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Post by gnw2022 on Apr 1, 2023 2:59:56 GMT -5
New Episode!!! 4/1/2023
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(Voice-over): Good evening Prudhoe Bay! Welcome to another action-packed hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING, right here on CH.58 KPBA!!! Here again to bring you all the excitement of tonight's broadcast, is Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson!
MILT: Hello again wrestling fans, to another jam-packed APAPW show! The Gladiator, Lord Zoltan, Rocky Stone, former APAPW champion ISAAC THE IMPALER, just a few of the stars on tonight's big show, and the MAIN-EVENT will be a Title Shot match between DAVID TAYLOR and GEORGE WELLS, the winner will face APAPW CHAMPEEN Rocky Kernodle right here on next week's episode, how about them apples huh....keep it here the action starts right after these important messages......
*Granny's Nook & Cranny/Icktak's Salvage*
MILT: WE are back folks....this opening match is sponsored exclusively by donating sponsor Lil Ernie's Hardware Hank, 108 Knobby Pine Blvd, here in P-Bay! ERNIE says it is time to get your "SH$# together", and he is here to help! Spring is here and that means time to fertilize those lawns and gardens! And this week only at Lil Ernie's he has MANURE for sale!.....so bring those wagons, and a clothespin and shovel to your heart's content! Pull around back to the biggest mound of dookie in the state! And remember If LIL ERNIE DOESN'T HAVE IT, YOU DAMN WELL DON'T NEED IT! ...let's wrestle!!!
Wolfman Farkus 6'2 250lbs, from the wilds of Canada vs The Gladiator 5'10 237, Portland Oregon. Farkus stalks his way to the ring swinging his chain wildly, and the Gladiator vacates the ring as soon as the Wolfman enters it. Finally the pre-match rituals are finished, and the bell rings. Farkus goes crazy on the Gladiator dominating from bell to bell. Wolfman nearly removes his opponent's mask, and really puts a hurting on him in the process! Finally back on the task at hand Farkus pins The Gladiator after a RUNNING FOREARM SMASH.
MILT: Always entertaining and unpredictable Wolfman Farkus fans....Tom Stone vs ISAAC up next.....don't touch that dial folks!!!
*Ch.58 Weather Watch/BUNS-N-GUNS*
Straight from the break, the bell rings and the match is underway. ....Tom "Rocky" Stone vs Isaac the Impaler. Stone finds himself in trouble right from the git-go, and before you can say BOO!, the Impaler has him bleeding. Isaac is using all his dirty tricks,never letting up. The referee, having his fill of the Impaler's antics...pulls him off of his opponent and the 2 have words! Isaac (his back turned to Stone) is berating the crowd and the ref. ....STONE rolls him up from behind for the pin, as the crowd goes wild! An enraged Isaac beats down Stone until El Bracero and Rocky Kernodle race to Stone's aid....and Isaac makes a hasty retreat.
MILT: A well deserved win for Tom Stone, and thank goodness for El Bracero and APAPW CHAMPEEN Rocky Kernodle for coming out and chasing that villainous Impaler to the back... more great ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING action coming up...right here after these commercial messages !!!!
*ACME PAWN/Darcy's IGLOO Motel*
MILT: BIG Main Event coming up, but first Ric McCord and Lord Zoltan have a date with destiny....let's go to the ring. .....
In a very competitive and physical matchup, Ric McCord turns back the stiff challenge put forth by Lord Zoltan. At one point Ric nearly submits to Zoltan's TRIANGLE DEATH GRIP, but the gritty man from Roanoke, Virginia doesn't concede. He fights his way back, the crowd cheering him on. He pins Zoltan after a FLYING CROSSBODY BLOCK.
MILT : What a display of intestinal fortitude by Ric McCord. ...that was something..and against a very tough opponent in Lord Zoltan. ...fans our TITLE SHOT time remaining MAIN EVENT is next!!!!!......WE'LL be right back!!!!
*Ch.58 Obituaries/Mokowski's Taxidermy*
MILT: This match is for a title shot next week, against our current Champeen Rocky Kernodle, and is scheduled for our TV time remaining. If we need to leave before its conclusion, we of course will show you the results on next week's broadcast. ..this match is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor, The Slippery Sealion Bar and Grill, 210 Main St. downtown Prudhoe Bay! This Wednesday will be their big Spring Rocky Mountain Oyster feed from 7pm- close (10pm). For only $7.95 you can feast on all the deep fried bull-balls you can fit in your stomach. It's gonna be NUTS! This Wednesday at the Slippery Sealion. ..... let's go wrestling. ....
An intense fan favorite George Wells, is already in the ring warming up with a preliminary stretch....as "God Save the Queen" fills the ringside area from the speaker system. DAVID TAYLOR struts towards the ring, proudly waving the Union Jack (British flag)....as the crowd boos loudly....and chants.....U..S...A.....U.....S.....A! He finally gets to the ring, and motions to the ref, to keep Wells away while he removes his fineries. After the pat down, the ref starts the match. Wells and Taylor are evenly matched, and both men are pumped and ready. Wells uses his athletic prowess and keeps Taylor confused and off balance. Taylor manages to avoid an early Wells pin attempt (powerslam). After rolling out of the ring, the Englishman catches Wells with European Uppercut, and begins a methodical offensive assault on the stunned George. Taylor takes Wells to the mat with a headlock takedown. ......
MILT: Folks we are nearly out of time for this week, we'll keep the cameras rolling....and you will see the exciting conclusion to this epic contest next week right here on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. .....So long for now ERRYBODY!!!!!
(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. ....fade out.)
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Post by TTX on Apr 1, 2023 8:26:54 GMT -5
What other wrestling show gives you a Taxidermy sponsor? A lot of fun matches as well.
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Post by gnw2022 on Apr 6, 2023 1:44:52 GMT -5
What other wrestling show gives you a Taxidermy sponsor? A lot of fun matches as well. Your too kind! Thanks for tuning into our humble little endeavor! |
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Post by victoryroll84 on Apr 6, 2023 6:04:58 GMT -5
Looks like Taylor was mounting an offensive versus Wells! looking forward to the main event results next card! Such a great fed gnw keep up the creative work  |
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Post by gnw2022 on Apr 6, 2023 19:54:21 GMT -5
Looks like Taylor was mounting an offensive versus Wells! looking forward to the main event results next card! Such a great fed gnw keep up the creative work Thank you for tuning in,love the feedback! |
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Post by gnw2022 on Apr 8, 2023 14:09:27 GMT -5
NEW EPISODE 4-8-2023!!
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Last week's video footage (3:15 ) : David Taylor and George Wells are giving and taking punishment, in a back and forth struggle. Taylor hoists Wells up for a slam, and George's legs swing into the referee knocking him to the canvas! Taylor turns it into STANDING POWERSLAM and goes for the cover, but sees the ref is down....he gets up and rushes to his corner grabs his flag and uses it on Wells then tosses it out onto floor. He drags the groggy ref over and cover Wells! 1...2....3.....(cut to voice-over)....
(Voice-over): Good Evening P-Bay and those within the 50 mile or so KPBA broadcast area! It's time for another red-hot hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING!! Put your hands together for our beloved commentator, Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hansonnnnnn!!!!
MILT: Don't know if I can follow that intro, or if I am even worthy of it....but HIDY HO ERRYBODY!! As you saw in the opening David Taylor "earned" (eye roll) his shot at APAPW CHAMP Rocky Kernodle in tonight's MAIN EVENT!!!....(crowd boos, Milt tries to quiet them down so he can continue), BUT after reviewing the goings-on, KPBA Ch.58 Owner/Manager/Programming Director and APAPW COMMISSIONER Jonathan Riggleman has decreed that Mr. Taylor will NOT BE BRINGING HIS FLAG ringside tonight!!! So.... that should be one dandy match later on....folks Tex MacKenzie and Joe Turco will get this shindig underway, right after these messages. .......
*Slippery Sealion Bar/Leon's Gas and Service*
MILT(an Oriental gentleman beside him): We are back and with me is the donating sponsor of our opening match Mr. Yu from Fook Yu's China House Restaurant, 1278 Halfshell Blvd. in Prudhoe Bay. ....he has a few words to say...take it away Mr. Yu......(Yu steps to the mic)
FOOK: EVLYBODY at FOOK YU'S CHINA HOUSE leary roves wlestring...but we a rove cooking even moe! In fact our Flied Lice, voted best in aw Araska! It so good you will srap yo Momma by gorry!!!...so come on down and tly it....
MILT: Thank Mr. Yu.....now let's get to some wrestling!!!!
Washington native Tex MacKenzie makes short work of Joe Turco. Tonight Joe couldn't overcome the height (9") nor the weight advantage (40+ lbs) held by Tex. After a little speed bump of resistance, MacKenzie puts Turco to the canvas to stay with a RUNNING BULLDOG.
MILT: Obiviously Tex is back on track and if I were "Kenneth Jay" or "The Enforcer" (stifles a laugh) Keith Steinborn of the NEGATIVE FOUR HORSEMEN. ...after their sneak attack a few weeks back on MacKenzie. ...I'd be giving him a wide berth....folks....recent arrival and fan favorite Johnny Mantell after the break....don't go anywhere. ....
*Kanuck's Used Cars/Community Calendar*
(directly from the break, the bell rings) Tony Leone vs Johnny Mantell. These two men lock up in a good one. Leone uses his power advantage, while Mantell counters with his agility. Each man has a chance for a pin, but Mantell (1token) gets the win over the tough New Yorker Leone (2 tokens) via SWINGING NECKBREAKER.......
MILT: EUREKA that was a good 'un as they say up in these parts! Johnny Mantell nicely done sir! Big APAPW Championship main event, but first Pat Rose will tangle with Dr. Jerry Graham's charge, -4 Horseman Kenneth Jay....right after this don't you dare touch that dial!!!......
*Ch.58 Weather Watch/Obituaries *
(We return from commercial with Pat Rose and Kenneth Jay in the ring and unfortunately Dr. Jerry Graham Jr. has the mic.....)
Graham: Dweebs and Dweeb-ettes, you should be standing, for you are in the presence of GREATNESS! Not only myself.....but the legend himself THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF WRESTLING. ....The one ...the only KENNETH JAY!...(crowds boos, and tosses debris into the ring)....
After a brief canvas sweeping by the ref, we are underway. ...Pat Rose is making a great showing of himself, despite the constant interfering of Graham from the outside. Kenneth Jay looks really confused and slow. Rose comes off the ropes for a move....BUT Graham trips him.....giving Jay enough time to take over. The Horseman pins him with after a brief beating, with a SODBUSTER SPIKE!!!....
MILT: The shady ways of Dr. Jerry Graham prevail again....great effort put forth by the Georgia Cowboy Pat Rose. ...but it was 2 on1...what you gonna do eh?.....let's go to commercial. .....
*Krohls Grocery/Bruno's BAIL BONDS*
MILT: Welcome back errybody...time for this week's APAPW TELEVISION Championship main-event! This week it is sponsored by donating sponsor GRANNY'S NOOK AND CRANNY ANTIQUES, located at 102 Beard St. downtown Prudhoe Bay! You know most customers never get halfway through Granny's? It's true, she has over 25,000 square feet of sales space...Many of the things in her CRANNY have been untouched for years, just like Granny! So this Tuesday thru Thursday only Granny is trying something new. She is going to let you enter through her Back Door! and every paying customer will receive a FREE HAND- (Milt turns the page of his show itinerary) TOWEL (sighs and wipes his brow) with the GRANNY'S NOOK AND CRANNY ANTIQUES logo handstitched on it.....this Tues-Thurs 8-4pm...at GRANNY'S. ...let's wrestle shall we....of course if we can't get the entire match done in television time remaining we will broadcast the results next week!
David Taylor the challenger, enters the ring of course to that awful rendition of "God Save the Queen". He barks his displeasure at the decision of Jonathan Riggleman to ban his flag....as the jeering crowd mocks him. Then the crowd erupts as young and popular APAPW champion Rocky Kernodle glides to the ring....the preliminary rituals over the bell rings!
This is a solid match, these two men know their craft well. Good wrestling holds and counters are wielded equally, by both men. Taylor is the first to take the low road (of course) and soon he is wailing on Kernodle! After a bone-crunching BRITISH SUPLEX...Taylor goes for the pin........Kernodle kicks out at two and a half! Taylor drops a leg, and tries again....but Rocky kicks out! Taylor in complete control shoots Rocky into the ropes and readies for a back body drop. ......and by some stroke of luck the APAPW CHAMPION turns it into a SUNSET FLIP for the 1....2.....3! .....
MILT: Another Kernodle miracle victory tonight here on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING! He remains the TELEVISION CHAMPEEN. ... folks we are out of time, we'll see you next Saturday. .....SO LONG ERRYBODY!!!!
(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. ....fade out).
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Post by gnw2022 on Apr 17, 2023 20:25:26 GMT -5
New Episode!!!! 4/15/2023
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(Voice-Over): Good Evening PRUDHOE BAY!! IT'S time for another rip-roaring hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING, ON KPBA UHF CH.58!! HERE to bring you all the exciting action is one of Alaska's best kept secrets, Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor.....Milt "Sticks" Hansonnnnnn .......(crowd cheers as MILT steps up his podium)
Milt: Wow, just wow...HIDY HO ERRYBODY, and thank you all, here in studio, and of course all you great fans tuning in at home as well. I would be remiss if I didn't take a moment to thank the studio fans, "Hobo Joe, Chutak, Stinky Ralph, Fiona....and the other 6 members of the studio audience this week (Milt applauds)....for helping our little station today before we were able to get on air. The Prudhoe Bay region was hit this winter with our biggest snowfall totals since 1895, and it thawed and our STUDIO A was flooded with over 2 feet of standing water, as late as 8am this morning. With the help of the fans waiting to enter for tonight's show, and Our opening Match Sponsors Lil Ernie's Hardware Hank and FOOK YU'S China House Restaurant....we were able to be ready for tonight's broadcast! Ernie thank you so much for the sump pumps,squeegees, and the (3) 10gallon SHOP VACS. And Fook Yu for keeping the troops fed with that excellent SWEET and SOUR Calico...hope I am pronouncing that right....and you awesome fans for pitching in and helping our station janitor Huey Shuster...do the work! The place looks marvelous!!! Lil Ernie wants everyone to know that all the tools and equipment used this weekend will be on SALE for a whopping 5% below retail...while they last....our main event is a non-title tag-team match between APAPW CHAMPIONS Ed Boulder/Johnny Ace " The California Dreamers" and the team of ISAAC THE IMPALER and LORD ZOLTAN. ...but let's go to our opening match....already in the ring....
El Bracero vs Iron Mike Sharpe. ...it was a classic speed/agility (Bracero) vs size/power (Sharpe) match. Bracero frustrates Mike by countering every hold he attempts. So Sharpe in the clutches of a hammer lock, uses a stiff elbow to dislodge Bracero. Then it was a pure power display from Sharpe. He pins the popular Mexican star after a vicious SWINGING NECKBREAKER. ....
Milt: Nice effort from Bracero, but big Mike Sharpe was just too much....I cringe every time he applies that SWINGING NECKBREAKER of his (shudders)...keep it here fans, SD JONES is up next after the break.....
*Ch.58 Weather Watch/Darcy's IGLOO Motel*
It's SD JONES locking up with Buddy Jack Roberts. ....in our second event of the evening. These two have no love for each other, and Roberts quickly degrades this match into a brawl. Jones overwhelmed by Buddy, tries to fight his way back, the crowd chanting SD...SD...SD! ...Jones starts to rally....but Roberts abruptly ends the rally with a stiff kick to S.D.'s nether-region (no DQ). He pins Jones after bodyslam with a solid LEAPING ELBOW DROP. .....
MILT: Not a night for the good guys so far...I felt that kick from here...maybe just maybe George South can break the cycle after the commercial break, as he squares off against MR. X.....don't touch that dial. .....WE'LL be right back. ..
*PB VFW POST #3476/Mokowski's Taxidermy*
MILT: APAPW Tag-Team Champs California Dreamers are in our NON-TITLE main-event, but first a little business in the ring between George South and Mr. X....
Mr.X tried his best to keep the HEEL winning streak alive, but a gritty George South refused to let that happen. He kicks out of a Mr. X early pin attempt (Big Elbow), then uses a combination of good wrestling and a few stiff right hands to defeat the masked man. He gets the 1,2,3.. with a dropkick followed by a suplex.
MILT: GEORGE SOUTH fans, not to be denied victory tonight over Mr.X!...folks we'll be back with tonight's big, time remaining MAIN EVENT after we pay some bills......keep it here on CH.58!!!
*Kanuck's Used Cars/ACME PAWN*
MILT: Time is escaping us fans.....let's get this thing started....Isaac and Zoltan are already in the ring and THE MAMAS AND THE PAPAS are playing "California Dreaming" let's go ringside..
The crowd cheers as The Dreamers come to the ring, while Zoltan and Isaac cover their ears and ask for quiet! As Ed Boulder and Johnny Ace slide under the ropes Isaac and Zoltan lay the boots to them.....Ace falls out to the floor, and Isaac and his partner double-team the stunned Boulder. After a double-thrust Isaac exits and Zoltan applies his TRIANGLE DEATH GRIP....and Ed is in pain!. Finally off the floor Ace makes it to his corner, and whips the crowd into a frenzy! In the ring Zoltan tags out to Isaac and he goes to work, choking Boulder with his boot, breaking just long enough to break the ref's count.....then with Boulder in a rear chinlock he puts a finger in Ed's eye!!!..
MILT (camera stays on the action): FOLKS we have to go...I almost forgot this main event is brought to you exclusively by our newest donating sponsor P-Bay's premiere dating and match-making specialists LOWERED EXPECTATIONS....they'll match you according to your level of DESPERATION instead of all that chemistry/compatability nonsense. Go in and visit them at 666 Vultures Circle, in P-BAY or go online to LE.com...(Isaac continues to punish Boulder now stretching his mouth)......WE'LL bring all the excitement of this spectacle on next week's broadcast, until then SO LONG ERRYBODY......
(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll......fade out.)
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Post by victoryroll84 on Apr 17, 2023 21:32:47 GMT -5
All caught up again and fantastic wrestling cards gnw!
The Dreamers look to be in dire straits against Lord Zoltan & Isaac the Impaler!
Love all the wacky sponsors too!
Keep those dice hot (even in Alaska!)
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Post by gnw2022 on Apr 21, 2023 17:38:24 GMT -5
All caught up again and fantastic wrestling cards gnw! The Dreamers look to be in dire straits against Lord Zoltan & Isaac the Impaler! Love all the wacky sponsors too! Keep those dice hot (even in Alaska!) Thanks for once again tuning in,it's all for you great fans....we are humbled by your kind words...(BTW,not divulging our dice warming secrets....lol) |
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Post by gnw2022 on Apr 23, 2023 13:10:39 GMT -5
New Episode!!! 4-22-23
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(Video Footage) [3:30]: Ed Boulder struggles to make a comeback, as Issac tags Zoltan, and Lord Zoltan puts some heavy boots to Boulder. Ed finally is able to roll to his corner and make the tag....HERE COMES Johnny Ace!...first he dropkicks Zoltan to the mat, Isaac charges in and he is dropkicked through the ropes to the floor. In the ring Boulder and Ace double-team Zoltan...after a series of punches they execute a double backdrop, then Ace exits the ring. BOULDER hoists Zoltan in the air and he submits to Ed's excruciating SWINGING FULL NELSON.....
(Voice-over): P-Bay Good Evening!!!! It's the magic hour 11pm on Saturday Night! Time for ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING right here on KPBA CHANNEL 58! Here's Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Extraordinaire....MILT "STICKS" HANSONNNNNN!!!!!
MILT: HIDY HO ERRYBODY!!!....It just doesn't get any better than Saturday Night on KPBA CH.58. We have a great night of action ahead as always....plus the return of fan favorite "Quickdraw" Rick McGraw (crowds cheers ). And as you saw in the opening we had one doozy of a NON-TITLE MAIN-EVENT last week. It generated so much buzz, that APAPW Commissioner Jonathan Riggleman has declared that NEXT WEEK....the California Dreamers will meet Isaac and Zoltan again, and the DREAMER'S APAPW TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP will be on the line!!!...we get this show started with -4 Horseman Keith Steinborn vs George South right after the break, keep it here,we'll be right back!
**Ch.58 Weather Watch/ Ole & Lena's Discount House of Flannel **
Back from break George South is in the ring, and Dr. Jerry Graham Jr. has the microphone 🎤....."Ladies and Gentlemen, rise and pay tribute to "THE ENFORCER" of the Negative Four Horsemen, he's big...he's bad....KEITH STEINBORN!!!"....(crowd laughs and jeers as Graham throws a fit and Steinborn covers his ears)....(while the ref goes through the prefight pat-down and instructions.....)
MILT: Not a very auspicious welcome for Steinborn by the ringside faithful....this opening match is sponsored exclusively by donating sponsor Bob Kanuck's Used Cars, 1100 County Road 17, here in P-Bay! This Monday noon - 6pm at Bob's it's the Spring Circus of Savings Event. There will be a petting zoo, clowns, balloons and free popcorn and hot dogs!....and every car on the lot (running or otherwise) will be available for purchase with only $1,000 down and approved credit...plus whoever can guess the weight of The Circus's FAT LADY MABEL will get an additional 2% OFF their vehicle purchase..so come on down to BOB KANUCK'S USED CARS!!!....now let's wrestle. .
Keith Steinborn and George South finally get to it. STEINBORN brimming with confidence , starts strong and South finds himself on the mat quickly, from a side-headlock takedown by Keith. This match goes back and forth, and FINALLY South starts to take over. George is on a roll until...Dr. Graham rushes in and attacks him....the ref calls for the bell. ...Graham motions to the back, and the Mulkeys and Kenneth Jay rush out and join the beat down. ....George Wells and El Bracero come to South's aid....and the HORSEMEN beat a hasty retreat....
MILT: The usual ending to a -4 Horsemen contest...an unimpressive show of force by Graham and his henchmen. ....they say payback is a "you-know-what" and its only a matter of time til payback comes I'm sure. Rick McGraw returns next....don't go anywhere!!!
*Darcy's IGLOO Motel/Leon's Gas and Service*
Straight from commercial we go to the action...The Belgian Brawler Dupae Rupa vs "Quickdraw" Rick McGraw. A very spirited and entertaining match. Rupa flexes his muscles, and McGraw counters with his agility offensive. Dupae nearly gets the pin after his BELGIAN WAFFLE, but Rick kicks out! Rick makes a valiant comeback and pins Rupa after an AIRPLANE SPIN ......
MILT: Rick McGraw fans....he's back an.....(Issac rushes to the podium Zoltan in tow)...
ISAAC: You won't be able to cheat next week Dreamers!!...so shine those tag belts up all nice and pretty, because we are taking them next week...Zoltan and Isaac can't be stopped. ..(Isaac and Zoltan exit to the boos of the crowd)
MILT: GONNA be good one next week folks, you won't want to miss it!!! Be sure to tune in .....next up big George Wells and tough Tony Leone. .....after these messages!!!
*Krohls Grocery/Slippery Sealion Bar and Grill*
MILT: Number one singles contender "The Snooty Gent from Across the Pond " David Taylor is in our main event tonight against the debuting Frankie Williams...but first it's WELLS vs LEONE....let's do this!!!
Big George Wells starts off with a head of steam and Leone quickly bails to the outside. Leone uses an eye-rake and thumb, and soon George is on the canvas. Wells nearly throws Leone across the ring when he kicks out of Leone's pin attempt after a powerslam. Somehow Leone gets the upset victory as he uses dirty tactics and the ropes to help him pin Wells. ...
MILT: Enjoy that one while you can Mr. Leone, I'm sure George will exact his revenge very,very soon. .....time remaining MAIN EVENT is next STAY TUNED!!!
*ACME PAWN/BUNS-N-GUNS *
MILT: OUR TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT is brought to you exclusively by our newest donating sponsor Prudhoe Bay NO ASK/NO TELL Self-Strorage 318 Cannery Road East, here in Prudhoe Bay. Got something you need stored? No matter what you need tucked away No/Ask No/Tell has your back. Large, medium, or small we have them all! As long as you pay what you store is your business. ..all we ask is please let us know if you need a "Temperature controlled space." CHECK US OUT ASAP....if we can't get this match in,of course we will bring you the outcome on next week's broadcast. ...let's go to the ring. .......
With Frankie Wiliams 5'9 252, Columbus Ohio ready and waiting in the ring....."God Save the Queen" staggers to life over the PA..and out comes David Taylor waving his Union Jack, his nose high in the air as he struts to the ring. He waves the ref back as he enter the ring, the crowd booing their displeasure. Finally the bell rings and we are underway. .....this was short and sweet....Taylor uses 3 moves and William's is prone on the mat for the 3-count. (1) Taylor uses a European uppercut, (2) a clothesline and lastly (3) a GORILLA PRESS GUTBUSTER....and it is over....Taylor flicks his perspiration on his downed opponent, then waves his flag proudly...and struts to the back..
MILT: WOW...there you have the long and the very SHORT of it....an impressive win for the abrasive chap from England David Taylor. ...that is it for this edition of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ......we will see you again next week. .....SO LONG ERRYBODY!!!
(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. ......fade out.)
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