Card#984
Fire Island, MercuryThe arena vidscreen sprang to life and focused on a lava skiff that was close to an ore mine there on Mercury. The United Stars champion, Darkest Justice, stood on the skiff with the solar wind causing his signature leather trenchcoat to flap in the wind.
"At FRIGHT NIGHT, I beat two of the worst individuals in this stinking fed for this pointless title (he patted the US Championship with his hand) and I have done some thinking over the last few days." Darkest Justice paused and wiped his brow. The heat from the lava flow underneath the skiff was obviously taking it's toll.
"This fed is full of nothing but villianous and underhanded individuals that take advantage of the lackadaisical leadership that rarely pops in to make it's shareholders happy. I was thinking about my future in this miserable wrestling organization and I feel like that my days are numbered before some heel tries to disfigure or tries to put me out of wrestling. There is absolutely no order here and the so called "heroes" are powerless and outgunned." The Famalhaut native walked close to the skiff's handrails and looked over to see the magma pool.
"Therefore, I have come to this conclusion...the GWF can stick this belt where the sun doesn't shine and I quit!" Darkest Justice hung the United Stars Chmpionship over the gaurdrails and let it go.
The championship splashed down on the magma and instantly set ablaze before turning into a small pool of liquid metal.
The vidscreen went dark and the broadcast went to the ring.
Burning Man vs.
OvertimeOvertime defeated Burning Man with an OVERTIME RULES!
Match Rating: 2.50
Match Notes: The Brymstonian began the bout with an offensive flurry but Overtime quickly turned the momentum around. The Burning Man seemed like he did not have any defense at all or didn't know how to cope against his opponent's wrestling style. After a few minutes, the Titan executed an OVERTIME RULES! manuever for the win.
Balaal vs.
Panther WarriorBalaal defeated Panther Warrior with a count-out
Match Rating: 1.50
Match Notes: A battle of the Animen! The action was hot and heavy before Panther Warrior tossed Balaal out onto the ringside floor. Panther Warrior executed a breathtaking topa suicide plancha but landed strange.Balaal crawled back into the squared circle and expected the same from his opponent. However, that did not hapen as Panther Warrior was unable to put weight on his right ankle and this would cause him to be counted out.
Catfight vs.
FhannaCatfight defeated Fhanna with a FELINE FURY
Match Rating: 0.00
Match Notes: Not much to see here as Catfight controlled the match entirely and caught Fhanna with a springboard elbow before ending the match with her finisher, FELINE FURY.
The roving vidcam broadcasted Mot and Kram on the vidscreen with the arena fans in the background. These two discussed the pipe bomb that Darkest Justice dropped on the fed in the opening moments of this card.
Mot brought his hand up to his right ear and conveyed that Commissioner Euritar has made it official that the Famalhaut wrestler would be indefinitely suspended from action in this fed. Concerning the United Stars championship, Mot relayed that Euritar has deemed that the title now has been discontinued.
Kram made the off color remark that the United Stars championship finally had a little stabilty rather than changing hands everytime the wind blows and they decide to discontinue it now.
Mot sent the vidcam back to the ringside area for the next series of matches.
Eydilon vs.
The Perfect SpecimenThe Perfect Specimen defeated Eydilon with a school boy roll up
Match Rating: 2.00
Match Notes: A fairly decent match! Edilyon and Perfect Specimen traded blows for a couple of minutes before Eidylon leveled the Titan with a Astral Neckbreaker, The Brymstonian picked up his groggy opponent and signaled for MISTS OF EDILYON but Spec quickly rolled him up in a small package. The referee jockeyed for position, slapped the mat three times, and awarded the match to Perfect Specimen.
Nova vs.
ScornScorn defeated Nova with a BURNING SCORN
Match Rating: 0.50
Match Notes: This contest was a good time for wrestling fans to go to the concession stands because it was a real yawnfest! At the four minute mark, Scorn planted a BURNING SCORN on the talentless Nova for the duke.
Chaos Supreme vs.
MonolithChaos Supreme defeated Monolith with a disqualification
Match Rating: 2.00
Match Notes: As always, this match looked awesome on paper but due to the size of both combatants- it fell flat! Each wrestler countered the other and Monolith would get frustrated and would push the referee out of the way in one of the lock ups. The referee wasn't going to stand for being manhandled and disqualidied the Animan.
Demon Hunters vs.
PredatorsLope defeated Crossfire with a missile dropkick
Match Rating: 4.00
Match Notes: Easily the best match of the evening! These two teams gave it their all and had the fans rising to their feet on several occassions. The pinfall came after a swinging neckbreaker that put Crossfire on the mat and Lope climbed to the top turnbuckle. When the Demon Hunter climbed to his feet, Lope executed a missile dropkick for the victory.
The teletron illuminated the ringside area and Christmas music began to play throughout the arena. The roving vidcam panned around a locker room until the focus centered on the Canis Major diva, She-Devil! She was dressed in a very revealing and skimpy santa outfit. She smiled devilishly and bent forward toward the camera. "What's a matter boys? Have you been good for little old santa this year? I hope so because I would hate to have to punish you for being naughty." The arena exploded in catcalls and cheers (mostly from the male contingent of the fans)
"Let me say that this year, XMAS COLOSSAL, will be held at my favorite arena- Deimos, Mars and I can't wait to see the six participants pounding one another and lunging to grab the 'Secret Santa Contract'. It makes me wish I knew which briefcase to...put it in."
She-Devil slowly unwrapped a candy cane and slowly rubbed it on her lips before putting it in her mouth. She continued, "XMAS COLOSSAL...Card#1000...Deimos, Mars...see you there!" The diva coyly smiled, turned around, and headed toward the showers.
Mayhem Unleashed vs.
ShayneMayhem Unleashed defeated Shayne with a LEAP OF DOOM
Match Rating: 2.00
Match Notes: The Earthling had almost complete control of this match and even landed an EYE 4 EYE finisher but couldn't put the Aethran away. Mayhem used a lowblow to bring Shayne to his knees and quickly blasted him with a LEAP OF DOOM to end the match. Afterwards, Shayne rigorously slammed the mat with his fist and yelled at several fans on his way out. Has Shayne's frustrations caused him to lose focus?
Ascension vs.
The DesertersProbation defeated Tharkas with a NO SURRENDER
Match Rating: 2.75
Match Notes: Oh..this was a whooping!! The Aethrans pummeled the duo of Tharkas and Adam Traitor. The Deserters were beat on until the Aethrans tired of the contest and Probation put away Tharkas with a NO SURRENDER move.
The vidcam once again centered on Mot & Kram. Kram was going bananas stating that he has waited forever for She-Devil to do something like the promo she just cut! Kram laid his head on Mot's shoulder and gave an expression like he was love sick.
Mot replied that the promo was so unlike She-Devil and that she is usually more wholesome than that. Mot continued to say he guessed that the holidays can do weird things to impressionable young people.
The announcing team thanked everyone for viewing and stated they hope that the fans enjoy the main event.
- **Galaxian Championship Non-Title Match** -Paganax vs.
Prime ColonizerPrime Colonizer defeated Paganax with a SIMIAN SKULLCRUSHER
Match Rating: 1.00
Match Notes: The Galaxian Champion had no problem dealing with Paganax and put down the Heathen Chief with a SIMIAN SKULLCRUSHER early.
After the referee raised the Colonizer's hand, the arena lights began to flicker and simply went out for a few seconds. The arena was filled with almost a panic as everyone waited for the lights to be turned back on.
When the lights did turn back on, the arena erupted in cheers as five figures stood in the ring! The Prime Colonizer was in the center and he was surrounded (with one standng near each turnbuckle) by Skiver, Patch, Iron Hand and... Sly Drury!!!
Prime Colonizer and Sly Drury exchanged a few words before Sly Drury simply yelled, "I RUN THIS FED!"
As the four previous members of Martial Law stepped toward Prime Colonizer, the broadcast went off the air!
[Fade to Black]Released: UltraMantis Black, Darkest Justice