A couple hours before MAYHEM...camera goes into the Commissioner’s office…
Two Face is playing with two dolls on his desk; a blonde haired “Barbie” wearing a blue bikini with matching heels & a “Ken” with half his face scarred & melted, also dressed in beach attire...Ken-Face: “You could never love me; I’m not beautiful like you Phantasy…”
Ken-Face turns away; Phantasy puts a hand on his shoulder…Phantasy: “I think you’re sexy Ken-Face...”
Ken-Face turns around & leans back in shock…Ken-Face: “Really? You’re all I ever wanted…”
Phantasy rubs a hand down Ken-Face’s cheek…Phantasy: “I love you Ken-Face. Didn’t you know that?”
Ken-Face hugs her…Ken-Face: “No, I had no idea. I’m so happy…”
Phantasy: “Kiss me Ken-Face! Take me now!”
Ken-Face throws her to the desk & leaps atop her…Ken-Face
(exultantly): “Yes!”
As he covers Phantasy with kisses the office door opens; Mot & Kram freeze in the doorway; their mouths hanging open. Two Face quickly opens a desk drawer, sweeps his dolls inside, slams the drawer closed & folds his hands calmly atop the desk…Two Face: “Can I help you?”
Mot & Kram stammer…Two Face: “No, you did not see me role-playing with dolls. If you mention any aspect of what you “think” you might have seen in this office today, you will be terminated immediately. Is that clear?”
Mot: “Yes sir.”
Kram: “Crystal as the water at Barbie’s Malibu Beach House…”
Two Face stares silent daggers at Kram…Kram: “Understood sir. Sorry sir.”
LIVE from SOLD OUT Adonis Athletic Center, Asteroid Belt:[glow=silver,12,300]Mayhem[/glow]Card #9
Show opens with highlights from last week…
Sgt. Z’s appearance & Kram’s conspiracy theory surrounding him…Kram: “Two Face wants Sgt. Z to advance; it’s the best match for the company & it opposes the unionization of the GWFZ…”
Sgt. Z wins the ROUND ROBID TOURNAMENT[/color] to advance up the
PYRAMID[/color]…[/i]
Kram: “I only have to be proved right once before people will start believing me…”
Messenger: “Lately I’ve been doing some soul searching…I’ve learned the importance of forgiveness…Homage, please join me in the ring…”
Messenger gets down on both knees, slowly opens his jacket, removes his pistol & tosses it out to the floor…Messenger: “I know you have no reason to trust me… I’m putting myself at your mercy… I ask all these fans to forgive you for what you’ve done & I ask your forgiveness for speaking ill of you…”
Sgt. Z blindsided Homage with a chairshot…Sgt. Z: “That piece of crap out there on the floor is one of the nine that support the unionization of the
GWFZ! The time is now to pick a side Champ; what’s it going to be?? Are you the figure-head of the
GWFZ in all it’s glory, or will you sign away everything for union representation?”
Sgt. Z holds out a hand for The Messenger to shake…The Messenger doesn’t hesitate to take the hand & shake it…Opening pyrotechnics & explosions…Mot & Kram: “Welcome to
MAYHEM!”
Mot: “We are days away from the
ASTEROID BASH…”
Kram: “We have a
HUGE show tonight…”
Mot: “
GWFZ CHAMPION[/color] The Messenger puts the title on the line against Morbid…”
Camera shows the scaffold above the ring…Kram: “Sgt. Z continues his meteoric rise up the
10 MAN PYRAMID[/color]…”
Mot: “The final 3 men will battle atop the scaffold in the final step to The Messenger…”
Kram: “We already know who will take that step…”
Mot: “We’ve also witnessed this week the destruction of the Titans…”
Kram: “Long past time really; Reckless left first, now Revelation…”
Mot: “We will see the first ever
TITAN STRAP MATCH[/color]…”
Kram: “I can’t wait to see one of the Titans take 10 lashes with the strap when they lose…”
Mot: “This should be a great show…”
Crazy Train hits…
Reckless charged down the ramp towards the ring & slid inside; climbed the turnbuckle & did an awesome moonsault off back into the ring…
Way of the Fist hits…
Strong tore through the curtain & down the ramp & chased Reckless out of the ring with his intensity…STRONG vs. RECKLESS:: Reckless bounced off Strong repeatedly; Strong caught him coming off the top turnbuckle for a vicious power slam. Reckless pulled it together & hit Strong with 4
RECKLESS DRIVERS but they weren’t enough; Strong tore through Reckless with a running clothesline & hit
STRONG! for the win..
Mot: “That was a great match!!”
Kram: “Strong really showed his toughness there…”
Mot: “Reckless did all he could do to get the win…”
Kram: “He just didn’t do enough…”
Camera cuts to the back where we see The Elite face to face; Justin Case stands in the background…Nes Kincade: “There is no way in hell that I’m going to support the unionization of the GWFZ!”
Main Event: “Just listen to what he has to say Nes! Their assurances are amazing…”
Nes Kincade: “No way bro! I’m out of here…”
Kincade leaves in a huff…Mot: “Trouble in The Elite camp…”
Kram: “No! No! No! This isn’t possible!”
Drag the Waters hits…
Revelation appears with the leather strap in hand; slapping it in his had the entire way to the ring…
Ring Announcer: “And now, please welcome the Captain of the Titans: Stryker!”
Drag the Waters hits again…
Stryker appears & runs down the ramp to slide into the ring; he points a finger in Revelation’s face as the strap is tied around his wrist…TITAN STRAP MATCHSTRYKER vs. REVELATION:: Stryker drove Revelation to the mat & choked him with the strap; Stryker whipped him into the ropes & went for a spear but Revelation DDT’d him instead & followed with
CONFESSION…1 buckle…NO!
CONFESSION again! 1 buckle…NO!
CONFESSION again!! Stryker jerks the strap tight before Revelation can touch the buckle! Revelation choked him nearly unconscious with the strap…1 buckle…NO! A fourth
CONFESSION…1 buckle…2 buckles…NO! Revelation wrapped the strap around Stryker’s neck & drug him to the first buckle: one…two…three…four!! Revelation wins the match!!
Revelation bunched up the strap & laid into Stryker’s back; the crowd counted out the 10 lashes…
CRACK…ONE!
CRACK…TWO!
CRACK…THREE!
CRACK…FOUR!
CRACK…FIVE!
CRACK…SIX!
CRACK…SEVEN!
CRACK…EIGHT!
CRACK…NINE!
CRACK…TEN!
The crowd roared their approval; Stryker’s back was bleeding badly. Revelation stepped over him & left him unconscious in the ring…
Mot: “A tough loss for Stryker…”
Kram: “He signed up for the lashes; he deserved them all!!”
Mot: “Is this the end of the Titans?”
Kram: “I certainly hope so…”
Camera goes into the Commissioner’s office where we see The Legacy…Legacy: “I want a match with Homage tonight…”
Two Face: “Done. Is there anything else?”
Legacy: “He is no longer in Divine Fury…”
Two Face: “Fine. Is there anything else?”
Legacy: “…”
Two Face: “Close the door on your way to the ring…”
Mot: “Legacy vs. Homage tonight!”
Kram: “All the hero teams are falling apart…”
Mot: “This is a dark day indeed!”
Kram: “Dark day? Hell, this is the best day of my life!”
Bad Dreams hits…
Homage stepped onto the ramp; he held his hands out to the sides & laid his head back before making his way down the ring; the Rings of Zar gone from his arms…
Buddist chanting begins…
The Legacy appears & made his way quickly to the ring & went right to the attack…HOMAGE vs. LEGACY:: Legacy sent Homage into the buckle & charged in for a running spear; Homage moved aside & Legacy nailed the ringpost headfirst & fell unconscious to the floor. Homage drug him back inside by the leg & locked him in
ABSOLUTE REVERENCE until the referee broke the hold…
Kram: “That was absolutely beautiful!”
Mot: “Legacy is down!”
Kram: “Medic! Take your time; he’s already unconscious!”
Mot: “DECORUM PLEASE!”
Kram: “Homage with a dominant win!”
Mot: “Much better…”
Stars & Stripes Forever hits...
Sgt. Z in his camouflaged fatigues & campaign hat makes his way down to the ring & mounts the scaffold without hesitation…
Noose & Nail hits…
Hegemony makes his way to the ring & hesitates a few moments before climbing the scaffold…
TNT hits…
Pride appears to a huge crowd pop & hobbles his way down to the ring & struggles to mount the scaffold…TRIPLE THREAT SCAFFOLD ELIMINATION MATCHSGT. Z vs. PRIDE vs. HEGEMONY:: Pride & Sgt. Z charged Hegemony but he ducked the double clothesline & drop kicked both men towards the railing; both managed to save themselves. Hegemony slammed Sgt. Z to the platform, but Pride blindsided him off the scaffold with a shoulder tackle. As Pride watched his fall, Sgt. Z got up behind him & turned him into a Wrist Clutch Exploder & hit a
Z CANNON that rolled him right off the platform to join Hegemony on the mat below…
Kram: “The conspiracy continues!!”
Mot: “Pride was injured & Hegemony was out of his element up there…”
Kram: “Further proof that I’m right!”
Mot: “Sgt. Z moves up the Pyramid into a
GWFZ TITLE MATCH[/color] next week at the
ASTEROID BASH[/color]…”
Kram: “Where he will complete the conspiracy & win the title; I’m calling it right now…”
Mot: “Only time will tell…”
Four Horsemen hits…
The Main Event appears with both GWFZ TAG-TEAM TITLES[/color] over his shoulder, dragging Nes Kincade behind him all the way down to the ring & rolls him inside…
TME signals for a referee to come down to the ring & one complies; TME signals for a mic from ringside & gets one…[/i]
Main Event: “You are about to see a unification match; the winner of this match will receive the
GWFZ TAG-TEAM TITLES[/color] & will be allowed to choose a partner next week to defend them…”
TME spikes the mic as the bell sounds & goes on the attack…WINNER GETS THE GWFZ TAG-TEAM TITLES MATCHTHE MAIN EVENT © vs. NES KINCADE ©:: TME picked up Kincade & got thumbed in the eyes; TME responded with a DDT Stunner but Nes was up first & hit
NEW SCHOOLBOY. The fight went out to the floor; Nes grabbed a steel chair & TME drop kicked it into his face. Nes fought back with a
(+4) MTFO! but TME shrugged it off like it was nothing!
MTFO! again…MISSED! TME drug him halfway off the ring apron for a DDT Stunner followed by a Most Valuable Piledriver…Nes beat the count out & crawled back inside for
SIGN ON THE LINE…1…2…3.
TME picked up both belts & climbed the buckle to raise them both into the air for the fans to see; Narcotik slid into the ring behind him & smashed him in the spine with a chairshot; then his THE NEEDLE & THE SPOON into the chair & left both men down in the ring…Kram: “Narcotik has returned!”
Mot: “So much for the greatest tag-team in the GWFZ!”
Kram: “Don’t remind me Mot! I’m close to tears…”
Mot: “It looks like we might have a 3-sided war on our hands…”
Kram: “Narcotik isn’t happy that his “team” dropped him after his injury…”
Mot: “It’s time for our
MAIN EVENT!”
Kram: “The Messenger will win again; he has been unstoppable of late!”
Mot: “I thought your conspiracy theory was that Sgt. Z was going to win the belt?”
Kram: “The Messenger is wrestling Morbid tonight; he will carry the title into the
BASH[/color]…”
Mot: “Let’s go down to the ring…”
In the
MAIN EVENT…
Killing in the Name hits…
The Messenger stepped out onto the ramp & paused at the top to raise the
GWFZ TITLE[/color] into the air; there was a blinding flash of light…when it abated, The Messenger was in the ring…
Blessed are the Sick hits…
Morbid made his way down to the ring wearing a Cosmic Cola hat & t-shirt; inside the ring he tossed the hat out to the crowd & then the shirt…[/i]
GWFZ TITLE MATCH[/color]
THE MESSENGER © vs. MORBID:: Messenger came out strong & hit
THE MESSAGE very quickly; Morbid fought back with several Snap Uranage but couldn’t keep control of the match. Messenger caught Morbid on the top turnbuckle & hit a super jumping brain buster to set up the finish with
THE MESSAGE.
The Messenger climbs the turnbuckle & raises the GWFZ TITLE into the air; Morbid slumps against the opposite corner, shaking out the cobwebs…Kram: “I told you so!”
Mot: “The Messenger with another big win!”
Kram: “This match was a gift; Morbid hasn’t won a single match so far.”
Mot: “Very true.”
Kram: “That only lends further weight to my theory…”
Stars & Stripes Forever hits...
Sgt. Z in his camouflaged fatigues & campaign hat makes his way down to the ring…The Messenger sits down atop the turnbuckle & shoulders the title…Sgt. Z: “Ten-hut!”
Sgt. Z blows a whistle…Sgt. Z: “Listen up maggots; the time has come for the
GWFZ to choose their sides for the coming battle…”
Sgt. Z takes out a roll of red tape & lays it out across the middle of the ring & stands behind it…Sgt. Z: “I’m calling out everyone in the back to get their tails out here; if you are against the oppression of the
GWFZ by the
UFL-GLU then you will stand on my side of the line. If you are a spineless worm who can’t think for themselves; you will stand opposite me…”
Way of the Fist hits…
Jacked Up appear from the back wearing urban camouflage fatigues & muscle shirts; they both tear down the ramp & slide into the ring…The crowd roars as they salute Sgt. Z & join him across the line…
Shedding Skin hits…
Xymbiote slowly slinked his way into the ring & slipped inside; he hesitates for a moment & it looks like he will attack but he sits in the corner behind Sgt. Z…
Crazy Train hits…
Reckless charged down to the ring, slapping hands on both sides of the aisle as he went & slid inside the ring to also join Sgt. Z…
Four Horsemen hits…
The Main Event appears with Justin Case in tow; wearing the GWFZ TAG-TEAM TITLES[/color] & make their way into the ring; The Main Event got in Sgt. Z’s face & spit at his feet...
Nes Kincade appeared without fanfare & climbed into the ring & got into TME’s face; he pushed him backwards but Sgt. Z restrained him from further action…
Drag the Waters hits…
Revelation appears alone & makes his way into ring & lingers outside the ring on the floor…
Noose & Nail hits…
Tree House appears & joins The Main Event opposite Sgt. Z; Jacked Up let them know what they think of their choice by flipping them off…
TNT hits…
Pride & Stryker appear & approach the ring cautiously; Revelation circles opposite them…Pride shocks the hell out of everyone by sliding into the ring behind The Main Event; Stryker joins him & flips off Revelation on the floor…
Buddist chanting begins…
The Legacy appears & climbs into the ring to join The Main Event
Bad Dreams hits…
Homage approaches the ring & climbs inside but lingers on the line…[/i]
Sgt. Z: “The lines are drawn, the sides are even; let the battle for the GWFZ begin!”
Justin Case: “Actually you are mistaken; the sides are not even. I have signed documents from Narcotik & GQ Stratus dedicating their support to the UFL-GLU…”
Two Face appears & makes his way into the ring…
Two Face: “Mr. Case, your information is incorrect. GQ Stratus has been released from his contract; he won’t be supporting your efforts any longer…”
Justin Case: “Fortunately for me, that still gives the UFL-GLU the majority…”
Two Face: “Actually Mr. Case, once again you’re information is incorrect…”
The Clincher hits…
Overtime appears atop the ramp & makes an “O-T” with his arms before making his way into the ring to join Sgt. Z…
Mot: “Overtime is in the GWFZ!!”
Kram: “How long will his loyalty last?”
Mot: “What side is Revelation on?”
Kram: “And what about Homage?”
Mot: “Tune in next time for the
ASTEROID BASH[/color]!”
Kram: “Goodnight everybody!”
Fade to black…
End of show.
