FTR 56BIRTH OF SKYNET/w/
Prince FlurryDOUBLE DQFOWL FOUNDATION: MALLARD 3 & GOBBLER THE HIT-TURKEY/w/
Howler* Tux had Mallard surely beat after an ICE BREAKER, but interference by Howler saved the match.
* Tux chased Howler around the ring and what a funny sight it was, a waddling Penguin trying to catch a nimble monkey!
* The King was almost counted out during the.... uh... chase?!?
* GOBBLER planted Tux with a TURKEY SHOOT, but before the ref could count three Cephalopodus made the save. Which brought Mallard into the ring as well.
* Howler and Flurry both entered the ring as well...
BRAWL!!!! The ref gave up trying to restore order and called for the bell.
NANO/w/
Madcliffblasted
URANUS
THE OVERMATCHED* Nano
"Let's play.." seemed to just want to be friends and play with The Son of Janus, and Uranus used this opportunity to throw nano into the turnbuckle.
* Nano bounded out of the corner and caught Uranus with a skull splitting lariat, dropping the Legacy like a sack of potatoes.
* Nano then hit a
PLAYTIME (+3) for the quick and decisive victory.
-
MADCLIFF was very pleased with her creation
“Let’s go play! Let’s go play! Let’s go play!” and Nano followed her up the ramp repeating the same phrase over and over.
BLACKHOLE CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH"THE SADISTIC SWINE" MAYHAM (C)/w/
Chameleondominated
ALKALIL
EATER OF ANTS 3/w/
Honey* The Hardcore Ham beat the brakes off of the Aardvark and pinned him easily with an
ANIMEN AXE HANDLE!
* NEW BLACKHOLE CHAMPION!
EUGENICS PROJECT: MASS 2 & CRUST 1/w/
Kroll Scientistsdefeated by
DQANDROMEDA MAFIA: FEVER & TYPHOID
/w/
The BIG Cheese- The BIG Cheese bribed the ref -
RETRIBUTION but would be the victim of a
DOUBLE CROSS!!!
* RETRIBUTION, known for his strict way, immediately called for the bell when he caught Fever choking Crust with his tail.
- The BIG Cheese has put out a HIT on Retribution!!!
REMATCHWORKRATE 3defeated
SPLASH
2* Splash requested this match, wanting to prove his loss last card was a fluke.
* Workrate hung in there until he got the chance to hit a
SIX STAR SPLASH, and he didn't miss!
VACANT 2beat by
DQDISCIPLE OF TERROR
* Disciple was cruising to an easy victory, when out of nowhere SCREWJOB hit the ring and attacked VACANT!
* The ref, again RETRIBUTION, had no choice but to disqualify Terror for outside interference!
* SCREWJOB dropped Vacant with HARDCORE TITAN DEATH DROP and then got dropped himself by an angry Disciple!
* DISCIPLE OF TERROR wasn't done, as he delivered THREE, count them three,
DREADNAUGHTS on SCREWJOB.
* As SCREWJOB was being stretchered out of the ring, DISCIPLE stunned everyone when he dropped Retribution with a NASTY
DREADNAUGHT!
- RETRIBUTION had to be stretchered from the ring as well, as a very pleased BIG Cheese was watching backstage on a vid-monitor.
- The BIG Cheese
"That didn't take long... Go pay the man for a JOB well done." Hands a briefcase to Typhoid, who leaves the room immediately.
PARDON 2/w/
Moonlightdefeated
BLUR 3- With the injury to SCREWJOB, Blur found himself without an opponent. That is until Pardon arrogantly came out and challenged the Omicron native.
* Blur accepted without a thought and held his own right up until
FUTURE ENDEAVERS!
- After the match, WITCH charged out and blindsided MOONLIGHT with a sick chair shot! She then went after Pardon, but he didn't hesitate to knock her out with a FUTURE ENDEAVERS!!!
- The non-cult fans rained down boos and trash on Pardon as he arrogantly posed in the ring.
MAD MAXUS was interviewed backstage about their rematch for the tag titles next card. Totally Awesome layed down the law on the mic, as Electric Axe shredded on his guitar behind him.
FTR GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCHASTARTE 4 (C)/w/
Sonny Rocketdefeated
STALLION
4/w/
Quest- Quest asked to be in Stallion's corner and the Stud from Pegasus reluctantly accepted.
* Stallion came within a breath of winning the title on several occasions, all after a Lucky Horseshoe.
* The champ showed his grit, guile and determination as he just would not stay down.
* Astarte was like a crafty boxer, just waiting on his opening and when he got it -
GREATNESS DAWNS!
- As Astarte celebrated in the ring, and
DK II lost his mind in the front row, Quest tackled Sonny on the outside and pummeled him until Akuma ran out to make the save.
** This victory ties ASTARTE with DISCIPLE OF TERROR and CAPTAIN CROSSBONES for the most successful title defenses at 4!!!!
