Really enjoyed this most recent house show Old Skewl.
Especially the victories by Wolf and Shayne.
I agree 100% with the wise words that on_the_edge said. For the record - I am also not getting paid lol.
But don't feel pressured by the boards brother man.
Ultimately I think it's safe to say that we all come here for friendship, fun and to de-stress. Like a little oasis from life. Get lost in other worlds.
Just go at whatever pace you want / can.
I often have to binge read in order to catch up on me favorite feds. And actually I can grasp the stories much better that way - especially if they are consistent presences in the fed.
So to make a long story longer - It's your world squirrel I'm just a nut...
Nothin to apologize for my friend!
Well...my best friend tested positive for covud 19 and I am quarantined for the next two weeks...so, I have some time to burn after today (have to do a bunch of paperwork and jump through hoops for work).
I'm sorry to hear my friend. Thoughts and prayers out to you and him and you're families.
Post by Old Skewl on Sept 19, 2020 11:30:30 GMT -5
Card#1037 Titan Sportatorium, Saturn
The arena's vidscreen lit up the Titan Sportatorium as the roving vidcam broadcasted from the locker room bathroom. Faller and Giant Azuma came into view and their attention was grabbed by a moan in one of the stalls.
The Towers of Power opened the bathroom stall cautiously and revealed Board of Director member Thad Killian sprawled out on the floor! Faller quickly came to Killian's aid and lifted the Board member's head off the floor. "Are you alright Mr. Killian?" Faller asked.
Thad Killian slowly turned his head toward the crowd favorite and responded, "I had this horrible dream that I passed out in a Burger King bathroom and I contracted this dreadful affliction that made feel like I was breathing little shards of glass. I was taken home, put in a spare room alone for two weeks, and had no contact with the outside universe except when I went to the facilities- then a strange women followed me around with a spray bottle and alcohol wipes like I had a nasty plague. It was horrible.."
Giant Azuma pointed to some wrappers on the ground before speaking up, "Mr. Killian...I believe that the Corona Borealis Blasters that you apparently had eaten played games with your senses. Those little buggers can make humans hallucinate if they're not used to them...I do have a question though...what is this 'Burger King'?"
Thad Killian grabbed one of the candies off the floor and looked directly into the vidcam. "Corona Borealis Blasters...the dimensional bending snack..."
Catfight vs. Shann-ra Catfight defeated Shann-ra with a FELINE FURY Match Rating: 0.50 Match Notes: The opening bout was a suprisingly one sided affair and would end after a running clothesline that set up the finisher, FELINE FURY ! Catfight covered her opponent and would garner the three count.
Fhanna vs. Sinful Sinful defeated Fhanna with THE OTHER WOMAN Match Rating: 1.50 Match Notes: The Vampiress shutdown her opponent early and countered everything that Fhanna could throw at her! To add insult to injury, Sinful executed her opponent's finisher of THE OTHER WOMAN to get the pinfall.
Sly Drury vs. Witness Sly Drury defeated Witness with a Crime Lord Match Rating: 2.50 Match Notes: The action went back and forth for several minutes but it would be the Patriarch of Martial Law that would be standing tall at the end. Witness seemed to be gaining momentum,but after a missed flying elbow, he would fall victim to a Crime Lord manuever that would end the match.
The Natives vs. Vampire Legends Coven Black defeated Ygorr with a count-out Match Rating: 0.75 Match Notes: There is not much to report about this match as the Vampire Legends tossed around the Natives! Ygorr was sent sprawling to the concrete floor by Coven Black and the Castillex natives decided to simply leave ringside. The referee had no other choice but to award the match to Vampire Legends as a result of a count out.
Kenji vs. Nosfera Kenji defeated Nosfera with a disqualification Match Rating: 2.50 Match Notes: These two tangled in what could have been a great match but Nosfera grew weary of the Titan's submission moves and blatantly punched his opponent in the groin. The referee quickly called for the bell and awarded Kenji the win as a result of a disqualification.
The vidscreen lit up the arena once again and Commander Sam was sitting at a desk with Massif standing behind him as normal. The Earthling waited a moment, rearranged a few papers, and started to speak.
"As many of the fans know, the Interplanetary Champion Shayne defeated Monolith at the last PaPer View (HOSTILE TAKEOVER) and captured the Galaxian Championship as well. Shayne offered to vacate the Interplanetary Championship on Card#1033 but was denied."
Sam paused for a moment and continued, "This was intentional and the decision was not meant with malice but as an opportunity for Shayne to create history! Never in the GWF has there been a multiple champion going into the TitleRun Tournament and as it stands- only two individuals ever to come out of the challenge unscathed!"
Massif bent down and interrupted his cohort, "So, what we are saying Shayne is that you are going to have to put up or shut up buttercup! You have been running your mouth stating that you are the best in the universe- prove it!"
Sam interjected, "Some of us don't see eye to eye on this matter but nevertheless. This boils down to Shayne will defend both the Interplanetary and Galaxian Championships (assuming he is still champ going into the event) each day for ten days. The Board of Directors wish you the best of luck."
A small smile crossed Commander Sam's face as the vidcast went off the air.
Castilex vs. Demon Hunters Sentinel defeated HelSin with a NIGHT WATCH Match Rating: 3.50 Match Notes: The Castillex duo have stumbled recently with a loss marring their undefeated streak. These two teams faced off at HOSTILE TAKEOVER and the FDF members wanted a chance at redemption. A hot and heavy battle with the underperforming Demon Hunters nearly put the Castillex team in the losing percentile for the month but they snapped out of it.
Moog would withstand several finishers from both members of the Demon Hunters and would be able to tag out to his partner.
Sentinel was all business and would catch Helsin in the NIGHT WATCH for the duke.
Eydilon vs. Monolith Monolith defeated Eydilon with an I BREAK YOU Match Rating: 3.00 Match Notes: Shockingly, these two behemoths put on a good match! Usually when two big men tangle- the match seems to under perform! Eydilon was able to bring it to the Animan but Monolith would battle back and control the tempo towards the matches end. After a series of "I BREAK YOU", the Brymstonian finally did break and would be given a slash in the loss column.
The Sportatorium's vidscreen spang to life with screen shots of all the current champions. The narrator spoke,” Honor ...Respect...Tradition...At the Great Galaxian Bash (Card #1046), every champion will once again will try to defy the odds as they face a challenger for each of their championships for ten straight days! The TitleRun Tournament, often called the 'grand daddy of them all', will make each superstar prove whether or not they intestinal fortitude and the will to walk away from these challenges unscathed. Witness legendary contests...witness sacrifice...witness history! Beginning on Card #1047 at the Champions Hall, Ceres...the Cosmic Tours begin!”
- **Galaxian Tag Team Championship Title Match** - Security Squad vs. Ultimate Fighters for the Galaxian Tag Team Championships Code Destroyer defeated Clinch with an EAT CROW Match Rating: 3.50 Match Notes: This contest is a rematch from HOSTILE TAKEOVER PaPer View after Security Squad purposely got themselves disqualified to retain the titles. As the match progressed, many fans thought that the Ultimate Fighters would finally capture their first taste of tag team gold.
Iron Hand and Code Destroyer were struggling and in trouble as the challengers seemed to have their number Clinch executed a SUPER COMBO KO but Code Destroyer countered at the last possible second and landed an EAT CROW of his own!! 1...2...3!! The Security Squad managed to retain the Galaxian Tag Team Championships!!!
Kill Prey vs. Overtime Kill Prey defeated Overtime with an Animal Leap Match Rating: 4.00 Match Notes: A fantastic main event! Both participants gave it their all and the match could have went either way. Overtime's new attitude suites him well as he gave Kill Prey a match to look back on with reverence! However, Overtime would come up a teensy bit short after an Animal Trap by the Orion native put the Titan's shoulders down for the three.
[Fade to Black]
Last Edit: Sept 19, 2020 12:01:03 GMT -5 by Old Skewl
Always great to see you posting, my friend... Happy you're feeling better and hope all is well.
Stoked that my Vampire brothers and sister all picked up wins on this show (even though Black & Necros only beat the Natives)... And I'm really looking forward to the Real Ordeal's history making endeavor in the upcoming TitleRun tour... Last One Standing After Showdown BAY-BAY!
GWF Presents... Galaxian Heavyweight Champion: STAR WARRIOR Galaxian Tag Team Champions: GREEK GODS GWF Interplanetary Champion: COMRADE TERROR
Post by Old Skewl on Sept 19, 2020 20:24:11 GMT -5
Thanks for the comments and kind words fellas! The last few weeks were rough and I am glad I made it back to the boards...was worried that I wouldn't want to play but as you can see- quite the opposite! Now I just need to knock the rust off and get stories rolling! Sorry about the opener of my last show...I mean...pee-yew! That was a stinker huh?
Card#1037.5 Maffei II
After the successful UPRIZING: PRIDE & PREJUDICE, the FTR has reached the pinnacle of success and hoped to piggyback that event's momentum with a FTR Championship title match!
Nitro, the FTR Commissioner, announced that Chameleon made an appeal for her protege (Plethador) for a FTR championship match. The Plantation member wasn't the combatant that was pinned in the Triple Threat Quagmire Match. Nitro stated that the Amphibian would be granted a titleshot but the Plantation members would be barred from ringside.
As the show began to broadcast, an impressive light show illuminated the Maffei II arena and the ringside fans erupted their approval as the first participants made their way to the ring.
Astarte vs. Swerve Swerve defeated Astarte with a TITAN DROP Match Rating: 2.50 Match Notes: The action went back and forth for several minutes with Astarte gaining the upperhand after a death defying TRUE FUTURE SHOCK!
The Titan would battle back and mount an offense of his own! After Astarte missed a running clothesline, Swerve would use an Abrupt Change of Direction and a TITAN SWERVE-TITAN DROP combo to keep the Eridanus's shoulders down for the three count.
Honey vs. Nova Honey defeated Nova with a Carnivorous Clamp Match Rating: 0.00 Match Notes: Honey's music blared and the fans cheered but it would be Nova being driven to the squared circle in a rusted out 20th century automobile (later it would be pointed out that it was circa 1990 Ford Pinto)!! The Pegasus diva crawled out of the car and rolled ino the ring screaming "I don't give a [censored]!!" over and over!
As you probably predicted, Honey was not pleased and stormed the ring! The Aniwoman pounced off the ropes, dodged a headlock takedown attempt by Nova, and nailed her with a Carnivorous Clamp!
Honey covered Nova and the referee slapped the mat three times!
Conquerors of the Galaxy vs. Ocean Express Cephalopodis defeated Murtak with a crossbody block Match Rating: 1.75 Match Notes: The Conquerers of the Galaxy in all rights should have won this match as they were performing flawlessly! They made frequent tags ensuring they were the fresh man in, they cut off Cephlapodis from his partner (King Tux), and kept a pace that would lead them to victory.
Sadly for Murtak's group, that would not happen as the FTR's "Cuddlefish" withstood a beating and three CONQUERING FLAG finishers to catch the Dreeze tyrant in a crossbody block for the upset win!
And upset he was...Murtak threw a hissy fit that would have made any four year old proud including rolling around on the ground while kicking his legs! The fans began to chant "You're a Baby!" over and over...you can imagine how well that went over!
The Maffei II arena's vidscreen clicked on and a deep voice began to speak while a montage of past FTR events flashed on the screen. "You have tried to rise but have failed...(a still of Disciple of Terror pinning Captain Crossbones at UPRIZING: FIGHT OR FLIGHT)! You have rose to the peak and can only fall...(a still picture of Disciple of Terror being the recipient of a PLANTATION PLUNGE by Plethador at UPRIZING: PRIDE & PREJUDICE)!
At Champions Hall on Ceres, the pendulum will swing in favor of those who find a way to win! Brace yourselves...as on Card#1046.5, the FTR brings... UPRIZING: DEAD MAN'S VERSE!"
**FTR Championship Title Match** Disciple of Terror vs. Plethador for the FTR Championship Disciple of Terror defeated Plethador with an ATOMIC WARHEAD Match Rating: 4.00 Match Notes: A helluva main event! Both combatants gave it their all and left nothing in the ring!! Several near falls occured and not a single punch was pulled!
Plethador would land several PLANTATION PLUNGES and lock on several Sadistic Suction Claws but the Cygnusian would not submit.
Disciple of Terror brought out the "big guns" as well! The FTR Champion would use Terror Clutch and Dreadnaught Drop on several occassions! However, the Disciple would retain after two consecutive ATOMIC WARHEADS!
Disciple of Terror knew he was in a fight and had to realize he came closer than ever to losing his championship!