Post by cman on Jun 25, 2021 14:34:39 GMT -5
GM: "Hello everybody, welcome to the first episode of NEPW Prime Time Wrestling. I am Gorilla Monsoon..." BH: "I am your host Bobby "The Brain" Heenan." GM: "Really Brain? The first show and you are already taking over? Anyway, we have a jam packed show for you tonight. But first lets go to Mean Gene for a look and upcoming events." As the camera changes to Mean Gene Gorilla talks to Heenan off camera. "Host Brain? Really?" BH: "What, I am just informing the Humanoids out there who the host of the show is."
GO: "Hello fans, Gene Okerlund here for a look at the happenings on the next event Wrestling Challenge. The Bobby Heenan led Islanders will be in action taking on The Armstrongs, as well as Blackjack Mulligan facing Jackie Fargo. In Ladies action Sherri Martel will be going up against Rockin Robin, plus much more. Back to Gorilla and Wea..I mean Brain."
GM: "Lets get to our first match of the night, Billy Red and George South."
Billy Red Lyons vs George SOuth
Billy made short work of George South in this match taking just 3 minutes to get South locked in a FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK and George was tapping like a drunk man.
GM: "Billy Red making it look easy against George South there Brain." BH: "Well they say Red Heads are crazy, and Mr. South found that out." GM: "Oh will you stop, Billy Red is far from crazy. Now lets go to two of your charges Big John Stud and King Kong Bundy who have some things to say about their match tonight.
KKB: "Tonight is our night! We are going to break the pencil necks of Bob Orton and Mike DiBiase!" JS: "You two are in for the hurting of a lifetime."
GM: "Up next Don Muraco faces off with Wild Bill White." BH: "Mr. Fuji has done wonders for the career of Don Muraco, he is championship material you know."
Don Muraco vs Wild Bill White
This was a great match! The Rock controlled much of the match until Wild Bill made a comeback and took the fight to Muraco. Don got back into things and nailed a swinging neckbreaker on White then went for the pin. Wild Bill however had the good sense to cradle Muraco over and kept his shoulders to the mat for the three count!
We come back from commercial to find Bobby Heenan and Hillbilly Jim sitting at a table getting ready for an eating contest. They begin with Hillbilly quickly taking a lead. Bobby is unaware of this and Jim finishes first, stands up and rubs Bobbys face in the plate he is working on as everybody laughs and we go to the next match.
Fabulous Moolah vs Nora Greenwald
Moolah was not messing around tonight and in quick fashion hit Nora with a JACKKNIFE CRADLE and got the pin.
GM: :Moolah really taking it to Nora Brain, what a match." BH: "Moolah is a very gorgeous woman so of course she is going to make it look easy." GM: "Anyway now lets head to Gordon Solie who is speaking with Hulk Hogan."
Gordon interviews Hulk and Hulk goes on about all the things he is going to do to Mr. Wonderful in their upcoming match.
Bob Orton and Mike DiBiase vs Stud and Bundy w/Bobby Heenan
What a match! Both teams went back and forth with each other for the entire match. Then Bundy made a tag to Stud who hit DiBiase with an atomic drop and as Bundy cut Orton off from making the save Stud made the pinfall and got the three count.
GM: "What a match Brain, your guys proved that they could hang with Bob and Mike despite you sticking your nose in." BH: "I did not stick my nose in the match. Stud and Bundy are more than able to handle those two morons and that is what they did." GM: "We will be right back folks."
GM: "Main event time here Bobby. Tonight we dig into the archives and found a great match pitting Frank Gotch and George Hackenschmidt. BH: "Oh goodie, two old has beens, I cant wait for this."
Frank Gotch vs George Hackenschmidt
Monsoon was not kidding this was a great match. Gotch and Hack beat the piss out of each other and then some for a good 30 minutes(Edited down for time constraints.) In the end Gotch locked in his GOTCH TOEHOLD, and after fighting for a bit Hack and no choice but to tap out.
GM: "What a night here on the first show of Prime Time Wrestling Brain. I enjoyed myself, and I see you still have food stuck in your hair." Gorilla laughs as Bobby picks more food from his head and gives Gorilla an evil look. GM: "That is all for tonight, join us for Wrestling Challenge. We at Prime Time will see you next week!" BH: "I am your host!"
GO: "Hello fans, Gene Okerlund here for a look at the happenings on the next event Wrestling Challenge. The Bobby Heenan led Islanders will be in action taking on The Armstrongs, as well as Blackjack Mulligan facing Jackie Fargo. In Ladies action Sherri Martel will be going up against Rockin Robin, plus much more. Back to Gorilla and Wea..I mean Brain."
GM: "Lets get to our first match of the night, Billy Red and George South."
Billy Red Lyons vs George SOuth
Billy made short work of George South in this match taking just 3 minutes to get South locked in a FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK and George was tapping like a drunk man.
GM: "Billy Red making it look easy against George South there Brain." BH: "Well they say Red Heads are crazy, and Mr. South found that out." GM: "Oh will you stop, Billy Red is far from crazy. Now lets go to two of your charges Big John Stud and King Kong Bundy who have some things to say about their match tonight.
KKB: "Tonight is our night! We are going to break the pencil necks of Bob Orton and Mike DiBiase!" JS: "You two are in for the hurting of a lifetime."
GM: "Up next Don Muraco faces off with Wild Bill White." BH: "Mr. Fuji has done wonders for the career of Don Muraco, he is championship material you know."
Don Muraco vs Wild Bill White
This was a great match! The Rock controlled much of the match until Wild Bill made a comeback and took the fight to Muraco. Don got back into things and nailed a swinging neckbreaker on White then went for the pin. Wild Bill however had the good sense to cradle Muraco over and kept his shoulders to the mat for the three count!
We come back from commercial to find Bobby Heenan and Hillbilly Jim sitting at a table getting ready for an eating contest. They begin with Hillbilly quickly taking a lead. Bobby is unaware of this and Jim finishes first, stands up and rubs Bobbys face in the plate he is working on as everybody laughs and we go to the next match.
Fabulous Moolah vs Nora Greenwald
Moolah was not messing around tonight and in quick fashion hit Nora with a JACKKNIFE CRADLE and got the pin.
GM: :Moolah really taking it to Nora Brain, what a match." BH: "Moolah is a very gorgeous woman so of course she is going to make it look easy." GM: "Anyway now lets head to Gordon Solie who is speaking with Hulk Hogan."
Gordon interviews Hulk and Hulk goes on about all the things he is going to do to Mr. Wonderful in their upcoming match.
Bob Orton and Mike DiBiase vs Stud and Bundy w/Bobby Heenan
What a match! Both teams went back and forth with each other for the entire match. Then Bundy made a tag to Stud who hit DiBiase with an atomic drop and as Bundy cut Orton off from making the save Stud made the pinfall and got the three count.
GM: "What a match Brain, your guys proved that they could hang with Bob and Mike despite you sticking your nose in." BH: "I did not stick my nose in the match. Stud and Bundy are more than able to handle those two morons and that is what they did." GM: "We will be right back folks."
GM: "Main event time here Bobby. Tonight we dig into the archives and found a great match pitting Frank Gotch and George Hackenschmidt. BH: "Oh goodie, two old has beens, I cant wait for this."
Frank Gotch vs George Hackenschmidt
Monsoon was not kidding this was a great match. Gotch and Hack beat the piss out of each other and then some for a good 30 minutes(Edited down for time constraints.) In the end Gotch locked in his GOTCH TOEHOLD, and after fighting for a bit Hack and no choice but to tap out.
GM: "What a night here on the first show of Prime Time Wrestling Brain. I enjoyed myself, and I see you still have food stuck in your hair." Gorilla laughs as Bobby picks more food from his head and gives Gorilla an evil look. GM: "That is all for tonight, join us for Wrestling Challenge. We at Prime Time will see you next week!" BH: "I am your host!"
