Galaxian Wrestling Federation
proudly presents...
XMAS COLOSSAL
Card #1000
Deimos Intergalactic Arena
Deimos, Mars
The pyrotechnics erupted and the Deimos Intergalactic arena exploded in applause! After what seemed like an eternity between the Fall Classic (FRIGHT NIGHT) and this card, the holiday Paper View was set to begin!
The Conquerers of the Galaxy (Murtak & Mass) made their way to ringside and climbed into the squared circle. Murtak was handed a microphone and he spoke to the arena, "The Board of Directors rudely overlooked the best team in the universe and omitted our request to be on this lousy PaPer View! Therefore, we are holding this ring hostage until someone comes out and forcibly removes us! [He chuckles] Good luck getting rid of us."
A few moments passed and it seemed like no one wanted to give the FTR the time of day. Until...Plethador (the advisor of Mayham) walked out onto the entrance ramp and once again he was dressed to the nine with an Armani suit and expensive sunglasses.
The former "Doctor of Froganomics" looked at the two FTR stars and stated, " You are full of yourselves. Murtak, you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag and to show everyone that you are full of yourself...ladies and gentlemen, let me intoduce you to "the next Pig Thing"...Mayhhhaaammmm!"
"War Pigs" by Black Sabbath blared and the arena erupted in cheers as the newest FTR star made his way down to the ring.
Two-On-One Handicap Match Mass and
Murtak vs.
MayhamThis match ended in a draw (No CONTEST)
Match Rating: 3.25
Match Notes: The Conquerers of The Galaxy tagged in and out frequently but Mayham was able to fight the duo off consistantly! The arena began to chat "PigPlex City" as Mayham suplexed Murtak several times but the Conquerer was able to tag out to Mass.
The Kroll was able to land several head drop suplexes and Power of Kroll manuevers to bring the Animan to his knees. Mass tagged out to Murtak and the Conquerer began to gloat...maybe a little too long as Mayham regained his composure!
Mayham blasted Murtak with a running clothesline and the "deadly" BACON BITS finisher! Mass interfered and took down his team's opponent.
Murtak regained control and whenever Mayham would make a comeback- Mass would interfere...finally, the referee called for the bell and declared the bout could not be controlled. He declared the match a No Contest.
SIX PACK CHALLENGE TO DETERMINE Woman's #1 CONTENDER Catfight vs.
Elina vs.
Fhanna vs.
Scorn vs.
She Devil LE vs.
Sinful- Elina and Sinful were first two randomly drawn. Elina pinned Sinful via. RESURRECTION;
- Elina downed Fhanna via. RESURRECTION;
- She-Devil thumped Elina with a FALLEN DEVIL;
- She-Devil pinned Catfight with a backslide;
- She-Devil became #1 contender after using Siren Superplex on Scorn.
Match Rating: 3.75
The Natives vs.
Towers of PowerGiant Azuma defeated Ygorr with a ZENSHO
Match Rating: 0.75
Match Notes: The debut match of Tower of Power was upon us and let me say...meh! The action went back and forth for what seemed like forever but nothing to keep the crowd motivated to watch.
Numerous chants of "BORING...BORING" echoed throughout the arena and many fans left to the vendor area.
Finally, Krud used the NATIVES AND RESTLESS finisher on Faller but was unable to get the three count.
Faller tagged out to Akuma and the Titan blasted Ygor with a shoulder tackle that put the Castillex native on his back. A ZENSHO later- the match turned into a "squashed" match and the referee slapped the mat three times.
The arena's vidscreen illuminated the arena and the roving vidcam broadcasted Code Destroyer entering the back area of the arena. Suddenly, the Martial Law member was attacked by the Galaxian Tag Team Champions, Ascension!
The Gladiators punished the Destroyer with several high impact moves such as a powerbomb into crates and a DDT onto the concrete floor! Fist and Probation continued their assault with numerous chair shots to the back of Destroyer!
Finally, the event security stormed the area, managed to break things up, and get the Code Destroyer medical attention that he must definitely needed!
The Code Destroyer's participation in the "Secret Santa" Ladder match is uncertain and many fans wondered what will happen with the main event.
Moonlight vs.
NovaNova defeated Moonlight with an outside interference
Match Rating: 2.00
Match Notes: The night before the PaPer View, Nova stated on a vidcast that she had hired a bodyguard to protect her against the men wrestlers in the FTR. Everyone wondered what she was thinking as the FTR is an intergender contest fed but Nova for some reason thought she needed protection.
A Small Measure of Peace by Hans Zimmerman blared as the arena came to their feet and Moonlight walked onto the entrance ramp dressed entirely in Samurai garb. After entering the squared circle, she performed a backflip off the top turnbuckle.
"Better Than You" by Metallica played and Nova entered the entryway with her bodyguard. Her bodyguard was none other than Rhea!!! The fans at ringside gasped as the sheer enormity of her size.
After all the fanfare, the match finally started! Moonlight really took it to the GWF diva and thrashed her with a Mongolian Mauler! After Nova regained her feet, Moonlight tagged Nova with three straight MONGOLIAN HORDES!
Moonlight, not quite ready for a pin attempt, climbed to the top of the turnbuckle but Rhea stepped up and clipped the daughter of Ghenghis Khan's legs.
Moonlight tumbled into the turnbuckle and Nova quickly performed a running corner dropkick to score the pinfall!
Aethran Overmaster vs.
EydilonAethran Overmaster defeated Eydilon with a REIGN OF THE OVERMASTER
Match Rating: 0.00
Match Notes: The Aethran Overmaster has been all business since Sly Drury's Martial Law attack him on the last XPLOSION! This match was no exeception...the bell sounded...a Gladiator Piledriver and a REIGN OF THE OVERMASTER finisher...1-2-3!
Better Than Human vs.
Ultimate FightersClinch defeated Tharkas with an ULTIMATE COMBO KO
Match Rating: 2.00
Match Notes: This match was fairly one sided as the Ultimate Fighters controlled this bout from the onset. The end came when Clinch used several of his finishing moves but it would be the ULTIMATE COMBO KO that would garner the victory.
The arena's vidscreen came alive one more time and broadcasted Commander Sam and Massif sitting in front of the roving vidcam. Commander Sam announced, " Since the Gladiators seemed to ensure that Code Destroyer would not participate in tonight's main event, the Board of Directors has recently signed a huge free agent in the last few days and the Board thinks it's fitting to have his debut this evening."
Commander Sam paused a moment and continued," No...I am not letting the cat out of the bag and you will have to wait until the match...which starts now."
"Secret Santa" Ladder Match Bishop Hell vs.
Overtime vs.
Sur vs.
Thantos vs.
Totalis vs.
TurmoilBishop Hell defeated Sur with a HELLFIRE
Overtime defeated Totalis with a Go Home Driver
Thantos defeated Overtime with a MASTERLOCK
Sur defeated Turmoil with a GIFT OF THE GODS
Match Rating: 4.00
Match Notes: This match was awesome and to keep the write up shorter than an Encyclopedia Britannica...I will just touch on the highlights: The fans erupted and gave their approval once it was revealed that Totalis as the sixth participant! He did not let the fans down and had several bumps during the contest! Totalis performed a suicide plancha that sent Sur into the steel barrier that made the entire arena’s occupants jaw drop in awe! The Tournament Master didn’t stop there as he executed a superplex on Turmoil that had the two land on (and breaking through) the announcer’s table!!
While those three were incapacitated, Thantos barreled through Overtime with a flurry of offense and locked on the MASTERLOCK! The Fomalhaut native clambered up the ladder and captured the first briefcase!
Sur recovered and was punishing Bishop Hell with his high powered offense…Turmoil leveled the Immortal with a TRIPLE SUICIDE that had to make Sur’s teeth rattle… Sur would battle back and even execute THE GIFT OF THE GODS on the Aethran! However, Bishop Hell bidded his time and set the Immortal ablaze with HELLFIRE! Bishop Hell reached up and grabbed a suitcase leaving four superstars and only two briefcases left surrounding the ring.
Totalis continued to please the crowd and used a Bracket Buster on Overtime! Overtime crawled toward the turnbuckle slowly and ended up slumping in the corner. Totalis ran toward the limp body of Overtime and attempted a running knee smash! Sadly, Overtime moved at the last moment, grabbed the injured Corvus native and executed a go home driver! This pretty much gave Overtime a straight shot to the third briefcase as Totalis was reeling in pain. Totalis rolled down onto the concrete floor! Overtime slowly climbed the ladder and grabbed the third briefcase!
The final three…an unconscious Totalis…a bloodied and battered Turmoil…and a smoldering Sur! Sur and Turmoil tore into one another like men possessed and Turmoil was still groggy from earlier in the match but he gave no quarter. After Sur used two consecutive THE GIFT OF THE GODS maneuvers, Turmoil was flat on his back in the center of the ring and Totalis was sprawled unconscious on the ringside floor! Sur simply climbed the ladder and grabbed the final case!
[Fade To Black]The contents of the four briefcases will be revealed on a special episode of UPRIZING...Coming in a few days!