Ace: You're on Rigel 4 and THIS...IS...THE...GORE...ZONE!!!! Welcome to another edition of the hottest, biggest little show in the galaxy! I'm Ace Endahole along side Dewey Cheatem at ringside! Dewey, what's in store tonight for the fans?
Dewey: We have the Semi Finals of the Gore Zone Championship Tournament! Akima The Brave takes on Chupracabras and Razorback Runt takes on Thor Massive!
Ace: And if that wasn't enough, how about this mega match? War takes on Freakshow in a 4 Weapons Match!
Dewey: Our Main Event will have a six man tag, Davey Storm, Pathfinder & Lupus taking on The Freaks/ Mangler & Rip & Klown!
Ace: Let's get to the ring for our first match of the evening!
Beef vs. Storm.
This match included the return of Beef who was a man on a mission tonight. Even the powerful Aethran Storm couldn't stop him tonight. Beef tossed him outside the ring and a wild brawl erupted and Beef ended up getting DQ'd for his starting it.
After the match, Beef attacked Storm backstage and gave the most malicious beatdown ever seen. Storm was crushed and had to be carted off in the ambulance. Yet, another Aethran goes down with injury and one wonders if we'll ever see Storm back in the Gore Zone?
GORE ZONE SEMI FINAL TOURNAMENT MATCH!
Akima the Brave vs. Chupracabras.
decent match that had Chupracabras showing some real guts and determination. Akima brought his Violent Nation attitude to the match, but Chupracabras used his agility and suicide dives to really knock Akima out of it! Chupracabras wins with NEVER SAW IT COMING to advance to the Finals of the tournament!
GORE ZONE SEMI FINAL TOURNAMENT MATCH!
Razorback Runt vs. Thor Massive.
Runt tried everything he could to knock off the heavily favored Thor Massive, but the Martian had other ideas. He used his power to keep Razorback down. Razorback gets frustrated and gets DQ'd outside the ring for tossing a chair in the face of Thor Massive. Thor Massive gets a win to advance to the Finals of the tournament.
Dr. Deadly w/ Justin Case vs. Macrocosm.
Dr. Deadly made mince meat out of Macrocosm tonight, winning with JACOB'S LADDER!
In a Cage Match tag team match.
Dolly Lamma & Monstrosety vs. Fire Eater & The Beautiful Bleeder.
With no escape in sight for Monstrosety, Fire Eater hits a crossbody deathjump on Monstrosety to get the win.
In a Cage Match.
Pike McSnatchery vs. Ozark.
Self proclaimed "King of The Cage" Pike McSnatchery looked more like "Prince of Poop" in this match, as Ozark battled back, hitting WHEN PIGS FLY to get the win. An embarrassed Pike McSnatchery left ringside with heavy criticism from ringside fans!
In a Stretcher Match.
Fringe w/ Justin Case vs. Shooting Star.
Shooting Star makes his return to the ring and faces the dangerous Fringe, as this match was going to be brutal. In a classic match, it was Shooting Star making the big impact. Unfortunately Fringe wasn't there to see it. Fringe moves out of the way as Shooting Star missed a dive on the stretcher from the top turnbuckle. Fringe capitalized on it and gets the win. Shooting Star is hurt 4 more cards.
The Shipwrecks vs. Aethran Devastation (debut).
The Shipwrecks win by DQ with Bulldozer's interference in the match caused the referee no choice but to DQ the Aethrans for brawling.
backstage: Colly Flower has an interview with Riptide.
Colly: Riptide. Chad Angel has certainly had your number since debuting in Gore a couple weeks ago. How are you going to respond to that?
Riptide: Angel, I'll admit you caught me off guard with your high flying ways. You are a great competitor, but you're no Riptide! So now that I'm prepared. I have a special challenge for you, if you're man enough to accept the challenge? Tonight, I challenge you to a ZERO GRAVITY MATCH! If you can beat me, I'll gladly shake your hand and call you the better man. If I beat you, you have to kiss my foot!
Colly: Really? He has to kiss your foot? Is that the best you can come up with?
Riptide: Oh? That's not good enough? How about if I beat him, you Colly Flower will have to buy me dinner?
Colly: What?! Not on my salary!
Riptide: Then zip it! See you out there Angel!
In a Zero Gravity Match.
Riptide vs. Chad Angel.
Decent match, but Riptide was certainly prepared for this match. He used his quickness to dodge Chad Angel's clothesline and Riptide dumped him over and outside the ring. Angel couldn't make the count to get back in the ring and Riptide wins the match.
After the match, Riptide made Chad Angel kiss his foot! But Chad Angel also had plans, as Riptide gloated and showboated to the fans, Chad Angel lands a big dropkick sending Riptide out of the ring. Riptide was floating outside the ring and couldn't get back in! The fans cheered as they knew if Riptide had went outside the ring during the match, he wouldn't have won! Chad Angel making a point tonight with an exclamation point!
In a Four Weapons match.
War vs Freakshow.
In a short lived match, Freakshow made an example out of War, using the chain to choke him and then slamming War into the barbed wire. Then Freakshow hits THREE RINGS to get the win!
In an Elimination Tag Team Match.
Bully Boys vs. Kronik.
In a squash match, The Bully Boys didn't even come close to hanging with the former tag team champs. Kronik gets the win when Wrath hits REPRISAL on Massive.
THE MAIN EVENT:
Davey Storm, Pathfinder & Lupus vs. Mangler, Rip & Klown.
In a short lived match, it was the Freaks hitting TRASHED AND SCATTERED on Lupus. Pin save was attempted, but Storm and Pathfinder were cut off.
