ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING

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New Episode!!!!! 4/29/2023
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(North To Alaska plays as a montage of APAPW stars in action ....fills the TV screens at home ,and the monitors in studio)...

(VOICE-OVER): Get your favorite beverages and snacks and settle down in your favorite easy-chair wrestling fans, it's time for another thrill-packed edition of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING!! Here with all the play by play action,along with his keen insight into the pro wrestling scene, is Wasilla High School hockey legend, and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hansonnnnnn!!!!!

MILT: HIDY HO FANS, here and at home, to Studio A and another great hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING! Tonight you will see such stars as Wolfman Farkus, Johnny Mantell, Ric McCord, and big Tex MacKenzie, as well as a couple of APAPW debuts...Irish Pat Barrett, and Terry Gibbs...and our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT is an APAPW Tag-Team championship match between Isaac the Impaler and Lord Zoltan, versus APAPW Tag-Team champions Boulder and Ace The California Dreamers!!! KATIE bar the door, for that one...Wolfman Farkus and Irish Pat Barrett will start things off, right after our first commercial break........stay tuned ERRYBODY!!

*Ch.58 Weather Watch/Community Calendar*

MILT: Before we go to the ring, we Here at KPBA CH.58, would like to thank our donating sponsors who keep the lights on here at ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING! (Crowds applauds) Like the exclusive donating sponsor for our opening match, Ole and Lena's Discount House of Flannel, 119 W. Barren Ave., in Prudhoe Bay. This week only is their "Mix and Match Spring Stray Sock Extravaganza!" Straight from the Factory in Wasilla, a semi-truck full of single slightly imperfect socks have just arrived! SWEAT SOCKS, BOOTIES, CREW SOCKS, etc any type you can imagine. Everyday this week at Ole & Lena's from 9am-9pm, you can wade through our sea of socks, and mix or match (if possible), for only $3/pair or 4 pairs/$10....only at Ole and Lena's Discount House of Flannel, now let's wrestle. ....

Young Irish Pat Barrett makes his debut against the always crazy and unpredictable Wolfman Farkus. In true Farkus fashion, the wildman from Canada goes crazy, but only slightly though.. Poor BARRETT finds himself totally overwhelmed in his first taste of APAPW action. He did manage to kick out of 2 pin attempts, before submitting to Farkus's HANGING NECKBREAKER. ...

MILT: What an unfortunate debut for one Irish Pat Barrett. One never knows which version of Wolfman Farkus will show up to wrestle,tonight it was the vicious one, a little more focused, a little less crazy..... Terry Gibbs vs Johnny Mantell. ...keep it here fans, we'll be right back. .....

*Slippery Sealion Bar/Darcy's IGLOO Motel*

Straight from commercial to the action we go, Terry Gibbs and Johnny Mantell lock up....Gibbs looks impressive in his debut against the gritty Texan. They go back and forth cleanly, until Gibbs' frustration starts to show. He hits Johnny on the break, and goes on offense. Mantell does manage to resist being pinned....and this match ends in a draw. As Mantell turns to leave, Gibbs clubs him from behind...leaving him in a heap in the middle of the ring...

MILT: BAD FORM, by Mr. Gibbs I am certain these 2 will battle again, and Terry might not like the outcome, but that will be another day...Big Tex MacKenzie is next....don't touch that dial!!!

*Krohls Grocery/ACME PAWN*

MILT: Fans we are back.....let's go to the ring!!!

Tex MacKenzie 6'9 280, Edmunds WA, against Ric McCord 6'0 225, Roanoke VA. McCord was relentless early, trying to put away his larger opponent quick and early. But there is just too much MacKenzie tonight. Tex manages to power out of every pin attempt from Ric. Then, MacKenzie begins taking over the match from a tiring McCord. He pins Ric after a devastating RUNNING BULLDOG. ....,
(Tex makes his way to the podium)...

MILT: My oh my sir what an impressive victory....
TEX: Well thank you Mr. Hanson coming from you that is something....BUT listen up KENNETH JAY and KEITH STEINBORN. ..I ain't forgot what you two cowards pulled on me a few weeks back...I have a partner....and we challenge you "men"...to a fight next week right here on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING ...Riggleman. ..MAKE IT HAPPEN!
(TEX exits)

MILT: The proverbial gauntlet has been thrown down, and I'm sure that our esteemed Commissioner Jonathan Riggleman will consider that request, and it should be a slobber-knocker!....APAPW TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MAIN EVENT IS NEXT. .....keep it here on KPBA #58.....

*Lil Ernie's Hardware Hank/Icktak's Salvage*

MILT: WE are ready for our championship main event, right here on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING, as always if it runs past our allotted time, we will show you great fans the outcome on next week's broadcast. This match is sponsored exclusively by donating sponsor PFISTER PROCTOLOGY, 2601 Medical Parkway Suite NUMBER 2, in P-BAY. Dr. HANS PFISTER says just like your home's plumbing, YOUR "plumbing" should be checked after age 50, and every 5-10 years after that. And May is the Spring Two-for-One Event at Pfister Proctology.... got something wrong in your back end, put can't quite put your finger on the problem....no worries DR. PFISTER CAN! And what better way to address your HOLE problem than to bring along your Bestie for support and a FREE EXAM of their own, (with your paid exam). Appointments are FILLING fast so call PFISTER and reserve your spot before May is over. Call 05 DIGITS IN (053-444-8746) and make your appointment ASAP. Let's go ringside. ......

After the introductions, and pre-match instructions the ref calls for the bell and we are underway. ...Isaac starts things off against Johnny Ace...after a bit of move/counter-move, Isaac drives a thumb in Ace's eye and takes over...Zoltan and The Impaler, do a great job, keeping Johnny down, and away from tagging his partner Ed Boulder. With Zoltan now in the ring, Ace makes it back to his feet, and slowly gets to his corner and he is able to make the TAG! Boulder enters the ring fists blazing, and Zoltan hits the canvas...Ed tries the cover, but Isaac manages to break it up...Boulder then uses a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE on Zoltan, and before he can cover Isaac charges in.....BUT Ed buts the big Boot right in his kisser!....Isaac gets up and charges again....but gets the same result, only now he is rolling on the canvas with a broken nose!!! BOULDER drops a leg on a still prone Zoltan, hooks the leg....and gets the pin.

MILT: WOWSERS what a match, glad you all tuned in tonight for this one.....we are almost out of time....we hope to see you all back here next week for another rousing hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING RIGHT HERE ON KPBA UHF CH.58. .....SO LONG ERRYBODY!!!

(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays, as the end credits roll. .....fade out).

[gnw2022]

New EPISODE!!!! 5/6/2023
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ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING!!
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(Voice-over): Alaskan Wrestling fans, welcome to another thrill-packed hour of APAPW Wrestling .....here to bring you all the exciting action is Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson!!!

MILT: HIDY HO and welcome one and all, we are so glad to have in studio, and of course tuned in at home as well. Some of the amazing stars on tonight's show, include Buddy Wolfe, SD Jones, Joe Turco, El Bracero and the debuts of "Spaceman" (Frank Hickey) and Pete Doherty! Our main event is a NON-TITLE match between TV champ Rocky Kernodle and Tom Stone...ONE PROGRAMING NOTE: Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling WILL NOT be on next Saturday, but will return 2 weeks from tonight. This is due to the Yearly Caribou migration, the herd estimated this year to be nearly 2,000,000, will be occupying most of the P-Bay area, which as we all know shuts down the whole town, making travel impossible among other things. BUDDY WOLFE vs The Spaceman next on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING....keep it here....

**Ch.58 Weather Watch/OBITUARIES**

MILT: Our opening match is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor Prudhoe Bay Moose Lodge #173, 400 Snowdrift Rd. It's time for their Annual Spring Senior Citizen Singles HOOK-UP Event , Thursday from Noon-4pm. Anyone over the age of 65 who is single may attend! This year's buffet items are: CREAMED BEEF or CREAMED COD, CREAMED CORN, CREAMED ASPARAGUS, CREAMED CAESAR SALAD...and for dessert. ...Tapioca pudding.....of course there will be plenty of decaf coffee and Metamucil. Musical guests Tim Putty and The Hip-Breakers will perform as well. All this Thursday at Prudhoe Bay MOOSE Lodge 173...let's wrestle. ...

Buddy Wolfe vs SPACEMAN....Wolfe has his opponent's number in this one, and dominates the action. Spaceman was only able to mount one tiny burst of offense. WOLFE pins the masked alien after a REVERSE NECKBREAKER.

MILT: SHORT and sweet is the victory for Buddy Wolfe. A shame that Spaceman traveled from wherever he comes from, to lose in his APAPW debut, perhaps SAUCER LAG (cheesy grin) is to blame...SD Jones and The Duke of Dorchester square off next.....right after these commercial messages !!!...

***Bruno's BAIL Bonds/ACME PAWN***

Back from commercial the bell rings and Jones and the debuting Pete Doherty lock up. PETE wastes no time getting to the dirty tactics and eye-rakes Jones during the collar and elbow tie up. The Duke then begins to pound away at Jones, nearly pinning him after an AVALANCHE in the corner. Jones fights back, and eventually he has Doherty reeling.... UNTIL Pete decides to blatantly choke SD until he is disqualified. Pete continues his attack, finally exiting the ring as the referee tends to S.D.

MILT: Just what the APAPW needs.....NOT!!! Another problem child from the lower 48. But I think the fans know that S.D.Jones will exact his revenge very,very soon.....Mexican jumping bean El Bracero is up next stay tuned!!!!....

*Fook Yu's China House/Emmet's Outdoor Inc.*

MILT: Mr. Joe Turco is waiting in the ring and I hear the Mariachi's in the PA speaker. ...let's go ringside. ....

An entertaining match between rough Joe Turco and the smooth and polished El Bracero. Turco did his best to win, but El Bracero was flawless in this match. The Mexican fan favorite proved to be too crafty and elusive. He pins Turco using a RUNNNING ELBOW DROP followed by a SLINGSHOT SPLASH!!

MILT: ARRIBER!!!...what a display of wrestling by the electrifying youngster El Bracero!!! Folks please enjoy these commercial messages while we catch our breath, the main event NON-TITLE match is next....DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL. ... .

*Kanuck's Used Cars/Lowered Expectations*

MILT: BEFORE our big time remaining main-event, REMEMBER ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ....RETURNS to the airwaves in TWO WEEKS right here on KPBA CHANNEL 58, due to the annual Caribou migration, that is due to hit P-BAY next week....if this main-event runs past our allotted time, we will bring you it's conclusion on our next scheduled broadcast (5/19/23). This match is sponsored exclusively by BUNS-N-GUNS Gentlemen's Club and Indoor Shooting Range, 3100 Whitetail Ave. downtown Prudhoe Bay. They are holding their big "BLOW YOUR WAD 2023" Shotgun Shooting Contest, this FRIDAY NIGHT. Register to participate for your chance to win the GRAND PRIZE "A YEAR OF FREE PRIVATE DANCES" in the Gentlemen's Club (1 free dance for 52 consecutive weeks, dancer of your choice). Just like in the movie "Highlander" There can be Only One....will it be you???.... find out this FRIDAY, contest begins after HAPPY HOUR (7PM) AT BUNS-N- GUNS, NOW let's wrestle shall we?

A steely eyed, and determined looking Tom Stone waits in the ring as the current ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING Champion Rocky Kernodle makes his way to the ring amid the screams and howls of his adoring fans (all 10). Even though it is a non-title matchup, STONE knows that winning will almost certainly punch his ticket to a title shot. He is focused and wrestles with great determination, but in the end Kenodle wins the day. After kicking out of pin attempts twice by Stone, Rocky mounts an offensive outburst that Stone cannot recover from. Kernodle pins Stone after several dropkicks.

MILT: Very impressive win for our CHAMPEEN, Rocky Kernodle.....and what a valiant effort put forth by Tom Stone as well. We will be back in TWO WEEKS with another hour of action right here on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING ON KPBA UHF CH.58. ...SO LONG ERRYBODY!!!!

(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. ....fade out. )

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NEW EPISODE!!!!!! 5-20-23
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(Voice-over): It's 11pm, Saturday night Prudhoe Bay! And you know what that means...time for another slam-bang hour of Alaska's favorite sports entertainment program....ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING, right here on KPBA UHF CH.58! Here as always to bring you all the exciting action is Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hansonnnnnn!!! (Applause and cheers smother Milt as he steps to his podium)....

MILT: FANS...is it ever good to be back!!! Thank God the caribou have made their trek through town, the P-Bay Street Dept. has had their " POOPER-SCOOPERS" out in force and cleared the "debris" just in time for our broadcast! Kudos to those brave souls, it was a CRAPPY task to undertake, and we are grateful for your hard work. We have...(Tex MacKenzie strides angrily up to MILT .....and grabs the mic.....

TEX: WHAT in TAR-NATION does a fella have to do to get anything done.....Over a Month has come and gone since those yellow-bellied scalywags KEITH STEINBORN AND KENNETH JAY jumped me. I consider myself a patient man, but I am tired of waitin'. COMMISSIONER RIGGLEMAN!.....next week I will be wrestling those two ...."Gentlemen" (his eyes roll mockingly).....with my mystery partner.....whether you approve it or not!!!!!...pardon my intrusion MILT but a man can only take so much....(Milt nods as he gets the mic back and MacKenzie exits..the crowd cheering wildly.)

MILT: I have never see that man upset....ever, until NOW! Looks like next week is the deadline for Big Tex.....folks we got one doozy of a show tonight....it all starts with THE NEGATIVE FOUR HORSEMEN tag-team specialists THE MULKEYS....vs Buddy Wolfe and Rick McGraw right after this commercial break. .....

*Ch.58 Weather Watch/Pfister Proctology*

Directly from commercial, we are in ring, Wolfe and McGraw are in one corner, The Mulkeys in the other, DR. JERRY GRAHAM JR. has the microphone.....
GRAHAM: Lot Lizards and TROLLS, time for you to show a little respect to your superiors!THE NEGATIVE FOUR HORSEMEN present the PREMIER TAG-TEAM in the APAPW. ...BILL AND RANDY ....THE MULKEYS!!!...(the crowd boos long and loud...Graham is yelling at the crowd after being pelted with debris....

MILT: While Mr. Graham exits the ring, and the canvas is swept....we have time to tell you this opening match is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor PB HOOKAH AND SMOKE SHOP, 233 Ralph St. here in The Bay! All this week every purchase of any tobacco, rolling papers, THC edibles, hookahs or other "smoking accessories" are 2 for the price of one, and you will get a 25% discount coupon for any FROZEN PIZZA from Krohls Grocery while they last, this week at PB HOOKAH and SMOKE SHOP. .... let's wrestle!!!

This tag-team tilt, starts off with Buddy Wolfe and Bill Mulkey locking up. After a series of hip-tosses by Wolfe, Bill hastily bails to the outside, as Graham motions for a "TIME OUT". The referee continues his count and reluctantly Bill returns to the ring. Wolfe and McGraw look sharp as a team and the -4 HORSEMEN are back peddling the majority of the match. As McGraw picks up Randy Mulkey for an airplane spin, he is a little too close to the ropes, and Graham reaches in and trips McGraw. Randy crashes down onto Rick and covers him.The ref counts to 3 before Wolfe can make the save......the winners by pinfall......THE MULKEYS!

MILT: WHAT a travesty wrestling fans...a win, a very dirty win if you will, by Graham and his henchmen. ..David Taylor and Frankie Wiiliams are up next.....DON'T YOU GO ANYWHERE!!!

*Fook Yu's China House/Emmet's Outdoor Inc.*

We return from break just as "God Save the Queen" ends and the bell rings...Taylor vs Frankie Williams. Taylor easily gets by Frankie, hardly breaking a sweat. After slapping him silly he pins Williams via his BRITISH SUPLEX. Taylor tosses his defeated opponent out of the ring, and steps on him as he exits to the back.

MILT: You may disapprove of his methods, but the results are impressive, David Taylor wrestling fans....our MAIN-EVENT is an APAPW TELEVISION championship match.....challenger IRON MIKE SHARPE vs CHAMPION ROCKY KERNODLE. ...whoa nelly, that will be something you'll wanna stay tuned for that one!Next up however is Georgia Cowboy Pat Rose vs the debuting BASTION BOOGER when we return....keep it here folks....

*Ch.58 Obituaries/ACME PAWN*

MILT: WE are ready in the ring....let's go to the action......

Bastion Booger makes is debut against fan favorite Pat Rose. Rose uses his speed to his advantage and for a while it works. He keeps attacking BOOGER with beals and dropkicks, but he is never able to get the 400 pounder off his feet. Rose comes off the ropes with a cross-body block, but Bastion turns it into a POWERSLAM, and Rose barely kicks out. Booger tosses Pat into the corner....and charges! Rose drops and rolls away at the last second and Bastion eats the turnbuckle. As he staggers back, Rose rolls him up for the 1,2,3!!!

MILT: Welcome to Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling Bastion Booger!Too bad for you, Pat didn't roll out the welcome mat, wow that was a good'un!....MAIN EVENT is next DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL!!!!

*Darcy's IGLOO Motel/Krohls Grocery*

MILT: Fans, welcome back. This TIME REMAINING CHAMPIONSHIP MAIN-EVENT is sponsored exclusively by Lil Ernie's Hardware Hank, 108 Knobby Pine Blvd. Ernie wants all of Prudhoe Bay and the surrounding area to "GET SCREWED"! This Tues-Thursday at Lil Ernie's Hardware Hank all bulk nuts, nails, bolts and SCREWS are 10% OFF per pound!...so come on in and SAVE. REMEMBER if Lil Ernie doesn't have it, you damn well don't need it!...if this match runs long don't fret folks we will bring the ending of it to you on next week's broadcast. .....Now let's WRESTLE!!!!

IRON MIKE SHARPE vs CHAMPION ROCKY KERNODLE. ....Sharpe attacks Kernodle as he is taking his robe off, hammering Rocky with stiff forearm blows. Soon Kernodle is on the mat, Mike laying the boots to him good. Sharpe punishes the champion with everything in his arsenal. Slams, backbreaker....knuckle sandwiches and vicious kicks. Mike isn't even trying for a pin. Kernodle manages to fight back and tries a SUNSET FLIP but Sharpe easily breaks up the pin attempt. As they lock up again in the center of the ring, Iron Mike drives a boot into Rocky's mid-section, then gets behind Kernodle and locks in a FULL-NELSON... .

MILT: (BLEEP!)....fans we gotta go, this is a real slobber-knocker! Rest assured we will bring you all the exciting action of this match on next week's broadcast. .....thanks for tuning in SO LONG FOR NOW ERRYBODY. ......

(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. .....fade out.)

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NEW EPISODE!!!!!! 5-27-23
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(Video highlight footage from last week:2:30).... As they lock up again in the center of the ring, Iron Mike drives a boot into Rocky's mid-section, then gets behind Kernodle and locks in a FULL-NELSON......somehow Kernodle manages to get over to the ropes and put his foot on the outside and the ref calls for the break. Sharpe releases the hold, and whips Rocky into the ropes on the opposite side. Then IRON MIKE (unseen by the ref) adjusts his arm-brace.....and lambastes Rocky upside the head! Kernodle drops like a stone, Sharpe goes for the cover, hooks the leg.....1...2....3...

(Voice-over): Welcome wrestling fans to another thrill-packed hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING ON KPBA UHF CH.58.....here is our host, Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hansonnnnnn!!!.....(crowd cheers)

MILT: GOOD EVENING FANS, what a show it was last week, and as you saw we have a new APAPW TELEVISION CHAMPEEN...Iron Mike Sharpe.....we will now see just how long he can hold it, sooner or later he will have to actually use skill,not shortcuts....(holds up cellular phone)...not to be unprofessional but I am awaiting a call from KPBA OWNER/ STATION MANAGER/PROGRAMMING DIRECTOR/APAPW Commissioner Jonathan P. Riggleman. Mr. cameraman,, if you would pan over to the ring....you will see Mr. TEX MACKENZIE, who arrived early, has taken up residence in the ring, just like he told us he would on last week's....show, where he challenged NEGATIVE FOUR HORSEMEN members Keith Steinborn and Kenneth Jay, in regards to the sneak attack they perpetrated on him a few weeks back....he has been joined by his "Mystery" partner, who is a mystery no longer......GEORGE WELLS!!!....let's go to a commercial break, and hopefully we will get some sort of resolution to this bruhaha. ...WE'LL be right back. ......

*BUNS-N-GUNS/Darcy's IGLOO Motel*

Back from the break....we find Milt on the celly..." Right.........yes sir.....yes....okay......fine I will let everyone know. ...thank you sir, and goodbye...(Milt turns off his phone, and puts it away in his pocket)...

MILT: Mr. Mackenzie and Mr. Wells....it seems that you WILL get your wish, in fact it will be tonight's TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT, as just ordered by Commissioner Jonathan Riggleman!!! But only if you gentlemen leave the ring in the next two minutes so we can start the show......(Tex and George make a hasty exit as the crowd cheers them on.) So we because of last week's highlights and our show being held hostage for a bit, we will only be able to have 3 matches on tonight's show....up after the break will be Johnny Mantell and Tom Stone to finally start tonight's action.....DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL. .....

*Ch.58 Weather Watch/ACME PAWN*

MILT: Tonight's opening match is sponsored exclusively by donating sponsor BRUNO'S BAIL BONDS AND LOANS, 706 Court St. N in Prudhoe Bay!...Bruno knows that with warmer weather comes more crime...and if by chance, you get grabbed the the long arm of the law, just call on us, for all your BAIL BONDING needs. If you are a repeat customer don't forget to ask for your "loyalty" discount! (be sure to show us you BRUNO'S quick-pass card to receive your discount). Also you receive an extra 2% OFF for referring your friends and family. Remember at BRUNO'S you don't need collateral, because your standing on yours!...let's wrestle. ....

Johnny Mantell and Tom Stone get things started with a fun match. Both men stick to the rules for the most part, and it was a back and forth chess-match. After kicking out of a Stone SIDE BACKBREAKER pin attempt, Mantell rallies to pin Stone with a TEXAS TUMBLEWEED.

MILT: Always a pleasure to witness some good old "fair and square" rasslin! Good job by both Mr. Mantell and Mr. Stone as well.....as you heard earlier big MAIN EVENT MACKENZIE/WELLS vs Steinborn/Jay....but we have a FARKUS fracas next as The Wolfman meets Irish Pat Barrett right after these important commercial messages. .....keep it here fans. ...

*Krohls Grocery/PB VFW POST #3476*

MILT: Let's get to the action shall we.....Time's a wasting. ......

Irish Pat Barrett vs Wolfman Farkus. Wolfman man is a little more "unhinged" than usual, which is not good for his opponent tonight, Pat Barrett. ....the wild Canadian unleashes a savage offensive attack, with bites, kicks, scratches, and all things unsavory. Farkus's bloodlust leads to his disqualification when he fails to break a chokehold before the 5-count.

MILT: Somebody put that guy on a leash ....PUHHLEASE!. A win for Pat Barrett but if I were him I would ask for a rabies test after what we just witnessed him subjected to tonight, at the hands of Wolfman Farkus.......our MAIN EVENT is next. .....keep it right here fans, we'll be right back!!!!

*Lowered Expectations/Fook Yu's China House Restaurant*

MILT: Our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor, Bob Kanuck's Used Cars, 1100 County Rd 17 in P-Bay! This week's special is a 1979 Toyota 4-cylinder Pickup truck! 2 wheel-drive, 5 speed manual transmission 432,000 actual miles, and nearly 100% rusted out. But hey the engine's raring to go. Enjoy the low fidelity AM mono radio, and manual steering and brakes! Drive this baby home for only $17,999 with trade-in or $500 down, and approved credit. Bob Kanuck's Used Cars, Prudhoe Bay. .....

In the ring Tex MacKenzie and his partner George Wells are pacing back and forth....as Dr. Jerry Graham leads KEITH STEINBORN, and KENNETH JAY to the ring amid a shower of boos from the crowd...Not able to control himself any longer.... Tex leaps out of the ring and attacks .....with George following his lead. The four men start hammering away at each other, the ref trying to separate them. .....Dr. Graham is decked by a stray right-hand from MacKenzie, as Wells flattens Steinborn, then Kenneth Jay ! Tex and Wells toss Steinborn into the ring, and Tex goes to his corner while George slides into the ring to officially start the match. The team of MacKenzie and Wells are unstoppable tonight, and Steinborn and Jay provide little to no competition. Tex pummels Jay,...then tags Wells who pummels Jay....then when Jay manages to tag his partner, Steinborn receives the same from both MacKenzie then George. Finally a totally distraught Dr.Jerry Graham. ....motions towards the back, and out charge THE MULKEYS!!!....but with Keith/Kenneth out lying on the floor, George and Tex lie in wait, as Bill and Randy try to enter the ring..... MacKenzie and Wells attack and soon they have dismantled all of the -4 HORSEMEN, as the ref calls for the bell and disqualifies GRAHAM and his goons for interfering. .....

MILT: My oh my fans it might as well be the -10 HORSEMEN, Wells and MacKenzie are whipping the whole lot of them.....of course the team of MacKenzie and Wells have won via disqualification but they aren't about to stop now. ...fans thanks for tuning in......we will see you all again next Saturday night for another rousing hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ........SO LONG FOR NOW ERRYBODY!!!!

(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. .....fade out. )

[gnw2022]

NEW EPISODE!!! 6-3-23
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(Voice-over): Another SATURDAY NIGHT PRUDHOE BAY!!! And that means it's time for ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING!! Here as always to bring you the action as only he can, is LEGENDARY Wasilla High School hockey star and KPBA CH.58 Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hansonnnnnn!!!!!!

MILT: 'Evening ERRYBODY!!!...and a hearty welcome to our humble little show....tonight we have some great matches for you (crowd claps gleefully).......tonight's main event features one-half of our A.P.A.P.W. Tag-team champs Ed Boulder of The California Dreamers, taking on Terry Gibbs. Ric McCord, Joe Turco, Rick McGraw and David Taylor are all here in action to----(APAPW CHAMP Iron Mike Sharpe interupts)......

SHARPE: Pipe down Mut....
MILT: It's MILT...
SHARPE: Whatever, the CHAMP is here and nobody wants to hear your drivel....(crowd boos)..and nobody cares what you losers (points towards the audience) think because you're just mindless sheep!! Now that this lousy company has a "real" CHAMPION, a man who knows his worth....Let me introduce my new advisor, a learned man from a place where they know about RULES and ORDER.. all the way from MOSCOW, RUSSIA put your hands together for MR. NIKITA BREZNIKOV....(Nikita makes his way from the staging area to the podium (Milt stares in disbelief.)

BREZNIKOV: THANK you comrade Sharpe, da it is true I am here.....and you will be respected for your position in this company...I have reading the rules, sorry my English is not so good, and we will conduct ourselves strictly by APAPW law...we will defend this belt at LEAST once every Tirty daze...and the opponents will be of OUR choosink...Next week Mr. SHARPE will defend the belt against the worthy challenger....BILL MULKEY...(crowd taunts and boos)....and that is all you are needing to know at this moment....(MILT attempts to ask a question)...NO QUESTIONS ...we leave now...

MILT: My oh my something is afoot here in P-Bay fans...WE'LL just have watch things unfold for now......after the break RIC MCCORD and JOE TURCO throwdown....WE'LL be right back. ..

*Ch.58 Weather Watch/Slippery Sealion Bar *

MILT: Welcome back fans tonight's opening match is sponsored exclusively by donating sponsor Krohls Grocery....where this week only they welcome everyone to come down and get a CASE OF CRABS. Yes it's the Annual Summer Crab Sale Wed-Fri at Krohls. With crab by the case selling at 12.5% lower per pound than the daily market value. This Wed-Fri at Krohls Grocery 413 Main St. downtown Prudhoe Bay. ..let's wrestle!!!

Ric McCord versus Joe Turco. This match started slow, then builds to a furious finish. After a slow methodical pace by Turco early (filled with dirty tactics), McCord's short fuse gets lit and he goes to town! After a series of right hands, Ric puts Turco away with a FLYING BODY PRESS.

MILT: Now that was fun! Mr. Turco ...best to not mess with the firey country boy Ric McCord, lest you want to suffer his wrath. ...George South makes his presence known when we return....keep it here fans we are just getting started!!!

*Ole & Lena's Discount House of Flannel/BUNS-N-GUNS Gentlemen's Club and Shooting Range *

Back from break the bell rings.....and this match is underway, Tony Leone and George South. A pretty even contest, both men getting some high spots. First Leone worked on George's leg, then South worked Tony's lower back. Neither man could grasp the victory in the allotted time and this one ends in a DRAW....

MILT: EVEN STEVEN....too close to call...I'd be lying if I didn't say I was pulling for George in this one, these two will meet again, and a winner will be determined I am certain of it. Hold on to your hats....we kick things back into gear after the commercial break with The Englishman David Taylor taking on Rick "Quickdraw" McGraw. ....DONT YOU DARE TOUCH THAT DIAL!!!!

*Ch.58 Community Calendar/P-Bay No Ask ,No Tell Storage*

MILT: Thankfully you at home were spared the ahh....POMP and CIRCUMSTANCE that involves Mr. Taylor's entrance to the ring...so let's go ringside for the action!

David Taylor 6'3 256, Queensbury, Yorkshire, U.K, and Rick "Quickdraw" McGraw 6'0 236, Charlotte NC. This match was physical and scientific, and very entertaining. McGraw clearly the crowd favorite, confused Taylor early with his quickness. Taylor however, turns the tide with a LOW BLOW (no DQ), and takes control of the match from there. After delivering a fair amount of punishment, Taylor (1fatigue) pins McGraw (3 fatigue ) via his BRITISH SUPLEX.......
(TAYLOR wipes his boots on a downed McGraw before exiting the ring).....

MILT: BAD FORM....Mr. Taylor, but we have learned to expect nothing less from you. A game effort from McGraw in a losing effort nonetheless. .....TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT is next.......STAY TUNED!!

*Icktak's Salvage/Prudhoe Bay MOOSE Lodge #1073*

MILT: This MAIN EVENT is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor LOWERED EXPECTATIONS Dating Service, 666 Vultures Circle, in P-BAY....and this Wednesday Night all eligible registered L.E. CLUB singles are invited to our LOSERS GET LUCKY speed dating/Liquor Tasting event... from 7pm-11pm at The Slippery Sealion Bar ( held exclusively in The Banquet Room). .....for one FEE you get 2 minutes to hook up, chat, whatever and see if you are compatible, with free alcohol in between stops! We guarantee you'll either hook up for some great memories, or pass out and not care! It's a WIN-WIN night only for registered LOWERED EXPECTATIONS CLUB MEMBERS this Wednesday.....if we have to of course sign off before the match is over.. no sweat we will show you the outcome on next week's episode!!!....let's kick this pig!!!

Dizzy Ed Boulder vs Terry Gibbs. Gibbs attacks the Tag-team champ Boulder from behind as Ed was removing his ring bolero....and puts him down with a double-axehandle to the back of the head. Then Gibbs drops to the mat and chokes Boulder, just breaking it before the 5-count. Gibbs continues his savage offensive ,biting Boulder on the nose! Gibbs hops to his feet and puts the boots to Ed's ribs...over and over.....

MILT: *BLEEP* this is a real pier-sixer fans, but we gotta go. ....we will bring you the results of this one....on next week's broadcast. .....thank you great fans for tuning in, from all of us here at Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling good night......SO LONG ERRYBODY!!!!.....wow that's gotta hurt....

(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. ......fade out. )

[victoryroll84]

All caught up gnw and some great cards to boot!

Love that you have George Wells and now Breznikov in APAPW

Iron Mike as TV Champ should be a fun ride

Squire Dave Talor may be the man to beat in the territory though, time will tell

[gnw2022]

Jun 6, 2023 7:00:22 GMT -5 victoryroll84 said:

All caught up gnw and some great cards to boot!

Love that you have George Wells and now Breznikov in APAPW

Iron Mike as TV Champ should be a fun ride

Squire Dave Talor may be the man to beat in the territory though, time will tell

Thanks for tuning in! It's been quite a ride for Mr. Sharpe, and Taylor is right there too!

["Emperor Norton" (Mark T)]

Nikita Breznikov fits right in here. Good addition. Buns N Guns continues to be my favorite sponsor. After I win the lottery I may open a franchise.

[gnw2022]

NEW EPISODE!!!!!! 6-10-2023
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(Show opens with video footage from last week's Ed Boulder vs Terry Gibbs main-event. )

(3:30) Gibbs drops to the mat and chokes Boulder, just breaking it before the 5-count. Gibbs continues his savage offensive ,biting Boulder on the nose! Gibbs hops to his feet and puts the boots to Ed's ribs...over and over.....Boulder rolls out of the ring to catch a breather.....Gibbs remains in the ring taunting Boulder and the fans as well. Gibbs turns his back on Boulder, getting into a heated argument with some of the fans, and Boulder enters the ring.....taps Gibbs on the shoulder....Gibbs turns around and Ed hammers him with a stiff right, sending Terry to the mat! After that it was all Boulder, who pretty much has his way with Mr. GIBBS, pinning him after a JUMPING KNEE SMASH.......

(Voice-over): Welcome wrestling fans to another thrill-packed edition of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING direct from Prudhoe Bay, on KPBA CHANNEL 58! Here is Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson to bring you all the play-by-play.........

MILT: HELLO ERRYBODY!....welcome,welcome welcome! We are so glad that you have tuned in tonight, and hope your weekend has so far been exemplary! Lots of action tonight...El Bracero, SD JONES, Isaac the Impaler. ...all here tonight....should be a doozy of-----(APAPW CHAMP Iron Mike Sharpe and his advisor Nikita Breznikov storm in......)

BREZNIKOV(pats Sharpe who is seething red on the shoulder)...calm down comrade Sharpe, dis is why I am here....First order of bizzness, Mr. SHARPE is the APAPW CHAMPION is he not Mr. Milt Hanson???

MILT: I would have to concur with that statement Mr. Breznikov, what is the problem..

BREZ: It is about respect....why is he defending his title in the opening match and NOT tonight's Main-Event.....explain please...

MILT (shrugs): Hell, I dunno, I just get the itinerary before we go live....says here...opening match. ....APAPW CHAMPIONSHIP, champion Sharpe vs. -4 Horseman Bill Mulkey....I do know that you made the match last week....and now you have to put up or give the belt to Mr. Mulkey...in forfeit. ..(Sharpe snatches the mic)

Sharpe: You're liking this a bit too much there MUTT...(It's MILT Hanson protests)....I'M gonna stomp a mud-hole in Bill Mulkey and then kick it dry...but this is the LAST time I am going to be disrespected.....I AM THIS PATHETIC COMPANY.....let's get this over with...(Breznikov and Sharpe head towards the ring)

MILT: There you have it fans, words from APAPW CHAMP (eye roll) one Iron Mike Sharpe and his mouthpiece Nikita Breznikov...so much hot air I apologize. ....Sharpe, Mulkey for the belt, after our first commercial break...keep it here....

*Darcy's IGLOO Motel/Leon's Gas and Service*

MILT: WE are back and this opening championship contest is brought to you by our newest donating sponsor the law firm of DEWEY, CHEETHAM & HOWE, 337 Court St. Suite B, Prudhoe Bay. ...are you a convicted felon or just starting your career in crime. Don't get stuck with the PUBLIC DEFENDER BLUES...see DEWEY, CHEETHAM & HOWE first. 4 out 5 career criminals prefer them, over any Public Defender, or no legal representation at all. As long as you pay your retainer and fees....DEWEY, CHEETHAM, & HOWE are on your side.......let's wrestle. .....

APAPW CHAMP Mike Sharpe w/Nikita Breznikov vs. Bill Mulkey w/Dr. Jerry Graham Jr. An extremely ticked off Mike Sharpe wastes no time squashing Mulkey. The bell rings, Sharpe nonchalantly adjusts his arm-brace and charges across the ring, and clubs Bill with it...Dr. Graham jumps up on the ring apron, to protest and Sharpe blasts him with the brace as well, sending him crashing to the floor. Sharpe turns back around and covers the unconscious Bill Mulkey for the easy 1,2,3......

MILT: NOT gonna dignify those results with any commentary....the replay itself will do the talking. ....my oh my....S.D.Jones and Dupae Rupa clash next here on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING right after these important messages. .....

*BUNS-N-GUNS Gentlemen's Club and Shooting Range/Emmet's Outdoor Inc. *

Back from break we hear the bell and Jones vs. Rupa is underway....in a fairly competitive fracas, pitting Dupae's power against Jones's experience and toughness, the crowd was totally into this one. Back and forth they battled until Jones(2 tokens) finally pulls out the victory pinning The Belgian Brawler after a couple of HEADBUTTS.......

MILT: SD JONES never fails to impress everyone here at APAPW. .....another great win for the man from Philly....ISSAC vs Frankie Williams, after we pay some bills. .....come back after the break won't you?.......

*Ch.58 Weather Watch/OBITUARIES*

MILT: We've got Mexican star El Bracero locking up with The Duke of Dorchester in our main-event coming up but first this exciting match.....Isaac the Impaler versus Frankie Williams.....let's go ringside!!!

Frankie Williams is already in the ring...as ISAAC storms out from the back, before he even makes two steps towards the ring...he is besieged by a booing crowd....incensed he charges the ring and attacks!!! For poor Frank, it couldn't end soon enough. Isaac takes all of his anger (stoked by the crowd) out on the grappler from Columbus, Ohio. The Impaler never let's up on offense ,nearly getting disqualified on several occasions. He pins Williams after executing his IMPALER finisher.

MILT: ANGRY seems to be the theme today here in the studio, folks that was brutal to watch... our MAIN EVENT is next DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ......

MILT: MAIN EVENT TIME is here! And tonight it is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor FOOK YU'S China House Restaurant, 1278 Halfshell Blvd.,downtown Prudhoe Bay. This week they invite you to come to FOOK YU'S for TOFU-FEST....that's right they have found a way to put it in everything! Salads, entrees, appetizers. .....even drinks and desserts! IT's time to get your "Curd On" from noon-9pm, this week only at FOOK Yu's China House Restaurant....if of course we have to sign off before this match ends, we will bring you all the exciting action at the beginning of next week's broadcast. ......let's wrestle!!!

Pete Doherty, Dorchester MA, and the electrifying Mexican star EL BRACERO, Mexico City. ....get to it after the bell rings. Pete is hell-on-wheels to begin things...and takes over with a poke in the eye....followed by some stiff punches to the jaw, and a boot to the face. Bracero is shaken, and looks to already be out of it. Doherty makes the mistake of strutting and bragging instead of going for the pin right away. Bracero kicks out at the 2-count....and Doherty pulls Bracero to his feet and Irish whips him into the ropes, Bracero ducks the back elbow attempt by Pete, then the two men simultaneously Double-Clothesline one another! Both men are on the mat barely stirring as the ref starts the count. .......1...2....3....

MILT: OUR TIME IS UP FOR TONIGHTS SHOW...fans we will keep the cameras rolling and show you the outcome on next week's broadcast,see you NEXT Saturday SO LONG ERRYBODY !!!! (7.......)

(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. ......fade out. )

[gnw2022]

NEW EPISODE!!!! 6-17-23
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(Voice-over): Greetings wrestling fans, welcome to CH.58's top-rated local program, ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING!! Here to bring you all the action and excitement is Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hansonnnnnn!!!!!......

MILT: SALUTATIONS ERRYBODY, welcome to another hour of wrestling action here on APAPW....our champeens all have the night off, but next week's big MAIN EVENT will be for the ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP....as the current champeens, The California Dreamers, Ed Boulder and Johnny Ace will take on another popular pair here in studio A, Big Tex MacKenzie and his partner George Wells....(crowd gasps and applauds)...yeah that is gonna be a doozy. Tonight's show I gotta tell ya is nothing to sneeze at either....-4 Horseman Keith Steinborn w/Dr. Jerry Graham Jr. will be in action tonight....others on the card are Lord Zoltan, Big Tex MacKenzie, Rick McGraw, Tom Stone, Johnny Mantell and some other top competitors as well....our MAIN EVENT is gonna be a real pier-sixer as that snob from "Across the Pond"...David Taylor clashes with George Wells.....before we go to our first commercial break let's show what happened at the end of last week's show....then after the break Steiborn vs Stone......roll it!!!

Video-tape footage (:15 seconds): El Bracero and Pete Doherty double clotheslined each other and the ref counts to 10 and both competitors are counted out.....(cut to commercial).

*Ch.58 Weather Watch/Community Calender*

MILT: Our opening match is sponsored exclusively by donating sponsor Ole and Lena's Discount House of Flannel, 119 W. Barren Ave., right here in P-Bay. Ole's bad eyesight has done it again, he over-bought!! And now Lena has to get rid of a whole semi-trailer chock full....of undergarments.....but not just any underpants....these are EDIBLE! EVERY FRUIT FLAVOR imaginable...cherry, peach, raspberry, grape, lemon-lime even Ole's favorite TUTTI-FRUITTI....all organic with no artificial flavors or colors or added sugar. And at these prices you'll save on the cost of fruit-roll ups for the kids! Perfect for snack time, or pack'em in the old lunchbox! At these prices 4 pairs(mix or match) for only $2 you can't afford to miss out. This week only at Ole and Lena's Discount House of Flannel, from 8am-8pm Sunday thru Saturday. After Saturday all leftovers will be donated to the Prudhoe Bay Food Bank.....let's wrestle!!!

We go to the ring where Tom Stone is already in the ring stretching...and Dr. Jerry Graham has the ring mic...."Hags and Hobos, listen up and respect the ENFORCER of THE NEGATIVE FOUR HORSEMEN as he makes his way to the ring to trounce this pathetic excuse for competition....I present to you the one....the only.....KEITH STEINBORN!!!"......the crowd begins booing loudly, then bursts into laughter, as Steinborn comes though the curtain and slips and falls. He makes it to the ring holding his knee as Graham berates the jeering crowd. Graham exits, and the ref calls for the opening bell.
Despite his guffaw, Keith Steinborn (with Graham's aid) defeats Tom Stone. Tom looked poised for victory until Graham slips something to Steinborn (unseen by the ref), on one of Steinborn's numerous rings exits, and Keith uses it (then tosses it back to Dr. Graham) knocking Tom out cold for the pin.

MILT: Another cheap, tawdry win for one of Graham's goons! It really sickens me to have to watch that and for you great fans of wrestling to have to witness it as well...Zoltan and Tex MacKenzie right here when we return from the break......please stay with us....

*Darcy's IGLOO Motel/ACME PAWN*

Directly from commercial it's right to the action as the bell rings and Big Tex and Lord Zoltan attempt to tie-up in the center of the ring. Zoltan offers his hand in friendship, then plants a fist right on MacKenzie's beak! The early part of the match was Zoltan's as he did everything he could to keep Tex on the mat. He must've knew something, because when MacKenzie finally gets back on his feet, it was curtains for Lord Zoltan. MacKenzie pummels him senseless, then uses his RUNNING BULLDOG to deliver the Coup de Gras.

MILT: Definitely a force to be reckoned with here in APAPW, Tex MacKenzie fans!...A rare good guy vs good guy matchup is next as Johnny Mantell and Rick "Quickdraw" McGraw mix it up next, right here on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ....don't touch that dial We'll be right back .....

*Pfister Proctology/Emmet's Outdoor Inc.*

MILT: TAYLOR vs WELLS coming up, but first let's go to the ring for Johnny Mantell vs Rick McGraw. .....

This was a scientific chess-match as these two wrestled their brains out! Despite their best efforts neither McGraw nor Mantell were able to get a pin in this one! McGraw (2 tokens) has Mantell (3 tokens) on the mat after an AIRPLANE SPIN....but the bell rings before the ref can get to 3!!!!....McGraw helps Mantell up and the two shake hands and exit to the back together.

MILT: That was a breath of fresh air fans. From two upstanding "Gentlemen of the Ring" Rick McGraw and Johnny Mantell. A very good "wrestling" match indeed.TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT, TAYLOR vs WELLS.....right after these important commercial messages. ....don't you go anywhere!!!!

*P.B. Hookah & Smoke Shop/Icktak's Salvage*

MILT: Our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor Leon's Gas and Service 417 E. 2nd Street in Prudhoe Bay. Leon is proud to announce the renovations are finished. Come see Leon's clean (for now), and newly redecorated RESTROOMS! Both the Men's and Women's floors have been re-tiled, and all the commodes and urinals are new or LEAK-free. We even painted over the graffiti in the stalls! And we installed a new "Napkin" dispenser for the Ladies, and a new NOVELTY dispenser for the Guys! This Month's cologne in the dispenser is "BRUT" by Faberge, two full pumps for the low, low price of 75cents. Check out the cleanest restrooms this week in Prudhoe Bay, at Leon's Gas and Service. AS always if we happen to run low on time we'll show you all the action you miss at the beginning of next week's broadcast. ...George Wells is in the ring....and I hear that awful rendition of "God Save the Queen" playing as David Taylor is makes his way ringside.....let's join the action....

The action starts right away as Taylor attacks Wells with his Union Jack flagpole, and George is busted open.The ref surprisingly doesn't disqualify the Englishman, who quickly puts the flag in his corner ringpost. Taylor concentrates his energy trying to widen the wound on Wells's forehead, driving repeated elbows into it. Wells is continually kicked by Taylor while he is down. DAVID locks in a rear-chinlock, and asks the ref to ask George if he wants to submit. Of course the battered Wells refuses to yield, so Taylor pulls back even harder......the ref leans in to make sure it isn't a choke.....

MILT: FANS we gotta run, but rest assured the cameras will continue to roll and we will show you the outcome of this exciting match next week.....we thank you great fans for tuning in each and every week....SO LONG FOR NOW ERRYBODY from all of us here at Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling!!!!

(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. .....fade out. )