SATURDAY MARCH 1, 2087
The show opens with Sordon Golie standing behind a podium while Vanity stands beside him, looking into a mirror.
SG: "Welcome to GWF Saturday Night. Sordon Golie here with Vanity. As soon as he stops preening at himself in the mirror, I am sure he will comment on last night's action at the Deimos Intergalactic Arena."
V: "Last night was awesome. The Greek Gods are still the Galaxian Tag Team Champions. Did you see how stupid Beast-Rider looked? I love it! And Thantos is still the Galaxian Heavyweight Champion."
SG: "And I think Lord Nexus and Pit Viper made a strong case for being top contenders to the Galaxian Tag Team Titles, Mister Vanity. At your expense."
V: "Don't talk to me abiut that, Mister Golie. The referee was cheating. He was just jealous of all the attention the women were giving myself and Killer Queen."
SG: "So you and Killer Queen have worked out the problems that helped you get beat?"
V: "Of course we....there were no problems except fopr a biased referee."
SG: "Well, this man had no problems defending the Galaxian Heavyweight Championship but he seems to be having problems in his camp. I am being joined now by the Galaxian Heavyweight Champion, Thantos, and you, sir, appear to be a marked man from both friend and foe."
T: "First of all, you people out there can chant Star Warrior's name. You can chant Wolf's name. Star Warrior is just a case of a kid who will try but fail to walk in his father's shoes and Wolf is a wild undisciplined savage who doesn't have the brains to be a champion. Now, let me turn my attention to more important matters. You see, Sordon Golie, I put together a plan, Of total dominance. The Galaxian Heavyweight Championship in my power. The breaking of the Galaxian Code. The destruction of the old man and his punk son. All things going according to plan. Now, we have someone who has decided to deviate from the plan. I'm talking about Invincible Krakan. Krakan, I gave you a role to play. I gave you a mission. But you want to challenge the Gamemaster to mental chess? We will play, Krakan. We sure will."
SG: "Now wait just a minute. Invincible Krakan is headed our way and he is not alone. Mutant and Ghengis Khan are with him."
IK: "Thantos, your plan is good. But my plan is better. My plan calls for all the same things yours callls for, with one small fundemental difference. My plan calls for Invincible Krakan to become the Galaxian Heavyweight Champion. Look around you Thantos. Where are your two henchmen? Comrade Terror has abandoned you and Executioner is spending more time teaming with my man, Khan, than he has with you."
T: "Don't spend all your mental capacity worrying about my men, Krakan. Any time I call on them, my men will be there."
IK: "Then how about tonight, Thantos? Your men versus mine. Three on three. The Society of Death versus Thantos and his ... goons? Henchmen? What are they anyways?"
T: "Normally I'd tell you to wait and make the people pay to see the Galaxian Heavyweight Champion in action. But, Krakan, your challenge has been accepted."
SG: "Well, there you have it ladies and gentlemen. The challenge has been accepted. Thantos, Comrade Terror and Executioner will face the Society of Death, tonight! Let's go to the ring."
RENEGADE DEFEATED DEATH KNIGHT WITH THE SPINECRACKER
SG: "Renegade is headed over here now. Vanity, what are you finding so funny?"
V: "I find the entire idea that the Space Croppers flopped so badly in their match for the Galaxian Tag Team Titles last night to be so funny."
R: "Vanity, you big sissy! Go look at the mirror or hug your new boyfriend Killer Queen. When did I ever get near a tag title match with you as a partner?"
V: "I was the only one worth a thing on that team, Renny. I was who the women came to see. I was the one..."
R: "You were the one hiding behind me while I did the actual fighting. You want to show all the women who really carried this team? The next time the GWF goes to Deimos, why don't we have ourselves a match? Just me and you, Vanity? A little one on one. And see who really was the man who carried the Space Croppers. Or are you scared? Do you want the women in the galaxy to call you a chicken?"
V: "No, no, I'm not chicken! I'll show you. You're on!"
SG: "Well, there you have it. We will have an announcement later on concerning this but right now, let's hear where the GWF will be this week."
PUBLIC ANNOUNCER: "The GWF will be on tour this week, coming to an arena near you. Tomorrow night, at the Nebula Pavillion. Commander Sam. Comrade Terror. Thantos and Lord Nexus will be in action. At the Constellation Fairgrounds on Tuesday, the 4th, the Society of Death, the Flying Titans and Vanity will be in action. On Thursday the 6th, the Gladiators of Aethra return home to the Aethran War Dome. And on Friday, the 7th, the GWF travels to Cetus Pavillion. Star Warrior and Omega will be in attendance. Contact your local ticket outlets and be there when the GWF comes to an arena near you."
SG: "We are now being joined by The Evil Ones, Exo-King, Death Knight and Killer Queen."
E-K: "Let me hearby decree at this moment that I, Exo-King, am the King of the GWF. I bested the giant Massif. I squashed the revolution of Commander Sam. All will now bow and pay homage to the King of the GWF!"
Killer Queen, Death Knight and Vanity bow in reverence to Exo-King.
E-K: "Sordon Golie, you dare not show Exo-King proper respect? Kneel before the King of the GWF!"
SG: "Quite frankly, sir, I will prefer to stand and ..."
Killer Queen and Death Knight then grab Sordon and force him to his knees.
E-K: "Now, rise and be on your way, servant of the king. As my man, Killer Queen, does away with that old man."
KILLER QUEEN DEFEATED OMEGA WITH THE CHECKMATE
SG: "Well, was that ever a humiliating moment for myself. Now, here comes Massif and Commander Sam and they are helping Omega over here."
M: "Exo-King! Your rule as king ends before it ever truly begins. The Federation Defense Fighters are not going to allow you to bully your way over the GWF. We want a match. Six-man tag match with The Evil Ones."
CS: "You are mighty tough pushing around announcers, Killer Queen. Let's see you push this old fighter around."
O: "There is a movement in the3 GWF towards evil and chaos. The FDF will fight that movement with everything we have and restore honor and integrity to the GWF."
SG: "The Federation Defense Fighters have made the challenge and we shall hear more about this later. But first, a word from our sponsor."
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SG: "I am being joined now by the Gladiators of Aethra."
V: "I...uh..need...I have a phone call. Yeah, that's it."
SG: "And I am being abandoned by Vanity, apparently."
B: "That's too bad. He almost makes me laugh! Especially when he is flipping upside down after a Decapitator! Hahahah! Alright, down to business. Last night, Massacre, you bloodied me up really good! I like that! That should get us our edge back! Now, there is one more small in house matter we need to rectify before we go and take those tag title belts and retire them on Aethra because once we get them, no one will ever take them away. Tell them, Massacre."
M: "Wolf! You turned on us! That was a huge mistake! Now, you too have gotten soft! We are Gladiators. We don't like soft! We toughened each other up last night! Now, we are going to toughen you up! Because you are embarrassing the Aethran War Minister with your heartless performances like last night!"
B: "I am sick of talking. I want to beat somebody up!"
SG: "The Gladiators are headed to the ring!"
THE FANS GOT A TREAT AS BEAST-RIDER AND PULSAR GAVE THE GLADS A BATTLE BUT IN THE END MASSACRE PUT BEAST-RIDER AWAY WITH THE DECAPITATOR
SG: "Well, the Gladiators collect a victory and now vanity is back with me but he might wish he wasn't as I am being joined now by Lord nexus and Pit Viper."
V: "Nobody asked me if they could come out here. I wasn't consulted at all about this."
LN: "Calm down, Vanity. We're not here to cause you any problems. We are already past you and looking towards bigger and better challenges."
V: "What is that supposed to mean?"
PV: "What that means, Vanity, is that you really aren't worth our time. Why don't you go primp or something, sissy boy?"
V: "Why I'll show you! You...you aren't worth my time! I have to look good for the camera!"
LN: "Mister Golie, what we came out here for is to express our interest in gaining an opportunity to wrestle for the Galaxian Tag Team Titles. Now, we won't sit here and demand a match or anything. We just want an opportunity to earn a title shot. Adn, hopefully, the GWF Championship Committee will give us that opportunity."
SG: "Thank you, Lord Nexus. Now, let's hear these announcements concerning the GWF's return to Deimos."
PA: "The GWF returns to the Deimos Intergalactic Arena on Friday March 28. Match time is 7 pm. Thantos will defend the Galaxian Heavyweight Championship. The Greek Gods will defend the Galaxian Tag Team Championship. In a return bout, Pulsar takes on Mutant. Titan Death Match Rules. No one will be allowed at ringside. Former partners will collide as Vanity squares off against Renegade. In a six-man match, the Federation Defense Fighters, Omega, Commander Sam and Massif, face The Evil Ones, Exo-King, Death Knight and Killer Queen. A special stipulation has been added to this bout. If the Evil Ones win, the FDF will bow to Exo-King in the middle of the ring. If the FDF wins, Exo-King will be forced to bow down to Sordon Golie on the following GWF Saturday Night. More matches will be signed. stay tuned and get your tickets now."
SG: "Well, how about that."
V: "You? Exo-King bow down to you? Hahahahahah!"
SG: "Well, that certainly wasn't my idea. Now, wait just a minute. Executioner and Ghengis Khan are headed this way. Aren't you two supposed to be opponents tonight?"
E: "Sordon Golie, there does seem to be something going wrong with the master plan. That plan never called for certain ones of us to fight against each other. I have spoken with Ghengis Khan and we have agreed. Tonight's six-man match will be a tag team match."
GK: "Krakan, I said I would help you destroy the Flying Titans and I will do that. But, I will not pass up this chance to become Galaxian Tag Team Champions because of this power struggle between you and Thantos."
E: "Now, as far as the Titans go, we heard Lord nexus asking what to do to get a title shot. We want to know the same thing. So, we have an idea. Next week, Lord Nexus. You and Pit Viper face us. Then whoever wins this can petition for a title shot. And, Thantos? You need me to behead someone else, call me. But tonight, you are on your own."
SG: "Well, seems we have had a change in the main event. Looks like it will be Invincible Krakan teaming with Mutant to face Thantos and Comrade Terror."
COMRADE TERROR ENDED UP RETURNING THE FAVOR FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE, USING THE TIMEKEEPER'S BELL ON INVINCIBLE KRAKAN'S HEAD TO GET DISQUALIFIED AT THE 5:30 MARK OF THE MATCH
"The bad blood between thewse two camps is boiling over. And what will become of Executioner and Ghengis Khan? Stay tuned next week! Gravity Ball is next!"