HeadBashers Incorporated presents:
Card#1031.5
Equineus Event Centre
Horsehead Nebula, OrionThe Equineus Event Centre did not start wiith the usual pyrotechnics and the arena was slowly swallowed whole by the dark. The Centre became luminous with little fireflies fluttering their wings thoughout and the sounds of tree frogs and crickets shortly followed suite."I Disagree" by Poppy blared over the audio system and this could only mean that one of The Plantation members were headed to the ring...however, no one showed!
The music of Cethlapodis began and the "cuddlefish" made his way to the ring and signed plushies of his likeness for the little kids at ringside. The invertabrate made his way around he ring and came to a plushy that was just hanging in the air. The Animan looked confused and looked all around the floating plushy.
BOOM! Chameleon seemed to appear out of thin air and executed a nasty snap DDT! The matriarch of the Plantation picked up her unconscious opponent and tossed him in the ring! The referee begrudgingly called for the bell and the first match of the night began!
Cephalopodis vs. ChameleonChameleon defeated Cephalopodis with a swinging neckbreakerMatch Rating: 2.00
Match Notes: The diva strolled around the inside of the ring and watched Cephlapodis stir. Whenever the stunned Animan would get to his knees, Chameleon would strike and put the hurt on the fan favorite. This went on for several minutes until the reptilian grew tired of playing cat and mouse- a swinging neckbreaker later and Chameleon was declared the winner.
**Six Pack Challenge**ย
Blue Chip vs. Captain Crossbones vs. King Tux vs. Nova vs. Rhea vs. Swerveย - King Tux defeated Swerve with a Feather Fury
ย - Blue Chip defeated King Tux with a moonsault
ย - Blue Chip defeated Nova with a count-out
ย - Captain Crossbones defeated Blue Chip with a BLACK SAILS
ย - Captain Crossbones defeated Rhea with a BLACK SAILSMatch Rating: 1.25
Match Notes: The Board of Directors put this match together to decide the number one contender for the FTR Championship. The winner of this challenge will face off against the champion on the mext UPRIZING event.
The first two combatants were Swerve and King Tux and Swerve would attack the penquin prior to the bell! The bipolar tried everything in his power to put away the Animan but had no success! King Tux would counter a running lariat and use Feather Fury to eliminate Swerve.
The next challenger was the poster boy for the FTR...Blue Chip! The Earthling stretched Tux like salt water taffy and would land a spectacular moonsault for the three count.
The third entrant entered the ring and immediately climbed back out onto the arena floor. Nova stated that she wasn't going to wrestle without her bodygaurd (Rhea) at ringside. The referee explained that the match was a six pack challenge but it made no difference to the former GWF. So, the referee had no other choice but to count Nova out and award the match to Blue Chip! Nova sat down at the announcers table and pouted like she was a five year old throwing a tantrum.
The enigmatic Captain Crossbones entered the ring and the two superstars faired well against one another. Move..counter move...and it would be Crossbones to score the duke with a BLACK SAILS finisher!
The arena went silent as the big red diva made her way to the ringside area and stepped over the top rope! She tossed around Crossbones pretty well and used several chokes to keep the Brymstonian groggy!
While the referee's back was turned, Nova ran over to Crossbones from the announcer's table and choked him with her cape! Crossbones recovered, stood up, and brought Nova over the ropes into the ring!
Rhea grabbed Crossbones from behind and Nova attempted to hit the pirate with her shoe but Captain Crossbones moved at the last second!! Nova accidently hit her bodyguard and frantically ran back to the locker room.
It was all academic afterwards, Crossbones used a BLACK SAILS for good measure and would once again become the #1 contender!!
When Rhea regained her senses, she was infuriated and screamed "Nova" numerous times on her way back to the locker room.
ย **Titan Death Match**ย
Faller vs. MassFaller defeated Mass with a TIMBER!Match Rating: 0.50
Match Notes: At UPRIZING: FIGHT OR FLIGHT, Mass attacked Faller during the weightlifting competition and severely injured the fan favorite. On Card#1025, Faller (still inured) was able to extract some revenge from the Kroll native but Murtak continously interfered (even costed Mass the bout after accidently hitting his protege instead of Faller)!
Faller appealed to the Board of Directors to hinder Murtak's ability to interfere. The Board approved his request and came up with the solution of having Murtak suspended above the ring in a cage.
The match was spectacular if you are a fan of comeuppance because Faller tossed Mass around like a ragdoll! The fan favorite would end the bout early with the TIMBER! finisher.
Afterwards, the cage holding Murtak would be brought down into the center of the squared circle and Faller would get ahold of the Conquerer as well! A few forarms to the head and a TIMBER! for good measure before Faller tossed the antagonist over the top rope and down to onto the arena floor.
The arena roared their approval as Faller played up to the crowd before heading back to the locker room.
The Arenaโs vidscreen lit up the arena and screen shots of last yearโs spring classic HOSTILE TAKEOVER filled the vidscreen. โ On Card #1032, the universe will witness one of the most anticipated matches of the year as several superstars will participate in the Tenth Day Turmoil Ladder match to determine the final challenger for the Titlerun series! Also, the winner of the Bunkhouse Brawl series will get a chance of a lifetime and challenge for the coveted Galaxian Heavyweight Championship! The star system of Orion is bracing itself as the HOSTILE TAKEOVER PaPer View is almost here...โ
Mad Maxus vs. The PlantationThe Electric Axe defeated Mayham with a guitar string chokeMatch Rating: 2.50
Match Notes:ย The Maxxus team entered the ring and waited for their opponents to arrive...as with Chameleon's match prior, they showed up under dubious circumstances! The lights flickered and went out for only a second and when the lights returned- Mayham and Armour stood scowling in the center of the ring!
The two Animen sprung to life and beat the living tar out of their opponents for nearly five minutes! Maxxus fought back but didn't seem to make an impact until...
A fireball erupted from The Electic Axe and Mayham rolled on the ground in agony! The Maxxus member dubiously used a guitar string to choke #TheNextPigThing! Mayham slowly lost consciousness and would be given the three count!
Honey vs. MoonlightMoonlight defeated Honey with a MONGOLIAN HORDEMatch Rating: 0.50
Match Notes: "Sky's The Limit" blared over the area speakers and the 'Legit Boss' was brought down to ringside by a neon pink 2133 Bugatti Chiron Super Sport cruiser!! She climbed out of the cruiser and climbed into the squared circle exuding nothing but overconfidence!
Ummm...this was a mistake as Ghenghis Khan's descendent didn't take lightly to the fact that she was being overlooked!
Moonlight blasted the Aniwoman with a sidekick and used two consecutive MONGOLIAN HORDES for the upset!
The arena's vidscreen broadcasted from what could only be assumed to be the Quagmire of Quaoar and the vidcam filmed something similar to a virtual tour as the different sections of the Quagmire were shown. A wrestling ring stood surrounded by a field with both marsh and a rickety shed close by. The vidscreen illuminated with sump crocks in the quagmire, tools hanging in the shed, and swarms of insects in the field surrounding ringside.
The FTR Champion, Disciple of Terror, was the first to arrive as he walked toward the squared circle unaffected by the special circumstances that this match could bring. Coming from another direction, Vacant made his way to ringside but he was furiously swatting at insects around him and mumbling something about damn mosquitoes. Once again, the scheduled Plantation member was nowhere to be seen.
**FTR Championship Title Match**ย
**Quagmire of Quaoar Match**
Disciple of Terror vs. Plethador vs. Vacant
for the FTR ChampionshipDisciple of Terror defeated Vacant with an ATOMIC WARHEADMatch Rating: 3.25
Match Notes: Disciple and Vacant started the bout with Plethador nowhere to be found! The two combatants tore into one another until Disciple tossed Vacant out of the ring.
Vacant stumbled toward the shed and looked for respite but would be met by Plethador! The Amphibian blasted the Neptunian with a shovel causing Vacant to reel in pain!
The two would slowly make their way back to ringside and meet up with the FTR champ! A scuffle ensued and Plethador would fall into the quagmire after a nasty superkick by Vacant!
Vacant used what appeared to be a native turtle shell as a weapon and cracked Disciple of Terror over the head with it! He tossed the groggy champ into the ring and went for the pin. The referee counted but would only get a two count!
Vacant and Disciple exchanged blow after blow in the ring but it would be the Cygnusian that would come out on top! Disciple used a Feel The Terror manuever and sent Vacant sprawling into the quagmire with an ATOMIC WARHEAD!
Several moments passed and Vacant (or Plethador for that matter) did not surface from the water...the referee didn't know what to do and after a few moments raised Disciple of Terror's arm in victory.
As the show was going off the air, the roving vidcam went deep into the quagmire and it broadcasted Vacant limp in the water with no movement. The darkness shifted behind him and hid something moving...suddenly two glowing eyes opened behind Vacant and peered into the camera.
[Fade To Black]