CHIKARA 2013

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CHIKARA
2013.1
January 1st, 2013
National Guard Armory
Philadelphia, PA

- Da Soul Touchaz made their way to the ring first, making their CHIKARA debuts against another new team, The Swarm. When the Swarm got in the ring combatANT and deviANT got the attention of the referee while assailANT clobbered Willie Richardson with a concealed foreign object before the bell!

1. The Swarm {0} (assailANT +1, combatANT +0 , deviANT +1 [X]) vs. Da Soul Touchaz {0} (Marshe Rockett +1, Willie Richardson +0 [POUNCE], & Acid Jaz +0) w/ C. Red & Dymond {0} - 5:34

- Willie Richardson managed to fight off assailANT despite the Swarm’s cheating ways. The two teams battled back and forth in this exciting opener. The finish came when Marshe Rockett hit deviANT with an M-80 and then Richardson followed up with a Pounce that knocked the purple ant out.

2. Colt Cabana +0 [COLT .45] vs. Kobald +1 - 1:20

- Cabana made short work of the Goblin Prince Kobald. Kobald didn’t get any offense in but did manage to kick out of a Colt .45, only to get pinned after taking a second one.

3. Scott Parker +4 vs. Sugar Dunkerton +2 [AIR DUNKERTON] - 10:44

- Both these competitors are more familiar in tag team matches but tonight they found themselves in a singles competition. Both men struggled to maintain an advantage over the other in the early goings, but Dunkerton’s experience shined through. Dunkerton had to hit 3 Air Dunkertons to get the pin over the resilient Parker.

4. Dasher Hatfield +2 [Cracker Jack Hammer] vs. Gregory Iron +3 - 10:51

- Hatfield got the win with a Cracker Jack Hammer in this competitive match.

5. Archibald Peck +1 w/ Veronica {0} vs. Green Ant +0 [CLOVERLEAF] - 2:25

- Peck couldn’t get anything started against the submission specialist of the Colony. Green Ant got the tap out victory via his signature Cloverleaf.

6. Fire Ant +1 vs. Obariyon +2 [Wrist-Clutch Exploder Driver] - 4:29

- Fire Ant had Obariyon well in hand until the action rolled outside of the ring. Obariyon brawled his way into the driver’s seat and put Fire Ant away with a pair of Wrist-Clutch Exploder Drivers.

Kodama vs. Delirious w/ Jakob Hammermeier

- The next match never took place as Delirious, Donst, and Hammermeier jumped Kodama in the back and beat him down! Obariyon and Kobald ran to make the save and a brawl erupted! These two trios will face off at Aniversario!

- As Gavin Loudspeaker was introducing the competitors in the main event, Los Ice Creams made their way to the ring and issued a challenge to the winners of the match for Aniversario!

7. {0} 17 +0 & The Shard +0 vs. {0} Sara Del Rey +0 & Saturyne +0 [Wheelbarrow Bulldog] - 0:24

- Saturyne shocked the Shard by hitting him with a Wheelbarrow Bulldog that put him down! This match was over almost as soon as it started!

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CHIKARA
Aniversario
January 6th, 2013
National Guard Armory
Philadelphia, PA

1. Archibald Peck +0 w/ Veronica {0} vs. Fire Ant +0 [BEACH BREAK] - 0:20

- Peck had the advantage and went for his signature Cranial Crescendo right away! He missed of course and Fire Ant responded with a Beach Break and the win.

2. Scott Parker +2 vs. Gregory Iron +3 [HANDICAPPED PARKING] - 8:22

- These two fan-favorites put on a fun technical wrestling match that saw near-falls from both competitors. Iron was able to pin Parker after hitting his signature face buster, ‘Handicapped Parking’.

3. Eddie Kingston +2 [SLIDING D] vs. Frightmare +1 - 3:41

- Frightmare came at Kingston with everything he had, even getting a near fall off of a Fright Crusher, but Kingston rebounded by knocking the little Frightmare loopy with a lariat. Kingston followed up with a Sliding D and the victory.

4. Da Soul Touchaz {0} (Marshe Rockett +2, Willie Richardson +1 , & Acid Jaz +2 [Jaz X-Factor]) w/ C. Red {0} & Dymond {0}) vs. The Swarm {1} (assailANT +2, combatANT +4, & deviANT +3 [X]) - 28:02

- This was another fun match that had the fans on the edges of their seats! Da Soul Touchaz had the full support of the Chikarmy against the cheating ways of the Swarm. Both teams had moments where it seemed like they were done for, but in the end it was a Jaz X-Factor from Acid Jaz to deviANT that ended the contest. Da Soul Touchaz look poised to win the King of Trios tournament later this year!

5. Colt Cabana +2 [Flying Hip Attack] vs. Green Ant +9 - 16:04

- The resilient Green Ant looked strong in defeat but he still has a long way to go before he’ll be able to compete at the level of someone like Colt Cabana. Cabana stretched Green Ant repeatedly with the Billy Goat’s Curse but Green Ant refused to give up. An impactful Flying Hip Attack, however, knocked him down for the pin.

6. The Throwbacks {0} (Sugar Dunkerton +0 [X] & Dasher Hatfield +0) vs. {1} 17 +0 [QUACKENDRIVER 3] & The Shard +2 - 4:16

- 17 and The Shard proved quite capable against the more experienced Throwbacks. 17 got the pin after hitting a Quackendriver 3, further fueling speculation that it may be a vindicate Mike Quackenbush under his mask.

Rivalry

7. The Batiri (Obariyon +1, Kodama +0 [Corner Cannonball Dropkick], & Kobald +2) vs. The BdK {0} (Delirious +0 [X], Jakob Hammermeier +0, & Tim Donst +2) - 12:02

- At first Tim Donst’s BdK looked like a well-oiled machine, tagging in and out and preventing The Batiri from getting any offense going. Once the demonic trio isolated Delirious, however, they dissected him systematically with Kodama finishing the sequence with a corner cannonball Dropkick. Donst was irate at the loss!

8. Los Ice Creams {1} (Ice Cream Jr. +3 [X] & El Hijo del Ice Cream +4) vs. {1} Sara Del Rey +0 [CROSS ARM BREAKER] & Saturyne +3 - 14:23

- Los Ice Creams tried to start the match with their typical underhanded tactics but Del Rey and Saturyne were ready for them. Del Rey and Saturyne seemed to have an answer for everything the Ice Creams threw at them, that was until Ice Cream Jr. hit Saturyne with the Sprinkle Bomb. After Los Ice Creams followed up with an El Asesino a frustrated Del Rey got in the ring, rolled Saturyne out, and locked a Cross Arm Breaker on Ice Cream Jr. for the victory.

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CHIKARA
2013.2
January 8th, 2013
National Guard Armory
Philadelphia, PA

1. Green Ant +3 vs. Delirious +0 [DQ for brawling] w/ Jakob Hammermeier {0} - 4:45

- Green Ant proved his resilience against the unpredictable Delirious in this fun opener. Delirious was unable to pin Green Ant in the ring, despite hitting him twice with the Bizzaro Driver, so he took the fight to the floor where he ignored the referee’s warnings and ended up getting himself disqualified! Delirious is completely out of control!

2. The Swarm {1} (combatANT +3 [X] & deviANT +0) vs. The Throwbacks {0} (Sugar Dunkerton +0 & Dasher Hatfield +0 [GRANDSLAM]) - 4:18

- Dunkerton and Hatfield efficiently isolated and punished combatANT, preventing deviANT from ever getting involved in the match. Hatfield got the pin with a GRANDSLAM.

3. Frightmare +2 [FRIGHT CRUSHER] vs. assailANT +3 w/ The Swarm {1} - 7:05

- Frightmare continued his quest to become CHIKARA Champion by taking out assailANT in this exciting contest. At one point Frightmare hit a Kneecolepsy on assailANT which prompted the other members of the Swarm to charge the ring! The referee had no patience for their nonsense and immediately sent them to the back. Frightmare was undeterred and came back with a Fright Crusher that resulted in a pin.

4. Archibald Peck +0 [DQ for Smash with Baton] w/ Veronica {0} vs. Scott Parker +0 - 1:15

- Peck and Parker were having a competitive matchup when Peck threw Parker out of the ring. He put Parker through a nearby table and received a warning from the referee. He tossed Parker back into the ring and clobbered him with his baton in full view of the referee, resulting in a disqualification. Peck was livid.

- Before the next match Gregory Iron was being interviewed in the back:

“One of my goals this year is to win the first ever King of Trios tournament, but to do that I’ll need a team, and there’s a team here in CHIKARA that has been struggling in 2013 because they lost their leader. The Colony needs a leader and I want to be that leader. Fire Ant, tonight I’m going to show you how powerful of an ally I can be, and then you, me, and Green Ant will dominate the trios division here in CHIKARA!”

5. Fire Ant +1 vs. Gregory Iron +0 [HANDICAPPED PARKING] - 2:49

- Iron did exactly what he set out to do and easily pinned the more experienced Fire Ant with Handicapped Parking. Iron shook hands with Fire Ant after the match.

- Colt Cabana came out for the next match with a big smirk on his face. Eddie Kingston didn’t come out when his music hit. A confused referee began counting Eddie out. As the count neared 20 a fired up Eddie rushed to the ring with Colt Cabana in his sights.

6. Eddie Kingston +2 vs. Colt Cabana +3 [COLT .45] - 7:28

- Cabana and Kingston had an intense matchup that saw a lot of big, high impact moves. The finish came when Cabana knocked Kingston down from the top turnbuckle and followed up with a Colt .45 for the pin.

- After the bell Cabana took the mic: "Hey Eddie, sorry I locked you in the bathroom before the match, it was just a joke, take it easy. Maybe you just aren’t on my level if you can lose your cool so easily. Keep hanging in there though buddy."

Kingston did not appreciate Cabana’s comments and rushed at him. Referee’s and security rushed from the back to separate the two.

7. Da Soul Touchaz {1} (Marshe Rockett +1 [X], Willie Richardson +0, & Acid Jaz +0) w/ C. Red {0} & Dymond {0} vs. The Batiri {1} (Obariyon +1 [FLYING DDT], Kodama +1, & Kobald +2) - 12:04

- Da Soul Touchaz took their first loss against the demonic Batiri. The finish came when Obariyon hit Rockett with a Flying DDT and the other members of the Batiri prevented Richardson or Jaz from making the save.

- 17 and The Shard attacked Del Rey and Saturyne as they were making their entrance! The referee called for the bell!

8. {2} 17 +0 & The Shard +4 [X] vs. {0} Sara Del Rey +0 [ROYAL BUTTERFLY] & Saturyne +3 - 10:02

- Despite the antics of the members of GEKIDO, Sara Del Rey and Saturyne were able to secure their third point! 17 focused on Saturyne and tried to injure her arm, but Sara Del Rey refused to back down and took on both members nearly single-handidly. Once Del Rey locked in the Royal Butterfly on The Shard he quickly submitted! Del Rey and Saturyne celebrated in the ring as the show ended.

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CHIKARA
2013.3
January 15th, 2013
National Guard Armory
Philadelphia, PA

- Tonight’s show was scheduled to start with a singles match between Eddie Kingston and Marshe Rockett of Da Soul Touchaz. Rockett came to the ring first accompanied by C. Red and Dymond. Kingston looked distracted as he made his way down to the ring, like he was anticipating some sort of attack. As Kingston was about to get in the ring Colt Cabana’s music hit! Eddie got fired up and raised his fists, expecting Cabana to come down the entryway for a brawl. Cabana however, was nowhere to be seen. Marshe Rockett took advantage of Kingston’s distraction and hit him from behind with a soaring suicide dive to start the match!

1. Eddie Kingston +6 vs. Marshe Rockett +1 [M-80] w/ C. Red {0} & Dymond {0} - 11:06

- Kingston was able to recover from his distraction to give Rockett a competitive match, but tonight was “Mr. M-80”’s night! Cheered on by the Chikaramy, Marshe Rockett gave everything he had to secure a victory against the veteran Eddie Kingston. After putting a frustrated Kingston away with his M-80 cutter and having his hand raised Rockett took the mic from the ring announcer. He said that he was coming for Tim Donst’s Young Lions Cup!

2. AssailANT +3 w/ GEKIDO {1} vs. Fire Ant +0 [BEACH BREAK] - 3:43

- Fire Ant dominated assailANT in this one-sided matchup. 17 and The Shard came down to help their teammate but Fire Ant fought them off. He followed up by dropping assailANT with a Beach Break and got the win.

3. Los Ice Creams {2} (Ice Cream Jr. +4 & El Hijo del Ice Cream +4 [X]) vs. The Swarm {0} (combatANT +1 [Low Blow] & deviANT +3) - 26:31

- What a match! When the bell rang the fans were loudly booing both teams. As the match wore on and The Swarm focused on cheap shots and removing the masks of Los Ice Creams the Chikaramy got more and more behind the Dairy Deviants! Los Ice Creams fed off of the positive energy and gave it their all, but in the end combatANT caught El Hijo with a low blow to steal a win. The Chikarmy loudly voiced their disapproval.

No-DQ Match
4. Green Ant +4 vs. Delirious +1 [BIZZARO DRIVER] - 6:02

- Delirious took control early and never let up. Green Ant was able to absorb quite a bit of punishment before finally falling to the Bizzaro Driver.

5. The Throwbacks {0} (Sugar Dunkerton +1 [X] & Dasher Hatfield +0) vs. The Batiri {0} (Obariyon +0 & Kodama +0 [Impaler Bulldog]) w/ Kobald {0} - 4:26

- Dunkerton and Hatfield couldn’t get on the same page against the Batiri. Obariyon and Kodama managed to keep the Throwbacks from getting any teamwork going while they tagged in and out. The finish came when Dunkerton, after being thrown to the floor, got caught by Kodama’s Impaler Bulldog. Hatfield was so distracted he didn’t even try to make the save.

- When the next match began the members of GEKIDO emerged and began to stalk around the ring. Frightmare was clearly distracted by them and Iron took advantage, rolling him up from behind for a quick pin! Frightmare managed to kick out but Iron kept up the intensity!

6. Frightmare +2 [FRIGHT CRUSHER] vs. Gregory Iron +2 - 4:50

- Frightmare withstood Iron’s onslaught and came back to win the match, securing a pinfall with a Fright Crusher. The GEKIDO members left the ring area without getting physical.

Falls Count Anywhere Match
7. Archibald Peck +0 w/ Veronica {0} vs. Scott Parker +0 [FLASH ROLL-UP] - 0:50

- This was over almost as soon as it started. Peck and Parker battled into the men’s restroom where Parker rolled up a disgusted Peck on the bathroom floor for a quick pin.

Colt Cabana Promo
- Colt Cabana made his way to the ring, microphone in hand, before the main event. His reaction from the fans was mixed. Cabana said that he had put out the challenge to Johnny Yuma, but the CHIKARA Board of Directors told him that he would need to prove that he was the top contender for the title, and that meant beating the former champion Frightmare. Next week, Cabana said, it will be Colt Cabana against Frightmare with the winner getting the shot at Johnny Yuma.

CHIKARA Campeones de Parejas - The BdK Bros. 1st Defense

Best 2 Out of 3 Falls

8a. {0} Sara Del Rey +2 [X] & Saturyne +0 vs. The BdK Bros. {0} (Tim Donst +0 [STO] & Jakob Hammermeier +0) - 3:02

- Del Rey and Saturyne managed to get the early advantage against the Campeones, but it didn’t take long for Donst and Hammermeier to isolate Del Rey and take her out. Their game plan appears to be getting Del Rey neutralized as quickly as possible and it served them well in the first fall. Donst got the pin with an STO.

8b. Sara Del Rey +4 & Saturyne +1 [X] vs. The BdK Bros. {0} (Tim Donst +0 [Cross Body Block] & Jakob Hammermeier +0) - 7:41

- Del Rey was almost pinned by Jakob Hammermeier a few minutes into this fall, but Saturyne made the save and tagged herself in. It was to no avail as Hammermier and Donst never let Saturyne get any offense in. Donst got the pin with a top rope cross body block.

NEXT WEEK

Colt Cabana will face Frightmare to determine the #1 contender of the CHIKARA Championship!

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CHIKARA
2013.4
January 22nd, 2013
National Guard Armory
Philadelphia, PA

1. The Throwbacks {0} (Sugar Dunkerton +0 & Dasher Hatfield +2 [X]) vs. Sara Del Rey +0 [Roll Up] & Saturyne +0 - 4:42

- Del Rey and Saturyne maintained control in the opening moments of the match, both of them nearly pinning Hatfield. Once Hatfield made the hot tag to Dunkerton the Throwbacks came alive and began a tandem offensive on Sara Del Rey. Things were looking up for the Throwbacks until Hatfield whipped Del Rey into the corner. As Hatfield charged at her, Sara Del Rey moved out of the way and rolled the ‘Old Timey King of Swing’ up in a pinning combination that got her a three count! Dunkerton was clearly frustrated with the result.

2. Green Ant +2 [CLOVERLEAF] vs. Gregory Iron +2 - 5:18

- These two put on an excellent, but brief, technical wrestling showcase that captivated the Chikarmy. After a series of excellent holds and counterholds Green Ant managed to trap Gregory Iron in the Cloverleaf. With no way to reach the ropes Iron reluctantly tapped out. Green Ant fist-bumped Iron as a sign of respect.

- Before the next match the camera cut to the back where assailANT was approaching his opponent for the evening, Eddie Kingston:

- “Hey Eddie! I saw you’re trying to jump ship to Ring of Honor because you’re scared of Gekido taking over CHIKARA! Well 17 told me to make an example out of you tonight! I’m going to hurt you and embarrass you in front of all these people!”

- Kingston was unfazed, “Oh you saw me at Ring of Honor? Did you see what I did there? What me and the rest of Outlaw Inc. did? Mike Bennett is still in the hospital. What do you think I’m going to do to you? You dress up like an ant who dresses up like another ant. You’re pathetic. You’re nothing. You wanna play dress up and fight dudes who wear baseball masks, you go ahead, but stay out of my way. If you don’t I’m going to make an example out of you. And if any of you GEKIDO idiot friends show up just know this, Outlaw Inc. always has each other’s backs. We will destroy you. See you out there partner!”

3. Eddie Kingston +0 [DQ for chair shot] vs. assailANT +2 - 3:45

- assailANT was completely out matched by the fired up Eddie Kingston. When Eddie hit a Sliding D the other members of GEKIDO emerged to make the save. The referee cut them off and ejected them. Kingston threw assailANT out of the ring and began clobbering him repeatedly with a chair leaving the official no choice but to call for the DQ.

4. {2} 17 +0 & The Shard +6 [X] vs. Los Ice Creams {0} (Ice Cream Jr. +0 & El Hijo del Ice Cream +1 [EL ASESINO]) - 10:51

- The crowd loved the antics of Los Ice Creams in this one-sided matchup! The Shard found himself on the receiving end of all sorts of abuse from the Dairy Deviants while 17 struggled to keep his team alive. The Shard two multiple sprinkle bombs to the delight of the Chikarmy. The finish came when El Hijo hit Shard with El Asesino and 17 was unable to break the pinfall.

5. Marshe Rockett +0 [M-80] w/ C. Red {0} & Dymond {0} vs. Fire Ant +2 - 2:55

- Rockett and Fire Ant put on a fast-paced, high flying contest that saw Rockett get the win with an M-80. After having his hand raised Rockett looked into the camera and called out Tim Donst, calling for a shot at the Young Lions Cup.

6. The Swarm {0} (combatANT +0 & deviANT +1 [X]) vs. The Batiri {0} (Obariyon +0 & Kodama +1 [Corner Cannonball Dropkick]) w/ Kobald {0} - 3:06

- The Swarm completed GEKIDO’s losing streak tonight, coming up short against the demonic duo of The Batiri. Kodama got the pin after hitting deviANT with a Dropkick in the corner.

- The next match was scheduled to be between the BdK’s Delirious and Scott Parker. Before the match began Delirious’ manager Jakob Hammermeier took the mic:

- “Mr. Scott Parker, I have a proposal for you. The BdK is looking to expand. Tim and I have been watching you and we think you would be a perfect tag team partner for Delirious. We want you and Delirious to make sure no tag teams get anywhere near three points, do you understand? Of course, if not you could choose to fight Delirious instead, but he’s been more violent lately, don’t you think? The kind of guy you’d rather have on your side, wouldn’t you say?

- Hammermeier extended his hand for a handshake. Parker took his time but ultimately accepted the handshake to a shower of boos. Parker has joined the BdK! The three men left the ring together.

7. Delirious +0 w/ Jakob Hammermeier {0} vs. Scott Parker +0 - 0:00

#1 Contender’s Match
8. Frightmare +0 [KNEECOLEPSY] vs. Colt Cabana +4 - 5:04

- Colt Cabana tried to get into the head of Frightmare before the bell rang but the little monster was laser focused. Once the bell rang Frightmare was all over Cabana, never letting up. It took multiple big moves to finally put Cabana away but Frightmare finally got the 3 count after hitting a Kneecolepsy! Frightmare will face Johnny Yuma next week for the CHIKARA Championship!

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CHIKARA
2013.5
January 29th, 2013
National Guard Armory
Philadelphia, PA

1. Gregory Iron +1 vs. 17 +0 [QUACKENDRIVER 3] - 2:34

- Gregory Iron was no match for 17 of GEKIDO. The mysterious masked man dismantled fan-favorite Iron, pinning him with a Quackendriver 3 in under 3 minutes.

2. Da Soul Touchaz {0} (Willie Richardson +0 [POUNCE] & Acid Jaz +0) w/ C. Red {0} & Dymond {0} vs. The Throwbacks {0} (Sugar Dunkerton +2 [X] & Dasher Hatfield +0) - 3:05

- The Throwbacks’ misfortune continued this week as Da Soul Touchaz ran right through them. Richardson took charge early in the match and quickly finished Dunkerton off with a Pounce.

- The camera cut to the back where Jakob Hammermeier was antagonizing Tim Donst’s opponent for the night, Archibald Peck. As Peck and Hammermeier began to verbally get into it, Tim Donst suddenly attacked Peck from behind, knocking him to the floor. He then threw Peck headfirst into a locker and slammed the door on him. As the BdK walked away from the attack Donst told Peck he would see him in the ring.

Non-Title Match
3. Archibald Peck +1 w/ Veronica {1} vs. Tim Donst +0 [SDT] w/ Jakob Hammermeier {0} - 1:41

- Peck made a valiant effort and had the support of the CHIKARMY. After brawling with Donst outside of the ring Peck managed to get in position for his Cranial Crescendo. He unfortunately missed the move and took an SDT as a result. Veronica tried to distract the referee but was unable. Donst got the win via pinfall.

4. {1} Sara Del Rey +0 [Northern Lights Suplex] & Saturyne +4 vs. Los Ice Creams {2} (Ice Cream Jr. +4 & El Hijo del Ice Cream +4 [X]) - 18:51

- Del Rey and Saturyne dominated the Ice Creams at first but were unable to secure the victory. At around the 10 minute mark the Ice Creams were able to isolate Saturyne and take control with their hard-hitting tandem offense. Del Rey eventually had enough and broke a pinfall attempt, then rolled Saturyne out of the ring essentially tagging herself in. El Hijo tried to hit her with a cross body block from the top rope but Del Rey caught him out of the air and hit a Northern Lights Suplex for the win. Del Rey and Saturyne now have 2 points towards title contention.

5. Green Ant +1 vs. Marshe Rockett +0 [M-80] w/ C. Red {0} & Dymond {0} - 2:15

- Marshe Rockett continues to look impressive in his quest for Donst’s Young Lions Cup. Green Ant took the pin after getting hit with two M-80’s.

No-DQ Match
6. Eddie Kingston +0 [SLIDING D] vs. assailANT +1 - 2:32

- The ‘No Disqualifications’ stipulation proved unnecessary as these two brawlers never left the ring. Kingston quickly took control and finished off assailANT with the Sliding D.

- Before Kingston could leave the ring area he was attacked from behind by members of GEKIDO! AssailANT recovered and along with combatANT executed repeated spike Piledrivers on Kingston. The other members of GEKIDO prevented anyone from helping Kingston. Once they felt they had done enough damage the members of GEKIDO left to a shower of boos. Kingston had to be taken to the back in a stretcher.

7. The Batiri {0} (Obariyon +0 [FLYING DDT] & Kodama +0) w/ Kobald {0} vs. The BdK {0} (Delirious +0 & Scott Parker +0 [X]) w/ Jakob Hammermeier {0} - 0:35

- The Batiri got their third point in this commanding victory over the BdK B-Team. Parker got rocked by tandem ‘Batiri Blitz Kicks’ before taking Obariyon’s Flying DDT and getting pinned.

- As Frightmare was making his way to the ring for the main event he was attacked from behind by Johnny Yuma! The fans booed as the referee called for the bell!

CHIKARA Championship - Johnny Yuma 2nd Defense
8. Frightmare +1 [FRIGHT CRUSHER] vs. Johnny Yuma +2 - 3:47

- Frightmare has brought the CHIKARA Championship home! Yuma jumped Frightmare before the bell and tried to finish things off early with a Sex Factor but the challenger kicked out. Frightmare began building up steam and hit Yuma with two Kneecolepsy’s before finishing him off with a Fright Crusher! Frightmare celebrated with the championship as the show ended.

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CHIKARA
2013.6
February 5th, 2013
The Goodwill Beneficial Assoc. Hall
Reading, PA

1. El Hijo del Ice Cream +1 vs. Green Ant +2 [CLOVERLEAF] - 4:32

- Green Ant of The Colony got the better of El Hijo del Ice Cream in tonight’s opening contest. After taking a beating the Dairy Deviant started to stage a bit of a comeback, even managing to hit Green Ant with his Cold Stone Stunner, but to no avail. The Resilient Rookie kicked out of the maneuver and trapped El Hijo in the CHIKARA Special, then transitioned the hold into a Cloverleaf that caused El Hijo to tap out.

2. Archibald Peck +9 w/ Veronica {2} vs. Ice Cream Jr. +1 [Running Lariat] - 17:57

- Archibald Peck continued his losing streak in the next match. Despite the support of the fans and the repeated interference of Veronica, Ice Cream Jr. was never in any real danger of taking a loss from the leader of the Band. Ice Cream Jr. got the win with a running lariat out of the corner.

3. Colt Cabana +0 vs. Gregory Iron +5 [HANDICAPPED PARKING] - 5:47

- Colt Cabana got some boos from the fans during his entrance, but he didn’t seem to mind. Once the bell rang Cabana began bullying the smaller Iron, holding him at arm’s length and showing no respect. Cabana tried to finish Iron off with the Colt .45 but was unsuccessful. Iron rallied and came back with a surprise ‘Handicapped Parking’ that stunned Cabana and left him prone on the mat. Iron covered him to the cheers of the fans.

- In the back Dunkerton and Hatfield were getting ready for their match against the Swarm. Dunkerton said that he and Dasher were going to send a message to GEKIDO tonight. They held baseball bats and said that if the other members of GEKIDO tried to get involved tonight they would get a beating. Suddenly combatANT and deviANT attacked and a brawl broke out. The Throwbacks, using their baseball bats, took the advantage! They then dragged combatANT and deviANT to the ring for their match!

4. The Swarm {0} (combatANT +1 [X] & deviANT +1) vs. The Throwbacks {0} (Sugar Dunkerton +0 & Dasher Hatfield +0 [AIR DUNKERTON]) - 2:26

- The aggressive approach of The Throwbacks paid off tonight. Dasher and Sugar had their way with The Swarm, finishing them off with an Air Dunkerton in short order.

5. The Shard +0 [SHARD SUPER KICK] vs. Fire Ant +3 - 4:34

- The Shard never gave Fire Ant a chance in this one-sided matchup. Fire Ant was able to kick out of two of the Shard’s super kicks, but the third one put him down for good.

- The camera cut to the back where C. Red was lying on the locker room floor, clutching his arm, having clearly been assaulted. As Da Soul Touchaz checked on him he said GEKIDO was responsible for the attack. Marshe Rockett headed to the ring alone to get revenge.

6. 17 +2 [DQ due to GEKIDO attack] vs. Marshe Rockett +0 - 3:56

- Marshe Rockett never gave 17 an opening clearly had the upper hand. Once Rockett hit the M-80 the other members of GEKIDO surrounded the ring, overwhelming the referee. While the official argued with The Shard the Swarm got in the ring and beat down Rockett, causing a disqualification.

- After the bell rang Willie Richards and Acid Jaz stormed the ring to help their teammate, and they were followed by The Throwbacks! The two Technico teams evened the odds against GEKIDO as the fans cheered! Rockett recovered and repeatedly hit M-80’s on 17, leaving him laying on the mat. 17 had to be taken from the ring on a stretcher!

7. Da Soul Touchaz {0} (Willie Richardson +0 & Acid Jaz +1 [X]) vs. {0} Sara Del Rey +0 & Saturyne +0 [RINGS OF SATURYNE] - 1:36

- Del Rey & Saturyne scored their third point! Da Soul Touchaz, clearly distracted by recent events, were unable to get anything going. Del Rey and Saturyne isolated Acid Jaz and he submitted to the Rings of Saturyne.

- The fans were hyped for the main event and loudly cheered The Batiri against the hated BdK!

CHIKARA Campeonatos de Parejas - The BdK Bros. 2nd Defense
Best 2 Out of 3 Falls
8a. The BdK Bros. {0} (Tim Donst +2 [SDT] & Jakob Hammermeier +0) vs. The Batiri {0} (Obariyon +0 [X] & Kodama +0) w/ Kobald {0} - 3:23

- Obariyon and Kodama took control and beat down Donst to the cheers of the fans! It looked like nothing would stop the Batiri when suddenly Donst caught Obariyon with an SDT and covered him for the pin!

8b. The BdK Bros. {2} (Tim Donst +5 & Jakob Hammermeier +0 [“GUTEN NACHT!”) vs. The Batiri {0} (Obariyon +0 & Kodama +4 [X]) w/ Kobald {0} - 17:50

- The Batiri came out swinging in the second fall and again looked poised to get a win over the Campeones de Parejas, but it ultimately wasn’t to be. Donst and Hammermeier showed why they were so hard to beat, tagging in and out and always making saves at crucial moments. The finish came when Hammermeier hit Kodama with ‘GUTEN NACHT!’. Kobald tried to distract the referee but it did not matter, the BdK Bros. retained.

[TTX]

Always fun to see Chikara action.

[rudmaniac]

Thanks for reading and commenting TTX, lots more CHIKARA on the way!

CHIKARA
2013.7
February 12th, 2013
The Orpheum
Tampa, FL

1. deviANT +3 vs. Fire Ant +0 [BEACH BREAK] - 5:00

- deviANT got most of the offense in but Fire Ant picked his spots carefully and went for the pin at every opportunity. He got the win after hitting a Beach Break.

2. Colt Cabana +0 vs. combatANT +7 [Counted Out] - 11:26

- Colt Cabana never gave combatANT an opportunity to get going. Cabana beat the Swarm member from pillar to post for over ten minutes before dropping him outside the ring with a Colt .45 and letting the referee count him out. The fans booed both men.

- Archibald Peck was in the locker room getting ready for the next match when he was approached by his opponent, El Hijo del Ice Cream. El Hijo was taunting Peck when suddenly Ice Cream Jr. attacked Peck from behind and the two Ice Creams beat down Peck. The Ice Creams laughed as Peck struggled to get back to his feet.

3. El Hijo del Ice Cream +0 vs. Archibald Peck +0 w/ Veronica {0} - 3:20

- Peck managed to make it to ring for his match but El Hijo del Ice Cream was ready for him. El Hijo got nearly all of the offense during this match and got the win when Peck was unable to get back into the ring in time to beat the referee’s count after taking a Cold Stone Stunner on the arena floor.

Non-Title Match
4. assailANT +0 vs. Frightmare +0 [Crucifix Bomb] - 0:54

- The CHIKARA Champion made short work of the Swarm’s assailANT. Frightmare put the GEKIDO member down with a Crucifix Bomb in under a minute.

5. Green Ant +0 [Chikara Special] vs. Ice Cream Jr. +4 - 12:28

- The submission specialist of the Colony took his time in this one-sided contest. Green Ant got the win when Ice Cream Jr. tapped out to the Chikara Special.

6. Gregory Iron +5 vs. The Shard +2 [SHARD SUPER KICK] - 12:16

- This was a competitive match that saw The Shard start to dominate in the final moments. A series of super kicks from the GEKIDO member eventually put the ‘handicapped hero’ down for the 3 count.

- As the Throwbacks made their way to the ring for the next match they were attacked from behind by Parker and Delirious of the BdK! Parker and Delirious threw Hatfield and Dunkerton into the ring and told the referee to call for the bell!

7. The Throwbacks {2} (Sugar Dunkerton +1 [GRANDSLAM DUNK] & Dasher Hatfield +6) vs. The BdK {1} (Delirious +1 [X] & Scott Parker +0) - 14:16

- Hatfield and Dunkerton fought back from the pre-match ambush to score their second point! Parker and Delirious tried every move in their arsenal but were unable to pin Hatfield for a three count! The fans cheered as Hatfield made the hot tag to Dunkerton and the Throwbacks hit Delirious with the GRANDSLAM Dunk for the victory!

CHIKARA Campeonatos de Parejas - The BdK Bros. 3rd Defense
Best 2 out of 3 Falls
8a. {0} Sara Del Rey +0 & Saturyne +0 [X] vs. The BdK Bros. {0} (Tim Donst +0 [Gator Roll] & Jakob Hammermeier +0) - 2:02

- Donst and Hammermeier jumped Del Rey and Saturyne before the bell and threw Saturyne in to start the match! The BdK Bros cut the ring in half so Del Rey couldn’t get involved and focused all their offense on the less experienced Saturyne. Donst took the first fall with a Gator Roll.

8b. {0} Sara Del Rey +0 & Saturyne +0 [Roll Up] vs. The BdK Bros. {0} (Tim Donst +0 [X] & Jakob Hammermeier +0) - 2:32

- Saturyne started the next fall and scored a surprise roll up on Donst to even things up at one fall apiece!

8c. {0} Sara Del Rey +2 [X] & Saturyne +0 vs. The BdK Bros. {0} (Tim Donst +0 [Gator Roll] & Jakob Hammermeier +0) - 5:44

- Sara Del Rey tagged in for the final fall but when Donst countered her knee lift into an STO things went south for the challengers. Hammermeier and Donst both hit their finishing moves on Del Rey before Donst pinned her with a Gator Roll. The fans booed the BdK Bros as the show came to a close.

[rudmaniac]

CHIKARA
2013.8
February 19th, 2013
The Orpheum
Tampa, FL

- Tonight we will see CHIKARA Champion Frightmare in a non-title action against Fire Ant of the Colony! And in the main event Saturyne will get a shot at Tim Donst’s Young Lions Cup! But first The Batiri will take on the Swarm in a tag team match!

1. The Batiri {0} (Obariyon +0 & Kodama +0 [DQ for brawling]) w/ Kobald {0} vs. The Swarm {0} (deviANT +0 & assailANT +1 [O]) - 3:39

- The Swarm seemed to be no match for the Demonic Duo of The Batiri, with Obariyon and Kodama easily dominating and controlling deviANT and assailANT. The crowd hated the Swarm so much they began to cheer the brutal violence of Obariyon and Kodama! The Batiri responded by getting out of hand with their physicality and when Kodama beat assailANT outside the ring and ignored the warnings of the referee he ended up getting his team disqualified! The fans booed as deviANT and assailANT were announced as the winners.

2. Marshe Rockett +1 w/ C. Red {0} & Dymond {0} vs. Ice Cream Jr. +4 [Jack & Jill Hammer] - 8:54

- Rockett struggled to gain any momentum against the Dairy Deviant and found himself getting upset! Ice Cream Jr focused on power moves and keeping the smaller Rockett down on the mat. After a Jack & Jill Hammer Rockett found himself taking the pinfall and his first singles loss.

Non-Title Match
3. Fire Ant +1 vs. Frightmare +0 [Dropkick] - 1:54

Frightmare showed why he was the CHIKARA Champion in this short, non-title match. The action was fast paced. The finish came when Fire Ant took a leap off the top rope right into a dropkick from a waiting Frightmare. Frightmare followed up with the pin.

Rematch
4. Colt Cabana +2 vs. combatANT +4 [TKO] - 10:19

- These two picked up right where they left off last week and were trading punches as soon as the bell rang. The action was intense and saw both men hit signature moves more than once. The finish came when combatANT dropped Cabana with a TKO and got the big upset win.

Rematch
5. El Hijo del Ice Cream +2 [Cross Body Block] vs. Archibald Peck +9 w/ Veronica {1} - 17:02

- Archibald Peck had the full support of the Chikarmy but was unable to eke out a win over El Hijo del Ice Cream. El Hijo hit Peck with multiple Cold Stone Stunners, had him trapped in submission holds, and even hit him with a chair outside of the ring. Peck managed to kick out at 2 no matter what El Hijo tried. The finish finally came when Peck missed his Cranial Crescendo and El Hijo came back with a Cross Body Block, pinning Peck to the mat.

6. Green Ant +0 vs. The Shard +0 [SHARD SUPER KICK] - 1:00

- The Shard ran right through Green Ant, taking control when the bell rang and refusing to let up. Green Ant fell after eating a brutal super kick.

7. The Throwbacks {0} (Sugar Dunkerton +0 & Dasher Hatfield +0 [GRANDSLAM]) vs. Da Soul Touchaz {1} (Willie Richardson +0 & Acid Jaz +2 [X]) w/ C. Red {0} & Dymond {0} - 3:38

- The Throwbacks made quick work of the Da Soul Touchaz, getting the win when Hatfield hit Acid Jaz with a GRANDSLAM. With this win The Throwbacks have gained their third point and will challenge for the Campeonatos de Parejas!

CHIKARA Young Lions Cup - Tim Donst 2nd Defense
8. Saturyne +0 vs. Tim Donst +0 [SDT] w/ Jakob Hammermeier {0} - 0:22

- When the bell rang Saturyne charged at Donst but he caught her with an Elbow Hammer. The champion followed up with his signature SDT and cockily pinned Saturyne to the boos of the fans. Donst and Hammermeier celebrated in the ring when suddenly The Throwbacks appeared in the entrance way to stare down the Campeones de Parejas as the show ended!