Experimental Theater Wresting

[TTX]

The Mongols put down The Taylors with the Mongol Drop on Tugboat. (Mongols 10, Taylors 0)

The Armstrongs kept the Long Riders winless and pointless following a Bob Georgia Jawjacker on Scott. (Armstrongs 10, Long Riders 0)

Stars and Stripes bested The Body Donnas via countout when Candido was knocked silly on the floor by a Patriot Uncle Slam. (SNS 5, HB 1)

The Midnight Express stopped a big Rock and Roll Express comeback when Condrey rolled through a Gibson flying body press to score the win and clinch the bracket. If RNR had one, they'd have won the tiebreaker.

Midnight Express 65
Rock and Roll Express 45
The Armstrongs 41
The Mongols 40
Stars and Stripes 32
The Body Donnas 28
The Taylors 11
Long Riders 0

(754 slingshot dropkicks)

[TTX]

Next Bracket Midwest

Red Crush
Classic Rock
Blue Collar Workers
The Dads (Poffo/Blanchard)
Blonde Bombers
The Vachons
Texas Hangmen
Cadillac Blondes

[TTX]

Red Crush survived a near upset by the Cadillac Blondes when Crusher finally put down Rogers with the Crusher Bolo. Rogers and Riddle put the hurt on to Red Crush and nearly had it but Red Crush won a brawl after Rogers had hit Bastien with the Hustle and Crusher came into the ring and simply pounded Rip down before pinning him. Bastien dropkicked Riddle to the floor to prevent a pin save. (RC 10, CB 0)

Classic Rock defeated Texas Hangmen when Snyder forced Psycho to submit to the Abdominal Stretch. Killer could never quite get into the ring before Snyder locked in the submission. (CR 10, TH 0)

In a shockingly quick upset, Blue Collar Workers bested The Vachons in two moves as Burns hit the Iowa Backdrop on Mad Dog and quickly scored the victory. (BCW 10, Vachons 0)

The Blonde Bombers put down The Dads following a Stevens dropkick on Blanchard. (BB 10 Dads 0)

Blonde Bombers 10
Blue Collar Workers 10
Classic Rock 10
Red Crush 10
Cadillac Blondes 0
Texas Hangmen 0
The Dads 0
The Vachons 0

(755 rings of power)

[TTX]

Blonde Bombers put away the Cadillac Blondes following a throat drop on the top rope on Rip Rogers. Riddle only got in the ring for a pin save as Rip could never manage to tag out. (BB 10, CB 0)

In a very close match, Classic Rock edged Blue Collar Workers when Muldoon passed out in Snyder's Abdominal Stretch. (CR 10, BCW 0)

The Vachons crushed The Texas Hangmen as Butcher used the Hangman to force Psycho to submit. Killer was limited to a pin save as Psycho could not tag out. (Vac 10, TH 0)

Red Crush and The Dads battled to a double disqualification. Crusher and Poffo kept brawling and refused the referee's instructions to stop. (RC 3, The Dads 3)

Blonde Bombers 20
Classic Rock 20
Red Crush 13
Blue Collar Workers 10
The Vachons 10
The Dads 3
Cadillac Blondes 0
Texas Hangmen 0

(108 weeks of meaningless messages)

[TTX]

Red Crush held off the Texas Hangmen when Crusher forced Psycho to submit to the Crusher Nelson. Killer and Psycho worked better but Crusher caught Psycho off-guard with the Nelson to win. (RC 10, TH 0)

Classic Rock defeated Cadillac Blondes via disqualification when Riddle was disqualified for breaking up a Jannetty pin on Rogers by pulling the referee out of the ring. (CR 5, CB 1)

The Dads picked up the upset over The Vachons when Poffo pinned Butcher with a top rope neck snap. Mad Dog waited too long to attempt a pin save. (Dads 10, Vachons 0).

Blue Collar Workers bested Blonde Bombers via disqualification when Stevens smashed Muldoon with a chair. (BCW 5, BB 1)

Classic Rock 25
Red Crush 23
Blonde Bombers 21
Blue Collar Workers 15
The Dads 13
The Vachons 10
Cadillac Blondes 1
Texas Hangmen 0

(757 forgetful posts)

[TTX]

Red Crush beat Blue Collar Workers by disqualification of all things when Burns was disqualified for actions on the floor. (yep, snake eyes) (RC 5, BCW 1)

The Vachons put away Cadillac Blondes via the Quadruple Stomp on Riddle. (Vachons 10, CB 0)

Classic Rock finished off The Dads when Snyder used the Abdominal Stretch into a cradle to pin Blanchard. (CR 10, Dads 0)

Blonde Bombers overcame the Texas Hangmen following the Bombs Away by Patterson on Killer. The Hangmen had a cover after the Hangmen Backbreaker on Patterson but Stevens managed to get things reversed and Patterson quickly followed up with the Bombs Away to win. (BB 10, TH 0)

Classic Rock 35
Blonde Bombers 31
Red Crush 28
The Vachons 20
Blue Collar Workers 16
The Dads 13
Cadillac Blondes 1
Texas Hangmen 0

(758 mock drafts)

[TTX]

Texas Hangmen finally got on the board besting The Dads when Killer rolled through a flying body press and pinned Joe Blanchard. (TH 10, Dads 0)

Blue Collar Workers got off to a slow start but reversed things as Muldoon pinned Riddle after the Body Lift and Throw. (BCW 10, CB 0)

The Vachons took an easy win over Red Crush when Butcher used the Hangman on Bastien. Crusher was never in the ring. (Snake Eyes) (Vachons 10, RC 0)

Blonde Bombers took control of the bracket edging Classic Rock with the Bombs Away by Patterson on Jannetty. (BB 10, CR 0)

Blonde Bombers 41
Classic Rock 35
The Vachons 30
Red Crush 28
Blue Collar Workers 26
The Dads 13
Texas Hangmen 10
Cadillac Blondes 1

(759 questions of content)

[TTX]

Steve Williams defeated George Steele via disqualification when Steele shoved down the referee for trying to break up a brawl.

Mark Henry bested Angelo Mosca with the World's Strongest Slam.

Jim Brunzell held off Rey Bucanero with a flying head scissors.

In a #1 contender's match for the Ladies Title, Rockin' Robin finished off Luna Vachon with a Boston Crab.

[TTX]

Texas Hangmen bested Cadillac Blondes when Psycho pinned Riddle after Rogers hit Riddle with an elbow drop trying to break up the pin after the Hangmen's Backbreaker. (TH 10, CB 0)

Blue Collar Workers overcame The Dads following the Iowa Backdrop on Poffo. (BCW 10, Dads 0)

Classic Rock edged Red Crush when Snyder put away Crusher with the Abdominal Stretch (CR 10, RC 0)

The Vachons beat The Blonde Bombers via disqualification when Stevens used a low blow on Mad Dog. (Vachons 5, BB 1)

Gets really interesting for the last day

Classic Rock 45
Blonde Bombers 42
Blue Collar Workers 36
The Vachons 35
Red Crush 28
Texas Hangmen 20
The Dads 13
Cadillac Blondes 1

(760 kites and tights)

[TTX]

Cadillac Blondes bested The Dads with an atomic drop by Rogers on Poffo. (CB 10, Dads 0)

Blue Collar Workers beat Texas Hangmen via disqualification when Killer was disqualified for attacking Burns on the floor. (BCW 5, TH 1)

Blonde Bombers and Red Crush had a great match ending with Patterson catching Crusher with a throat drop on the top rope for the pin. (BB 10, RC 0)

Classic Rock won the bracket when they bested The Vachons via the Abdominal Stretch on Mad Dog. Neither Jannetty nor Butcher was really involved. (CR 10, Vachons 0)

Classic Rock 55
Blonde Bombers 52
Blue Collar Workers 36
The Vachons 35
Red Crush 28
Texas Hangmen 21
The Dads 13
Cadillac Blondes 11

(761 miniature models)

Wild Card division starting tomorrow