Experimental Theater Wresting

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The Mongols put down The Taylors with the Mongol Drop on Tugboat. (Mongols 10, Taylors 0)

The Armstrongs kept the Long Riders winless and pointless following a Bob Georgia Jawjacker on Scott. (Armstrongs 10, Long Riders 0)

Stars and Stripes bested The Body Donnas via countout when Candido was knocked silly on the floor by a Patriot Uncle Slam. (SNS 5, HB 1)

The Midnight Express stopped a big Rock and Roll Express comeback when Condrey rolled through a Gibson flying body press to score the win and clinch the bracket. If RNR had one, they'd have won the tiebreaker.

Midnight Express 65
Rock and Roll Express 45
The Armstrongs 41
The Mongols 40
Stars and Stripes 32
The Body Donnas 28
The Taylors 11
Long Riders 0

(754 slingshot dropkicks)

[TTX]

Next Bracket Midwest

Red Crush
Classic Rock
Blue Collar Workers
The Dads (Poffo/Blanchard)
Blonde Bombers
The Vachons
Texas Hangmen
Cadillac Blondes

[TTX]

Red Crush survived a near upset by the Cadillac Blondes when Crusher finally put down Rogers with the Crusher Bolo. Rogers and Riddle put the hurt on to Red Crush and nearly had it but Red Crush won a brawl after Rogers had hit Bastien with the Hustle and Crusher came into the ring and simply pounded Rip down before pinning him. Bastien dropkicked Riddle to the floor to prevent a pin save. (RC 10, CB 0)

Classic Rock defeated Texas Hangmen when Snyder forced Psycho to submit to the Abdominal Stretch. Killer could never quite get into the ring before Snyder locked in the submission. (CR 10, TH 0)

In a shockingly quick upset, Blue Collar Workers bested The Vachons in two moves as Burns hit the Iowa Backdrop on Mad Dog and quickly scored the victory. (BCW 10, Vachons 0)

The Blonde Bombers put down The Dads following a Stevens dropkick on Blanchard. (BB 10 Dads 0)

Blonde Bombers 10
Blue Collar Workers 10
Classic Rock 10
Red Crush 10
Cadillac Blondes 0
Texas Hangmen 0
The Dads 0
The Vachons 0

(755 rings of power)

[TTX]

Blonde Bombers put away the Cadillac Blondes following a throat drop on the top rope on Rip Rogers. Riddle only got in the ring for a pin save as Rip could never manage to tag out. (BB 10, CB 0)

In a very close match, Classic Rock edged Blue Collar Workers when Muldoon passed out in Snyder's Abdominal Stretch. (CR 10, BCW 0)

The Vachons crushed The Texas Hangmen as Butcher used the Hangman to force Psycho to submit. Killer was limited to a pin save as Psycho could not tag out. (Vac 10, TH 0)

Red Crush and The Dads battled to a double disqualification. Crusher and Poffo kept brawling and refused the referee's instructions to stop. (RC 3, The Dads 3)

Blonde Bombers 20
Classic Rock 20
Red Crush 13
Blue Collar Workers 10
The Vachons 10
The Dads 3
Cadillac Blondes 0
Texas Hangmen 0

(108 weeks of meaningless messages)

[TTX]

Red Crush held off the Texas Hangmen when Crusher forced Psycho to submit to the Crusher Nelson. Killer and Psycho worked better but Crusher caught Psycho off-guard with the Nelson to win. (RC 10, TH 0)

Classic Rock defeated Cadillac Blondes via disqualification when Riddle was disqualified for breaking up a Jannetty pin on Rogers by pulling the referee out of the ring. (CR 5, CB 1)

The Dads picked up the upset over The Vachons when Poffo pinned Butcher with a top rope neck snap. Mad Dog waited too long to attempt a pin save. (Dads 10, Vachons 0).

Blue Collar Workers bested Blonde Bombers via disqualification when Stevens smashed Muldoon with a chair. (BCW 5, BB 1)

Classic Rock 25
Red Crush 23
Blonde Bombers 21
Blue Collar Workers 20
The Dads 13
The Vachons 10
Cadillac Blondes 1
Texas Hangmen 0

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