Valour's aCe

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presents

LIVE from the Centra Palladium

04/27/2123

[glow=red,5,300]GROUND ZERO[/glow]

Omni "I have had a dream."
Odyssey "I have had a dream."
Together, "I must assure my own survival."
Odyssey "I shall not let my Other erase my existence."
Omni "I shall not let my Other erase my existence."
Together, "I Am You!"
Fade to black.

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The darkened arena is suddenly filled with pyro. Intro video rolls with highlights from the 3 Championship tournaments held last weekend to crown the very first a.C.e. champions.

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Esperanto def. Paganax in the history making, very first holovised match from the new a.C.e.
[glow=black,2,300]***[/glow]

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[glow=black,2,300]Peacemaker In-Ring Promo[/glow]"No man, faction, or belief shall ever corrupt the foundation of this federation. I have been chosen by the Great Alliance of Men and Ravagers to represent their interests. I am Tiber Callisto VII! I am the Peacemaker!"

Nes Kincade def. Peacemaker
* The ref is accidentally knocked out during the match. Peacemaker uses the PEACEMAKER OATH finisher and goes for the pin. With no ref to count the pinfall, Peacemaker rises and tries to revive the ref. Kincade recovers and hits Peacemaker with a low blow from behind. He follows up with his MTFO! (+5) finisher. The ref has recovered enough to make the three count. Kincade leaves. Peacemaker looks [censored] as he stares at Kincade leaving.
[glow=black,2,300]***[/glow]

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Hustler & Scorch def. S & M
[glow=black,2,300]*[/glow]

[glow=black,2,300]Hustler & Scorch Post-Match Promo[/glow]
Hustler "Forget the Peacemaker. We're the real police of this fed. We all saw how Esperanto beat down Paganax earlier. While the Peacemaker couldn't even handle Nes Kincade."

Scorch "S&M, you called that a fight. All that was, was us coming out here and whopping a mudhole in your asses. Regulate!"

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Omni def. Odyssey
[glow=black,2,300]****[/glow]

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[glow=orange,4,300]NEMEAN SHOW[/glow]
Nemean "Welcome to the Nemean Show. Only on the new a.C.e.'s holovision show, Ground Zero. I am your host with the very upmost, Nemean. Tonight my guest is the first Holovision Champion, Totalis."

Totalis enters the ring.

Nemean "Wow! Take a look at that brand new shiny belt fans. Now...Totalis...you had an, pardon the pun, amazing match in the finals of that Holovision tournament."

Totalis "Let me stop you right there Nemean. I know you're refering to Amazing Mann and let me tell you something. There was nothing Amazing about that man. He may know some fancy escape tricks, but he stood no chance against me."

Music hits and out comes Amazing Mann.

Amazing Mann "No chance? The way I remember it, that match could have went either way."

Totalis "This is the champ's time, chump. So show us all one of your magic tricks and disappear."

Nemean lets out a laugh.

Amazing Mann "Funny Totalis. But the only thing that is going to disappear around here is that title from around your waist."

Totalis gets face to face with Amazing Mann. Nemean makes his way between the two.

Nemean "Whoa! I can feel the tension. The ratings will be through the roof for my first show!"

Totalis "Clear out Nemean."

Nemean "What?"

Totalis "Clear the ring. You want to go magic man? Let's do it. Right now!"

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Amazing Mann def. (HV Ch) Totalis
[glow=black,2,300]*****[/glow]

* Totalis taps out to Amazing Mann's UNBREAKABLE (+4). Amazing Mann begins celebrating. Totalis slips out of the ring and grabs his title belt and a mic and begins to walk.

Totalis "Don't get too excited Amazing Mann. This was a non-title match."

Totalis tosses the mic down and heads toward the back.

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Bros. Oaken def. Archangels
[glow=black,2,300]**[/glow]

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[glow=black,2,300]Dominion Promo[/glow]
(Essence Ch) Godsend, Darkseed, & Nightmare enter the ring. Godsend raises the belt above his head to a chorus of boos from the fans.

Godsend "You don't have to like it, but you better get used to it. I am the champ and I have the power. And there's nothing anyone can do about it."

Darkseed grabs the mic out of Godsend's hands. "Nothing huh? I bet you I could do something about it."

Godsend yanks the mic back "Watch yourself Darkseed, we had a deal. Whoever holds the Essence, heads the Dominion."

Nightmare grabs the mic from Godsend and throws it down, then reaches his hand out to touch the title.

Godsend backs up. Both Darkseed and Nightmare step forward though. Godsend drops and rolls out of the ring quickly and heads to the back, walking backward and watching his two Dominion teammates.

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[glow=red,2,300]Main Event[/glow]
Shepard def. Avarice
[glow=black,2,300]***[/glow]

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presents

LIVE from the Centra Palladium

05/04/2123

[glow=red,5,300]GROUND ZERO[/glow]

The show starts with a new video intro. Lots of pyro. Loud music. You know he we do it here in All Centra Entertainment.

Nemean comes out for the first match.

[glow=black,2,300]Nemean In-Ring Promo[/glow] "Welcome to Ground Zero! I am your host with the upmost. The voice of All Centra Entertainment. And all around great guy, Nemean. You're only moments away from watching me in action. But...since there is no Nemean Show tonight, I just wanted to assure my fans that I'll have a new guest next week. It will not be the WitchDoctor however...because this crazy cracker is about to receive his SEASON FINALE!"
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Nemean defeats WitchDoctor with SEASON FINALE[glow=black,2,300]**[/glow]
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Nightmare defeats Scud by count out after a somersault plancha.[glow=black,2,300]*[/glow]

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[glow=black,2,300]#1 Contenders Match[/glow]Hustler & Scorch defeat Bros. Oaken[glow=black,2,300]***[/glow]

[glow=black,2,300]Hustler & Scorch Post-Match Promo[/glow] Hustler "I hope the tag champs we're watching because they're next!"

Scorch "That's right...but Hustler...I need to talk to you about something."

Huster "Not now Scorch...Come on, let's go celebrate!"

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[glow=black,2,300](HV Champ) Totalis Promo[/glow] Totalis comes to the ring.
Totalis "I came to the A.C.E. for one reason. To wrestle. I didn't come here to be a magician and pull a rabbit out of a hat. I didn't sign a huge contract with lots of guaranteed money. I didn't come here..."
Totalis is interupted by the Centratron that begins running. It's Amazing Mann!

Amazing Mann "Hey Totalis! Shut up will you and watch my next escape."

Amazing Mann's hands are handcuffed behind his back. He is then tied inside a large burlap sack. Then he is nailed inside a wooden crate. The crate is doused with a liquid and then lit on fire.

Totalis is watching on. Suddenly the crowd begins to roar. Amazing Mann is here! and standing right behind Totalis. Totalis turns and is layed out by Mann. He locks Totalis in the UNBREAKABLE.

The camera returns on the Centratron, where the crate has burned to nothing but a pile of ashes.

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Esperanto def Darkseed [glow=black,2,300]***[/glow]

Godsend comes out to the entrance ramp.
Godsend "You just proved whether or not you should be the Essence Champion, Darkseed. Now fall in line, we have lots of work to do."

Darkseed makes his way to Godsend and the two leave together.

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[glow=black,2,300]Nes Kincade In-Ring Promo[/glow] "Shut up you aceholes! Peacemaker, you want to cry about your loss last week. Now I know you grew up spoiled in a rich, snobby, power hungry political family, but you're in the big leagues now. You have to learn how to fight and take your losses like a man. You can't cry your way into mommy patting your ass with powder and giving you something to suck on anymore..."

Peacemaker storms the ring

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Peacemaker defeats Nes Kincade by dq [glow=black,2,300]****[/glow]
* Nes Kincade hammers Peacemaker with a steel chair outside the ring. Kincade rolls him back in and climbs the turnbuckle with the chair still in hand. MTFO! with a chair!

Nes Kincade "Now...Mark...The f...Out!"

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[glow=black,2,300]TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP [/glow] (C) Primeval Destruction def Brigade [glow=black,2,300]**[/glow]

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[glow=black,2,300]MAIN EVENT[/glow]Pendragon defeats Paganax after two OVERTHROWS. [glow=black,2,300] ***[/glow]

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presents

LIVE from the Centra Palladium

05/11/2123

[glow=red,5,300]GROUND ZERO[/glow]

~INTRO~

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Shepard def Darkseed
[glow=black,2,300]**[/glow]

* Nightmare runs down after the match and attacks Shepard. Darkseed grabs a table from under the ring. Darkseed and Nightmare lay him on the table. Darkseed jumps off the second turnbuckle with the BELLY OF THE BEAST. (Shepard injured 4 cards)

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Sycophant def Scud
[glow=black,2,300]**[/glow]
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[glow=orange,3,300]NEMEAN SHOW[/glow]
Nemean "Hellooooo and welcome to the Nemean Show. I am...your host (the fans are now beginning to chant along with this intro)....with the upmost....Nemean. The voice of All Centra Entertainment and I have huge news from the monkeys in suits of the A.C.E. front office. Next week, All Centra Entertainment presents our first supercard...CENTRA STORM! Now...Bring out my guests...Hustler and Scorch."

Nemean "Congratulations on the #1 contendership. It looks like your title shot will be taking place next week at CENTRA STORM."

Hustler "That's right. Next week the Essence Tag Team titles come to the Regulators."

Nemean "Last week, Scorch, you wanted to talk to Hustler after you rmatch, but he just blew you off."

Hustler "What the hell is that Nemean. Don't get it twisted."

Scorch "No, he's right Hustler. There are reports of you being spotted at the old location of the Blue Steel hideout."

Hustler "Hold on Scorch. Don't believe everthing you hear. There's nothing to it. Trust me bro."

Scorch "Fine, but I'll be keeping a close eye on you."

Hustler "And what the fans need to keep a close eye on is how we are going to beat Primeval Destruction next week to become the new champs."

Out comes Primeval Destruction. ACE security surround the champs before they can enter the ring. The Nemean Show ends in a staredown between the champs, outside the ring, and Hustler & Scorch, inside the ring.

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Avarice def Aspin Northstar
[glow=black,2,300]***[/glow]
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Esperanto def Paganax by DQ
[glow=black,2,300]*[/glow]
* Paganax ignores the ref's orders to bring the match back into the ring.

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[glow=black,2,300]Backstage Promo w/ Amazing Mann[/glow]
"Next week, there is no escape for Totalis. I am the highest paid entertainer in Centra, therefore it is only fitting that I also become the Holovision Champion. Nobody can entertain the people of Centra like I do and nobody escapes the UNBREAKABLE."

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Archangels def Bros. Oaken
[glow=black,2,300]***[/glow]

[glow=black,2,300]Post-Match Promo w/ the Archangels[/glow]
Exodus "Darkseed & Nightmare, you'll pay for your actions earlier tonight. Next week, we challenge the two of you."

Gabriel "Man, that was a good match! I feel great! You two though, won't be feeling so hot next week."

The Archangels make their way to the back. However, Gabriel stops upon coming across a bubbly female fan. He picks her up over the guardrail and drapes her over his shoulders. Gabriel turns to the fans, spanks her ass, and heads to the back.

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Odyssey def Omni (2-1) in a 2 out of 3 Falls match.
[glow=black,2,300]****[/glow]
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(ACE Essence Ch) Godsend def Lance At Las
[glow=black,2,300]***[/glow]

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Coming next week

LIVE from the Centra Palladium

05/18/2123

[glow=green,10,300]CENTRA STORM[/glow]

[glow=green,3,300]10 MAN BATTLE ROYAL
Winner goes to Main Event in ESSENCE CHAMPIONSHIP match[/glow]PENDRAGON - AVARICE - LANCE AT LAS - ASPIN NORTHSTAR - NEMEAN - WITCHDOCTOR - PAINMASTER SYCOPHANT - RORUS OAKEN - DONK OAKEN



[glow=green,3,300]CENTRA DEATH[/glow] ESPERANTO vs. PAGANAX



PEACEMAKER vs. NES KINCADE



[glow=green,3,300]TABLES[/glow]ARCHANGELS
vs.
DARKSEED & NIGHTMARE



[glow=green,3,300]HOLOVISION CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow] (C) TOTALIS vs. AMAZING MANN



[glow=green,3,300]FIRST BLOOD[/glow] OMNI vs. ODYSSEY

[glow=green,3,300]ESSENCE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow](C) PRIMEVAL DESTRUCTION vs. HUSTLER & SCORCH



[glow=green,3,300]ESSENCE CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow](C) GODSEND vs. BATTLE ROYAL WINNER

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LIVE from the Centra Palladium

05/18/2123

[glow=green,9,300]CENTRA STORM[/glow]

Loyal citizens from all over Centra have gathered at the Centra Palladium for All Centra Entertainment's first supercard, CENTRA STORM. Their have been activities all day long in anticipation of the show. Many wrestler's have been signing autographs and taking pictures with the fans. Amazing Mann performed an amazing escape out of a tank of water while handcuffed before a timed underwater explosive went off that exploded the tank and sent water flowing into the awestruck crowd. Gabriel held a kissing booth for the female fans. Nemean had a booth set up where the fans could sit with him and do play by play on a match of their choice. All in all, it was lots of fun. And it all led to the super successful CENTRA STORM....

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CENTRA STORM theme music

youtube.com/watch?v=DRteeTYULZ8

A huge display of pyro and flashing lights led us into the start of the show. The 10 participants of the Battle Royal made their way to the ring for the first contest. Witchdoctor walked down the aisle last and grabbed a mic instead of entering the ring.

[glow=red,2,300]Witchdoctor[/glow] "A great doom will befall on the wrestlers of this ring. I will be replacing myself in this match by an individual that will strike fear in your hearts. For it is truly a sign of impending doom that this individual mysteriously appeared before me the other night while divining what the future held in store for Centra. This individual is no man, but a beast. A beast that has taken to me, that only I control, and that will aid the prophesies that I fortell. Behold...Umagapotamus!"

Tribal music began playing as this beast made his way to the ring. Young kids in the audience could be seen hiding behind their parents...some even crying. Umagapotamus entered the ring and the battle royal began.

Eliminations

Lance At Las eliminated by Donk Oaken
Nemean eliminated by Avarice
Sycophant eliminated by Aspin Northstar
Painmaster eliminated by Aspin Northstar
Pendragon eliminated by Avarice
Donk Oaken eliminated by Aspin Northstar
Aspin Northstar eliminated by Avarice
Rorus Oaken eliminated by Umagapotamus
Umagapotamus eliminated by Avarice

Winner: [glow=orange,2,300]Avarice[/glow]




[glow=orange,2,300]Paganax def Esperanto
in a Centra Death match[/glow]***

A wild match. Esperanto wanted a quick win as he just tore into Paganax from the beginning. After being thrown outside though, Paganax turned the match around after taking out Esperanto's legs with a chair. Back inside Paganax hit the PAGAN VOID for the win.

[glow=orange,2,300]Nes Kincade def Peacemaker[/glow]**

Nes Kincade has had Peacemaker's number for some time. He gained another win over him here tonight after the incredible MTFO!

Avarice joined Nes Kincade in the ring. Together they stomped Peacemaker until he dropped out of the ring. Nes Kincade motioned for a mic to be handed to him.

[glow=red,2,300]Nes Kincade[/glow] "Now...Mark...the F...Out!"

He handed the mic over to Avarice.

[glow=red,2,300]Avarice [/glow] "Centra Storm pounds down upon All Centra Entertainment. This storm punishes the weak and cleanses us of the pathetic. So that when the storm passes there will be one group still left standing. One group of survivors that will impose their dominance. With the Essence in my possession and Nes Kincade at my right hand...the New School will rule over the land."

[glow=orange,2,300]Archangels
def
Darkseed & Nightmare
in a Tables match[/glow]****

Lots of extreme action featuring the tables. The finish sees Darkseed laid out on top of two tables outside the ring. Gabriel leaped off the top turnbuckle crashing through Darkseed and the two tables. Exodus dragged Darkseed back in and jumped off the top turnbuckle with a flying leg drop before making the pin.

[glow=orange,2,300]Amazing Mann def Totalis
to become
New Holovision Champion![/glow]*****

Just as excellent a contest as all three of their past encounters. These two were a perfect match, delivering 5 star performances in each encounter. Amazing Mann gained the definitive finish to it all though by winning the Holovision Championship.

[glow=orange,2,300]Omni def Odyssey
in a First Blood match[/glow]****

Another two men who match up incredibly well, Omni and Odyssey matched each other move for move in this classic. The timekeepers bell played a huge role in this match. Odyssey is opened up first after a superkick by Omni to Odyssey as Odyssey ran toward Omni with the bell.

[glow=orange,2,300](Tag Ch) Primeval Destruction
def
Huster & Scorch
by dq[/glow]**

A close battle that may have went the way of Hustler & Scorch, but Huster used the PISTOL WHIP illegal move that led to his team being dq'd. After the match Scorch and Hustler began exchanging heated words.

[glow=orange,2,300]Avarice def (Essence Ch) Godsend
to become
NEW ESSENCE CHAMPION![/glow]*****

Although the fans may not like either of these two, no one in attendance tonight could leave without saying that they witnessed a helluva main event. So many near falls, reversals, and back and forth action...this one was 5 star from the get go. But it was Avarice who walked out with the Essence in his clutches after a POWER OF GREED sunset flipping powerbomb.





Thank you for watching the first aCe supercard...CENTRA STORM!

[wildcat]

DOUBLE R, YOUR FEDS ARE NOTHING SHORT OF SPECTACULAR BRO!!!!

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Coming next week

05/25/2123

aCe expands its fanbase and travels to Tarkania
IT Truly Will Be...



[glow=orange,9,300]TROUBLE IN TARKANIA[/glow]

SCUD vs. SYCOPHANT



PEACEMAKER vs. PAGANAX



ESPERANTO vs. GODSEND



[glow=teal,5,300]Holovision Championship[/glow] (c) AMAZING MANN vs. PAINMASTER



NEMEAN vs. UMAGAPOTAMUS



[glow=teal,5,300]Essence Tag Team Championship[/glow] (c) PRIMEVAL DESTRUCTION
vs.
DARKSEED & NIGHTMARE



PENDRAGON vs. TOTALIS



[glow=teal,5,300]4 on 4 Elimination[/glow] ARCHANGELS & BRIGADE
(Exodus, Gabriel, Lance At Las, & Aspin Northstar)
vs.
NEW SCHOOL
(Essence CH) Avarice, Nes Kincade, Donk & Rorus Oaken)

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LIVE from Arena Tarkania, Tarkania

05/24/2123


[glow=orange,9,300]TROUBLE IN TARKANIA[/glow]

[glow=orange,2,300]TROUBLE IN TARKANIA [/glow]theme music
youtube.com/watch?v=uRhZISswW_k&feature=related

~INTRO~

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Odyysey "That's why I will beat you to the Essence."

Omni "There's no way I can allow that to happen."

Scud walks by Omni & Odyssey in the back while on the way to the ring for tonight's opener.

Scud "Hey guys. So what would happen if you two teamed and both won the Essence?"

Omni & Odyysey both look at each other.

Scud "Well I'm up first. Talk to you guys later."
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Sycophant def Scud
**

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Paganax def Peacemaker
*
Paganax completely runs through Peacemaker.

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Esperanto def Godsend
**
Huge win for Esperanto defeating the former champion.

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[glow=orange,3,300]Amazing Mann Pre-Match Promo[/glow] Amazing Mann "Now that I'm the Holovision Champion, this fed is no longer ALL CENTRA ENTERTAINMENT. This is AMAZING CENTRA ENTERTAINMENT! And the UNBREAKABLE TOUR begins tonight. It all starts with Painmaster right here in Tarkania and it won't end until every wrestler in AMAZING CENTRA ENTERTAINMENT goes down to my UNBREAKABLE finisher."


[glow=brown,5,300]Holovision Championship[/glow] (C) Amazing Mann def Painmaster w/ the UNBREAKABLE
***

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[glow=orange,3,300]Witchdoctor & Nemean Pre-Match Promo[/glow] Witchdoctor "Nemean, the show stops tonight. Umagapotamus doesn't like people who are all talk and no fight. I have forseen you demise by this beast."

Nemean "Wow Witchdoctor! That's some spooky dookie shit right there. You and your beast are some freaking nutcases. If you really want to know what I think..."

Umagapotamus had enough and attacked Nemean.


Umagapotamus def Nemean
***1/2

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[glow=orange,3,300]Hustler & Scorch Backstage Promo[/glow] Hustler "OK Scorch, no mistakes this time. We have another chance to win the tag titles and I won't let you down this time by losing my cool."

Scorch "Alright buddy. Let's do this then. Let's go out there and Regulate!"


[glow=brown,5,300]Essence Tag Team Championship[/glow] (C) Primeval Destruction def Hustler & Scorch
***1/2

Hustler & Scorch recieve a rematch from CENTRA STORM, but end up on the losing end again after a Hybrid POISON DRIVER on Hustler.

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Pendragon def Totalis
****1/2
Superb match, just shy of 5 stars.

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[glow=brown,5,300]4 on 4 Elimination[/glow]New School def Brigade & Archangels
*****

*
Gabriel eliminated by Rorus O.
Donk O. eliminated by At Las
Aspin N. eliminated by Kincade
Exodus eliminated by Avarice
Kincade eliminated by At Las
Rorus O. eliminated by At Las
At Las eliminated by Avarice

Sole survivor - (aCe Champion) Avarice

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Coming next week

05/31/2123

aCe takes vacation...sort of...as we come to you from the Paradise Islands in the Tarkania Sea!


[glow=blue,10,300]WELCOME
TO
PARADISE[/glow]

ARCHANGELS vs. BROS. OAKEN


ESPERANTO vs. GODSEND


[glow=blue,3,300]NEMEAN SHOW
w/ guest SCUD[/glow]

PENDRAGON vs. TOTALIS


[glow=blue,3,300]Holovision Championship[/glow] (C) AMAZING MANN vs. PAGANAX


OTHERS vs. S & M

[glow=blue,3,300]
MAIN EVENT
Paradise Strap match[/glow]ASPIN NORTHSTAR vs. NES KINCADE

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05/31/2123

LIVE from Paradise Island in the Tarkania Sea


[glow=blue,10,300]WELCOME
TO
PARADISE[/glow]

[glow=blue,2,300]WELCOME TO PARADISE [/glow]theme music
youtube.com/watch?v=v-xQjxTXAUw

The set is arranged with palm trees, sand, beach chairs, beach balls and a pool with a couple of stunningly hot mermaids inside.

~INTRO~

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THE OTHERS def S & M
*** 3/4
The Others start out looking like they aren't too thrilled teaming with each. Tags only occur when Omni or Odyssey tag theirselves in. As the match progresses though S & M are clearly in control which forces The Others to become more cohesive. After which, The Others begin working like a well oiled machine and gain the victory after an imploding senton bomb from Odyysey onto Sycophant.

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GODSEND def ESPERANTO
*
Esperanto has an off night as Godsend easily defeats the Regulator. Godsend wins with HELL'S THRESHHOLD.

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[glow=yellow,4,300]NEMEAN SHOW
w/ Scud[/glow]

Nemean holds the show near the stage entrance with the beach setting.

Nemean (looking over to the mermaids) "Hello Ladies. Would you like to help me welcome my guest."

The mermaids giggle.

Nemean "It's a good day to be the guest on the Nemean Show. We got sand, some comfortable beach chairs, (kicking a beach ball) beach balls, the beautiful mermaids, which by the way ladies, I'll need you to get my back later. I'd hate to get sun burnt around here. Scud, why don't you come on out here."

Scud "Nemean, thanks for having me."

Nemean "Sit, relax. Now Scud, the fans seem to love you, but you haven't exactly won any matches around here. Why do you think they still cheer for you?"

Scud "I think it's because I come out and give 100% and take risks along the way. The fans like to see the style of wrestling that I..."

Tribal drums begin pounding inside the arena. Out comes the Witchdoctor and Umagapotamus.

Witchdoctor "You two are both losers. Nemean, you just don't shut up. Umagapotamus tore into you last week and you still come out here and run your mouth. Scud, well Scud, you just suck. Nobody cares about you."

Scud "If we both suck so much then how about a tag team match right now. Nemean and me will take on the two of you nuts."

Nemean "Wait a minute Scud. He didn't say we both suck. He said you suck. He just said I wouldn't shut up. I'll team with you though. These fruitcases are beginning to be a thorn in my side."



WITCHDOCTOR & UMAGAPOTAMUS def NEMEAN & SCUD
*
Umagapotamus squashes Nemean. Witchdoctor and Scud never even make it into the ring.

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PENDRAGON def TOTALIS
***1/2
Pendragon is looking good. He defeats Totalis for the second time in a very good match.

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ARCHANGELS def BROS. OAKEN
***3/4
Great tag team match that sees the Archangels go over on the Bros. Oaken. Exodus makes the pin on Donk Oaken after a WRATH OF GOD.

The Archangels begin to leave. They arrive at the stage area and Gabriel stops and looks over at the mermaids. He looks at Exodus and Exodus begins shaking his head no. Gabriel runs and jumps in the pool with the mermaids. He puts his arms around both of them and the mermaids then begin to convince Exodus to come in. Exodus seems resistant, but then lets out a 'what the hell' and runs and jumps in the pool too.

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[glow=yellow,5,300]HOLOVISION CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow]
PAGANAX def (C) AMAZING MANN
****1/4
New Champion! Superb match that saw both men give each other every thing they had. Paganax just wouldn't quit and came back to finally hit Amazing Mann with his PAGAN VOID finisher for the three count.

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[glow=yellow,5,300]PARADISE STRAP MATCH[/glow]
ASPIN NORTHSTAR def NES KINCADE
***
Both men take some heavy licks from the strap, but Aspin Northstar takes the victory after a Northstar Suplex pinning combination.

Avarice runs down after the match and attacks Northstar. Nes Kincade recovers and begins whipping Northstar with the strap, while Avarice lays in boots at the same time. Pendragon rushes to the ring and the fans go nuts. Pendragon fights off both attackers and gains control of the strap. Pendragon tries whipping the both of them as they fly over the top rope to escape.