Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2009 16:49:26 GMT -5
NLW BADLANDS PRESENTS PRO WRESTLING GAME-A-THON!!!
Bill Apter & Louden Noxious welcome the crowd to the show.. they mention the fact that there is a gaming convention going on this weekend and it seems some of the NLW Badlands talent mustve visited it.
Backstage, Dr. Cube is watching over Delirious who is staring off into space, not saying a word while UltraMantis Black and Crossbones are sitting in front of a tv playing WWF Wrestlemania on the old school NES...
UMB: Boom! Boom! Kick to the gut and Eddie Kingston is down!
Crossbones: Ummm Im playing as The Honky Tonk Man!
UMB: Funny, he bares an uncanny resemblance to Kingston...GAHHH! NO!!
Crossbones: Elbow! Elbow! And down goes The Hulkster! (sings) Got my mask tied tight, and Im ready to fight... get your butt in this ring and I'll kick your butt all night, I'm the Crossbones man, I'm cool, I'm freaky, I'm BAD!!!
UMB: Silence!!!
Crossbones: I'm so kicking your ass!
UMB: (singing) When it comes crashing down and it hurts insideeeee!!! I AM A REAL INSECTICAN, FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT OF EVERY MAN!! YES!!! WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN ULTRAMANTIS BLACK WHOOPS ASS ON YOU?
Crossbones: HA!!!! BIG SPLASH OF DOOM!!! 1...2....3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UMB throws down the controller... "YOU CHEATED!!! IM NOT PLAYING ANYMORE!!!" and storms off...
Crossbones: Who else wants some of the Crossy Bones Man?
D'Lo Brown finally gains a victory over Savage T after trapping him in a figure four leglock!
The Backseat Boyz outwrestle The Barking Spiders, Trent Acid picks up with win after the ACID BOMB on Clutch
Eddie Kingston defeats UltraMantis Black with the LARIAT
Women's Title Match
Lufisto(c) successfully retains the title after nailing April Hunter with the Ole Kick
6 Man Hardcore Elimination Tag Match
Arik Cannon & North Star Express defeated Drake Younger & Naptown Dragons 3 falls to 0
Arik Cannon eliminated all three opponents by himself
Brass Knux - Triple Threat Match - Extreme Rules
Sam Hayne defeats Necro Butcher & John O'Malley(c) when Hayne pinned O'Malley after a powerbomb through a table.
This match was pretty wild, lots of tables broken, chairs dented, and even O'Malley smashed Hayne upside the head with a Sega Genesis! Necro Butcher broke a copy of the TNA Impact game disc and used it to carve O'Malley's forehead open to which Louden Noxious said "That's the best use of that game I've ever seen!"
Lightning Division Title Tourny Final
"Mr. Action Replay" Matt Jackson pinned "Slick" Nick Jackson after a missed deathjump to become the first Lightning Division Champion.
Excellent match, lots of counters and reversals, fast paced!
TV Title Match
JD Michaels made Harker Dirge(c) submit to a figure four leglock to regain the TV Title.
Heavyweight Title Match - Best 2 of 3 Falls
Claudio Castagnoli defeats Jimmy Jacobs(c) 2 falls to 0
Fall One: Once again these two put on one HELL of a match! This time however Castagnoli was fully healed! Both men hit all their signature moves, Jacobs tried to nail Castagnoli with the railroad spike but missed! Castagnoli capitalized with a scissors kick to the face for the three count!
Fall Two: Castagnoli went right after Jacobs once again, hellbent on winning the title back. Jacobs however had some fight left in him. Jacobs took temporary control of the match and until he missed a turnbuckle charge. Claudio hits the RICOLA BOMB and gets two... Claudio lifts Jacobs up for a second RICOLA BOMB and hit it, however, Tyler Black, Necro Butcher, & Brodie Lee hit the ring! Castagnoli fought off Black and Necro but was floored by Brodie Lee's big boot! The referee called for the bell giving Castagnoli the second fall and the match. Unfortunately for Castagnoli and the fans the title does not switch on a disqualification.
Next up was the main event of the evening...
Sabu came to the ring to a thunderous pop, he leapt over the top rope from the apron and awaited his opponent...
Rob Van Dam made his way to the ring along with "Pretty Boy" Larry Sharpe to a mix and cheers and boos from the NLW Badlands crowd.
Rob Van Dam beat Sabu in a incredible four star match with the VAN TERMINATOR!
This match far exceeded my expectations... RVD hit all his signature moves and Sabu answered back with each one. Several BRUTAL Arabian Facebusters and RVD began to bleed. RVD returned the favor via a Van Daminator. Sabu hit the TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT but only got a two count. Sabu went for another TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT late in the bout but MISSED! RVD quickly followed up with Rolling Thunder. Finally RVD set up Sabu in the corner with the chair and hit the VAN TERMINATOR for the victory!
After the match RVD and Sabu shook hands and exchanged a quick embrace as Larry Sharpe celebrated! Sharpe raised both men's arms in victory. RVD grabbed the mic and said "This is how you have a match, when you scrubs in the back can pull off that... call me!"
Suddenly Chris Hero and Mike Quackenbush hit the ring and a wild four man brawl began! Hero & Quack seemed to be getting the upperhand with RVD and Sabu being fatigued. Sharpe rushed in for a distraction allowing RVD and Sabu to make a well timed exit.
