Post by Justin Case on Dec 21, 2010 15:30:25 GMT -5
Ace: Welcome to Rigel 4! You're in the GORE ZONE for another action packed week of wrestling action! Tonight, we have some stellar matches lined up. I'm Ace Endahole along with Dewey Cheatem! Dewey, tell the fans what's in store for tonight!
Dewey: Ace, strap yourself in. Tonight, we have Mr. Magnificent taking on Davey Storm. And in our Main Event, we have Thor Massive & Akima The Brave taking on War & Cernunnos!
Ace: Not only that, but we also have the first round of the Queen Of Mean Tag Team division Championship Tournament! Dolly Lamma & Fire Eater remarkably won their qualifier to get in this tournament. Will they still be able to get along tonight when they face off against the Twisted Sisters Diobolique and Demonica?
Dewey: And the Covenant take on Leather and Lace in the other match! The Covenant look impressive, but Leather and Lace have the experience factor, I have to give the nod the Leather and Lace here! Maybe even odds on favorite to win this thing!
Ace: Let's get to the ring for our first match of the evening!
Bloodwatch vs. Cowboys From Hell.
A great return match that fared better than their encounter last week. Great tag team action with pinfalls on both sides! But it was Ballistic that duped Suit when Suit went for a deathjump and Ballistic ended up on top during a roll through getting a quick pin!
Inferno vs. Ozark.
Another solid match that had Ozark fighting a good fight! Inferno even hit his 10TH LAYER OF HELL finisher, but Razorback interfered in the match, breaking the count. Later, Ozark bounces back, hitting Hog Wild to get the big win!
Razorback Runt vs. ScareKorn.
Razorback was able to help his partner win a match against their new rivals, but he just couldn't get the job done against the demon "from beyond the rows". ScareKorn hits his STITCH WORK to get the win! After the match, Inferno enters the ring and both he and ScareKorn double team Razorback, injuring him. Ozark comes rushing in to make the save, but the damage has been done. Razorback hurt 2 cards.
Tag Team action.
Prisoner BP-3111 (c) & PainKiller Jane vs. Beautiful Bleeder & Ultra Violet.
before the match, we flash back to when Ultra Violet walked out on PainKiller Jane during their match with Project Nemesis in the Queen of Mean tag team Qualify. To start this match, PainKiller Jane went right after Ultra Violet, mad as hell at her former partner for walking out! Ultra Violet wanted nothing to do with her, as she bails out quickly. Beautiful Bleeder and PainKiller locked up to start the match. This match was by far the longest and best match on the card so far! Everyone was taking some damage, and it was back and forth all match long! But it was the Queen of Mean Champ. Prisoner BP-3111 that took out the Beautiful Bleeder with PRISON RIOT!
Hardcore Match.
Wild Wesley vs. Rellik.
Rellik was able to cloak himself during the match, but Wild Wesley somehow hits his GUNSLINGER finisher. But it wasn't enough tonight! Rellik comes back hitting his TROPHY KILL to get the win!
Chupacabras vs. Skragos.
Skragos started out bragging about how the Galactic Rebellion were no longer going to be welcome mat that people wipe their feet on! And Tonight, He's going to make an example out of his opponent! Chupacabras then sneaks into the ring from behind, with a steel chair and clocks Stragos in the face! Then makes a cover as the referee just makes the 3 count! Skragos laid in the center of the ring, out cold!
Mr. Tasker vs. Macrocosm.
Mr. Tasker didn't do too much talking, but he did a whole lot of ass kicking, as he took Macrocosm for a ride with his CRADLE OF DISCIPLINE to get a big win!
backstage: In Commissioner Big Superstar's office.
Justin Case enters and demands that he be heard this week!
Big Superstar: What do you want now Case? Can't you see I'm a busy man?
JC: I have been hired by Blackthorne to plea his case about his suspension! I think you were a bit hasty with your decision!
BS: Look, I don't have time right now to discuss these matters. With Hardcore Xmas just around the corner, I have a lot of paper work to do!
JC: But....
BS: I said NOT NOW! Come back to me later this week. At Hardcore XMas. Once we get the show started, then I'll be able to talk to you. But not right now! Understand?
JC: But....
BS: GET OUT NOW! SECURITY!
JC: You're only prolonging the agony. Your agony. You can't hide behind your desk from me forever!!!
BS: Thank GAWD! Now maybe I'll be able to get something done!
A knock at the door!
BS: OH GREAT! Now what? Come in....
Boss Hawg and Cap10 Ohbilivious enter.
Hawg: Hey Boss! Got a minute!
BS: Guys, I'd love to chat with you, but I have a ton of paper work to get through and all these interruptions I just can't get them done!
OH: OH, this won't take long. We just want a crack at the Gore Tag Team titles tonight!
BS: (not really listening) Uh huh. yup.....
Hawg: So, can we have it?
BS: Look, no title matches tonight. But I like you guys, so I'll tell ya what! You deserve something. So if you guys can beat Pestilence and Famine by pinfall or submission tonight in a Non Title Match, I'll give you a shot at ANNIHILATION!
OH: That's all we ask, Come on Hawgie! Let's go get ready to kick some Horsemen ass!
Ace: Let's talk about Annihilation a bit. We all know that Lycanthrope is the new #1 Contender for the Gore Hwt. Championship. He's getting his shot at Annihilation! The Ring Leader has been ruthless since gaining it back. I think these two will have one hell of a battle on their hands!
Dewey: And we also just signed a match for the Gore Zone Championship as Thor Massive will indeed defend his title at ANNIHILATION against War!
Ace: And Boss Hawg will get his shot at Death once again, and this time the Lepus Stun Rod will be involved! Perhaps a little payback is in store for Death?
Dewey: And Pestilence and Famine will have to defend their tag team titles against the Slam Pigs. But will that change at Annihilation if Boss Hawg and Cap10 OH win their match tonight against them? Perhaps it will end up being a three way title defense?
Ace: And Akima the Brave was granted a title shot at the Global Title against Cernunnos last week by Commissioner Big Superstar! That match should be a dandy!
Dewey: Speaking of dandy, Queen of Mean Champion Prisoner BP-3111 will defend her title again against the Beautiful Bleeder as she used her rematch clause to gain another title shot!
Ace: And we'll have the finals of the Queen of mean Tag Team tournament as well! Great card line up so far, I'm sure we'll have more later this week into next with more great matches as they unfold! Let's get back to the ring!
Tag Team Match - Non title - Must Win By Pin To Get IN!
Pestilence & Famine (c) vs. Boss Hawg & Cap10 OH!
Pestilence and Famine were already in the ring awaiting their opponents. Music sounds but no shows of their opponents!? The ring announcer announces their names again, but no show?
Later we find Boss Hawg and Cap10 OH in the bathroom, puking and looking like Death warmed over! They were sicker than dogs and in no condition to compete tonight! Pestilence must have used his power of sickness on them, making he and Famine the winners tonight by forfeit!!! Boss Hawg and Cap10 were robbed tonight of a shot!
Pathfinder vs. Riptide.
Pathfinder gets mad outside the ring by Riptide's antics and a wild brawl erupted. Pathfinder gets DQ'd in the process, giving Riptide a cheap win!
Mr. Maginficent w/ Staci & Justin Case vs. Davey Storm.
Awesome match up! Both went back and forth and getting near falls in the process! But Mr. Magnificent hits I AM LEGEND to get a hard fought victory!
After the match, Mr. Magnificent wants to send a message to Alexander the Great. "Just watch this. This could be you Alexander!!!" Mr. Magnificent hits I AM LEGEND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Then raises his arm in his typical "Rock fashion" smelling the air of victory! Davey Storm hurt 7 cards. Big Superstar gets soft on any suspensions. Perhaps he knew Justin Case would be beating down his door anyways to try and lift it. Who needs that, right? No suspension was handed down!
QUEEN OF MEAN TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT.
Dolly Lamma and Fire Eater vs. Twisted Sisters.
Twisted Sisters pulled out a nice win when Diobolique hit a Death Valley Driver on Fire Eater to get the win. Dolly Lamma tried for a save, but was cut off. After the match, Fire Eater was furious with Dolly Lamma and attacks her. She blames Dolly Lamma for the lose. "Why do I get stuck with all the losers and freaks!? I am a superstar! Not her!!!"
The Covenant vs. Leather and Lace.
The Covenant used a lot of teamwork tonight, looking like a well oiled machine. But Dewey was right, the experience of Leather and Lace pays off, using their veteran status to pick the right spot to gain an advantage. Leather hits BONDS OF BLISS on Bloodrayne to get the win and advance in the tournament!
Tag Team Match.
Monstrosety & Lupus vs. Sleestun Stack & Teejasaurus Rex.
Who will get DECAPITATED tonight? Well, no one! T-Rex was in position to do so, but Lupus comes rushing in for a save and an all out brawl erupted!!! A Double DQ gives us a NO CONTEST in this one!
After the match, Lupus wants a match with Teejasaurus REX at Annilihation! Has Lupus lost his mind? Or will he lose his head?
Main Event:
Cernunnos & War vs. Akima The Brave & Thor Massive.
Wild match, as War and Thor Massive started things off and as usual, their hard hitting style proved to be a fan favorite! Akima and Cernunnos then exchanged some offense midway through the match, but it was Thor Massive's hard hitting style that took Cernunnos out! Thor hits Cernunnos with THUNDER DRIVER to get the win!
After the match, a war broke out. War takes Thor Massive outside the ring with a crossbody block over the top rope! Akima comes in and locks in a rear naked choke on Cernunnos and refused to let go! Clearly, Cernunnos was choked out and grew limp! He was out cold, as Akima still refused to relinquish the hold! Inferno and ScareKorn come rushing in to make the save, but the damage has been done! Cernunnos hurt 3 cards. Again, Big Superstar must have been far too busy to deal with things this week as he didn't hand out a suspension for Akima's action!?
Coming up in Week 17 Part 2:
HARDCORE XMAS IS HERE!!!!!
Toybox Death MatchRazer vs. Mystery Opponent?
10 Queen of Mean Battle Royal.Goth Queens, Power & Fame, Natural High, Women of Mars, Sugar & Spice. (Tag elimination rules. If a partner is tossed out, the other partner has to leave as well)
Falls Count Anywhere Match
Goredog vs. Davros
Bar Room Brawl Tag Team Match
Bully Boys vs. The Shipwrecks.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Matrix Match
Klown vs. Chad Angel
Castor Chain Match
Alexander the Great vs. Edmund Fitzgerald.
Tables match
Freaks vs. Slam Pigs.
Six Man Hardcore Match.
Beef & Zero Gravity vs. Dr. Deadly & Therapy?
Queen of Mean Tag Team Tournament Match
Beautiful Wickedness vs. Tomb Raiders.
Queen of Mean Tag Team Tournament Match
Project Nemesis vs. Disturbia.
Ryloc Rod Match
Venom vs. Crow.
Flare Bomb Tag team match.
Kronik vs. Aethran Devastation.
Cosmic Cage Match.
Freakshow vs. Lycanthrope.
FOR THE GORE HWT. CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - COFFIN MATCH.
Ring Leader (c) vs. Vampiric!
10 Queen of Mean Battle Royal.Goth Queens, Power & Fame, Natural High, Women of Mars, Sugar & Spice. (Tag elimination rules. If a partner is tossed out, the other partner has to leave as well)
Falls Count Anywhere Match
Goredog vs. Davros
Bar Room Brawl Tag Team Match
Bully Boys vs. The Shipwrecks.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Matrix Match
Klown vs. Chad Angel
Castor Chain Match
Alexander the Great vs. Edmund Fitzgerald.
Tables match
Freaks vs. Slam Pigs.
Six Man Hardcore Match.
Beef & Zero Gravity vs. Dr. Deadly & Therapy?
Queen of Mean Tag Team Tournament Match
Beautiful Wickedness vs. Tomb Raiders.
Queen of Mean Tag Team Tournament Match
Project Nemesis vs. Disturbia.
Ryloc Rod Match
Venom vs. Crow.
Flare Bomb Tag team match.
Kronik vs. Aethran Devastation.
Cosmic Cage Match.
Freakshow vs. Lycanthrope.
FOR THE GORE HWT. CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - COFFIN MATCH.
Ring Leader (c) vs. Vampiric!
