ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING
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NEW EPISODE!!!! 3/5/2023
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(Voice-over): It's 11pm that magic hour Prudhoe Bay! Time for another thrill-packed edition of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING! Here is Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson!!! (Milt steps into camera view, behind his podium...as the crowd claps vigorously).....
MILT: HIDY HO ERRYBODY! Welcome, welcome, welcome to our humble little program, we are so very glad to have you all with us this evening.....Unless you were hiding under a rock, last week the Dynamic team of "Dizzy" Ed Boulder and Johnny Ace affectionately known as The California Dreamers became our first ever APAPW Tag-Team champions by virtue of their win in the finals of our inaugural tournament over Iron Mike Sharpe and Buddy Roberts.....(crowd cheers wildly), and we wish The Dreamers the best of luck moving forward as our champions. SPEAKING of champions, tonight in our MAIN EVENT, APAPW CHAMP ISAAC THE IMPALER will face his toughest challenge to date, the electrifying ROCKY KERNODLE....should be a dandy.....Another debut to kick things off, Johnny Mantell is up after these commercial messages......don't you go anywhere!!!
*CH.58 Community Calender/Obituaries*
MILT: A good opener to start things off tonight as Johnny Mantell debuts against martial arts expert Ernest "The Cat" Miller...this match is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor , Leon's Gas and Service, 417 E. 2nd Street in Prudhoe Bay where they are proud to announce that March's "Scent of the Month" in the Men's Room vending machine is HAI KARATE, in honor of ERNEST MILLER, who will be making a LIVE appearance at Leon's this Saturday from noon-3pm. Also from noon-3pm on Saturday all HAI KARATE dispensed will be 3 squirts for 75 cents instead of the regular 2! It all happens this Saturday at Leon's Gas and Service in Prudhoe Bay!!!...let's wrestle!!!!
Ernest "The Cat" Miller 6'2 235, from Atlanta Georgia and Johnny Mantell 6'0 225 from Montague County, Texas....lock up as the bell rings. In a very competitive match, these two men go for the gusto, each man having the exact amount of pin/submission attempts (2), but neither could pull of a victory, this one ends in a 10 minute time-limit draw. After the bell Mantell reaches out to shake hands....and THE CAT SPINKICKS him in the mouth, knocking Johnny out cold....then leaves as the crowd boos in disapproval. ...
MILT: That was totally uncalled for .....what a poor show of sportsmanship on the part of one Mr. Ernest Miller! We have to take a commercial break, hopefully Johnny Mantell will be helped to the back....more APAPW wrestling coming right up when we return...
*Krohls Grocery/ACME PAWN*
Back from break, we go straight to the action, as S.D.Jones and Wolfman Farkus get to work. Farkus was as unpredictable as ever, and started out strong in this one. He used every dirty trick to try and defeat S.D. Jones however was clearly up to the task and eventually he pins WOLFMAN after his PHILLY SHUFFLE/BIG PUNCHES....followed by a SPINNING NECKBREAKER!....(the crowd goes wild as the referee raises Jones' hand in victory.)
MILT: After the debacle that followed at the end first match, it is good to see a class act like "Special Delivery" Jones.... as he gets the victory over Wolfman Farkus. ...fans The -4 Horsemen's "ENFORCER" (Milt rolls his eyes) Keith Steinborn will wrestle right here when we come back from these important messages. ..don't touch that dial. ....
*CH.58 Weather Watch/BUNS-N-GUNS*
Back from the break, we go to the ring where NEGATIVE FOUR HORSEMAN manager extraordinaire DR. JERRY GRAHAM JR. has the mic........"Bovines and Derelicts put your greasy unwashed hands together for the most dominant man in the APAPW. ....the ENFORCER KEITH STEINBORN!!!"...crowd boos as Steiborn raises his fists in the air....then quickly the crowds switches to cheers ,as TEX MACKENZIE strolls out from the back....he steps over the top-rope and stands toe to toe with Steinborn, who has to look up to him....(MACKENZIE is 6'9.....the ENFORCER is only 6'0).....after the ref does his pre-match ritual, the bell rings, and we are underway.....
This match was all Tex's as he clearly had the strength and size advantage. He used every inch of his size advantage (9") and every pound his weight advantage (60+) tossing Steinborn around like a rag doll. Totally out-matched Keith even looks scared at one point....as everything he tries, can't slow BIG TEX down....after a RUNNING BULLDOG Mackenzie....goes for the pin.....all of a sudden at the behest of Dr. Graham the rest of the -4 Horsemen,(Bill and Randy Mulkey and Kenny Jay) charge the ring from the back and beat down Tex as the ref calls for the bell and disqualifies STEINBORN. ...(El Bracero, Ed Boulder and S.D. JONES rush to Mackenzie's aid....and the HORSEMEN make a hasty retreat...)
MILT: Wow that was terrible! I'm sorry you great fans had to see this abomination to the great sport of wrestling, that was just perpetrated by Graham and his goons...Our A.P.A.P.W. championship is next...right after this....don't go away....Oh my goodness. ......
*Lil Ernie's Hardware Hank/Icktak's Salvage*
MILT: It's time for our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT, for the APAPW Television championship. If the time remaining happens to expire before the conclusion of this match we will show you the results on next week's broadcast. ...this match is sponsored exclusively by donating sponsor Darcy's IGLOO Motel 1360 Beaver Trail Rd, here in P-Bay. Darcy would like you to know that SPRING IS IN THE AIR....and in celebration Darcy would like to remind everyone that MARCH thru JUNE Darcy has HOURLY ROOM RATES AVAILABLE. This applies to rooms on the back side of the building (rooms 27-35) only, for discreet entering and exiting..... this SPRING only at Darcy's IGLOO Motel. ..let's go to the ring ...
The young challenger Rocky Kernodle waits in the squared circle as APAPW champion Isaac the Impaler takes his time getting to the ring (he is busy, bickering back and forth with the crowd). Finally he is in the ring hands the championship belt to the referee who holds it high for everyone to see, then he hands it to the ringside attendant. .....the bell rings and we are underway. ...
Isaac brutality attacks Rocky with fists, kicks and assorted slams and stomps. It looks like business as usual for the IMPALER...after pulling up Kernodle twice on obvious 3-count pins, the sadistic Isaac continues the punishment. ......he tosses Rocky into the ropes, and goes down for a backdrop, when Kenodle turns it into a SUNSET FLIP and gets the 1....2.....3.........and Rocky falls to the mat. ISAAC is livid....and tosses the ref out of the ring and starts putting the boots to Kernodle! Suddenly the back empties and it is a free-for-all as the heels and faces fight with each other......
MILT: FOLKS WE ARE OUT OF TIME. ......CONGRATULATIONS TO ROCKY KERNODLE. ....OUR NEW APAPW CHAMPEEN...OH MY WHAT A FRACAS WE HAVE GOING..... UNTIL NEXT WEEK SO LONG ERRYBODY !!!!.....HOLY (BLEEP)!
(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll over the brawl in the ring...fade out).
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(Voice-over): It's 11pm that magic hour Prudhoe Bay! Time for another thrill-packed edition of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING! Here is Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson!!! (Milt steps into camera view, behind his podium...as the crowd claps vigorously).....
MILT: HIDY HO ERRYBODY! Welcome, welcome, welcome to our humble little program, we are so very glad to have you all with us this evening.....Unless you were hiding under a rock, last week the Dynamic team of "Dizzy" Ed Boulder and Johnny Ace affectionately known as The California Dreamers became our first ever APAPW Tag-Team champions by virtue of their win in the finals of our inaugural tournament over Iron Mike Sharpe and Buddy Roberts.....(crowd cheers wildly), and we wish The Dreamers the best of luck moving forward as our champions. SPEAKING of champions, tonight in our MAIN EVENT, APAPW CHAMP ISAAC THE IMPALER will face his toughest challenge to date, the electrifying ROCKY KERNODLE....should be a dandy.....Another debut to kick things off, Johnny Mantell is up after these commercial messages......don't you go anywhere!!!
*CH.58 Community Calender/Obituaries*
MILT: A good opener to start things off tonight as Johnny Mantell debuts against martial arts expert Ernest "The Cat" Miller...this match is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor , Leon's Gas and Service, 417 E. 2nd Street in Prudhoe Bay where they are proud to announce that March's "Scent of the Month" in the Men's Room vending machine is HAI KARATE, in honor of ERNEST MILLER, who will be making a LIVE appearance at Leon's this Saturday from noon-3pm. Also from noon-3pm on Saturday all HAI KARATE dispensed will be 3 squirts for 75 cents instead of the regular 2! It all happens this Saturday at Leon's Gas and Service in Prudhoe Bay!!!...let's wrestle!!!!
Ernest "The Cat" Miller 6'2 235, from Atlanta Georgia and Johnny Mantell 6'0 225 from Montague County, Texas....lock up as the bell rings. In a very competitive match, these two men go for the gusto, each man having the exact amount of pin/submission attempts (2), but neither could pull of a victory, this one ends in a 10 minute time-limit draw. After the bell Mantell reaches out to shake hands....and THE CAT SPINKICKS him in the mouth, knocking Johnny out cold....then leaves as the crowd boos in disapproval. ...
MILT: That was totally uncalled for .....what a poor show of sportsmanship on the part of one Mr. Ernest Miller! We have to take a commercial break, hopefully Johnny Mantell will be helped to the back....more APAPW wrestling coming right up when we return...
*Krohls Grocery/ACME PAWN*
Back from break, we go straight to the action, as S.D.Jones and Wolfman Farkus get to work. Farkus was as unpredictable as ever, and started out strong in this one. He used every dirty trick to try and defeat S.D. Jones however was clearly up to the task and eventually he pins WOLFMAN after his PHILLY SHUFFLE/BIG PUNCHES....followed by a SPINNING NECKBREAKER!....(the crowd goes wild as the referee raises Jones' hand in victory.)
MILT: After the debacle that followed at the end first match, it is good to see a class act like "Special Delivery" Jones.... as he gets the victory over Wolfman Farkus. ...fans The -4 Horsemen's "ENFORCER" (Milt rolls his eyes) Keith Steinborn will wrestle right here when we come back from these important messages. ..don't touch that dial. ....
*CH.58 Weather Watch/BUNS-N-GUNS*
Back from the break, we go to the ring where NEGATIVE FOUR HORSEMAN manager extraordinaire DR. JERRY GRAHAM JR. has the mic........"Bovines and Derelicts put your greasy unwashed hands together for the most dominant man in the APAPW. ....the ENFORCER KEITH STEINBORN!!!"...crowd boos as Steiborn raises his fists in the air....then quickly the crowds switches to cheers ,as TEX MACKENZIE strolls out from the back....he steps over the top-rope and stands toe to toe with Steinborn, who has to look up to him....(MACKENZIE is 6'9.....the ENFORCER is only 6'0).....after the ref does his pre-match ritual, the bell rings, and we are underway.....
This match was all Tex's as he clearly had the strength and size advantage. He used every inch of his size advantage (9") and every pound his weight advantage (60+) tossing Steinborn around like a rag doll. Totally out-matched Keith even looks scared at one point....as everything he tries, can't slow BIG TEX down....after a RUNNING BULLDOG Mackenzie....goes for the pin.....all of a sudden at the behest of Dr. Graham the rest of the -4 Horsemen,(Bill and Randy Mulkey and Kenny Jay) charge the ring from the back and beat down Tex as the ref calls for the bell and disqualifies STEINBORN. ...(El Bracero, Ed Boulder and S.D. JONES rush to Mackenzie's aid....and the HORSEMEN make a hasty retreat...)
MILT: Wow that was terrible! I'm sorry you great fans had to see this abomination to the great sport of wrestling, that was just perpetrated by Graham and his goons...Our A.P.A.P.W. championship is next...right after this....don't go away....Oh my goodness. ......
*Lil Ernie's Hardware Hank/Icktak's Salvage*
MILT: It's time for our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT, for the APAPW Television championship. If the time remaining happens to expire before the conclusion of this match we will show you the results on next week's broadcast. ...this match is sponsored exclusively by donating sponsor Darcy's IGLOO Motel 1360 Beaver Trail Rd, here in P-Bay. Darcy would like you to know that SPRING IS IN THE AIR....and in celebration Darcy would like to remind everyone that MARCH thru JUNE Darcy has HOURLY ROOM RATES AVAILABLE. This applies to rooms on the back side of the building (rooms 27-35) only, for discreet entering and exiting..... this SPRING only at Darcy's IGLOO Motel. ..let's go to the ring ...
The young challenger Rocky Kernodle waits in the squared circle as APAPW champion Isaac the Impaler takes his time getting to the ring (he is busy, bickering back and forth with the crowd). Finally he is in the ring hands the championship belt to the referee who holds it high for everyone to see, then he hands it to the ringside attendant. .....the bell rings and we are underway. ...
Isaac brutality attacks Rocky with fists, kicks and assorted slams and stomps. It looks like business as usual for the IMPALER...after pulling up Kernodle twice on obvious 3-count pins, the sadistic Isaac continues the punishment. ......he tosses Rocky into the ropes, and goes down for a backdrop, when Kenodle turns it into a SUNSET FLIP and gets the 1....2.....3.........and Rocky falls to the mat. ISAAC is livid....and tosses the ref out of the ring and starts putting the boots to Kernodle! Suddenly the back empties and it is a free-for-all as the heels and faces fight with each other......
MILT: FOLKS WE ARE OUT OF TIME. ......CONGRATULATIONS TO ROCKY KERNODLE. ....OUR NEW APAPW CHAMPEEN...OH MY WHAT A FRACAS WE HAVE GOING..... UNTIL NEXT WEEK SO LONG ERRYBODY !!!!.....HOLY (BLEEP)!
(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll over the brawl in the ring...fade out).
