TNE! WRESTLING!

[WTIC]

Genocide never weak! RHI won't be losing the Belts anytime soon! Epitome is pretty sharp! Ale needs to do better! Nice team of Heap / Sawtooth!

Are you also going to design a TNE t-shirt? I WANT ONE!

[Crimson Cross]

TNE's iMPACT!
Card 391 - 2.09
Location : The iMPACT! Studios - Weeds, England
Television : Sheep HD
Sponsor : YoPu Energy Drink

* Opening Video *
This is TNE, the new Hoof of Professional Wrestling...
I am, I am, possessed by the grass, grass
and my stomach and hunger, hunger
running through my veins
can you feel it?
watching all the stars, stars
taking me higher, higher
emotional havoc, havoc
running through my veins
watch it change me...

This iMPACT! kicks off with Enthusiastic Eric who walks into IFC's locker room and he tells the Bully Beatdown Bureau they are facing the TNE World Champion Sawtooth in a main event handi-cap match and then we head to the ring for the first match...

( TNE E Division #1 Contenders Match )
MONDO PALUMBO W/AYI vs. LAZ UMBERO
Note : This match was all Palumbo who finishes off Umbero with a DIVING TACKLE and your winner is MONDO PALUMBO!

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We are following G.Q.Stratus and Dark Star Creature where Stratus tells DSC he needs to crush this punk Piranha, and then we are back in the ring...

PIRANHA vs. DARK STAR CREATURE W/G.Q.STRATUS
Note : DSC was laid out when G.Q.Stratus attempted to attack Piranha, but Piranha laid out Stratus and the he finished of DSC when he locked in a FLESH EATING GRIP and your winner is PIRANHA!

After this match G.Q.Stratus is steaming and he storms to the backstage area...

Mike Tye : Raz it looks like Piranha really ticked off G.Q.Stratus, I wouldn't want to be Piranha...

Raz : Mike it's off the Hoof that Piranha not only defeated DSC, but laying out Stratus is a bold move...

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We are backstage where G.Q.Stratus storms into Enthusiastic Eric's office and proclaims at The Odds pay-per-view he'll destroy that Piranha, then we are back with Jeremy Roadrash who announces the competitors for the next match...

CZBATKA W/SHARPSHOOTER vs. CRUSHER CAHAN O'NEIL W/KINCADE
Note : This was a one-on-one preview of the Tag Team Title Match at The Odds pay-per-view where O'Neil looked the better wrestler and he delivers a BANGOR BOMB and your winner is CRUSHER CAHAN O'NEIL!

After this match all four men brawled, but the Rough House Irish sent Team Security packing to the back...

CRAC ROCCO {INJ} vs. BUST UP
Note : Before this match Crac Rocco finds TNE Healer Tourniquet but she was in a bad mood and a dark aura surrounds Rocco and another week was added to his injury and then these two locked up in a good battle, but Bust Up delivers a SMASH WITH BEER BOTTLE and your winner is BUST UP!

* MAIN EVENT -
( Handi-Cap Match )
( Enthusiastic Eric Ruling )
BULLY BEATDOWN BUREAU vs. SAWTOOTH (C)
Note : This match saw Huge and Massive the BBB work on Sawtooth, but Sawtooth stood tall in this two-on-one fight and he delivered a BAYOU BOMB on Massive and your winner is SAWTOOTH!

After this match we see the Bully Beatdown Bureau of Fortune Cookie attempt to attack Sawtooth, but Tooth eludes them by going into the crowd and this ends this iMPACT! broadcast...

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[Crimson Cross]

TNE Presents DAT METAL CAGE!
Show 18 - 2.09
Location : The Metal Cage Studios - Liversnaps, England
Television : VidHits 1 Classics
Sponsor : Bold Cola

The 6th Season and Final Season ends with "Eddie" Tusk, Deftone and Generation X in front of a LIVE audience welcoming them and the viewers to the show. Deftone, Metalhead and Grunge talk about last weeks show where Prodigy was lucky he escaped the Dat Metal Cage Crew...

"Eddie" Tusk, Deftone, Metalhead and Grunge then talk about how tonights Ultimate Top 5 will be all about Top Tag Teams and all four go through the process of announcing their picks and here is the list...

Ultimate Top 5 Tag Teams
1. Rough House Irish
2. Center Stage
3. Thundering Hammer
4. Brute & Massacre
5. Trouble Shooters

* Commercial Break *

We are back from commercial break where we see security escorting Center Stage to their locker room and then we are back with the Dat Metal Cage crew where it's time for Stump the Tusk...

The first fan up is Molly from Carve It, West Sussex, England and her question to "Eddie" Tusk is Who was the lead singer for DePesci Mode? and Tusk ponders and guesses Jo E DePesci, which is correct and Deth the Coffin of Junk Girl does not roll out the coffin and Julie doesn't get a prize...

* Commercial Break *

We are back from commercial break and we are now headed to the ring where Kristy Emmy looking all hot from TNE Wrestling announces the competitors for tonights match...

( Dat Metal Cage Cell Match )
CENTER STAGE vs. GENERATION X
Note : The Amazing Mann and Steele Freak challenged Metalhead and Grunge off air to this match which was a barn burner of a battle where all four men used the cage, but in the end Generation X deliver THE SOUND OF MUSIC on the Amazing Mann with Grunge getting the pnfall and your winners are GENERATION X!

After the match was over "Eddie" Tusk grabs a microphone and talks about this being the last Dat Metal Cage ever, but he announces that DMC will be in TNE Wrestling soon, then the DMC Crew sign off for the last time...

* Broadcast Ends *

[Crimson Cross]

TNEWrestling.com iMPACT! on Sheep HD

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THE ODDS CARD 393-2.09

Mike Tye : Hello TNEnation I'm here with Raz and with this month coming to a close, we have the full line-up for The Odds pay-per-view event...

Raz : Mike I'm not sure of the odds, get it Mike I said the odds... Hahahaha!

* Piranha vs. G.Q.Stratus
- Mike Tye and Raz talk about how Stratus didn't like being laidout by Piranha and how this match will be a anything goes Grudge Match...

* Mondo Palumbo vs. "Blackjack" Ron Walker (C)
- Mike Tye talks about how these two will lock up in a high paced E Division Title Match...

* Genocide vs. Bully Brute (C)
- Mike Tye and Raz toss arouns words that this will be a ball bustin titanic Half-a-Globe Title Match between these two big men...

* Team Security vs. Rough House Irish (C)
- Jeremy Roadrash joins Mike Tye and Raz and Jeremy states that this World Tag Title Match should be off the chainlink fence...

* Green Heap vs. Mousawa
- Raz talks about how this match will stink, between Green Heaps body oder and the aweful cheese Mousawa eat, but the action should be blazing Raz says...

* Party Harty vs. Sawtooth (C)
- Mike, Raz and Jeremy talk about how Sawtooth now defends the World Title against Party Harty and thats thanks to the "Immortal" Big Superstar and then the pay-per-view announcements ends...

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[Crimson Cross]

TNEWrestling.com THE ODDS 2.09 Coming on Card 393

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NEWS 2.09

* Dixie Farmer may not attend the iMPACT! tapings but she still runs half of the company and on her Flipper page she announced the Dat Metal Crew which they are being called now have signed with TNE. "Eddie" Tusk, Deftone and Generation X will be debuting soon...

* TNEWrestling.com announce a AXXED Fan Fest will take place prior to The Odds pay-per-view event...

* TNE are in talks to tour the United States later on this year, so the fans in America keep up todate at TNEWrestling.com, Hoofbook and Flipper for more details to come...

Follow us on : HOOFBOOK -n- FLIPPER

[Avarice]

I think that Harty will regain the belt and put Sawtooth on ice and Mousawa will leave Green Heap in a heap.

[Biggin]

Reading your stuff is a surreal experience, sir. Frequently, I'll read something you wrote and go, "What?" only to re-read and find to my amusement that you did, in fact, say what I just thought you'd said.

"the new Hoof of Professional Wrestling"
"YoPu energy drink"
"Depesci Mode"
"Hoofbook"
"Flipper"
"Cut the Grass"

Surreal, sir. Surreal.

[WTIC]

Mondo is pretty good huh? Pirahna is fierocious! O'Neil can hang with the best of them! Bust Up back to his winning ways! Sawtooth is too good!

Gen X is all fired up!

PPV Picks:

Piranha vs. G.Q.Stratus

Mondo Palumbo vs. "Blackjack" Ron Walker (C)

Genocide vs. Bully Brute (C)

Team Security vs. Rough House Irish (C)

Green Heap vs. Mousawa

Party Harty vs. Sawtooth (C)

[Crimson Cross]

Jan 21, 2011 19:18:08 GMT -5 Biggin said:

Reading your stuff is a surreal experience, sir. Frequently, I'll read something you wrote and go, "What?" only to re-read and find to my amusement that you did, in fact, say what I just thought you'd said.

"the new Hoof of Professional Wrestling"
"YoPu energy drink"
"Depesci Mode"
"Hoofbook"
"Flipper"
"Cut the Grass"

Surreal, sir. Surreal.

Thanks for the feedback and compliments, I guess I've always had a knack for Surreal Humour and the real world provides me that avenue to be creative in a silly way. Just typing the word "Knack" just now made me think of "Knick-Knack-Patty-Wack Give Dogma a Bone!"...

Anyway, hope you'll keep enjoying my TNE Wrestling!, because it's fun for me and I have plenty more to come...

[Crimson Cross]

TNE's iMPACT!
Card 392 - 2.09
Location : The iMPACT! Studios - Weeds, England
Television : Sheep HD
Sponsor : YoPu Energy Drink

* Opening Video *
This is TNE, the new Hoof of Professional Wrestling...
I am, I am, possessed by the grass, grass
and my stomach and hunger, hunger
running through my veins
can you feel it?
watching all the stars, stars
taking me higher, higher
emotional havoc, havoc
running through my veins
watch it change me...

This iMPACT! kicks off with the TNE World Champion Sawtooth who is talking to Rough House Irish, Piranha, Green Heap, "The Future" Mondo Palumbo and a disinterested Bully Brute about the Battle Royal for tonight, pitting them agaist their The Odds opponents. Sawtooth gives a pep talk about they need to defeat Immortal Fortune Cookie and then we see Bully Brute leave the locker room with Sawtooth still talking...

( E Division Match )
MR.MIGHT vs. MASAHIRO KAI
Note : This match saw the legendary wrestler and Slapjims spokesman Mr.Might being out wrestled and Kai first delivers a Plancha and the finishes off Mr.Might with a TOKYO RISING and your winner is MASAHIRO KAI!

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EXLAX W/D.SHEIK vs. BULLY BEATDOWN BUREAU
Note : Icon and GoreDog had Huge and Massive near finished off, but GoreDog was DISQUALIFIED for delivering a Meet Barbara on Huge and your winners are the BULLY BEATDOWN BUREAU!

After this match we see Enthusiastic Eric and G.Q.Stratus talking with IFC members Party Harty, Team Security, Genocide, "Blackjack" Ron Walker, Dark Star Creature and non-IFC member Mousawa about not only winning the Battle Royal tonigh, but winning every match at The Odds pay-per-view...

Mike Tye : Raz my buddy, I count eight wrestlers versus seven for this fourteen man Battle Royal...

Raz : Mike I would say thats off the Hoof, but my buddy Skidpants from Rooklyn, New York got the phatty on the Battle Royal which is G.Q.Stratus is not wrestling in the match tonight, but Dark Star Creature is and now thats off the Hoof...

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GORDO vs. CREAM SODA
Note : Cream Soda and Gordo went toe-to-toe, but Cream Soda lost his cool and he was DISQUALIFIED for using a Soda Bottle he brought to the ring on Gordo and your winner is GORDO!

After this match we are outside the building where BooBoo the Love Dove is trying again to enter the iMPACT! Studios but he is not allowed in...

ZIPPO vs. BUST UP
Note : These two rivals battled, but Zippo was DISQUALIFIED for coming off the top rope and hitting the referee and your winner is BUST UP!

After this match two members of AMW help Zippo injure the "Lacerta Laughing Machine" Bust Up, who is not laughing, then Jeremy Roadrash announces all the competitors names for the main event match...

* MAIN EVENT -
( Battle Royal )
PARTY HARTY and GREEN HEAP throw the first blows...
Note : This Battle Royal saw all the members of IFC with Mousawa battle the other wrestlers in a really heated match...

* Order of Elimination *
Pirahna by Mousawa - via MOUSE DRIVER
Mondo Palumbo by Ron Walker - via HEART OF TEXAS
Sawtooth by Dark Star Creature - via DARK STAR WISH
Dark Star Creature by Green Heap - via RECYCLE REDUCE REUSE
Crusher Cahan O'Neil by Sharpshooter - via LOCK&LOAD
Grappler Galvin Kincade by Czbatka - via TRANQUALIZER
Czbatka by Green Heap - via RECYCLE REDUCE REUSE
Green Heap by Mousawa - via ALBINO FLOWSION
Genocide by Bully Brute - via DECAPITATOR
Mousawa by Ron Walker - via HEART OF TEXAS
- this is when the IFC turned on Mousawa
Ron Walker by Bully Brute - via OVER THE TOP ROPE
Sharpshooter by Bully Brute - via DECAPITATOR

and then it was down to the former TNE World Champion and current #1 contender Party Harty versus the TNE Half-a-Globe Champion Bully Brute where both men battled for a spell, but Bully Brute delivers a CLOTHESLINE off the top rope and your winner is BULLY BRUTE!

After this match we see the Bully Brute with the help of Sawtooth who made his way back to the ring double team Party Harty who crashes hard outside the ring where he suffered an injury and this ends this iMPACT! broadcast...

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