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Post by on_the_edge on Apr 6, 2022 16:16:51 GMT -5
12/23/80 Salt Lake City, UT - card #47
We see the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and they sing a couple Christmas carols as The Show begins. Then we see Gorilla Typhoon, wearing antlers and a light up red nose, and KC, wearing a green elf's hat, at the announcer's desk.
Gorilla Typhoon: Merry Christmas Eve...Eve. We hope everyone is having a great holiday season.
KC: Ho, ho, ho. I'm the merriest person that you know.
Gorilla Typhoon: Did you hit the eggnog already?
KC: No. (pause) Maybe.
Pelvis Pressly w/Big Boss Jr. vs Rad Racer w/Mr. Bonsai.
Red Racer jumped on Pelvis from the start and kept the heat on. Big Boss tried to distract the ref to help his man to no avail. Pelvis kicked out after a Tail Whip. He could not kick out after a Cannonball Run a couple minutes later.
Winner: Rad Racer by pinfall. (*)
--- commercials including for Dick Clark's Rocking New Year's Eve Special ---
Pierre the Enormous is talking with Star Boy and his interpreter. Star Boy suggests they tag together. Pierre does not seem excited about the idea but is willing to give it a try.
Iceberg vs Jobber Joe w/T.A. Templeton.
Joe and Templeton come down happy as clams. Then the blue lights come on and the snow falls. The fans chant for Iceberg as the ref calls for the bell. Joe joins the ref in counting to ten then the ref calls the match. Templeton enters the ring and celebrates with Joe. They both climb up in a corner and wave to the fans.
Winner: Jobber Joe via count out (zero)
--- commercials including for the Rose Bowl. Orange Bowl and Peach Bowl ---
Mean Jeans: How about those college bowl games. Is this football or a fruit salad. But let's talk about wrestling super cards now. We are just a few weeks away from the Brawl at the Mall. It will take place Sunday, January 11th 1981 live from The Galleria in Houston, TX. You can come out and watch live or watch it on closed-circuit TV at locations all throughout the country. The Annihilator will defend the World title against Dude Brohan and of course there is the big 25K Battle Royal.
Gorilla Typhoon: We will be in Texas next week for The Show and it looks like we will be back for Brawl at the Mall.
KC: That's right Gorilla. Everything in Texas is bigger and that includes the Battle Royal at Brawl. The biggest battle royals get is 20 people but ours will have 25.
Jet Set Strutter w/The Thinker vs Red Pirate Rogers.
The Thinker had Rogers attention as the match started. Jet Set tried to jump Rogers but Rogers was ready for it. Red Pirate Rogers has the former World champ on his heels. But Jet Set isn't one of the best in the world by chance. He makes a comeback and puts Rogers in the Six-Figure Leg Lock.
Winner: Jet Set Strutter by submission. (**)
Gorilla Typhoon: Well that's our show. May everyone have the most Merry Christmas. We will see you next week.
KC: Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is singing another carol as the show ends.
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Post by on_the_edge on Apr 12, 2022 16:11:20 GMT -5
12/30/80 Dallas, TX - card #48
As Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive plays we see work crews setting up barricades in downtown Dallas as they prepare for the New Year's Eve revelers tomorrow. Then we are live in front of a rowdy wrestling crowd.
Gorilla Typhoon: Welcome to Dallas and The Show. An early Happy New Years to you all. We have some changes planned for the new year next week. But for now, we have the same great wrestling action.
KC: My new favorite is in action. Iceberg. I can't wait to see him.
Gorilla Typhoon: You and everyone else.
Iceberg vs T.A. Templeton w/Jobber Joe.
As they made their way down to the ring, Joe carrying a bucket, Templeton did some shadow boxing. After Templeton got in the ring the entrance for Iceberg began as did the fans chanting for him. After the ref called for the opening bell Templeton danced around, shadow boxing and flexing. Joe yelled that Iceberg was scared of T.A. Once the ref counted to ten he called for the bell and ended the match. Joe climbed in the ring with the bucket. He pulled out a wet spung and dabs Templeton's forehead.
Winner: T.A. Templeton via count out. (zero)
--- commercials including for the next The Show which will be in Little Rock, AR ---
Red Scare in their locker room talking. Well Hammerhead is talking. Space Monkey was swinging around on the light fixtures. Hammerhead says they need to show up those muscleheads Lazer and Buzzsaw. They need to prove the superiority of mother Russia.
Mighty Leo vs Tennis Pro w/Valley Girl and Ball Boy.
As the match started Tennis Pro attempted a hip toss. But Leo landed on his feet and went on the attack. He used a Lion's Claw to wear Tennis Pro down. After an elbow he went for the cover. The All Americans Tag Team ran down and circled the ring. Leo saw them and hopped over the ropes and landed on the floor. He stalked Dasher and Sugar. Then Valley Girl got between them. She put up her hands and stopped Leo. He was telling her to move when Sugar jumped on the apron, then over Valley Girl and hit Leo with a dropkick. The ref called for the bell.
Winner: Mighty Leo by disqualification. (*)
The All Americans Club jump Mighty Leo. Even Valley Girl and Ball Boy got in some licks. Finally Tennis Pro smashed Leo with his tennis racquet.
--- commercials including a New Years, New You sale at Sears ---
We see some of the face wrestlers in their locker room. RCW staff are handing out party hats and noise makers. Then we see the same thing with heel wrestlers in their locker room.
Pierre the Enormous and Star Boy vs Colbalt Commander and The Piranha.
Star Boy and The Piranha started the match and it almost ended quickly. Star Boy caught The Piranha with a missile dropkick and a Somersault Kick. He covered and The Piranha barely kicked out in time. Star Boy then tagged in his large partner. Pierre pounded on The Piranha. He used his Double Chug Bearhug to further wear down his opponent. It looked like at one point The Piranha was about to give up but he worked his way out. Pierre tagged out. Star Boy came in and went on the attack. He went for a cover and Colbalt began to come in to break it up. But Pierre glared at him and pointed. Colbalt stopped in his tracks and returned to his corner. The Piranha was able to kick out. A short time later Star Boy hit Somersault Kick again and made the pin.
Winner: Pierre the Enormous and Star Boy via pinfall. (*)
Gorilla and KC wish everyone a Happy New Year. Then we get a split screen of the two locker rooms. A clock counts down from 10 to 1 as the wrestlers count along then they yell Happy New Year and start using their noise makers. They begin to sing Auld Lang Syne. Pelvis Pressly strums on his guitar. We see The All Americans Club grabbing some bottles of champagne off a table and slipping out of the locker room as The Show ends.
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Post by on_the_edge on Apr 13, 2022 16:01:53 GMT -5
1/6/81 Little Rock, AR - card #49
The Show begins with a new video package and theme song. "I'm Still Standing" by Elton John plays as we see highlights from the last few months.
Gorilla Typhoon: Welcome to The Show, Little Rock and the year 1981. How about that new opening KC?
KC: I love it Typhoon. I'm Still Standing represents RCW to the tee. Well except for Dude Brohan. Because at Brawl at the Mall this Sunday he won't be standing when The Annihilator destroys him.
Gorilla Typhoon: Well, we will see. It's going to be a great super card. Along with that title match there will be a Tag Team Championship match between The Thrashers and All-Night Rocking Express. If the boys of ARE can not win the titles they won't get another shot as The Thrashers. This is their last shot. Plus Arizona Chance puts the USA title on the line against Pelvis Pressly.
KC: Don't forget the $25,000 Battle Royal. I'm still debating if I will enter it.
Red Racer w/Mr. Bonsai vs Skullgore w/The Gargoyle.
Skullgore had been on a winning streak at the end of last year before losing to Dude Brohan. He got back to his winning ways in an easy victory. He hit his Crossbones Body Block finisher and got a two count. He went and hit it again and Red Racer barely kicked out in time. A third finisher in a row finally finished Red Racer off. Mr. Bonsai was distracted by The Gargoyle so he did nothing to save his man.
Winner: Skullgore via pinfall. (*)
--- commercials including for Brawl at the Mall this Sunday ---
Gorilla Typhoon: This Sunday we are in Houston for Brawl then a week from tonight it will be El Paso, TX for The Stand. We might just have a surprise or two for those who miss Brawl.
KC: Miss it? Who's gonna miss it Gorilla? It's available on closed-circuit all over the country. People will not want to miss it.
Shop of Horrors w/Gothica vs Stallions Gone Wild w/Professor Gigawatt.
Keith Blood was rolling over Will. He applied Nightbreed and almost put Will out before Will got out. Keith Blood was not fazed. He gave an evil grin, tagged Slashmaster in and pointed at Will. The giant came in and tore thru Will with a shoulder block. Gorilla Typhoon said, "he literally cut him in half" and KC argued that it wasn't "literal". Slashmaster stood on Will with one foot as the ref counted three.
Winner: Shop of Horrors by pinfall. (*)
--- commercials including for the NFL playoffs ---
Lazer vs Mad Arab w/The Thinker.
The brute Mad Arab rushed Lazer to began the action. Lazer countered and had control for a couple minutes then The Thinker grabbed at his feet allowing Mad Arab to go on the attack. He tried to win with a camel clutch but Lazer wouldn't give up. Then Lazer fought back and slapped on Lazerlock. Mad Arab held out for a bit then he tapped.
Winner: Lazer via submission. (** 1/2)
After a hype video for Brawl at the Mall we see Mean Jeans in the ring with World Champion The Annihilator and his challenger, Dude Brohan.
Mean Jeans: At Brawl, these two men will face off for the World title. Just a reminder that if either of you get physical here you will be suspended. Any last words Dudester?
Dude Brohan: That gold belt will look amazing around my well-tanned waist bro. My winning the match bro is a certainty. Like the tide coming in and going out, day after day bro. Whatcha gonna do when these 26 inch sea serpents and Dude-a-mania wash over you like a tidal wave?
He then flexes a bit before doing some surfing posses.
Mean Jeans: Any response Annihilator?
The Annihilator: I am a well-built, highly precise fighting machine. My mission is to protect this title at all costs except killing. But hardcore violence is allowed. I will break you. When Brawl is over, I'll be champ.
He holds the title belt high over his head as the two men stare intently at each other.
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Post by Bri on Apr 13, 2022 21:51:54 GMT -5
One hell of a card coming up in Brawl At The Mall on_the_edge! Big fan of; Star Boy & Pierre teaming up, the Beauty Salon talk/interview show, the Think Tank as a stable name & the Iceberg experience. Pulling for Dude Brohan to take the World Title bro! Great dialogue and match descriptions - excellent job brother! |
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Post by on_the_edge on Apr 13, 2022 21:54:35 GMT -5
One hell of a card coming up in Brawl At The Mall on_the_edge! Big fan of; Star Boy & Pierre teaming up, the Beauty Salon talk/interview show, the Think Tank as a stable name & the Iceberg experience. Pulling for Dude Brohan to take the World Title bro! Great dialogue and match descriptions - excellent job brother! Once, again thank you very much. I am glad you are enjoying The Show and the craziness that comes out of my little head. |
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Post by Bri on Apr 21, 2022 15:07:37 GMT -5
One hell of a card coming up in Brawl At The Mall on_the_edge! Big fan of; Star Boy & Pierre teaming up, the Beauty Salon talk/interview show, the Think Tank as a stable name & the Iceberg experience. Pulling for Dude Brohan to take the World Title bro! Great dialogue and match descriptions - excellent job brother! Once, again thank you very much. I am glad you are enjoying The Show and the craziness that comes out of my little head. Absolutely on_the_edge! You got mad skills yo! I've gotta catch up on your GWF fed too. So much awesomeness on these boards I just can't keep up. |
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Post by on_the_edge on Apr 21, 2022 15:29:44 GMT -5
Once, again thank you very much. I am glad you are enjoying The Show and the craziness that comes out of my little head. Absolutely on_the_edge! So much awesomeness on these boards I just can't keep up.I feel this. It is hard just keeping up with all the greatness promoters are putting out in the COTG part of the universe. I do not even try and keep up with the awesomeness in Legends and Indies. |
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Post by on_the_edge on Apr 22, 2022 16:39:28 GMT -5
Brawl at the Mall 1/11/81 Houston, TX
After the opening hype video Gorilla Typhoon and KC welcome us to Brawl at the Mall. We see the ring set up outside in the parking lot with a rowdy crowd surrounding it. The stage is set up next to the mall with a large tarp covering where the wrestlers come in from part of the mall. Then KC says no time to waste and sends it to the ring for the opening match.
Arizona Chance vs Pelvis Pressly w/Big Boss Jr for the USA Championship.
Arizona was dominating the early action. He hit Last Crusade and went for the pin. Big Boss got on the apron to distract the ref but the ref didn't even see him. Luckly for Big Boss his man kicked out right before the three count. Pelvis tried to make a comeback but could not get much going. After a couple minutes Arizona performed Last Crusade again and got the pin.
Winner: Arizona Chance via pinfall to retain. (**)
After he recovers Pelvis Pressly calls his manager into the ring.
Pelvis Pressly: What was that colonel? Where were you when I need you? I thought we had a plan.
Big Boss Jr tries to speak but keeps getting cut off by Pelvis Pressly.
Pelvis Pressly: There is only one thing to do. You sir...are FIRED.
A shock look crosses Big Boss Jr's face. He stammers and tries begging Pelvis to reconsider. Pelvis points for Big Boss Jr to leave. Big Boss Jr lowers his head, turns around and starts to leave. Before he takes a couple steps Pelvis swings his guitar and smashes it over Big Boss Jr's head. The fans boo as Pelvis shakes his hips a bit then leaves the ring.
Mean Jeans and two security guards are in back standing next to a table with a briefcase. Mean Jeans opens the briefcase to reveal the $25,000 that will go to the winner of tonight's Battle Royal. Mean Jeans goes to touch the money but one of the guards quickly slams the briefcase shut.
Dasher Hatfiled w/Ball Boy vs Fred w/Professor Gigawatt.
Action was fast and hot in this one. Fred hit a Solo Air Guitar and quickly rolled Dasher up. It happened so fast that Ball Boy had no time to react.
Winner: Fred by pinfall. (**)
The Think Tank are in their locker room. The Thinker tells him men they need to work together and "win the Battle Royal to bring the $25,000 to me, I mean The Think Tank".
The Thrashers vs All-Night Rocking Express for the World Tag Team Championship.
Dizzy Lixx and Jesse Wild kicked off the match. Jesse was on fire then he tagged Chet Skye and they hit Neon Dreams. Chet covered and almost got the pin. The next few minutes saw frequent tags and some double teaming. Then The Thrashers performed Skid Row and Cesar Sleaze pinned Chet Skye.
Winner: The Thrashers via pinfall to retain. (**)
When Jesse checked on Chet, Chet shoved him away. Chet went to the floor and Jesse followed him. As they were getting into a heated exchange on the floor the champs were celebrating in the ring. Then the opening riffs of the song "War Pigs" is heard. The crowd goes wild. Two large, scary men come out. They have paint on their faces, wild haircuts and are wearing spiked shoulder pads.
Gorilla Typhoon: Hey, that is the team of Road Demolition. The guy with the mohawk is Aximal and the one with the reverse mohawk is Hawsh.
KC: They are also known as Legion of Demolition.
They stand on the stage looking menacing. They point at The Thrashers, who just stare at these large men, and make the belt gesture around their waists.
Gorilla Typhoon: So, the champions are 2-0 in defending their title. Can Dude Brohan break the trend?
KC: I doubt it. That blowhard is over his head as he is facing a precise fighting machine in The Annihilator.
Gorilla Typhoon: Don't overlook the Dudester so quickly. He is a powerful man.
KC: Shut up Typhoon.
Sugar Dunkerton w/Ball Boy vs Will w/Professor Gigawatt.
It seemed that Sugar was out to get some payback for what happened to his tag partner. He got to it and before long rocked Will with an Air Dunkerton. He hooked a leg, and a handful of tights, to get the victory.
Winner: Sugar Dunkerton by pinfall. (*)
Gorilla Typhoon: Well, it's just about time for our big $25,000 Battle Royal.
KC: I still cannot believe I did not get my invite to it. I guess they knew if I was in it I would win it.
Gorilla Typhoon: Oh, give me a break KC.
KC: Keep it up Typhoon and I will give you a break. I will at least be nice and let you pick which arm or leg gets it.
Gorilla Typhoon: Shouldn't you be off to Hollywood again. I hear they are making a movie called Caveman and it sounds like you would be perfect for it. As an extra.
KC: That is IT! I am done with you.
With that KC takes off his headpiece, tosses it on the announcer's desk and storms off.
Gorilla Typhoon: I am sorry about that folks. I guess KC just cannot be professional. Anyways, let me go over the special rules for our special Battle Royal. The match will start with just two men. They will battle for 2 minutes and then another wrestler will enter the ring. After that a wrestler will enter every minute till the 25th man has entered. At any time, a wrestler can be eliminated when they are tossed over the top rope and both feet hit the floor. The last man standing will win the Battle Royal and the 25K.
KC returns to the desk, puts on his headpiece and sits down.
Gorilla Typhoon: Welcome back KC.
KC: I am not gonna let you run me off and make me miss the great action of this Battle Royal. I am a professional and this is the best seat in the house. Let's get this puppy started.
$25,000 Battle Royal
1st man out is Mad Arab. He is led to the ring by The Thinker who gets upset when one of the refs tells him he must return to the back. The Thinker barks his last orders at Mad Arab before leaving.
2nd man out is Bug Buster.
The two men fought and Buster wore Mad Arab down with his Extermination finisher. KC pointed out that Buster cannot get a submission. When Gorilla says obviously KC yells at him to shut up. Buster tosses Mad Arab over the top ropes and eliminates him.
3rd man out is Skullgore.
4th man out is Rad Racer. Mr. Bonsai comes out with Racer to walk him down the ring but is distracted by entering some numbers on a calculator and looking upset. Racer tries to get his attention but Bonsai waves him off and returns to the back.
5th man out is former USA Champion, Might Leo.
Leo attacks Skullgore and after a Giant Paw Swipe sends Skullgore tettering on the top rope Leo lifts him the rest of the way and tosses him to the floor. Skullgore is gone.
6th man out is Tennis Pro.
Tennis Pro goes after Rad Racer. Pro has him going over the top rope. Bug Buster tries to make the save but can't do it. Pro eliminates Rad Racer.
Bug Buster at least gets quick revenge as he lifts and tosses Tennis Pro out of the ring and the match. Tennis Pro yells "You cannot be serious".
7th man out is a masked man not seen in RCW before. Gorilla says, "That is a man from the Universal Wrestling Association that is down in Mexico. RCW has entered into a working arrangement with them. His name is Frightmare, part of the tag team the Pumpkin Patch Kids."
Frightmare attacks Bug Buster while Mighty Leo just watches. Frightmare eliminates Buster leaving just two men in the ring.
Frightmare goes after Leo and hits Kneecolepsy.
8th man out is Colbalt Commander and he attacks Mighty Leo.
9th man out is The Pirahna and he joins in the attack on Leo.
Leo hits a Big Cat Splash on The Pirahna and eliminates him.
10th man out is Red Pirate Rogers.
11th man out is Dark Invader.
12th man out is another masked man. Gorilla lets the fans know he is Hallowicked, tag team partner of Frightmare in the Pumpkin Patch Kids.
The Pumpkin Patch Kids double team Colbalt Commander and toss him out to the floor.
13th man out is T.A. Templeton. He is accompanied by Jobber Joe. The ref tells Joe he has to return to the back but Joe argues he needs to be there to take care of Templeton's looks. The ref does not buy it and sends Joe to the back.
T.A. Templeton jumps Dark Invader and has the former USA Champion in trouble. Templeton lifts Invader up in his 10 Count Suplex. The fans count to ten then T.A. deposits Invader out of the ring.
14th man out is Keith Blood.
He joins the Pumpkin Patch Kids in beating down T.A. before tossing him to the floor. Jobber Joe runs down and works on T.A.'s hair and mustache.
Keith Blood smiles at the PPK. They face each other, nod and attack Keith. Hallowicked rocked Keith with two Yakuza Kicks then the PPK double clotheslined Keith sending him crashing to the floor. He looks up and stared angerly at them.
15th man out is Buzzsaw. He takes everyone in the ring to Clothesline City.
The clock runs down to zero.
Gorilla Typhoon: This was supposed to be Iceberg coming out but he was replaced.
KC: What? What a rip. We want Iceberg. Where is he?
Gorilla Typhoon: That is what everyone would like to know. Since he is MIA, Commissioner Mr. Codger made a call and found a replacement. A man from the Orient who happened to be in the US.
16th man out is Killer Khan.
Khan attacks Red Pirate Rogers and uses Twin Thrust to send Rogers flying over the top rope, eliminating him.
Might Leo comes up behind Khan and eliminates him. Fans have a mixed reaction as they are happy for Leo but wanted to see more of Khan.
17th man out is He-Beast the Barbarian. He marches out waving his chain and looks to bring it in the ring but a couple refs stop him.
18th man out is Ace Arcadium.
Buzzsaw and Might Leo are slugging it out like two wild animals. Leo rushes Buzzsaw who dips and back body drops Leo out of the ring to eliminate him.
19th man out is Slashmaster. He-Beast and Hallowicked are fighting and Slashmaster pushes He-Beast to the side and attacks Hallowicked. KC says he was probably instructed to go after the PPK for what they did to Keith Blood.
Frightmare helps his tag partner and both men eliminate Slashmaster.
20th man is another masked man. KC introduces him as Samuray Del Sol. He goes after the biggest men in the ring, He-Beast the Barbarian who has almost a foot on him.
21st man out is Lazer.
Del Sol is using his speed to keep He-Beast on his heels. He uses head scissors to fling He-Beast over the top rope and eliminates him. Del Sol went over the top too but landed on the apron. Lazer ran over and hit Del Sol with a forearm knocking him to the floor and eliminating him.
22nd man out is Danger Zone. He goes right after Hallowicked. He quickly eliminates Hallowicked.
23rd man out is Warhawk.
24th man out is Johnny Kobra.
Kobra attacks Frightmare. Then Ace Arcadium joins in. Ace eliminates Frightmare. It it time for the last entrant to come out.
25th man out is Jet Set Strutter.
Jet Set attacks Lazer and uses his finisher to hurt Lazer's legs. As Lazer hobbled around Jet Set eliminated him.
Buzzsaw saw his partner eliminated and went after Jet Set. He hits a Super Soldier Sholder Block and eliminates the former World Champion.
Warhawk attacks Buzzsaw while Ace Arcadium and Danger Zone square off. All while Johnny Kobra backs up and sits down in a corner, watching the action.
Ace Arcadium tosses Danger Zone out of the ring. That leaves just four men left in the match.
Johnny Kobra springs into action and attacks Ace from behind. A knee strike to Ace's back and a low blow. Then Johnny tosses Ace to the floor before returning to the corner, this time kneeling there.
Buzzsaw finally eliminates Warhawk in a battle of a couple hosses.
As Buzzsaw looks down at Warhawk he is jumped by Johnny Kobra. Buzzsaw tries to fight back but he is over eager and Kobra pulls down the top rope and Buzzsaw spills out to the floor being eliminated.
Winner: Johnny Kobra. (****)
Johnny Kobra wins the Battle Royal. Mean Jeans comes down with the security guards and presents the briefcase of the money to Johnny Kobra. Johnny is all smiles as he holds the briefcase close to him in a hug.
A promo for the next super card in April. It will be Wrestle Bowl II. Not only can people view it live and via closed-circuit television, fans will be able to watch at home thru their cable provider in a new option called Pay Per View.
The Annihilator vs Dude Brohan for the World Championship.
The two big men slugged it out for several minutes trying to get the better of the other. After a big boot Dude went for the cover but only got a two count. Shortly after that the champ got his offensive game going. He went to the top rope and came flying off with an elbow to the top of Dude's head. The challenger wobbled and then fell like a great tree. The Annihilator went for the kill as he went to put Dude in Hasta La Vista. KC said the fat lady was about to sing. Then suddenly Dude's eyes got really big. He was getting pumped up in what people call The Big Swell. He broke out of the hold and started slugging the champ. When The Annihilator fell to the mat Dude bounced off the ropes and hit Big Bro Leg Drop. He covered and the fans joined the ref in the count. One...two...three. We have a new World Champion.
Winner: Dude Brohan via pinfall to win the title. (***)
As the fans cheer Dude Brohan does his surfing poses in the ring while Surfin' U.S.A. blared over the speakers.
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Post by on_the_edge on Apr 24, 2022 15:02:45 GMT -5
1/13/81 El Paso, TX - card #50
After the opening video we are live and standing in the ring is the new RCW World Champion, Dude Brohan.
Dude Brohan: Oh yes bros. Your Dudester did it. I won the World title bro. I said The Annihilator could not handle me and my 26-inch sea serpents bro and I proved that to be correct. This is the era of Dude Brohan. I will hold the title for a long, long time. No one will take this belt from me. I am ready for any challenger.
With that the music for Jet Set Strutter began and he came out with his manager, The Thinker. They enter the ring and Dude Brohan gives them a good looking over.
Dude Brohan: What do you want?
The Thinker points to an advertisement for Wrestle Bowl II. Unfortunately, it was one of those new fancy electric advertisement boards. So, by the time Dude Brohan turned around to look at it the ad had changed from Wrestle Bowl II to one for Preparation H. Dude gets an expression on his face that was part confusion and part shock. He turns back to The Thinker who seems confused with Dude's reaction. He looks where he is pointing and realizes what happened and quickly puts his hand down.
Dude Brohan: Do they burn?
As a "he has hemorrhoids" chant breaks out The Thinker gets mad and yells at the fans to shut up. Jet Set does not know what is going on at first but then he realizes it and goes to cover his managers ears. The Thinker takes off running to the back, Jet Set hot on his trail. Dude Brohan laughs and then starts doing his surfing poses.
A video showing highlights from the super card, Brawl at the Mall.
Dark Invader vs T.A. Templeton w/Jobber Joe.
Invader asked for this match due to Templeton eliminating him from the Battle Royal. Joe gave Templeton a quick once over before the match to make sure he was looking his best. In the match he was looking good, for a while. Then Dark Invader strikes back. Invader kept knocking Templeton down and he kept getting back up. Invader used a super atomic drop to finally get the win.
Winner: Dark Invader via pinfall. (**)
--- commercials including for The Show coming to Jackson, MS and Mobile, AL ---
In a small room in back, Mr. Bonsai is talking on the phone.
Mr. Bonsai: I just need a little more time and I will have your money. No, I do not want my leg broken. I swear I will have your money. Please, just a few more weeks. A couple weeks? One week is not enough. Yes, I understand but...but...but...you see...but...ok I will have it.
He hangs up the phone.
Mr. Bonsai: That is the last time I bet on a donkey basketball game.
Gorilla Typhoon: We saw one match that formed because of the happenings in the Battle Royal at Brawl at the Mall. The next two matches are the same situation. What are your thoughts on the upcoming matches KC?
KC: Don't worry about me Typhoon. Let's just focus on the great in ring action. The Show has been on fire and tonight is no exception.
Mighty Leo vs The Pirahna.
Leo spent the first couple minutes tossing The Pirahna around the ring. He was in total control. Then he decided to toss The Pirahna out of the ring. When he went after him, he quickly realized it was a mistake. The Pirahna jumped him and threw him into the ring steps before rolling him into the ring. Then The Pirahna dominated things for a while. Leo was just too much. After regaining control, he went to the top rope. Leo flew off and took The Pirahna out with a cross body block. Leo rolled him up and got the three count.
Winner: Might Leo by pinfall. (***)
--- commercials including an upcoming President's Day sale at Sears ---
A look at the tag team scene in RCW. The arrival of new teams like Pumpkin Patch Kids and Road Demolition. New teams forming like Pierre the Enormous and Star Boy plus turmoil in the team of All-Night Rocking Express. Who next will challenge The Thrashers for the World Tag Team Championship?
Shop of Horrors w/Gothica vs Pumpkin Patch Kids.
The main even saw a really good tag team match. Keith Blood was out for, well, blood. He took the fight to Frightmare to kick the match off but Frightmare quickly reversed things. Then Blood hit a spear to gain control. Once he had Frightmare a bit wobbly he tagged Slashmaster in. The big man kept control but could not seem to advance on it. Frightmare came off the ropes and stunned the masked monster and went to his corner for the tag.
Hallowicked was rocking Slashmaster forcing him to tag out the first chance he got. Keith Blood did not fare better. He survived a couple pin attempts. Gothica sensed her men were in trouble. She slid into the ring, walked up to Hallowicked and slapped him. He just looked at her for a bit, then spun her around and slapped her backside. That brought Slashmaster into the ring. Hallowicked lifted Gothica and tossed her at him. The monster caught his manager and went to gently set her down. Meanwhile Hallowicked picked up Keith Blood and performed Never Wake Up. Three slaps of the mat later and the PPK had the victory.
Winner: Pumpkin Patch Kids via pinfall. (***)
Gorilla Typhoon: An impressive win for the Pumpkin Patch Kids in their RCW tag team debut. Now, let's go to the back where Mean Jeans is standing by with the winner of the $25,000 Battle Royal, Johnny Kobra.
Mean Jeans: Thank you Gorilla. Johnny, you won the Battle Royal and the $25,000. Everyone wants to know, what are your plans for that much money?
Johnny Kobra: That is a good questions Jeans. I have been thinking about it over the last couple days. I think I have come up with a great idea. I will invest it in my future. I think I know how to use it to help my career really take off. Once I have gold around my waist, I will make even more money.
Mean Jeans: What exactly does that mean?
Johnny Kobra: You and everyone else will just have to wait. (pats his briefcase) Just know this will take me to the next level.
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Post by on_the_edge on Apr 27, 2022 15:39:24 GMT -5
1/20/81 Jackson, MS - card #51
Gorilla Typhoon: Welcome to Jackson and The Show. We have a great show for you tonight.
KC: That's right Gorilla. Dude Brohan is NOT here so that alone makes it a great night.
Gorilla Typhoon: Give me a break. Let's go to the ring for our first match.
Ace Arcadium vs Colbalt Commander.
Colbalt got in some early offense but just could not keep it going. At one point he tossed Ace into the ropes. As Ace ran the ropes Cobalt hit the mat a couple times letting Ace jump over him. When Colbalt stood up he got a forearm to the face. Ace on the other hand needed a bit to get going but once he did, he was hitting all the right buttons. He went for his finisher, Game Over, and it was as Ace covered and the ref counted three.
Winner: Ace Arcadium by pinfall. (* 1/2)
Mr. Bonsai is walking in back. He is smiling and has a bounce in his step.
--- commercials including for The Show in Mobile, AL next week and Birmingham, AL the week after before heading to Chattanooga, TN ---
A look at the tag team of Road Demolition, Aximal and Hawsh, including their surprise arrival at Brawl at the Mall. They will be in action next week.
Pierre the Enormous & Star Boy vs The All American Tag Team w/Valley Girl and Ball Boy.
Star Boy and Dasher Hatfield began for their teams. Star Boy's quickness seemed to have Dasher off his game. Star Boy with a frankensteiner that led to a two count. After another pin attempt Star Boy tagged Pierre in. The Enormous one stepped over the top rope. He stomped on Dasher then lifted him into the Double Chug Bearhug. That brought Sugar Dunkerton into the ring but when he went to try and break the hold, he only bounced off Pierre. The ref then ordered Sugar back into his corner.
After clubbing Dasher a few times Pierre put him into the Double Chug Bearhug again. Valley Girl got on the apron with plans to try and distract Pierre. But she noticed Star Boy in his corner and she stopped in her tracks. She looked over at him, smiled and start twirling her hair. Sugar and Ball Boy are yelling at her to do something. What she did was slowly lower herself back to the floor. Then Pierre went for the kill with Ginormous Drop. He laid on top of Dasher but he could have placed just a single finger as Dasher was not kicking out.
Winner: Pierre the Enormous & Star Boy by pinfall. (*)
Gothica is talking to her men, Shop of Horrors. She says it was embarrassing losing to the Pumpkin Patch Kids. She really rips into Slashmaster, telling him that the only monster he resembled last week is the Cookie Monster.
--- commercials including Wrestle Bowl II ---
Red Scare are in the interview area.
Hammerhead: Lazer. Buzzsaw. You dumb Americans think you are better than proud Russians like us? Nyet. The USSR is superior to silly USA. Me and Space Monkey will prove it. We challenge you to best of five series. Four matches where each of us face each of you in single matches. Then a tag team match. After the five matches we will know who the real super power is. Of course, we already know it is the USSR.
Buzzsaw vs Mad Arab w/The Thinker.
What a good match. Buzzsaw made the mistake of turning his back to Mad Arab before the match, perhaps thinking about the challenge from Red Scare. The bell rang and Mad Arab sprang into action, attacking Buzzsaw from behind. He tried putting the big man into a bearhug but Buzzsaw broke out of it. Then Buzzsaw started overpowering his opponent. He took Mad Arab on a trip to Clothesline City.
Mad Arab knew he was in trouble so he rolled to the floor. The Thinker game him some instructions and he went back into the ring. Less than a minute later Mad Arab was in control. He hit his finisher, Arabian Suplex, a couple times and almost got a pin on the first one and a solid two count on the second. Then he started using the camel clutch to put stress on Buzzsaw's back. It was a good game plan because when he hit another Arabian Suplex he got the pin.
Winner: Mad Arab via pinfall. (***)
In the locker room Professor Gigawatt is talking to Stallions Gone Wild.
Professor Gigawatt: I need to get back to our time. I have some great new ideas that I need to work on and get patents on. I am sure you boys will be fine without me. Just keep being true to yourself.
Fred: Wow, we are gonna miss you Professor. Tell the future we said "hey, fiesta on".
Will: This is going to be tough. We are so used to you being in our corner. But you have to do what is best for you. Be most righteous Professor.
Professor Gigawatt: Be most righteous boys.
With that he walks off, the Stallions following him, goes out to the parking lot and gets into a GM Gremlin. He starts it up, drives off and disappears into the time stream.
Fred: I wonder what the future will look like.
Will: But Fred, isn't the future our present from the past?
Fred: (after taking a moment for a deep thought) Whoa.
Will: Yea, whoa.
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