between him and THE Brian Kendrick will be exciting for sure.

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CAC: Combat Alley Club
from the dark alleys in America
Episode #3; Season #1

Commentary: Mark “the ox” Fox and Yung Allergy welcome the fans to another exciting episode of Combat Alley Club! Mark tells the fans that the war between the Killer Kult and Green Ant, Scorpio Sky, & Hiroshi Tanahashi continues tonight, as well as the owner, “Mr. Wonderful” Rock Riddle has an important announcement to make tonight! Yung Allergy says “enough talk, let’s get to the ring!”

Matthew Cross defeated Brian Kendrick by a BOW AND ARROW
Match Length: 8:15
Fatigue: Cross 1; Kendrick 2
-A standing backward somersault set up Cross to pit away Kendrick with the BOW AND ARROW. 

Backstage: (Melissa Santos is with Troy Knight)
MS: “Troy Knight, you have been all over the world competing in the best promotions far and wide. Why are you here in CAC?”
TK: “Well, sweet Melissa, it is true that I have competed all over the world and for various promotions. But, I am here in the CAC to prove that I am simple the best! Of course, it also means that I will make sure that mangy mutt, Wolf, is shown for the phony he actually is! But never the less, CAC will be the playground for The Mighty TroyBoy!”

Dave & Jake Crist defeated Green Ant & Hiroshi Tanahashi by a IRISH COFFEE
Match Length: 3:58
Fatigue: Ant 2
-The Crist brothers went on a tear as they isolated Green Ant and pit him away with an IRISH COFFEE.
-After the bell, the Crist Brothers attacked Green Ant by hitting him with a con chair toe leaving him unconscious in the ring!

*Green Ant injured for 3 cards*

ACH defeated John Kermon by a ACH BIG BANG ATTACK
Match Length: 1:50
Fatigue: Kermon 1
-Kermon wanted to show that good old mat wrestling is the best. ACH and his electric offense showed otherwise, as he put Kermon away in shocking and short order.

In the Ring: (“Mr. Wonderful” Rock Riddle is in the ring, with a pedestal and a cloth draped over it)
RR: “It is time for a big announcement! The CAC is where the best come to prove they ate the best, and now it is time for them to prove it! However, the best deserve the best, and here it is! (Rock Riddle removes the cloth to present the CAC Pinnacle Championship) The best will be called the CAC Pinnacle Champion! In five weeks we will crown the CAC Pinnacle Champion in an eight man single elimination, anything goes no holds barred tournament! Starting next week, there will be matches to determine the participants of the tournament. And what better way than to determine the first one than a ten man battle royal next week!”

Troy Knight defeated Wolf by a RUMP THUMP
Match Length: 6:31
Fatigue: Knight 3; Wolf 5
-These rivals tore the house down brutalizing one another. Troy Knight was the better man tonight by defeating Wolf with his RUMP THUMO finisher.

Sami Callihan defeated Scorpio Sky by a STRETCH MUFFLER
Match Length: 3:16
Fatigue: Callihan 3; Sky 3
-These two increased their violence as they hate one another. However, the Callihan Death Machine has more at home and picked up the win by making Scorpio Sky pass out in his STRETCH MUFFLER! 
-Callihan stands tall doing his signature thumbs up, thumbs down, as Matt and Yung comment  that they could be seeing the first CAC Pinnacle Champion in Callihan if he continues on his dominating ways, to close out the show.

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CAC: Combat Alley Club
Episode #4 Preview

10 Man Battle Royal:
-El Generico; Wolf; Andy Dalton; Andrew Everett; RVD; Matthew Cross; Hiroshi Tanahashi; Cheeseburger; Ethan Case; Johnny Yuma

“Felino Blanco” Louis Lyndon vs Silas Young

Ophidian vs “Reborn” Matt Sydal

“Morning Star” Michael Kai Rayne vs “Vessel of Darkness” BJ Whitmer

Men at Work vs Size Matters (Joey Ryan & Swoggle)

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CAC: Combat Alley Club
from the dark alleys in America
Episode #4; Season #1

Commentary: Mark “the ox” Fox and Yung Allergy welcome the fans to another exciting episode of Combat Alley Club! Mark goes on to say that huge stakes are in play as the winner of the ten man battle royal will win a spot in the CAC Pinnacle Championship tournament! Yung Allergy says “it is going to be some sweet, sweet action, so lets get to the ring!”


Hiroshi Tanahashi wins the 10 Man Battle Royal
Match Length: 36:58
Fatigue: Yuma 2; Dalton 6; Cheeseburger 2; RVD 5; Wolf 4; Cross 5; Tanahashi 1

Andrew Everett eliminated by El Generico
Johnny Yuma eliminated by RVD
Ethan Case eliminated by Andy Dalton
Andy Dalton eliminated by Cheeseburger
Cheeseburger eliminated by El Generico
RVD eliminated by El Generico
El Generico eliminated by Hiroshi Tanahashi
Wolf eliminated by Matthew Cross
Matthew Cross eliminated by Hiroshi Tanahashi

-El Generico was on fore and seemed to be unstoppable, until Hiroshi Tanahashi was able to capitalize on an opportunity to eliminate the luchador, and continue on to win the battle royal!
-Hiroshi Tanahashi is the first entrant in the CAC Pinnacle Championship tournament, that will crown the first CAC Pinnacle Champion.

“Felino Blancho” Louis Lyndon defeated Silas Young by a DQ
Match Length: 4:15
Fatigue: Lyndon 1
-Silas Young went out to prove that real men don't need to flips and tricks to win, but was caught off guard by that type of offense and used a chair on Lyndon to try and even the odds, but got himself DQ’d as a result.

Backstage: (The Killer Kilt walk into the office of “Mr. Wonderful” Rock Riddle”
SC: “You said you have some news for us boss man”
RR: “Yes I do! I applaud your combat skills and the use you have put them to, as it has made me alot of money”
SC: “Well as long as the money is good, we will do anything!”
RR: “I am glad you said so, because next week you three will face off in a three way elimination match, and the winner will be the next entrant into the CAC Pinnacle Championship Tournament!”
(The members of the Killer Kult all look at one another, and then smile evilly, as they walk out the office, leaving Rock Riddle alittle confused)

“Reborn” Matt Sydal defeated Ophidian by a Sydal Special
Match Length: 9:58
Fatigue: Ophidian 4; Sydal 8
-An electrifying match came to a great conclusion as Matt Sydal was finally able to put Ophidian away with his Sydal Special.

“Vessel of Darkness” BJ Whitmer defeated “The Morning Star” Michael Kai Rayne by a LOW BLOW
Match Length: 4:16
Fatigue: Rayne 4; Whitmer 1
-BJ Whitmer’s dirty tactics gave him the edge which culminated in a LOW BLOW, that gave him the win.

In the Ring: (BJ Whitmer stays in the ring, and asks for a mic)
BJ: “CAC, the darkness has come! There is no comfort or solace in the light, as it can only burn you! The darkness and its embrace is all that you need as it not only comforts but leads you to be who you truly are! I defeated the Morning Star just now to prove my point! But, it does not stop there, all of the light must be extinguished from the Combat Alley Club, and it shall be so! All the Glory, Vae Victus!”

Men at Work defeated Size Matters by a german suplex
Match Length: 7:41
Fatigue: Zero 1, Storm 2; Ryan 4, Swoggle 6
-A great tag team match was witnessed by the fans in this match. It unfortunately had to come to an end, as Mister Zero finally out Swoggle away with a crushing move, as Shane Storm tangled up Joey Ryan for the win. 

[Pariah]

An exceptional effort by Cross in that Battle Royal... Certainly no shame in being runner-up to someone as talented as Tanahashi.

Looking forward to seeing the Kult throw down in that upcoming three-way dance... Exciting times!