Holiday Horror Characters

[Deleted]

That rocks Broc.

[Brocster]

Thanks guys! I was hesitant to even post this one because I though only my warped sense of humor would find it funny.

[jimsteel]

Awesome Broc

[Tournament Master]

How could you not love a French burrito! Great job Broc, love the creativity here.

[Justin Case]

cool beans (pun intended)

[Deleted]

What no mask to cover his mouth ? joking

[Brocster]

Neily, that is a great idea! I wish I would have thought of that. Although at the time it may be considered poor taste.

[Brocster]

There once was an octopus who loved having kids. SHe had so many kids in fact she became quite a media star. The tabloids absolutely loved this woman. They even gave her the sweet nickname of Octomom. Octomom loved all of the newfound fame so she decided to try and add to by having a few more children.

Octomon had been artificially inseminated and birthed eight young octopi all at once. This gave her a grand total of fourteen kids with no father. Immediately after having these new children she began to parade them around on any television program that would feature her. Again, the tabloid shows ate it up, and Octomom became even more famous. However, not everyone thought she was all that great.

Children and Youth Services found that Octomom had way too many children to be able to take care of them all. Within a month of having the octuplet octopi, the state had taken custody of them and Octomom’s other six children. This caused Octomom to lose total control.

Octomom was not upset that she had lost her children. She was upset that the television programs stopped calling and people had quit paying attention to her. However, there was once person who was still paying attention, Halloween Hank.

Halloween Hank invited Octomom to join his new Holiday Horror team. He said that she would get all kinds of publicity with him and his group. She would also have a steady income which would prove she would be able to provide for all of her children.

In order to create controversy and gossip, Octomom has vowed to only wrestle against men. Let’s face it; any woman able to give birth to eight children at once is tougher than any man out there. Her style shows this.

Octomom uses her unique physiology to her advantage in her matches. Almost all of her moves involve her wrapping her opponents up in her tentacles. Her finisher is quite nasty as well, but can be avoided and countered quite easily. TENTACLE WHIRLWIND is when Octomom spins around rapidly striking the opponent several times. If this move succeeds it almost always means victory, but it does come with a risk. Octomom does not always want to take the risk of performing the TENTACLE WHIRLWIND because she is often left open to a counter attack.

Note: The TENTACLE WHIRLWIND finisher only works on a roll of “8” with two dice. If you do not want to risk missing the move, Octomom may choose to roll again on Level 3 Offense.

[TTX]

Nice....very nice.

[Knapik]

These are some of the most creative, well-written bootlegs I've ever seen. Thank you so much!