TNE! WRESTLING!

[Crimson Cross]

TNE's REWiND!
Show 1 - 12.08
Location : The iMPACT! Studios - Weeds, England
Television : Sheep HD
Sponsor : Panda Farms Ice Cream

* Opening Video *
This is TNE, the new Hoof of Professional Wrestling...
I am, I am, possessed by the grass, grass
and my stomach and hunger, hunger
running through my veins
can you feel it?
watching all the stars, stars
taking me higher, higher
emotional havoc, havoc
running through my veins
watch it change me...

Mike Tye : Hello wrestling fans I'm the "Professor" Mike Tye and welcome to TNE's REWiND! where we'll look back on .08 before we head into the new year. Joining me is my new broadcast partner Raz and whats instore for us on our show this evening...

Raz : Mike I'm bustin about being here with you and on our show we will see the Muddy Road pay-per-view from this year and so lets kick off the action...

TNE's MUDDY ROAD .08
Card 363 - 7.08
Location : The iMPACT! Studios - Weeds, England
Television : Pay-Per-View
Sponsor : Megaplex Grass Growth

The Muddy Road .08 pay-per-view kicked off with Jeremy Roadrash announcing the competitors for the opening match...

( E Division Last One Standing Match )
MR.MIGHT vs. JEFF P
Note : The wrestling legend in Mr.Might and Jeff P went toe-to-toe in a high paced, high flying battle that took both men to the limits and in the end Mr.Might delivers a SMITE EVIL and Jeff P was unable to stand up for the ten count and your winner is MR.MIGHT!

CREAM SODA vs. ALLAN LOCKE
Note : This was a match that saw these two former allies lock up in a heated battle where it looked like Locke would win, but Cream Soda delivers a POP AND FIZZ and your winner is CREAM SODA!

We are taken backstage where Jeremy Roadrash interviews wrestling legend Mr.Might who says...

Mr.Might : Ooooohhhh Slap to it! Brutha my victory over that Jeff P will elevate me to the next level brutha and I'll be winning championship gold soon, Ooooohhhh Yeah!

After speaking, Mr.Might exits stage left and we are taken back to the ring where Mike Tye and Jaun West call the action...

( Barn Yard Ball Match )
ZIPPO vs. SCOTT DRAKE vs. SAWTOOTH
Note : All three wrestlers were locked up in a dark muddy shed with only water to drink for twenty four hours and these three battled each other in and out of the ring where Sawtooth delivers a BAYOU BOMB on Zippo and your winner is SAWTOOTH!

A highlight video is shown next showcasing the heated rivalry between Grappler Galvin Kincade and Crusher Cahan O'Neil the Rough House Irish against Laz Umbero and Crac Rocco, then we are back to the ring...

( EWE World Tag Team Championship Match )
LAZ UMBERO;CRAC ROCCO vs. ROUGH HOUSE IRISH (C)
Note : These two teams went toe-to-toe, but the Rough House Irish were the better tandem and Grappler Galvin Kincade delivers a CLOTHESLINE off the top rope on Crac Rocco and your winners are the ROUGH HOUSE IRISH!

( EWE E Division Championship Match )
RAY III vs. ROTTEN RALF REBAL (C)
Note : These two rivals flew in this highly charged battle where Ray III had the upper hand but Rotten Ralf Rebal was DISQUALIFIED for taking out the referee and your winner is RAY III!

We are back with Mike Tye and Jaun Best who talk about how Ray III was robbed of winning the E Division Title and then Jaun Best talks about his Wacky Wild Deals at TNEStore.com before we see a highlight video of the heated feud between fan favorite Party Harty and the hated Epitome, then we are back in the ring where Jeremy Roadrash announces the competitors for the Main Event...

* MAIN EVENT -
( EWE World Heavyweight Championship Match )
( Ladder Match )
PARTY HARTY vs. EPITOME (C)
Note : Party Harty gets a huge pop from the fans while Epitome is jeered, then these two locked up where the ladder was used often and the final blow was when Party Harty from the top of the ladder delivers a BOMBED SWAN and your winner and new champion is PARTY HARTY!

The Muddy Road .08 pay-per-view ends with Party Harty at the top of a ladder holding onto the championship belt...

We are now back with Mike Tye and Raz who talk about how amazing that pay-per-view was and then both men sign off and the broadcast ends...

[offspring515]

Ha ha ha....Jeremy Roadrash. Dude this was hilarious.

[Crimson Cross]

@ offspring515 I'm a TNA Wrestling fan and started a TNE Wrestling parody fed before, so I revived it using Brocsters EWE creations which is the main insperation for TNE and a mix of other bootlegs and some official CotG as you'll see. So enjoy reading and thanks for the compliments...

TNE TODAY!
Show 1 - 12.08
Location : The iMPACT! Studios - Weeds, England
Webcast : TNEWrestling.com
Sponsor : eweTube.com

The webcast kicks off with Kristy Emmy announcing TNE Wrestling no longer will have associations with EWE Wrestling and what that means is the EWE Championship Belts leave the property of TNE Wrestling. Emmy does announce that brand new official TNE Championship Belts have been made and will debut in the new year...

We now see Ray III and the wrestling legend and SlapJims spokesman Mr.Might talking to one another about the future TNE E Division Champion and they somewhat wish one another good luck...

Joining Kristy Emmy is Jaun Best who talks in a loud and enthusiastic voice about his Wacky Wild Deals which are a combo autographed 2 Disk DVD Set of .08's Lambiversary pay-per-view with a GOT CRAC!? Crac Rocco T-Shirt...

The webcast ends with Jeremy Roadrash announcing that TNE will be changing the Hoof of Wrestling in .09 and then he signs off and the webcast ends...

[WTIC]

Might makes right! Locke should've been a "lock" to win! Sawtooth with a big win! Rough House Irish is aptly named! Ray III > Ray II! Party Harty is just that fine!

Just like in the movie Mean Girls, "say Crac again", LOL!

Good start to another fine fed from CC Promotions!

[Justin Case]

YAY, TNE is back! Great stuff. Love the parody feds!

[Crimson Cross]

@ Justin Case Thanks for the bootleg help and your going to see some good things from TNE, because you must remember "It's the new Hoof in Professional Wrestling"...

TNE's REWiND!
Show 2 - 12.08
Location : The iMPACT! Studios - Weeds, England
Television : Sheep HD
Sponsor : Panda Farms Ice Cream

* Opening Video *
This is TNE, the new Hoof of Professional Wrestling...
I am, I am, possessed by the grass, grass
and my stomach and hunger, hunger
running through my veins
can you feel it?
watching all the stars, stars
taking me higher, higher
emotional havoc, havoc
running through my veins
watch it change me...

Mike Tye : Hello wrestling fans I'm the "Professor" Mike Tye and welcome to TNE's REWiND! where we continue to look back on .08 and on this broadcast we have a TNE iMPACT!. Joining me is my broadcast partner Raz and what so whats going on my friend...

Raz : Mike the new year will be off the hoof, but on this up coming rewind the iMPACT! we'll be watching took place after the .08 Muddy Road pay-per-view and so lets kick off the action...

TNE iMPACT!
Card 364 - 8.08
Location : The iMPACT! Studios - Weeds, England
Television : Sheep HD
Sponsor : SlapJims Snacks

This iMPACT! kicked off with Party Harty out in the ring talking...

Party Harty : *belch* It's been a non-stop party since I won the World Title, I want to thank the Creatures of the Grass for supporting me. ( the crowd cheers for Party Harty ) I know there are guys in the back gunning for me...

This is when Epitome walks out and he badmouths Harty about his Harty Ways and his Creatures of the Grass. Then Epitome challenges Party Harty to find a partner for a tag match tonight and Harty agrees...

( Grudge Match )
ZIPPO vs. SAWTOOTH
Note : "Big Top" Zippo the Clown and Sawtooth went all out in this Grudge Match where both men used a folding chair on one another and then Sawtooth delivers a BAYOU BOMB and your winner is SAWTOOTH!

A few moments pass and Zippo is just getting to his feet when "Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk" is heard over the iMPACT! Studios sound system and the crowd pops and starts to chant "Busts going to Kill You!" and stomping out to the ring is the "Lacerta Laughing Machine" Bust Up, who attacks Zippo and he delivers a WILD HYACINTH and then Bust Up exits the ring and returns to the back...

( E Division Match )
SCOTT DRAKE vs. RON WALKER
Note : "Blackjack" Ron Walker and "Barracuda" Scott Drake locked up in a highly charged and high flying match, but Ron Walker looked the better wrestler and he locks in a DRAGON CLUTCH and your winner is RON WALKER!

We are taken backstage where Jeremy Roadrash interviews the World Tag Team Champs the Rough House Irish where Grappler Galvin Kincade and Crusher Cahan O'Neil talk about being the greatest tag team in TNE and no one can stop them, then both men exit stage left and right...

LOCKE-N-KEY vs. ALE COINAGE
Note : Allan Locke and Jeff P, Locke-n-Key faced off with the returning Sir Ender and Gerard Strauss, Ale Coinage in a really good showdown but Jeff P gets the upper hand and he delivers a CTRL+ALT+DELETE on Gerard Strauss and your winners are LOCKE-N-KEY!

We are back with Mike Tye and Jaun Best who talk about how Epitome and the current E Division Champion Rotten Ralf Rebal will face off in the main event against Party Harty the current World Champion and Ray III, then Jaun Best talks about his Wacky Wild Deals at TNEStore.com and then we are back in the ring where Jeremy Roadrash announces the competitors for the Main Event...

* MAIN EVENT -
ROTTEN RALF REBAL;EPITOME vs. RAY III;PARTY HARTY
Note : These two teams went pillar-to-post where Ray III and Party Harty looked the better tandem and then Party Harty delivers a BOMBED SWAN on Rotten Ralf Rebal and your winners are RAY III ; PARTY HARTY!

This iMPACT! broadcast ends with Party Harty and Ray III slugging back a shot of Grass Daniels while Epitome and Rotten Ralf Rebal are looking on...

We are now back with Mike Tye and Raz who talk about how this broadcast of iMPACT! in .08 leads to the No Shears pay-per-view event and then both men sign off and the broadcast ends...

[Crimson Cross]

TNE TODAY!
Show 2 - 12.08
Location : The iMPACT! Studios - Weeds, England
Webcast : TNEWrestling.com
Sponsor : eweTube.com

The webcast kicks off with Kristy Emmy interviewing Cream Soda who speaks...

Cream Soda : Bonjour joues douces, this up coming year Cream Soda and Rotten Ralf Rebal will be champions here in TNE and I must ask you Kristy Emmy laisse le bruit une soude...

This is when Kristy Emmy slaps Cream Soda in the face and she exits stage left...

We now see Jeremy Roadrash who talks about how the "Lacerta Laughing Machine" Bust Up is set to bust heads and eat cheese, but he told Roadrash he is all out of cheese and that doesn't bold well for his opponents...

We now see Jaun Best who talks in a loud and enthusiastic voice about his Wacky Wild Deals which are a special Bust Up "Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk" T-Shirt and the Best of the E Division Volume 7 1/2 DVD release...

The webcast ends with Jeremy Roadrash announcing that at the .09 Venison pay-per-view there will be a TNE aXXed Fanfest prior to the pay-per-view event and then Jeremy Roadrash signs off and the webcast ends...

[Justin Case]

LOL, the Lacerta Laughing Machine!!! Classic! Love the line about being out of cheese and that doesn't bold well for his opponents! LMAO!

Great stuff CC. One of the reasons I love TNE! I'm so glad it came back! Fun stuff!

[WTIC]

Sawtooth is pretty good! Drake not doing well! Locke-n-Key sound like a fine team! Ray / Harty will be in the mix for a while!

I need that Bust-Up t-shirt!!

[Crimson Cross]

TNE's REWiND!
Show 3 - 12.08
Location : The iMPACT! Studios - Weeds, England
Television : Sheep HD
Sponsor : Panda Farms Ice Cream

* Opening Video *
This is TNE, the new Hoof of Professional Wrestling...
I am, I am, possessed by the grass, grass
and my stomach and hunger, hunger
running through my veins
can you feel it?
watching all the stars, stars
taking me higher, higher
emotional havoc, havoc
running through my veins
watch it change me...

Mike Tye : Hello wrestling fans I'm the "Professor" Mike Tye and welcome to TNE's REWiND! where we continue to look back on .08 and on this broadcast we'll be watching the No Shears pay-per-view. Joining me is my broadcast partner Raz, so whats new my friend...

Raz : Mike I just saw Party Harty and he invited me to a Paint Your Face Party for this weekend but before that lets kick off the action...

TNE's NO SHEARS .08
Card 371 - 9.08
Location : The iMPACT! Studios - Weeds, England
Television : Pay-Per-View
Sponsor : SuperNoCuts Salon

The No Shears .08 pay-per-view kicked off with Jeremy Roadrash announcing the competitors for the opening match...

( Super E Cup Tournament )
( Qualifier )
RON WALKER vs. MR.MIGHT
Note : The wrestling legend and SlapJims Snacks spokesman Mr.Might and "Blackjack" Ron Walker battled in a high paced and high flying E Division Showdown, but Ron Walker was the better wrestler and he delivers a HEART OF TEXAS and your winner is RON WALKER!

We are backstage with Jeremy Roadrash who interviews the "Lacerta Laughing Machine" Bust Up who talks about how "Big Top" Zippo the Clown had AMW the Argyle Mouse Warriors attempt to kidnap him but Bust Up talked about how he fended them off and then Bust Up exits stage right...

( Grudge Match )
ZIPPO W/AMW vs. BUST UP
Note : Zippo had the upper hand in this match with Bust Up distracted by the two AMW members at ringside, but Bust Up snapped and he takes control and delivers back-to-back SMASH WITH BEER BOTTLE'S and your winner is BUST UP!

After the match Bust Up takes out the two AMW members with the crowd chanting "Bust!, Bust!, Bust!" over and over, then we are taken backstage where Kristy Emmy the EWE World Heavyweight Champion Party Harty who says...

Party Harty : *belch* Kristy Emmy are you a Creature of the Grass, because I know those fans out there in the iMPACT! Studio are and they will lift me up when I'm down in my match with Epitome, so the triangular zone of parties will kick in on this night...

After speaking, Patty Harty starts to paint his face in the shape of a Barn and then we are taken back to the ring where Mike Tye and Jaun West call the action...

SAWTOOTH vs. CRAC ROCCO
Note : This match was over pretty quick when Sawtooth grabbed a folding chair and used it on Crac Rocco and the referee called for a DISQUALIFICATION on Sawtooth and your winner is CRAC ROCCO!

ALE COINAGE vs. LOCKE-N-KEY
Note : Sir Ender and Gerard Strauss took on Allan Locke and Jeff P who were crushing Ale Coinage but Gerard Strauss turned the tables from being on the defensive when he saved Sir Ender and Sir Ender then delivers a ROYAL PAIN on Jeff P and your winners are ALE COINAGE!

( EWE E Division Championship Match )
RAY III vs. ROTTEN RALF REBAL (C)
Note : These two rivals locked up again in a very fast paced battle, but Ray III delivers a Plancha over the top rope to the floor and rolled Rebal into the ring and finishes him off with a MEXICAN KNOCKOUT and your winner and new champion is RAY III!

We are back with Mike Tye and Jaun Best who talk about how Party Harty will be facing his nemesis Epitome in a Dog Collar Title Match in the main event and then Jaun Best talks about his Wacky Wild Deals at TNEStore.com before we see a highlight video of the heated feud between fan favorite Party Harty and the hated Epitome, then we are back in the ring where Jeremy Roadrash announces the competitors for the Main Event...

* MAIN EVENT -
( EWE World Heavyweight Championship Match )
( Dog Collar Match )
EPITOME vs. PARTY HARTY (C)
Note : Epitome looked the better wrestler in this match where he hung Harty with the chain, but Party Harty rebounded and finishes off Epitome with a BOMBED SWAN and your winner is PARTY HARTY!

The No Shears .08 pay-per-view ends with Party Harty celebrating with his Creatures of the Grass...

We are now back with Mike Tye and Raz who talk about how the .08 No Shears pay-per-view was the end of the feud between Ray III and Rotten Ralf Rebal and then both men sign off and the broadcast ends...