Rasslin' Old Skewl Style Book Two
Dec 17, 2022 17:44:47 GMT -5
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Dec 17, 2022 17:44:47 GMT -5
Card#1084.5
Ultra-Sphere, Herculis
FTR Tag Team Championship Tournament Match:
Fowl Foundation versus The Natives:
There was not to say about this contest as both teams stumbled throughout! Luckily for Mallard, he was able to counter a flying axehandle and the two birdbrains executed a COUP DE FOIE GRAS for the victory. (DUD)
Vacant versus Uranus:
Uranus was being shoved around for the majority of the bout but would hang in there. The son of Janus would catch the Neptunian with a Uranus Flip Dive to garner the three! Sonny Rocket afterwards slid into the ring and started to beat on Uranus. As few moments later, Stallion's music erupted from the arena's sound system and the Pegasus native made the save. Uranus was speechless and looked in awe of his savior. (*)
Alkalil versus King Tux
King Tux squandered a big match and even used his BELLY FLOP finisher twice, but the hardcore aardvark shrugged off the attacks off. Alkalil countered with a Folivore Face Slam and followed up with his own finisher- AIR AARDVARD for the duke. (*)
King Tux squandered a big match and even used his BELLY FLOP finisher twice, but the hardcore aardvark shrugged off the attacks off. Alkalil countered with a Folivore Face Slam and followed up with his own finisher- AIR AARDVARD for the duke. (*)
In the interview area, the FTR Commissioner Johnny Rocket welcomed to the fans (followed by said fans jeering) and began to speak. " All you ungrateful idiots will be excited for the guest of this LOW ORBIT episode." 'The Sky's The Limit' theme blared and the new FTR Champion herself- Honey walked up to Johnny with the FTR title over her shoulder. Rocket continued, "Well..well...nice championship you have there. I wonder if you would be champion if Pardon and his followers didn't interfere during your match?"
Rocket moved the microphone toward Honey but when she started to say something- he quickly talked over her. "Probably not you say? I concur and I would say that you are just plain lucky. Lucky that no one from the Rocket's Club faced you inside the squared circle because you wouldn't be champ."
Honey smirked and began to talk but she was attacked from behind by what appeared to be Moonlight! Rocket leapt while pointing toward Honey and giving the Genghis Khan descendent instructions. Moonlight executed a lightning quick DDT on Honey directly onto the concrete floor. The arena medical staff and security quickly surrounded the FTR Champion to prevent any further assault. Johnny Rocket and Moonlight looked very pleased with themselves and left the interview together.
Rocket moved the microphone toward Honey but when she started to say something- he quickly talked over her. "Probably not you say? I concur and I would say that you are just plain lucky. Lucky that no one from the Rocket's Club faced you inside the squared circle because you wouldn't be champ."
Honey smirked and began to talk but she was attacked from behind by what appeared to be Moonlight! Rocket leapt while pointing toward Honey and giving the Genghis Khan descendent instructions. Moonlight executed a lightning quick DDT on Honey directly onto the concrete floor. The arena medical staff and security quickly surrounded the FTR Champion to prevent any further assault. Johnny Rocket and Moonlight looked very pleased with themselves and left the interview together.
FTR Championship Tournament Match:
Mayham & Chameleon versus Mad Maxxus:
Back and forth action! Rocket's Club members fed off the negative energy that the arena was giving them from what Rocket had done moments ago. Both teams had several near falls, and several finishers were used. However, it would be 'The Next Pig Thing' to dot the proverbial i's and he blasted Totally Awesome with a BACON BITS that would make Mayham's momma proud! The Animan covered the Rocket Club member, and the referee slapped the canvas three times. (**)
Rhea versus Quest:
These two butted heads for a few minutes and the match looked like Quest would get his first victory in the FTR! Wrong! Rhea tossed the Grus native into the steel stairs on the outside of the ring and dragged her opponent back into the squared circle. Two SERPENT'S CATAPULTS later and Rhea nonchalantly covered Quest for the three count. (* 1/2)
FTR Tag Team Championship Tournament Final:
Fowl Foundation versus Mayham & Chameleon:
The two Avians controlled the bout and managed to keep Mayham away from Chameleon in the former Plantation member's corner. After eight minutes, Gobbler locked on the TURKEY SHOOT maneuver and Mayham quickly tapped out. The Fowl Foundation held the titles up in the air and the FTR has the first ever Tag Team Champions. (* 1/4)
Crossbones versus Pardon:
This match came about after Pardon and his followers interfered during a Crossbone's FTR Championship Match and ended the Brymstonian's title reign. The arena went dark, 'A Pirate's Life' began to blare through the arena speakers as cannons erupted on the entrance ramp, and Captain Crossbones made his way to the ring. His opponent (Pardon) made his way through the crowd and jumped over the retaining fence before slidding into the squared circle.
Crossbones would use the barbed wire ropes several times but couldn't do much more as Pardon countered nearly everything he attempted! After Pardon rolled out of the way a Captain Moonsault, the Centaurusian used a nasty Brymstone Bludgeon and followed up with FUTURE ENDEVOURS to end the one-sided affair. (***)
Crossbones would use the barbed wire ropes several times but couldn't do much more as Pardon countered nearly everything he attempted! After Pardon rolled out of the way a Captain Moonsault, the Centaurusian used a nasty Brymstone Bludgeon and followed up with FUTURE ENDEVOURS to end the one-sided affair. (***)
