Iron Hand presents:
GWF: LAW ZONEcard 109
live from the Tokyo Egg Dome, Earth
-the show opens with a special challenge match as
Shann-Ra goes over
Women's champion Mother Superior by DQ when
Deadliest interferes and beats the crap out of Shann-Ra. Then as if to prove she really is the deadliest of the species, she gave Mother Superior a boot to the gut and followed it up with a powerbomb. Deadliest then posed to a chorus of boos from the crowd.
Iron Hand's OfficeSly Drury barges into the office full of [censored] and vinegar.
Sly Drury: Well, well, Mr. Commissioner. I hope you're real proud of yourself.
Iron Hand: Believe you me, I am.
Sly Drury: It's a disgrace the way your referee disqualified me in the first round of the Interplanetary belt tournament. All's I did was toss Endgame into the guardrail, something that gets done in nearly every match, but does anyone else get DQ'd? No!
It's unfair! It's a travesty of justice!
Iron Hand: Drury, believe me when I tell you this: LEAVE NOW OR FACE MY WRATH!
Sly Drury: I'm not leaving until I get what I want, what I deserve!
Iron Hand: Perhaps...you'd care to FIGHT THE POWER?
Sly Drury: You're [censored] right I would! And if I win...I want a Galaxian title shot at
Cosmic Combat!
Iron Hand: Very well then. If you can beat me tonight in a Fight The Power match, then you face the winner of tonight's match between Monolith and Disaster.
But rest assured, Drury, I play to win.
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Tricks pulled off a hard-fought victory over
Retribution after a dose of COULROPHOBIA
-in tag action,
Titan Energy get another quick win over
the Circus Strongmen when Tristan pins Tanck after a TITAN POWER. This match lasted about 2 seconds longer than their last match, which lasted about 6 seconds. The hilarious thing about this is Tanck demanded to start the match to show Gryt "how it's done", but gets pinned almost just as quickly.
Planet X title match-
the Main Event wins the Planet X title from
Savage-T following SIGN ON THE LINE.
In the backstage area.Swarm is waiting for the Main Event when he walks thru the curtain, carrying his newly won Planet X belt.
Swarm: Pretty wild that you got a title shot without ever actually winning a match. Tell me, how does that happen?
Main Event: I guess I just got it like that chief!
Swarm: Maybe...or maybe you're in Iron Hand's pocket.
Main Event: Don't go hatin' on me, chief. Some guys get all the brakes. I'm one of those guys.
Swarm: I've got my eyes on you.
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the Stand lose their first big tag challenge to
the Master Race by DQ when Valour loses his self-control and has a VIOLENT OUTBURST
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the Betrayer won a DQ victory over
Anivar when the Sleeper Cell attacked the Betrayer with a 2x4.
In the shower areaThe Main Event steps out of the shower with a towel wrapped around him and he finds She-Devil standing there waiting for him. She is wearing a super-short mini skirt and has one hand behind her back.
Main Event: Can I help you?
She-Devil: Oh...I just wanted to reinterate what Swarm said to you earlier
(
pulls her hand out from behind her back and in her hand is...her panties!)
I've got my eyes on you.
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Encubus had to toss everything he had at
Malkuth to finally get the win. The Lord of the Pounce just would not stay down and it could be argued that it was only Bloodline's interference that allowed Encubus to come out on top.
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Bloodline hit a COSMIC BIG BANG on
Panther Warrior to make it 2-0 in tonight's DWF/Animen matches. Encubus and Bloodline started to put the boots to PW after the match but Malkuth rushed in with a chair and cracked Bloodline across the head with it. He may have a concussion(2 card injury)
-Fight The Power match--
Iron Hand proved his superiority over
Sly Drury with "I RUN THIS FED".
Post-match, Iron hand grabbed a mic.
"
In the future, Mr. Drury, if someone tells you to leave or face their wrath, I suggest you leave!"
Galaxian title match-In an incredible match,
Disaster hits
Monolith with a crushing RAMPAGE to pick up the Galaxian title. The Aethran War Machine just would not stop and came back from a brutal beating to get the win.
End of Show.Up next: Cosmic Combat 2123
