Post by JWL3 on Jan 19, 2023 1:04:02 GMT -5
Appalachian Championship Wrestling from the KFBE Channel 9 Studio.
“Hello and welcome to Appalachian Championship Wrestling. I’m your host Gordon Solie, and we’ve got an exciting show for you today. We’ll see the debut of Ravishing Rick Rude, and the debut of Ivan Koloff’s lieutenant, Baron Von Rashke. In our main event, we’ll crown new number one contenders for the ACW tag team titles, when The James Gang takes on the Killer Bees. I’m sure the Bolsheviks will be watching.”
“Let’s go to the interview podium where Ravishing Rick Rude has something to say.”
Rick Rude: “What I'd like to have right now, is for all you fat, ugly, out-of-shape, internet geek, TV Troper sweathogs..... keep the noise down, while I take my robe off, and give the ladies a good look at the sexiest man alive.”
Rude then goes to the ring and has his music re-started so he can remove his robe.
Ravishing Rick Rude vs Frogman LeBlanc
Rick Rude defeats Frogman LeBlanc by pinfall, at 4:34 after hitting his Rude Awakening finisher.
“A strong debut for Ravishing Rick Rude. Up next, we’ll see Baron Von Rashke in action.”
Baron Von Rashke vs Keith Steinborn
Baron Von Rashke defeats Keith Steinborn by referee stoppage, at 5:12, after applying his Brain Claw finisher. After the match, the Baron tells the studio audience that he was hired by Ivan Koloff to insure that the Red Army stays on track. He also lets the ACW locker room know that he has his own agenda and aspirations. “I’m especially talking to you, Magnum T.A.”
“Strong words from the big German. Up next we’ll see the Spoiler and Brickhouse Brown in action.”
The Spoiler vs Brickhouse Brown
The Spoiler defeats Brickhouse Brown by pinfall, at 8:23 after outside interference by Dr. X allowed the Spoiler to get the win. After the match the two masked men attacked Brown until Tracy Smothers made the save.
“The Spoiler got the win with help from Dr. X. Fortunately for Brown, Tracy Smothers was there to stop their attack, and sent the masked men packing.”
“Up next is a loser leaves town match between Brad Armstrong and Dutch Mantel. This match is happening because of a statement Mantel had made, saying that if he couldn’t beat a loser like Brad Armstrong, he’d leave Appalachian Championship Wrestling for a whole year. Brad Armstrong told Mantel to put his money where his mouth is, and accepted Mantel’s “challenge,” and we’ve got it for you next!”
Brad Armstrong vs Dirty Dutch Mantel
Brad Armstrong defeats Dutch Mantel by pinfall, at 9:12 after hitting his Russian Leg Sweep finisher.
“Dutch Mantel is pleading with the referee to restart the match, and the referee isn’t having any of it. Unfortunately for Dutch, he must leave ACW. He can be eligible to return in one year’s time.”
(The crowd is singing 🎼 Na Na Nana… Na Na Nana… Hey, Hey, Hey… Goodbye… as Dutch slowly walks back through the curtain.)
“Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for our main event. A number one contender’s match for the ACW Tag Team Championships between two fan favorites, the Killer Bees and the James Gang. Let’s go back over to the ring.”
Number One Contender’s Match
The James Gang vs The Killer Bees
The James Gang defeats the Killer Bees by pinfall, at 12:38. After Kip James hit his finisher on Jim Brunzel, B Brian Blair comes in and makes the save, but got escorted back to his corner by the referee, allowing both Kip and B.G. James time to hit their James Gang Ambush to score the pinfall.
“We have new number one contenders! The James Gang took advantage of the opportunity and scored the win! Can they the team that finally take the belts off the Bolsheviks, and away from the Red Army? The James Gang definitely has the momentum on their side. That’s all we have for you this week. Be sure to tune in every Saturday on KFBE Channel 9. Be sure to call the Appalachian Championship Wrestling hotline each week for all your ACW updates and news. Kids, get your parents permission before calling!! We’ll see you all next week!!
“Hello and welcome to Appalachian Championship Wrestling. I’m your host Gordon Solie, and we’ve got an exciting show for you today. We’ll see the debut of Ravishing Rick Rude, and the debut of Ivan Koloff’s lieutenant, Baron Von Rashke. In our main event, we’ll crown new number one contenders for the ACW tag team titles, when The James Gang takes on the Killer Bees. I’m sure the Bolsheviks will be watching.”
“Let’s go to the interview podium where Ravishing Rick Rude has something to say.”
Rick Rude: “What I'd like to have right now, is for all you fat, ugly, out-of-shape, internet geek, TV Troper sweathogs..... keep the noise down, while I take my robe off, and give the ladies a good look at the sexiest man alive.”
Rude then goes to the ring and has his music re-started so he can remove his robe.
Ravishing Rick Rude vs Frogman LeBlanc
Rick Rude defeats Frogman LeBlanc by pinfall, at 4:34 after hitting his Rude Awakening finisher.
“A strong debut for Ravishing Rick Rude. Up next, we’ll see Baron Von Rashke in action.”
Baron Von Rashke vs Keith Steinborn
Baron Von Rashke defeats Keith Steinborn by referee stoppage, at 5:12, after applying his Brain Claw finisher. After the match, the Baron tells the studio audience that he was hired by Ivan Koloff to insure that the Red Army stays on track. He also lets the ACW locker room know that he has his own agenda and aspirations. “I’m especially talking to you, Magnum T.A.”
“Strong words from the big German. Up next we’ll see the Spoiler and Brickhouse Brown in action.”
The Spoiler vs Brickhouse Brown
The Spoiler defeats Brickhouse Brown by pinfall, at 8:23 after outside interference by Dr. X allowed the Spoiler to get the win. After the match the two masked men attacked Brown until Tracy Smothers made the save.
“The Spoiler got the win with help from Dr. X. Fortunately for Brown, Tracy Smothers was there to stop their attack, and sent the masked men packing.”
“Up next is a loser leaves town match between Brad Armstrong and Dutch Mantel. This match is happening because of a statement Mantel had made, saying that if he couldn’t beat a loser like Brad Armstrong, he’d leave Appalachian Championship Wrestling for a whole year. Brad Armstrong told Mantel to put his money where his mouth is, and accepted Mantel’s “challenge,” and we’ve got it for you next!”
Brad Armstrong vs Dirty Dutch Mantel
Brad Armstrong defeats Dutch Mantel by pinfall, at 9:12 after hitting his Russian Leg Sweep finisher.
“Dutch Mantel is pleading with the referee to restart the match, and the referee isn’t having any of it. Unfortunately for Dutch, he must leave ACW. He can be eligible to return in one year’s time.”
(The crowd is singing 🎼 Na Na Nana… Na Na Nana… Hey, Hey, Hey… Goodbye… as Dutch slowly walks back through the curtain.)
“Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for our main event. A number one contender’s match for the ACW Tag Team Championships between two fan favorites, the Killer Bees and the James Gang. Let’s go back over to the ring.”
Number One Contender’s Match
The James Gang vs The Killer Bees
The James Gang defeats the Killer Bees by pinfall, at 12:38. After Kip James hit his finisher on Jim Brunzel, B Brian Blair comes in and makes the save, but got escorted back to his corner by the referee, allowing both Kip and B.G. James time to hit their James Gang Ambush to score the pinfall.
“We have new number one contenders! The James Gang took advantage of the opportunity and scored the win! Can they the team that finally take the belts off the Bolsheviks, and away from the Red Army? The James Gang definitely has the momentum on their side. That’s all we have for you this week. Be sure to tune in every Saturday on KFBE Channel 9. Be sure to call the Appalachian Championship Wrestling hotline each week for all your ACW updates and news. Kids, get your parents permission before calling!! We’ll see you all next week!!