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Welcome to another installment of the Death Match Kings! After a fun opening card, we have some great matches lined up today! A Screamer's Death Match between the man who brought us this match, Oddball. He takes on the High Flyer, risk taking veteran Insane Wayne!
Also we have a Saturn Street Fight between Discord and Sabor! Last card, Sabor blindsided Discord from behind, laying him out. Discord then recovers and challenges Sabor to a match today! Sabor was silent, but acting Commissioner Jack Hood was not! He makes the match happen, and we'll see if Discord can gain some revenge against his aggressor today?!
Our Main Event pits two rivalries, The Gladiators of Aethra & the Crooked Heel Society! Scar wants Devious Scott Deville in match at ANNIHILATION
, with Deville & company leaving the ring! Deville says today, that Scar has to earn his shot at him, but defeating Crooked Heel Society member, Wladek the Impaler, in an No Holds Barred Match! No DQ, No Count Out, Anything Goes match! Scar accepts the match and vows to make Deville pay for being such a coward!
But before all that, a huge BUNKHOUSE BRAWL BATTLE ROYAL is our opening contest! 20 wrestlers enter the ring, all with some sort of violent weapon in hand! Trash cans, shovels, forks, chairs, you name it! Our entrants are:
Crooked Heel Society members, Devious Scott Deville & Hellstorm Shawn Hillard!
Devil's Rejects, Uma Dahmer, X-Nails & our acting Commissioner Jack Hood!
Grindhouse, Xaphan, Astro Creep & Scorpi
Steel Dynasty, Hardcore Jim Steel, Wildcat Drake Steel & Boston Crippler Darian Kingsmen
Assassins Extreme, Kanazawa, Akuma The Ninja & Kid Rumble Y2K!
And then there's The Ace, Pullos, Cardiak, Varsity, The Crow & Dogma! That rounds out our 20 competitors! Let's hit the ring for our Bunkhouse Battle Royal! Ding...Ding...ding!!!20 MAN BUNKHOUSE BATTLE ROYALOrder of Eliminations:
1) Dogma ousted by Cardiak!
2) Scorpi eliminated by The Crow
3) Devious Scott Deville by Kanazawa!
4) X-Nails by teammate Uma Dahmer, off a pin save attempt, accidentally eliminated his own partner!
5) Varsity by Hellstone
6) Uma Dahmer by Jim Steel
7) Astro Creep by Pullos
8) Drake Steel by Jim Steel, off a pin save attempt, Jim accidentally hits Drake and sends him over the top rope to the floor!
9) Jim Steel by Hellstone, while Jim was trying to reason with Drake, Hellstone sneaks up and eliminates Jim!
10) Y2K by Cardiak! Cardiak is on Fire!
11) Double Elimination!!! The Ace and Hellstone took each other out of the match in a wild turn of events!
13) Darian Kingsmen by Pullos! Pullos is on Fire!
14) Xaphan by Jack Hood!
15) The Crow by Cardiak! Cardiak is on a Rampage!
16) Pullos by Kanazawa!
FINAL FOUR! Assassins Extreme vs. Cardiak & Jack Hood!
17) Kanazawa gets tossed by Jack Hood.
18) Akuma gets tossed simultaneously by Cardiak!FINAL TWO!!! Jack Hood vs. Cardiak!
Cardiak gets tossed out by Jack Hood who wins the Bunkhouse Brawl using a steel chair to knock Cardiak over the top rope!
Some controvery here as Justin Case came to ringside and handed Jack Hood the chair, and since there are no DQ's in this event, it's perfectly legal. But what a cheap shot way to win an epic battle! The Devil's Rejects make a big statement here, as they plan on sticking around at the DMK! Trent Lawless interviews The Ace of Pain backstage!
Trent conducts a normal interview in which Ace of Pain describes in great detail his plans for the DMK! And he will deal with anyone here the same way he dealt with that POS last card, with PAIN'S INTERVENTION! Look out Death Match King's locker room!
Up next, we have a Double Tables Tag Team Match!
Wisconsin Death Trip, The Crusher & Mad Dog come to the ring! These hardcore baddies have been around all of the indpendents across the galaxy! Mostly in the early days of the CCW, but they come with a lot of title history! They specialize in Tables Matches, so this is right up their alley!
Their opponents are the I.C.U., Intense Crippling Unit, of J-Hooks & Shotz! They've carved their name in industry being one of the top teams in the FWA/OLW organization, a promotion notorious for crime and underhanded politics! If you can make it there, you must be double tough! They've held tag team gold there and are looking to make a statement here in this Double Tables Match! Let's go!! DING...DING...DING!!!DOUBLE TABLES TAG TEAM MATCHWisconsin Death Trip vs. I.C.U.
It was a brutal a match as we anticipated, as the action stayed mostly outside the ring. Mad Dog & J-Hook took each other out of the match, after J-Hook landed on Mad Dog crushing him through two tables! That just left The Crusher & Shotz alone in the ring to fight the rest of the way. Mad Dog & J-Hook tried to help when they could, but they were so battered and bruised, they weren't much help. Shotz tossed Crusher through a table outside the ring and then landed a crushing body splash to the floor that ended Crusher's night! I.C.U wins a nail biter of a match that could have gone either way! Crusher is hurt for 4 cards. He'll have a moderate injury coming back, if he comes back?LIVE SEGMENT!
At the Announcer's Table!
We are getting word that backstage, there seems to be a fight going on?!? The Camera picks up the action, where we see Cardiak pummeling Jack Hood with an assault! It's pretty clear Cardiak is not happy with the Bunkhouse Brawl Battle Royal result! Justin Case is jumping around, trying to distract Cardiak as he punches and stomps Jack Hood. He finally garnishes Cardiak's attention, just long enough for Hood and the rest of the Devil's Rejects to triple team Cardiak from behind! Cardiak puts up a good fight, but is over powered. The Devil's Rejects romp and stomp Cardiak and leave him laid out. They cheer and high five each other, saying "this is what you get when you mess with us!!" Then Cardiak sits up, like something rising from death! The Devil's Rejects see it and run! Cardiak gives chase!
Up next, we have the Screamer's Death Match!
Oddball has been with us before, and is insistent on bringing this Screamer's Death Match to the Death Match Kings! Not much is known about Oddball, other than that infamous Burger King Brawl with XIII, which he got embarrassed and left in a hurry! Now back, he's looking for anyone to fight in him in his style of match! Insane Wayne was just crazy enough to try! Let's go! DING...DING...DING!!!SCREAMER'S DEATH MATCH Oddball vs. Insane Wayne
Insane Wayne defeated Oddball in this one, while going outside and grabbing a chair from a fan. Insane Wayne leveled Oddball in the head, while avoiding the Screamers zipping along the rails! Insane Wayne used a high spot and pinned Oddball, who was knocked out cold! No one was seriously hurt in this match, as both avoided the Screamers in the match! Thank Goodness! NOT! TRENT LAWLESS INTERVIEW:
Rey Suicida lays down the claim that he is the best Lightspeed Wrestler (under 230 lbs) and the toughest to kill in Death Match Kings! And winning that Six Way Scramble Match last card, proves it! "There isn't anyone, anywhere that can beat me!" Just then, as if on cue! Oz The Bastard shows up, with spike bat in hand! The Hardcore Titan, who's very name tells you he is one of the toughest bastards that ever stepped into the ring! He interrupts the interview and begs to differ on Rey Suicida's claim! The two get into a fight right there, and after security breaks them up, Jack Hood w/ Justin Case comes out and makes a match for these two at ANNIHILATION!
, and it will be a BRAWL GAMES DEATH MATCH!!!
After that, we have a wild Saturn Street Fight to get to! Last card, Discord laid out a challenge to Sabor, which was met with a blindsided attack by Sabor! He left without uttering a word, which makes us wonder if we had our answer or not? Jack Hood gave us the answer and made the match today! Let's Go!!! DING...DING...DING!!!SATURN STREET FIGHTDiscord vs. Sabor
Discord had Sabor rocking and reeling early, but Sabor battled back and levels Discord with THE END COMPLETE (+6) and it was all over but the shouting!
Discord ended up getting a 6 card injury, but looks like if he returns, he won't suffer any long term effects from this match!PAID ADVERTISEMENT:
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Now that we got that business out of the way, Main Event time!
Scar has wanted a match with Devious Scott Deville. But Deville doesn't seem too interested! Instead, he sends his Crooked Heel Society member, Wladek the Impaler to do his dirty work! Scar is less than impressed and says he'll destroy Wladek and then at ANNIHILATION
, he will break Deville in half! Hopefully, Scar doesn't look past Wladek, who is one tough dude!MAIN EVENT, NO HOLDS BARRED MATCHThe Aethran Nightmare, Scar vs. Wladek The Impaler w/ Scott Deville
This was a slug fest. Scar had Wladek beat with a Decapitator, but The Crooked Heel Society get involved! Later, Wladek gains the advantage and nearly had Scar defeated with THE POLISH IMPALER! The Gladiators of Aethra, Necro Butcher & Rage come running out! Crooked Heel Society get involved, total bedlam! Both teams brawl to the back, leaving Wladek and Scar alone in the ring. Scar battled back and hits a Gladiator Piledriver on the concrete floor to win the match! Wladek suffered a 1 card injury (neck stinger) and will have a minor card injury when he returns to in ring action!Matches signed for ANNIHILATION
Scott Deville vs. Scar - Match TBD
Rey Suicida vs. Oz The Bastard - Brawl Games Death Match
Cardiak vs. Jack Hood - Match TBD Injury List:
Lonestar - 5 cards (moderate injury on return)
Ballistic - 6 cards (needs Medical clearance, then a severe injury on return)
Crusher - 4 cards (moderate injury on return)
Discord - 6 cards (no injuries on his return)
Wladek - 1 card (will have a minor injury for one card on his return)
Thanks for tuning in! Hope you enjoyed this card! Until next time Death Match fans! Stay out of the Death Match Ring! Don't try this stuff at home, kids! See ya!