Post by mikemorbid on Aug 13, 2022 12:36:55 GMT -5
Greetings! This is Steve Charles Anderson Maverico, the manager of Exciting Action, the official TV station of your favourite science/entertainment company, Natural Order Works!
As you know, earlier this year, which is 2112, of course, we had to cancel our top show, BETS (Bear Enclosure Track Star). I know, none of you were very happy about it, but we ran out of volunteers and TV evangelists. Our lawyers told us we couldn't use anybody else. We considered volunteering our lawyers, but they insisted it would be a bad idea.
As it turned out, recently NOW made great advancements in two new developments, human cell reproduction and time displacement. We brainstormed on the best ways to use these new technologies. Some members of the board suggested we use them to help out the common man. We considered using these board members for a special edition of BETS, but once again our lawyers nixed the idea. Then our marketing team wisely decided that we should go back to the 1900s, get genetic material from wrestlers of that era, and clone them so that they could beat the crap out of each other for your entertainment! Now that's profitable, I mean, genius thinking! And we will call it Natural Order Wrestling!
So starting on August 16, sit down on your hover couches and be sure to watch the debut episode of Titanic Tuesday! Our current roster of grapplers (which is sure to grow as the weeks go on) consists of the following superstars:
Barry Windham Bobby Eaton Bobby Fulton Brad Armstrong Butch Miller Ivan Koloff Jim Cornette Luke Williams Magnum TA Masked Superstar Ricky Morton Robert Gibson Stan Lane Steve Williams Terry Gordy
Tommy Rogers Tully Blanchard
Our first card will be four singles matches for the qualifying round of a tournament for the World Championship, and two tag-team matches to determine which pair of pairs will compete for the World Tag-Team championship! It is a must watch! You don't want your snarky neighbours to be smugly telling you about all the exciting action you missed! And be sure the watch those great commercials too! Don't dare to go to the bathroom or get a snack, because you might miss out on learning about great products you can't live without!
Good night, and remember, you can't have enow without NOW!
As you know, earlier this year, which is 2112, of course, we had to cancel our top show, BETS (Bear Enclosure Track Star). I know, none of you were very happy about it, but we ran out of volunteers and TV evangelists. Our lawyers told us we couldn't use anybody else. We considered volunteering our lawyers, but they insisted it would be a bad idea.
As it turned out, recently NOW made great advancements in two new developments, human cell reproduction and time displacement. We brainstormed on the best ways to use these new technologies. Some members of the board suggested we use them to help out the common man. We considered using these board members for a special edition of BETS, but once again our lawyers nixed the idea. Then our marketing team wisely decided that we should go back to the 1900s, get genetic material from wrestlers of that era, and clone them so that they could beat the crap out of each other for your entertainment! Now that's profitable, I mean, genius thinking! And we will call it Natural Order Wrestling!
So starting on August 16, sit down on your hover couches and be sure to watch the debut episode of Titanic Tuesday! Our current roster of grapplers (which is sure to grow as the weeks go on) consists of the following superstars:
Barry Windham Bobby Eaton Bobby Fulton Brad Armstrong Butch Miller Ivan Koloff Jim Cornette Luke Williams Magnum TA Masked Superstar Ricky Morton Robert Gibson Stan Lane Steve Williams Terry Gordy
Tommy Rogers Tully Blanchard
Our first card will be four singles matches for the qualifying round of a tournament for the World Championship, and two tag-team matches to determine which pair of pairs will compete for the World Tag-Team championship! It is a must watch! You don't want your snarky neighbours to be smugly telling you about all the exciting action you missed! And be sure the watch those great commercials too! Don't dare to go to the bathroom or get a snack, because you might miss out on learning about great products you can't live without!
Good night, and remember, you can't have enow without NOW!