[glow=red,2,300]FeWF BLAST FURNACE[/glow]
Card #2123.3
-Highlights of end of the last Blast Furnace are shown on the giant holo-screen, including the brawl between the nWo and The Resistance and Iron Hand ordering the two Ultimate Escape matches for the Event Horizon Pay-Per-View.
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Championship Escape Qualifying MatchU.S. Male vs. Sly Drury
Sly Drury is disqualified for using Flaunt the Law.
WINNER and ADVANCING TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP ESCAPE MATCH: U.S. MALE via DQ-Event Horizon Match Announcements:
Titan Death Match
The Main Event vs. Gryt
Tristan vs. Tricks
Ultimate Escape Match
The nWo: Nosfera, Enforcer, & Pulsar vs. The Resistance: Kill Prey, Valour, & Wolf
Championship Escape Match
The Champions: Monolith (Universal Champion), Encubus (Universal Tag Team Champion), Bloodline (Universal Tag Team Champion), & Disaster (Martial Law Champion) vs. The Challengers: U.S. Male, ?, ?, & ?
-The ring is surrounded by the FeWF Managers: She Devil, Sultana, The Dark Menace, Sly Drury, and Vin Strutter.
Hegemony comes to the ring with a microphone.
“I am glad that all of you have come to ringside to watch me. It is about time you came to appreciate the talents of a REAL wrestler. I will entertain your generous offers after this match.”
The Main Event comes to the ring.
“You idiot! These managers are here to watch the greatest free agent in the history of professional wrestling…THE MAIN EVENT!”
Hegemony (2) vs. The Main Event (2)
Hegemony won with HEGEMONIC BORDERS.
Winner: HEGEMONY The managers, except SheDevil, leave ringside. Some of them are laughing at The Main Event.
Hegemony takes a microphone
“I will meet you in the back to listen to your offers. A talent as great as mine will only entertain the most generous of offers.”
The Main Event grabs the mic from Hegemony.
“Wait! I am a little under the weather today. I should not have even wrestled. But I did not want to disappoint all my fans. I will make up for it on the next Blast Furnace. I promise. I am THE MAIN EVENT. I AM the GREATEST free agent in the history of professional wrestling. I will prove it to you. I PROMISE!”
She Devil climbs into the ring and puts her arm around the Main Event.
“It’s OK! I still believe in you.”
-Iron Hand stands up on top of the giant fist.
“Last week, Rage and Strafe broke the rules of the FeWF and orchestrated a sneak attack against my Martial Law Champion, Disaster. Disaster was injured as a result of this cowardly sneak attack. To maintain order in the FeWF, Rage and Strafe MUST be punished. Disaster will personally dish out Rage’s punishment in the Championship Escape Match. Strafe, I am ordering you to walk down to the ring to accept your punishment.”
Strafe walks to the ring to the cheers of the fans.
“Strafe, you will face your punishment in the ring RIGHT NOW. And to insure that your cheating, cowardly teammates do not try to save you, your punishment will take place inside of a barbed wire cosmic cage match.”
A cage with barbed wires lining the walls in lowered from the ceiling.
“The wrestler who will dish out your punishment will be none other than the FeWF Universal Champion….MONOLITH. And this match WILL be for the Universal Championship!”
As Monolith walks to the ring Strafe shouts
“Bring it on. A Gladiator fears NO ONE!”
FeWF UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIPBarbed Wire Cosmic Cage MatchMonolith (CHAMPION) (3) vs. Strafe (1)
Monolith started the match by throwing Strafe into the cage wall. The barbed wire tore into her flesh, but the Gladiator refused to scream in pain.
Strafe reversed a move by the Champion and sent Monolith into the cage wall, the barbed wire tearing open the flesh on his back.
Strafe followed that with two TERMINAL HEIGHTS to pin Monolith.
WINNER and NEW FeWF UNIVERSAL CHAMPION: STRAFE The fans erupt into an enormous cheer!
Monolith recovers and begins chasing Strafe around the ring.
“MONOLITH SMASH!”
Rage and Paralyze run to ringside with bolt cutters. They begin cutting at the cage. They make an opening large enough for Strafe to squeeze through but too small for the rampaging Monolith to get out of.
Iron Hand stands up on top of the giant fist.
“This is UNACCEPTABLE! I need to find Miss Demitasse.”
Iron Hand descends from the top of the fist.
The Gladiators walk down the aisle to the locker room as the fans cheer.
A giant purple serpent slithers out from the audience and sprays a black liquid from its mouth all over Paralyze. A female fan jumps over the rail and puts a sticker on Paralyze’s chest that says “Avenge Baby Symbiote!”
Strafe slams the female to the ground and Rage pounds the serpent with repeated fists. The Gladiators keep the attackers subdued until security arrives to remove the female and the serpent.
-Iron Hand storms into Miss Demitasse’s office. Miss Demitasse is sitting behind her desk. She has two black eyes and an arm in a cast.”
“How may I help you…”
“WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?”
“What?”
“MONOLITH. What did you do to him when I asked you to look after him?”
“What did I do to him? Do you see what he did to me?”
“Whatever you did made him soft. He just lost the Universal Championship to STRAFE! A WOMAN! You just cost me a lot of money. For every card that Monolith is NOT the Champion, I am going to add ten thousand credits to the amount you have to earn to buy back your freedom.”
Iron Hand storms out of the office.
Miss Demitasse lays her head on the desk and cries.
-Bearley Legal: Cuddley Claw & Dark Star Creature w. Manager John vs. The Master Race: Thraxx & Zygon w. The Dark Menace
Dark Star Creature threw Thraxx out of the ring. He smashed Thraxx into the steel rail. The referee tried to get the action back into the ring, but DSC pushed the referee to the ground, getting disqualified.
WINNERS: THE MASTER RACE via DQ-Maxine Babe appears on the giant holo screen. She is wiping tears from her eyes.
“This is Maxine Babe. I purchased this time to give all of you fans an update on the condition of Massif. As you know, Massif suffered a major heart attack after the 2123 press conference. It turns out that Massif’s heart was too small for his body, and it just gave out.”
Maxine Babe begins crying again.
“The problem…the problem right now is that his body…his body has rejected any new hearts. The doctors have tried an artificial heart, a cloned heart, and a heart from an organ donor. Massif’s body will not accept these. It…”
Maxine Babe takes several moments to collect herself.
“It looks like there are no…there are no other options. I……”
Maxine Babe begins to cry uncontrollably.
Star Warrior walks over to Maxine Babe and puts his arm around her.
“Maxine Babe would like to thank all of you fans for your support. Your cards have been a great encouragement to her. Please fans, pray for my friend Massif. He is a good man and needs your prayers. Thank you!”
-CHAMPIONSHIP ESCAPE QUALIFYING MATCHEndgame (3) w. Nightmare Nikki vs. Omega w. Omen
Omega received a loud cheer when he came to the ring.
Omega hit COSMIC WAR DANCE and two TOMAHAWK THRUSTS for an easy win.
WINNER and advancing to the Championship Escape Match: OMEGA