ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING

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NEW EPISODE!!!! 6-24-2023
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(Video taped Footage (2:30) from last week).
TAYLOR asks the ref to ask George if he wants to submit. Of course the battered Wells refuses to yield, so Taylor pulls back even harder......the ref leans in to make sure it isn't a choke. WELLS begins to make his way to his feet, with the fans urging him on! Taylor switches from the rear chinlock to a side headlock, straining to quell Wells's increasing momentum. George tries to toss Taylor off into the ropes,but he hangs on and both men go over the top-rope to the floor!! Outside the two men way-lay one another with fist after first, and the ref counts both men out as they continue to brawl...fade to black)......

(Voice-over): Good Evening fans it's SATURDAY NIGHT IN PRUDHOE BAY!! And that means another exciting hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING....without further adieu...here's Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson to bring you all the action!!!!

MILT: HIDY HO ERRYBODY!!!, and of course we extend a gracious welcome to you all! Those watching in our audience, and those tuning in from the comfort of their own abodes. We thank you for being loyal fans of the show, We....(Nikita Breznikov interupts....)

BREZ: (motions for the mic... reluctantly Milt hands it over.) You are probably wonderink, why I am here Mr. Hanson, (Sticks nods) as you all know I am the manager of the greatest APAPW TELEVISION CHAMPION comrade IRON MIKE SHARPE...(crowd boos, and Nikita points towards them), and they are the reason why I was summoned here, they must learn RESPECT for THEIR champion...He is Coorently, vacationing away from dis cursed place, a well deserved break I assure you. Ve aren't on next veek due to the CAPTALIST HOLIDAY...JULY FOURT....what a waste...however in 2 veeks MIKE SHARPE will defend his belt, as is APAPW LAW for the once every Tirty daze requirement....he will defend against the always tough RANDY MULKEY. ...who vishes to avenge the loss by his brother BILL a few weeks back....that is all......(Milt moves in to ask a question)...THAT IS ALL no questions..(Breznikov abruptly ends the interview and exits.)

MILT: There you have it fans, straight from the Jack- uh, Horse's mouth in 2 weeks after the 4th of July break, sadly yes no show next week, APAPW Champeen Iron Mike Sharpe will grace us with his presence (eye roll). After the break Irish Pat Barrett and George South get this week's action underway. .....DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL We'll be right back!!!

**Ch.58 Weather Watch/OBITUARIES**

MILT: Our opening event on tonight's show is brought to you exclusively by our newest donating sponsor P.B. INDIGENOUS REMEDIES AND PHARMACY, 227 Orca Ave. Whether you like modern medicine, or the old ways they have got you covered. From that little "Blue" pill ...to the Inuit trusted powdered Yak penis, you're in good hands. See registered Pharmacist Benjamin Evers, or local SHAMAN, extraordinaire Magda "Two-Toes" NATCHUK at PB Indigenous Remedies and Pharmacy...let's wrestle!!!

George South and Irish Pat Barrett lock up as the bell rings. South starts quickly, but Barrett is up to the task, and eventually defeats South, in a back and forth affair, using his IRISH CANNONBALL!!

MILT: A bit of the old LUCK O' THE IRISH tonight for Mr. Pat Barrett a solid win for him against the always tough George South. .. THE SPACEMAN takes on Frankie Williams next....keep it here folks.....

*Slippery Sealion Bar and Grill/Krohls Grocery*

We come back from commercial, to action taking place in the ring. ...."Spaceman" Frank Hickey vs Frankie Williams. This was a plodding somewhat stagnant match, neither man looking like they wanted to win....SUDDENLY from the back races WOLFMAN FARKUS!...attacking both men viciously. ...the ref calls for the bell....declaring this one a NO CONTEST. Farkus decimated both men, howls, feigns "marking his territory" on both of the prone men, then exits.....

MILT: That went from 0 to 100 in a hurry, Wolfman Farkus rescues us from that terrible uninspired match up, never thought I'd be glad to see him! The TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP is our MAIN EVENT as The California Dreamers Ed Boulder and Johnny Ace defend the gold against Big Tex MacKenzie and George Wells..after the break though.....BASTION BOOGER and SD JONES. .....keep it here fans we will be right back. .....

*ACME PAWN/Lil Ernie's Hardware Hank*

MILT: Welcome back,Let's keep things rolling and go ringside shall we???...... our combatants are in the ring and ready to go!!

Bastion Booger 6'1 401lbs vs SD JONES 6'0 238. The immense bulk of Booger, gave Jones fits. He had little to no success trying to wrestle Bastion. Booger however with the decided weight and power advantage, tossed Jones around the ring with ease. He tosses SD into the turnbuckle and CHARGES!!! He connects full force into Jones....who literally crumples like a soda can onto the canvas, and Bastion nonchalantly covers him for the 1,2,3.
(fades straight to commercial).

*Dewey, Cheatham and Howe Attorneys/Bruno's BAIL Bonds and LOANS*

MILT: AS you can tell by the music playing in the background (California Dreaming), all the participants of our Main Event have been introduced. ....our TIME REMAINING Tag-Team Championship MAIN EVENT is sponsored this week exclusively by donating sponsor Bob Kanuck's Used Cars, 1100 County Rd 17...in P-BAY. ..this week's special is a 1998 SmartCar (orig. year) ALASKAN EDITION! This little SW450 has everything you need up here in rugged Alaska. A lifted vehicle frame with a heavy-duty rollcage, 50-inch knobby off-road tires, a front towing winch, 356 Cummins Hemi engine, and four-wheel drive. It's Ivory white with custom brown racing stripes, just like the ones you'll have after test driving this hot car! ONLY $23,579 after 2K down and with approved credit!, only at Bob Kanuck's Used Cars in Prudhoe Bay. ....I hear the bell let's do this!!!!

APAPW TAG-TEAM Champs Ed Boulder/Johnny Ace shake hands with the challengers Big Tex MacKenzie/George Wells. Locking up first is MacKenzie and Ace. THE match is a clean, but back and forth and the challengers are certainly worthy opponents. Ace and Tex evenly dispense punishment and holds, then both tag out. Boulder has the edge over Wells, who came into this match with a taped and stitched forehead (thanks to David Taylor from last week's match). Boulder manages to get George to the mat and work on his legs and lower back. After a double-dropkick on the legal tag, Ace takes over. The champs keep Tex out of the ring and Wells wears down quickly under the quick-tags and double-teaming. ACE pins Wells after an impressive POWERBOMB.

MILT: Classic Tag-Team wrestling right there folks. Tough, clean and MEAN!..congratulations to our reigning CHAMPEENS...Boulder/Ace...and what a great job from the challengers MacKenzie and Wells!!!....remember we'll return in two weeks (July 8th) with more great Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling. ....until then have a safe FOURTH OF JULY......HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA....SO LONG ERRYBODY!!!

(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. .....fade out. )

[gnw2022]

NEW EPISODE..............7/8/2023
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(Voice-over): WE are back wrestling fans! Welcome to another action-packed hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING ON KPBA UHF CH.58!!...Here is everybody's favorite host, Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hansonnnnnn!!! (capacity crowd (10) erupts as Milt takes the podium.)

MILT: HIDY HO ERRYBODY, it is so good to be back, we hope you all enjoyed your 4th of July holiday. We have a great night of action tonight, including our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT as APAPW TV Champ Iron Mike Sharpe w/Nikita Breznikov defends the belt against -4 Horsemen member Randy Mulkey. Mr. MULKEY will be without the services of Dr. Jerry Graham Jr. the strategic commander of the Horsemen, as he is away on "Official" Horsemen business in California. We'll get this shindig started with Tony Leone facing Rick McGraw right after this short break.......

*Ch.58 Weather Watch/Slippery Sealion Bar and Grill *

MILT: Tonight's opening match between Tony Leone and Rick "Quickdraw" McGraw is brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor, FOOK YU'S CHINA HOUSE RESTAURANT, 1278 Halfshell Blvd, right here in Prudhoe Bay! Mr. YU is proud to announce that his FOOK KING CHICKEN, is back on the menu for a limited time! If you haven't tried it you are missing out, everybody from the very young to the very old loves FOOK KING CHICKEN! I'm sure once you taste it for yourself, you'll only want this FOOK KING CHICKEN from now on! Only for a limited time and only at FOOK YU'S CHINA HOUSE RESTAURANT!!...LET'S WRESTLE!!!

Tony Leone and crowd favorite Rick McGraw wrestle in a competitive match to start tonight's show. Leone of course, takes the low road early and often, nearly pinning Rick after a jumping knee drop, but somehow McGraw manages to kick out. McGraw finally has enough of Tony's shenanigans and roars back. He puts Leone to the canvas for the 1,2,3...after executing an AIRPLANE SPIN.

MILT: Textbook come from behind victory for Rick McGraw over that no-goodnik Tony Leone. ....Lots more action to come here on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING right after these important commercial messages. ....keep it here on KPBA folks....

*ACME PAWN/Granny's Nook & Cranny Antiques*

MILT: WE are back the introductions have been made Pete Doherty vs Pat Rose. ...let's go ringside ....

This was another doozy of a match, as these two battled hard! Rose uses his skill,speed and agility to keep the so-called "Duke of Dorchester" on his heels and his back for the majority of the fracas. But with a simple a back drop over the top-rope, the whole match takes a turn, and Pete pins Rose after a clothesline/scoop slam combo.

MILT: YOUR WINNER THE DUKE OF DORCHESTER, PETE DOHERTY. ....back with Isaac the Impaler vs Ric McCord. ....don't touch that dial!!!

*Lil Ernie's Hardware Hank/Leon's Gas and Service*

Back from commercial, the bell rings and we are underway...former APAPW champion Isaac versus the firey Virginian Ric McCord. The dislike these two have for each other is palpable. ...and so the brawl begins...lots of fists and kicks with little skill involved, they beat on each other. Isaac as per usual takes the violence to the next level, and is disqualified for prolonged choking of Ric on the bottom rope! Even after losing the Impaler pounds a mudhole in McCord, before Rocky Kernodle races out from the back to chase him off.

MILT: Somebody needs to deal out some payback to The Impaler.....and maybe, just maybe Rocky Kernodle will be the man to do it, only time will tell. .....OUR MAIN EVENT IS NEXT. ....right after these important messages. ..

*PB Hookah and Smoke Shop/Pfister Proctology*

MILT: OUR TIME REMAINING CHAMPIONSHIP MAIN EVENT is sponsored exclusively by donating sponsor LOWERED EXPECTATIONS DATING SERVICE, 666 Vultures Circle, Prudhoe Bay! The matchmaking pros at Lowered Expectations realize, that sometimes to go forward in relationships you have to go back. This Saturday from 4-8pm at Prudhoe Bay Coummunity Park, they will hold their 1st Annual " CAVEMAN BBQ and DATE NIGHT". This event will be for the first 100 male and first 100 female registered members ages 21 to 90. Each participant will feast from 4-6 on all you-can-eat BBQ RIBS, BAKED POTATOES and COLESLAW, BEANS...and all the COCKTAILS AND BEER you care to swig. AT 6PM when the Horn blows....each male will receive a club.....and the prehistoric mating ritual begins....you may Club only 1 female and drag her off, just like the cavemen used to do it!!! This LOWERED EXPECTATIONS event is this Saturday only, be sure to reserve your place in line early, and good luck!...now let's wrestle!!!

Randy Mulkey stands alone in the ring, as Nikita Breznikov leads ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING Champion Iron Mike Sharpe to the ring, amid a sea of boos from the fans in attendance. Sharpe screams back at the crowd in response to their barbs, while covering his ears. Finally both men are in the ring. The ref having patted the champ down, goes across the ring and does the same to Mulkey. As he is doing this Sharpe (with Breznikov whispering last minute instructions in his ear) nonchalantly adjusts his arm-brace.... the ref having cleared both participants calls for the bell.....Sharpe races across and delivers a blast to Mulkey from his arm-brace, and Randy drops like a stone.....Sharpe pins him 1,2,3..........the crowd boos loudly as Breznikov enters the ring and raises his charge's hand in victory....and they exit ...

MILT: THAT was despicable and most un-championlike, somebody needs to address this and very, very soon....folks that's all for this week, tune in again next Saturday for another edition of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ...SO LONG ERRYBODY!!!

(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. ....fade out).

[gnw2022]

NEW EPISODE!!! 7/22/2023
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(Voice-over): Get ready wrestling fans, for another rip-roaring hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING ON KPBA CHANNEL 58! HERE brining you all the exciting play-by-play is none other than Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor, Milt "Sticks" Hanson!!!!!!.........

MILT: Well howdy-doody-rooney Errybody, it is good to be back....sorry about last week but, a flock of wayward pelicans flew into our transformer last Saturday, right before air-time...and knocked our power completely out....thus the KPBA television viewers were subject to a 1 complete hour of static....or dead air...aka Polar bears in a blizzard. But that is behind us, lets..(APAPW champ Iron Mike Sharpe enters with his manager Nikita Breznikov..)

SHARPE: You know the drill...MUTT, we come out you go to your corner (Milt backs away from the podium)..(the fans start heckling Sharpe) Shut up and listen you slags...since I have held this belt, all my matches have ended in record time, so show me some RESPECT!..now that I have your attention, Mr. Breznikov has something to say to you idiots, and he'll try to use small words so you can keep up.....(Nikita clears his throat and speaks).

BREZ: Tank you comrade Sharpe, as you all are wery aware so far diz company has failed to provide our champion with suitable competition. Ve have bean defending every turty daze as is required. We have decided the next worthy challenger will be FRANKIE WILLIAMS. ....and next veek IRON MIKE SHARPE APAPW CHAMPION will grace you dirty peasants with his presence in da ring.... that is all.....WE GO NOW....(the duo exits as the crowd boos and Milt gets back to the podium)

MILT: WOW....Frankie Williams not our first choice or 20th for that matter, but he is just meeting the bare minimum requirements and it is acceptable for now....lots of action tonight...WE'LL get it started with Rupa vs Mantell right after this commercial break. ....

*Ch.58 Weather Watch/Darcy's IGLOO Motel*

Milt: WE are back and ready for our first match, brought to exclusively by donating sponsor BUNS-N-GUNS GENTLEMEN'S CLUB AND SHOOTING RANGE, 3100 Whitetail Ave in P-BAY. Sadly after 55 years of "community service" LARGE MARGE is hanging up her g-string and pasties. All patrons 21 and older are invited to her LAST DANCE RETIREMENT PARTY, Thursday night from 8-10pm. All draft beer will be $1 a glass, plus there will be an all-you-can-eat TACO BAR....one lucky winner may even get A PIECE.......of Marge's retirement cake...(sighs)...Thursday night at BUNS-N-GUNS. ....let's wrestle. ....

The bell rings and Dupae Rupa and Johnny Mantell lock-up in the center of the ring. Rupa takes charge with a headlock, Mantell shoots him into the ropes, but Dupae gives him a solid shoulder tackle and Mantell crashes to the mat. The Belgian Brawler, is looking sharp, and in control. The crowd tries to rally Johnny with their energy. ..but Mantell just doesn't have what it takes tonight, Rupa pins him with his BELGIAN WAFFLE. .....

MILT: The big Belgian Dupae Rupa with an impressive win over Johnny Mantell. ...APAPW TAG-TEAM CHAMPS The California Dreamers are in NON-TITLE action next....DON'T YOU GO ANYWHERE. ......WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK. ....

*Ole and Lena's Discount House of Flannel/The Slippery Sealion Bar and Grill *

Back from commercial we see Pete Doherty and Tom Stone in the ring, and the P.A.....comes to life with a static-filled version of "California Dreaming" that spills into the air...and Ed Boulder and Johnny Ace race from the back to the ring....slide under the ropes and start wailing on Stone/Doherty!...finally as Stone and Ace get to their respective corners the ref calls for the bell. Doherty uses a shortcut to gain the early advantage over Boulder, but it doesn’t last very long....and when JOHNNY ACE makes the hot tag....he makes short work of the Duke of Dorchester. He dropkicks a charging TOM STONE out of the ring, then pins Doherty after POWERBOMB.

MILT: Now those are champions fans, taking on all comers, and beating them fair and square. Which is more than I can say for our esteemed APAPW TELEVISION CHAMPION Mr. SHARPE........popular star SD JONES is in our main event tonight against Englishman David Taylor. .....but Big Tex MacKenzie squares off with Bastion Booger. ..next on ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ....keep it here fans!

*Icktak's Salvage/Prudhoe Bay MOOSE Lodge *

MILT: Both big men are in the ring LET'S DO THIS. ......

This match pits 6'9 280lb, Tex MacKenzie against 6'1 401lb, Bastion Booger! This match literally shakes the whole Ch.58 studio, and tests the durability of the ring as well. Back and forth these 2 behemoths battled and brawled. BOOGER tosses Tex into the turnbuckle, then goes for a BIG SPLASH in the corner, but MacKenzie is able to vacate said corner just in time! Bastion crashes into the corner face first hitting his noggin on the post and staggers backwards and thuds to the canvas.....all Tex needs is a LEG DROP then he goes for the cover and the 1,2,3.......

MILT: Fine outing for Tex MacKenzie, as he knocks the snot out of Booger (winks in the camera)...MAIN EVENT next stay tuned!!!

*PB HOOKAH and SMOKE Shop/Leon's Gas and Service Station*

MILT: WE are back with our TV TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT. .....and tonight's special donating sponsor is our very own P-BAY PETRO PUMPERS town-ball team. As you know our PUMPERS are hosting and playing for the ALASKAN BUSH LEAGUE BASEBALL championship! So they invite everyone to come on out FRIDAY NIGHT 7PM, to HARVEY HINKELMEYER FIELD for the championship game vs. the NOME NARWAHLS....arrive early and meet the team for photos and autographs. There will also be free hotdogs and Pepsi courtesy of Krohls Grocery. Rev. Mullaney will give the team a quick prayer blessing, and BUNS-N-GUNS very own LARGE MARGE, in her last public appearance will rub the team's balls for good luck. Come on out to the ballgame....like I always say " If you can't be in Athletics, BE AN ATHLETIC SUPPORTER....go PUMPERS!...now let's go ringside. .......

Fan favorite SD JONES awaits his opponent David Taylor. Taylor takes his time strolling to the ring while a very annoying bag-pipe version of GOD SAVE THE QUEEN roars through the PA speakers....and the crowd responds with loud boos, and pelts Taylor with popcorn boxes and other debris. FINALLY after the ceremonial pat-down by the ref he calls for the bell, we are underway! The match begins with a feeling out stage full of holds and reversals, neither man getting the edge over the other. Taylor begins to take over after some very stiff EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS that rock Jones. David punishes Jones with several bodyslams and stomps...but only gets a 2-count when he tries for the pin. Slowly a stubborn SD fights his way back as the crowd cheers him on. He rallies all the way back pinning Taylor after a series of HEADBUTTS, followed by a SPINNING NECKBREAKER!....

MILT: WHAT an awesome main event fans! And we got it all in to boot....that will do it for this week, This is good ol' Milt "Sticks" Hanson saying Good Night ERRYBODY, we'll catch you again next week for another hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING!!!!

(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll. ......fade out. )

[gnw2022]

KPBA CH.58 APAPW
NEW EPISODE!!!!! 7/29/23
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(Voice-over) GOOD EVENING PRUDHOE BAY and the surrounding viewing area....it's time for ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING! Grab those beverages and those pork rinds, and settle in for an action filled hour of professional wrestling! Here with all the action is Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor our very own MILT "STICKS" HANSON........

MILT: A great big hidy ho wrestling fans, we have got a great show lined up, our TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT will be for The APAPW Television championship.....as our (Hanson uses invisible quotation marks) champeen Iron Mike Sharpe will face none other than (eye roll) Frankie Williams...(crowd moans loudly)... the big news of the week, is the disbanding of THE NEGATIVE FOUR HORSEMEN...Mr. Graham, Mr. Steinborn and Kenneth Jay....have left the area, and The Mulkeys have decided to remain here in Prudhoe Bay....(crowd cheers robustly).....Rocky King makes his debut, facing Wolfman Farkus...and Lenny Lane debuts tonight against Rick McGraw. ..we will get things started with KING vs FARKUS....right after this commercial break. ........stay tuned!

*Dewey,Cheatham and Howe Attorneys at Law/Ch. 58 Weather Watch/OBITUARIES *

MILT: Welcome back fans, our competitors are in the ring for our opening fracas, brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor PRUDHOE BAY INDIGENOUS REMEDIES AND PHARMACY. ...217 Orca Ave., downtown Prudhoe Bay! And the big news from registered Pharmacist Benjamin Evers and Local SHAMAN Magdalene "Two-Toes" NATCHUK is their PRESCRIPTION TRANSFER promotion is going on all this coming week! Lose the "Big Box" pharmacy and transfer your scripts to them! Each NEW customer receives one FREE 25 count (geltab) bottle of COLON-BLOW EXTRA-STRENGTH Stool Softener, and a 32oz. crock of Magdalene's famous WHALE BLUBBER LUBE...(compare it to (regular) K.Y. JELLY). This deal runs all week Mon-Sunday 9am-9pm at Prudhoe Bay Indigenous Remedies and Pharmacy. ....let's wrestle!!!!

Wolfman Farkus vs Rocky King. Farkus is literally frothing at the mouth ready to engage Rocky. Rocky is his usual self, flashing early brilliance, then fizzling out. Farkus ends up pounding the snot out of King, eventually forcing him to submit to his HANGING NECKBREAKER. .....

MILT: Quite the inauspicious debut for Rocky King, as Wolfman Farkus tears him limb from limb in impressive fashion. I do believe I see teeth marks....HOLY moley!..... Gibbs and South lock up after these commercial messages, so don't you go anywhere!!!....we will be right back!

*The Slippery Sealion Bar and Grill/Emmet's Outdoor Inc. *

Straight from break we hear the bell ring and go right to the action. ...George South faces Terry Gibbs. This match is very competitive and both men making a good showing. Gibbs (3 tokens) and South (2 tokens) are trading moves and blows almost alternately. South begins to wear down and Gibbs wins the match with his FINISHER (automatic win) ABDOMINAL STRETCH. ....

MILT: How was that one Errybody!? What a great job by both men....and an extra pat on the backside for the winner Terry Gibbs....Lenny Lane makes his Alaskan Public Access Pro Wrestling debut ......NEXT!!!...don't touch that dial!!!

*Krohls Grocery/Prudhoe Bay V.F.W. Post #3476*

MILT: Time is money,.....let's get to wrestling shall we....(points towards the ring).

Lenny Lane berates the crowd, while the ref pats down his opponent (the ever popular) Rick "Quickdraw" McGraw. After doing so the ref calls for the bell and we begin! Lane cuts corners immediately by using the old HANDSHAKE FAKE, catching Rick with a couple of solid right hands...and McGraw is soon on the mat, getting his ribs/back worked over by Lane's boots. Lane, stomps, kicks, knees and chokes Rick non-stop (breaking chokes just before disqualification). Slowly McGraw fights his way back, and dishes out some punishment of his own. The bell rings with both men trading fists in the center of the ring....This match is declared a DRAW....both men continue battling all the way to the back...

MILT: I smell a feud brewing, and these two men haven't even scratched the surface yet wrestling fans. We will definitely be seeing more of these two gentlemen in the coming weeks...I guarantee you that.....APAPW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP on the line....next!!!.....right after this!!!!!

*Darcy's IGLOO Motel/ACME PAWN*

MILT: It's APAPW championship time fans, and this TIME REMAINING MAIN EVENT is sponsored exclusively by donating sponsor Bob Kanuck's Used Cars, 1100 County Rd 17, in P-BAY! And rarely does BOB get the chance to sell something this SPECIAL......a 1975 'VETTE. (crowd gasps in awe). You heard me correctly, 5-speed manual transmission, cruise control, am/fm factory cassette player......and it's got a hot glossy Candy Apple Red paint job too.................this 1975 CHEVETTE 4-DOOR SL Hatchback is ready to drive off the lot, for only $10,456 with $500 down and approved credit. ...get on down to Bob Kanuck's Used Cars asap......before this "dream" car gets away.....ho boy........if this match runs past the allotted time, we as always, will keep the cameras rolling and reveal the end results on next week's broadcast. .....let's go ringside!!!!!

Frankie Williams is warming up inside the ring as NIKITA BREZNIKOV leads APAPW TV CHAMP Iron Mike Sharpe to the ring.....amid the customary sea of boos from the crowd in attendance. With all the pre-match rituals completed by the referee. .....the bell sounds. UNLIKE his 2 previous title defenses, Sharpe doesn't race out and bash Williams with his loaded brace. Knowing Frankie is not even the slightest of a threat to him....Sharpe pummels Williams from post to post ...and finally makes Frankie submit to his BACKBREAKER. ....Sharpe tosses Williams to the mat as BREZNIKOV enters the ring and raises his champion's hand in victory....

MILT: (mockingly) Wow.......what a display of wrestling dominance by the Alasakan Public Access Pro Wrestling champeen, Iron Mike Sharpe. Someday, hopefully soon, he will face a worthy challenger. But for now....it's just not to be. Folks have a great week. .....WE'LL SEE YOU HERE NEXT SATURDAY for more great ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING. ....SO LONG ERRYBODY!!!

(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays, as the end credits roll. ......fade out).

[TTX]

Good old Dewey, Cheatham and Howe. Great commercials as always.

[victoryroll84]

All caught up and fantastic write ups gnw

Who would dare challenge Iron Mike for his TV Title?

Looking forward to more!

[gnw2022]

Jul 30, 2023 6:44:41 GMT -5 TTX said:

Good old Dewey, Cheatham and Howe. Great commercials as always.

Thanks for tuning in....it is a labor of love for me...thanks for your feedback!

[gnw2022]

Jul 30, 2023 21:34:47 GMT -5 victoryroll84 said:

All caught up and fantastic write ups gnw

Who would dare challenge Iron Mike for his TV Title?

Looking forward to more!

Thank you for tuning in!

[neilybob]

another great show.

[gnw2022]

NEW EPISODE!!!! 8-5-2023
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(Voice-over): Welcome wrestling fans to another action-packed hour of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING ON KPBA UHF CH.58. Here to bring you all the play-by-play is none other than Wasilla High School hockey legend and KPBA Sports Anchor Milt "Sticks" Hanson!!!! (Milt makes his way to the podium with an envelope in hand)

MILT: Hidy ho wrestling fans, we have got a great show lined up for all of you here live in studio, and all you great fans tuning in at home! A new tag-team debuts tonight....all the way from Japan, The masked duo Rising Suns 1&2 , and our main-event will feature George Wells vs Tony Leone....should be a good one! Here in my hand is an envelope that was waiting for me in my dressing room before we went on the air....it is from CH.58 Owner/Station Manager/Programming Director and ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING Commisioner Jonathan P. Riggleman, with instructions to read it on air.....so here we go.......(opens the letter, clears his throat)...

" Fans of APAPW, it has been brought to my attention that our A.P.A.P.W. Champion Iron Mike Sharpe has been skirting the top competitors by defending his belt against lower tier wrestlers, and abusing the 30 day rule...that is why NEXT WEEK...Mr. Sharpe will face the winner of tonight's Main-Event, and the title will be on the line! If Mr. Sharpe attempts to no-show, or refuses to wrestle for ANY reason whatsoever, he will be stripped of the ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP. ....signed Commissioner Jonathan P Riggleman."

MILT: WOW....what an incredible bit of news, APAPW CHAMPEEN IRON MIKE SHARPE will defend the title next week against either George Wells or his opponent Tony Leone...folks keep it here we will get things started with Pat Barrett versus George South, right after these important commercial messages. ....

*Fook Yu's China House Restaurant/Ch.58 Weather Watch *

MILT: Fans we are back, and ready for our first match, brought to you exclusively by donating sponsor, Krohls Grocery, 413 Main St. here in P-Bay.... Krohls Liquor Dept. wants you all to know it is time for their yearly sale on STIFPOHL BEER!...they only get one truckload a year of Alaska's #1 home brewed favorite. ..STIFPOHL...and once you wrap your hand around a Stifpohl, and put it to your lips you'll never want anything else in your mouth, beer-wise that is. Stifpohl, the beer with bold flavor , and thick head, brewed to satisfy any thrist. And it's not just guys either, 3 out of 4 women prefer a Stifpohl every night...out! So get on down to Krohls starting this Wednesday, and grab your Stifpohls before their gone.... let's wrestle!!!

Irish Pat Barrett 5'10 241, Dublin Ireland vs. George South 6'2 235, Charlotte NC. South starts strong and puts Pat to the canvas early for a pin (series of knee drops)....but Barrett kicks out easily. Pat wrestles his way back and eventually pins George after a back and forth battle, with his IRISH CANNONBALL......

MILT: Solid opening match, and a big victory for Irish Pat Barrett over the always game George South. ..Mexican star El Bracero is up after the break. ...don't touch that dial we'll be right back!!!

*Leon's Gas and Service/Darcy's IGLOO Motel*

MIlT: They are ready in the ring LET'S DO THIS. ..

El Bracero and Joe Turco. Joe uses an eye poke, and a thrust to the throat to get the early advantage over Bracero. Turco keeps the pressure cranked up, UNTIL he misses with an elbow drop....then a fired up Bracero takes the reigns. ...and after several high-flying, high impact moves, he pins Turco with his top-turnbuckle MISSILE SPLASH.

MILT: HOLY Guacamole, that Bracero can fly!!! What a great, great competitor. ....THE RISING SUNS 1&2....debut....NEXT.....KEEP IT HERE. ...

*Ole and Lena's Discount House of Flannel/Mokowski's Taxidermy*

Right from break the bell rings and RISING SUN #2 starts this tag match against Randy Mulkey. Rising Sun #2 uses various chops and a roundhouse kick to drop Randy to the mat, then tags in Rising Sun #1...who continues the punishment. The two masked Japanese men, work with surgical precision and quick tags. They effectively isolate Randy preventing from ever tagging out. They pin the hapless Randy after executing a brutal SLINGSHOT/KARATE CHOP double-team finisher....

MILT: All the way from Japan to studio A and into your living rooms at home, The Rising Sun.....folks I think our A.P.A.P.W. Tag-team champs The California Dreamers Ed Boulder and Johnny Ace, may finally get tested by these two and their mastery of CHOP-SAKI or whatever the heck you want to call it....MAIN EVENT TITLE SHOT ON THE LINE....NEXT!! WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.....

*BUNS-N-GUNS Gentlemen's Club and Shooting Range/Emmet's Outdoor Inc*

MILT: As we stated earlier, by edict of Commissioner Jonathan Riggleman the winner of tonight's Main-Event will face APAPW TELEVISION CHAMPEEN Iron Mike Sharpe....next week!...if we run over our allotted time we will bring you the exciting conclusion to this match on next week's broadcast! This match is sponsored exclusively by donating sponsor The Slippery Sealion Bar and Grill, 210 Main St., downtown Prudhoe Bay! For the next two weeks they are featuring their "FIRE IN THE HOLE" spicy appetizers!...Jalapeño poppers, chili fries, Okra, battered Mushrooms, Onion Rings, HOT WINGS, Cheeze Curds...all spicy hot made with RED AZZ brand HOT SAUCE...guaranteed to BURN goin' IN and goin' OUT...the next two weeks only at The Slippery Sealion in Prudhoe Bay...let's wrestle!!!

Fan favorite George Wells races to the ring as the crowd cheers, and Tony Leone waits inside the squared circle. The ref runs through the pre-match rituals and calls for the bell. Wells starts out like a house on fire and after several hip-tosses and a dropkick right in the kisser, Leone decides to take a powder outside the ring to gather himself. From the floor Tony complains to the ref about Wells pulling his hair, but his protesting, falls on deaf ears as the ref continues to count....Tony jumps up onto the apron, grabs onto the top-rope still jawing with the ref! An impatient WELLS rushes in pulling hard on the top-rope flipping Leone back into the ring....a begins to put the boots to him...

Milt: FOLKS we are outta time for this week's show, but rest assured we will keep the cameras rolling and bring you the exciting ending to this awesome title shot match on next week's episode of ALASKAN PUBLIC ACCESS PRO WRESTLING.... this is MILT "STICKS" HANSON saying SO LONG ERRYBODY!!!!

(North To Alaska by Johnny Horton plays as the end credits roll....fade out.)