GWF SATURDAY NIGHT
JULY 5, 2087
SG: Hello wrestling fans and welcome to GWF Saturday Night. I am Sordon Golie and with me once again as cohost is Vanity.
V: Sordon Golie, back up just a step so that all the pretty ladies can admire my beauty.
SG: Oh, brother. And if you can hear the loud chorus of displeasure from our fans then you should know that the Galaxian Heavyweight Champion Thantos is joining us along with Comrade Terror. Let me say, gentlemen, that what you did last week was the most devious plot I have ever seen masterminded in a wrestling match.
T: You are absolutely right, Mister Golie. That's why they call me the Evil Gamemaster. I am smarter than anyone in the GWF and I prove it time and time again. And now, we are done with Star Warrior for three months. Hahahahahah!
CT: You see what is left of the FDF? Two old has-beens! Massif got out. Boy is smarter than he looks. And Star Warrior is gone!
SG: Wait, just a minute! Speaking of the two old has-beens, Omega and Commander Sam are joining us now!
CS: Sordon Golie, yesterday the United States once again celebrated its independence and today, the FDF begins its war to declare the GWF's independence from these two cohorts in crime.
O: Star Warrior is back on Cetus. It is true that he cannot compete for three months in the GWF. But, he knows someone on Cetus that he is very close to who has agreed to come take his place while he is in exile. And, this new wrestler wants you, Comrade Terror, to face him next week on this program!
CT: What? Star Warrior wants to get some rookie hurt? I accept and the blood will be on your son's hands.
SG: There you have it. Next week, the newest FDF member will face Comrade Terror on this program. Let's go to the ring.
INVINCIBLE KRAKAN DEFEATED PULSAR VIA THE FALLING FACE SLAM
SG: Wait just a minute! Wolf is out here with that trash can that he tossed Krakan's phony championship belt into.
V: Wolf is a savage and a thief and he should not be allowed near a great ruler like Krakan or a beautiful specimen like myself.
SG: Now, hold on just a minute. We are being joined by Renegade.
R: Vanity! Where is your boyfriend, Killer Queen? Why won't he accept my challenge? $1,000 to get in the ring with me.
SG: Well, here comes Killer Queen and Nurse Bebe now. What about it, Killer Queen?
KQ: Sordon Golie, it would be beneath my dignity to soil my hands to get into the ring with this barbaric person. The savage first of all needs a shower and some deodorant. Maybe a manicure and pedicure would help.
V: Wait, Queen, just a second.
SG: Vanity and Killer Queen are off discussing this matter.
KQ: Yes, you are right Vanity. Okay, Renegade, you wretched filthy animal, next week, you bring your $1,000 and I will get in the ring with you.
SG: Well, it's a done deal and next week is shaping up to be quite the night. Also, next week, we will have an announcement from Rob Toxin concerning the controversy surrounding the Galaxian Tag Team Titles. Nurse Bebe is now at ringside with Mutant so let's go to the squared circle.
LORD NEXUS DEFEATED MUTANT VIA A REVERSE KNIFE-EDGE
SG: Now, wait just a minute. Lord Nexus has Mutant up. Titan Drop! And again! And again! Oh, no. Lord Nexus just tossed the referee out of the ring. Now he is headed this way.
LN: That was for Pit Viper's face! That was for the attack on Pulsar!
SG: Nurse Bebe and medical personnel are tending to Mutant. And Vanity has rejoined me.
V: Lord Nexus can't do that to my pet, Mutant! I am filing a petition on behalf of Mutant to have Lord Nexus suspended!
SG: We are being joined by the Galaxian Tag Team Champions Massif and Exo-King. Last week, the Gladiators attacked you and subsequently helped you remain Galaxian Tag Team Champions.
M: You see things strangely, Sordon Golie. The only thing Brute and Massacre accomplished was to keep Actagon and Proteus from getting hurt. We are the most powerful duo in the universe and nothing can stop us from crushing any and all who get in our way.
E-K: Brute and Massacre! You lowly peasants. How do you defy royalty in such a manner? You two will pay for rebelling against my kingdom. And Greek Gods, consider yourselves fortunate that you are still breathing!
SG: Thank you, gentlemen, they are an awesome pair. But Actagon and Proteus aren't former tag team champions for nothing. Let's go to the ring.
BEAST-RIDER DEFEATED GHENGIS KHAN VIA THE BOSTON CRAB
SG: A great win for your former manager, Vanity.
V: Oh please, Sordon. Don't remind me. But next week, his stupid partner is going to be $1,000 poorer. Hahahah.
SG: That's right, but Renegade will be getting what he has been wanting. Killer Queen in the ring.
V: That's right. In the ring. What a dummy.
SG: Let's go back to the squared circle for our final match.
PIT VIPER DEFEATED DEATH KNIGHT VIA THE VENOM BLAST
SG: Thank you for joining us. Next week, the newest member of the FDF faces Comrade Terror. Killer Queen accepts Renegade's challenge. News on the Galaxian Tag Team Title situation, Mutant, Lord Nexus and more. So long.