THE U!

[Sickman]

This link is to my Z fed from TGBITG. I'll be posting the rest here. Hope you enjoy.

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[Sickman]

Card #15

Water World Park, Neptune

Masked Assassins
vs
Titans

This rivalry has gone on for years and comes to the Z Universe. There will be 11 Assassin vs Titan cards this year and the results are for bragging rights. Each win is given a rating between 1-5 depending on the quality of the win. The team with the highest rating, gets the bragging rights. Which to these competitors in this competition, means more than anything.

Forlorn vs Death Knight III: A match of missed chances. DK3 hit a quick "CATAPULT KICK" for a 2 count. Then attempted a flying cross body that Forlorn rolled through for a 2. Forlorn threw DK3 out of the ring and was vicious. Forlorn threw DK3 back in the ring and whipped him into the turnbuckle but DK moved and rolled a stunned Forlorn up for the 3. The Masked Assassins is awarded 2 points.

Titan Revenge vs Eradicator and Hoodlum: Hoodlum survives an early "KYAO" and he and Eradicator hold on for a long match that ends up all over the place. Overcoming the odds and a very dimunitive partner, Hoodlum gains a victory over Stryker with "Bad Influence". The Masked Assassins are awarded 4 points.

Y2K vs Mike Quakenbush: Y2K is absolutely dominant and keeps the Titans off the board. "CODE CRACKER" for the win. Masked Assassins awarded 4 points.

Assassins Creed vs Titan Bulldogs: Another dominant win for the Assassins. Titan Kid II never made it in the ring. Akuma throws Saturn out of the ring and nails a vicious springboard plancha on to him. Son Of Saturn can not make it back in the ring and is counted out. 3 more points for the Assassins.

Dragonlord vs The Surgeon: Hell of a match. They each gained the momentum multiple times throughout the match. The Surgeon though, perhaps getting mad that he could not put Dragonlord away, uses "Lethal Injection" and gets disqualified for it. Dragonlord breaks the Assassin streak but not really. 2 points for the Titans.

Harm and Chalupacabra vs Arial Foundation (Saturn Tag Team Champions): Master Assassin is looking at a recruit in this match. Harm never even makes it in the ring.....and thats a good thing. Turbo has Chalupacabra reeling but tags in Flash. Flash goes up top and missed a shoulder block. "CHALUPACANRANA +2" for the victory. The Masked Assassins with 3 more points.

The Masked Assassins almost swept tonights matches. If not for a disqualification by Surgeon, they would have. The Titans better regroup and quickly. Still a long series but they took an ass whooping tonight!

Masked Assassins: 16 points
Fighting Titans: 2

[Biggin]

What a slaughter! And what the heck is Chalupacabra doing crossing over to the dark side? Even more crazy, he had an amazing showing. Master Assassin will hire the Gordita Grappler for sure.

Nice card!

[Sickman]

Thx Biggin

Card #16

Paragon of Virtue

Paragon and Janus are in their office.

Paragon: "So, how do we handle this?"

Janus: "Don't worry. I think I have an idea."

The intercom rings. Secretary: "Janus and Paragon. Magnifico is here to see you."

Janus: "Good. Send him in."

Magnifico walks in with a scowl on his face. "You need to make this right", he demands.

Janus: "Where do you get off coming in here like that? Besides, you had your chance just like everyone else."

Magnifico: "But I"M the chosen one."

Janus: "But YOU lost your first round match."

Paragon: "At least Stratus made it to the finals. Maybe he should be the "chosen one".

Magnifico clinches his fist.

Janus: "Now now. He was just being a smart ass. Look. You are great. Thats why we chose you. But you still need to compete. That's why, tonight, you have a rematch with Rolex. And to stay on our good side, you may want to win."

Intercom: "Your 2 o'clock appointment is here."

Paragon: "Send him in."

The Citadel Champion, Narcotik comes in. Magnifico immediately braces to start a fight.

Janus: "Magnifico, stand down. I SAID STAND DOWN!"

Paragon: "Remember what was said Magnifico. You may leave."

Magnifico stares at Narcotik; then Janus and then Paragon before leaving.

Janus: "Now Narcotik. Congratulations on winning the Citadel Crown. With that title comes much responsibilty though. You are the face of the Citadel. You are the face of the Elite. And as the face, it is up to you to show our dominance. So we have arranged a match against one of those filthy animals here tonight. In the main event, you will face The Andromeda Dragon! So go get ready champ and make us proud!"

Magnifico vs Rolex: Magnifico is focused and hits an early "MAGNIFICONRANA" but Rolex kicks out. A short time later, Magnifico goes for another "MAGNIFICONRANA" but misses. Rolex takes over and makes a cover following a "Tempus Fugit" but Mag kicks out. Rolex then unleashes "MEMENTO MORI" but Mag kicks out!! Short time later, Rolez unleashes another "MEMENTO MORI" for the victory.

Elitists vs Paranoia: Manic hits "CLINICAL DEPRESSION" on Mars but only gets a 2 count. Fringe comes in and locks on a "Mind Control Sleeperhold" and Mars goes nighty night.

Carson P Century vs GQ Stratus: These two were on the losing end of the triple threat championship match. GQ and Carson P go toe to toe and move for move. CPC takes the early advantage and uses the "ASIAN SPIKE" but Stratus breaks it. Stratus comes back and locks in the "STRTUS SPHERE LOCK" and uses the ropes for extra leverage that the ref did not see. CPC is in agony and eventually taps out.

Brogue vs Nemean: Brogue was dominant and wins via "running axe-smash"

Tiberius Cota vs Parox: Cota hits Parox with "FALL OF THE REPUBLIC" but Parox kicks out. Parox comes back and nails "BRING THE PAIN" for the win. When Tiberius Cota starts to get up he throws a little temper tantrum before finally leaving.

Narcotik vs Andromeda Dragon: Narcotik may have been a bit too cocky. He gets in the face of Dragon and talks some crap and then slaps him. Not once but twice!! Dragon comes back with a fury. "Missle Andromeda Drop" for a 2 count. "LIZARD LOCK" but Narcotik makes the ropes. A second "LIZARD LOCK" gains the same result. Narcotik tries to escape outside for a breather but Dragon launches over the top rope and nails him. Andromeda Dragon locks in a third "LIZARD LOCK" for the victory.

Inside Paragon and Janus office.

Paragon: Disgusting! Absolutely disgusting."

Janus: "Thats ok. We will get a real champ soon. May have to be a plan C though. And I know just the one."

[gabe72]

'The U' continues to roll along with a couple of great cards! I had the same thought as biggin....why is the galaxy's most popular luchadore turning to the dark side? Can't wait to find out who Janus has in mind for 'Plan C.'

[LWPD]

Aug 13, 2011 17:02:33 GMT -5 Sickman said:

Janus: "Magnifico, stand down. I SAID STAND DOWN!"

Damn...Iceberg Slim ain't got nothin' on the pimp hand of Janus!

Aug 13, 2011 17:02:33 GMT -5 Sickman said:

Magnifico vs Rolex: Magnifico is focused and hits an early "MAGNIFICONRANA" but Rolex kicks out. A short time later, Magnifico goes for another "MAGNIFICONRANA" but misses. Rolex takes over and makes a cover following a "Tempus Fugit" but Mag kicks out. Rolex then unleashes "MEMENTO MORI" but Mag kicks out!! Short time later, Rolez unleashes another "MEMENTO MORI" for the victory.

(In Marv Albert tone) Yes!

Great stuff with two of my old school GWF favorites from the Citadel doing the booking at the Paragon of Virtue. It's always good to check out action in The U, a place where the pressure is high, the walls are paved with gold...and excuses run short!

[Sickman]

Thx guys!!

Card #17

Eagles Flight Cathedral, Altair

Death Knight III vs Titan Kid II: The Masked Assassins dominance continues. "lightning suplex" for the victory.

Hans Gruber: "Chalupacabra. How could you choose to join the Master Assassin and team with Harm? Our fans demand to know."

Chalupacabra: "No tengo ni idea de lo que está hablando.Y por cierto que me está mirando, puedo decir que olvidó encender su traductor de bluetooth. Adiós.

Hans Gruber: "Oh crap. I forgot to turn on my translator. Where are you going? What did you say? Come back."

Dread Pirate of M83 vs Chalupacabra: Lots of reversals. In the end, a turnbuckle reversal led to Dread Pirate hitting a second "DEAD MAN'S CHEST" for the win.

Undercover Alien vs Mike Quakenbush: Quakenbush takes advantage of a mistake and wins via "Chikara Special".

Shittake Jr. vs Chronoking: Back and forth action. Chronoking goes for the kill but "CHRONOFLUX" backfires. Shiitake Jr. makes the cover for the win.

Non Title Match
Blue Tornado (Lightspeed Champ) vs Torq: A rematch from the finals of the Lightspeed Tournament. The two wrestlers put it all on the line. A couple reversals by both. Blue Tornado nails an "Aztech Suicide Plancha" followed by a "TORNADO DISCUSS" for the win.

[Sickman]

Card #18

Xavier Championship Arena
London, England

Diva of…DOOM vs Honey Bunny: Honey Bunny makes quick work of DoD, Giant Swing Hair Toss for the victory.

Lone Star vs Pitch Black: Lone Star took quite a beating but was able to come back and nail Pitch Black with the “STAY STRONG SUPERKICK” for the victory.

Sabre vs Raeda: A complete show of force as Sabre dominated Raeda and beat her with “SENSITIVITY TRAINING”. Sabre looked down on the fallen Raeda and spit on her face. She then made a belt is mine motion.

Nemesis vs Princess Persephone: These two had an incredible match but it ended in a time limit draw.

Irish Bratz vs Solstice: Irish Bratz proved how she made it to the finals of the SoS tourney by dominating Solstice and pinning her following the “CELTIC EYE BOMB”

SoS Champion Andrea vs Fang Banger: Non title match. Hard fought match by Fang Banger, surviving a “VOLANSIAN STRANGLE DROP” (rolled a 12 on pin save) but finally succumbed to a “Giantess Plex”.


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[Sickman]

The wrestlers from the All-Earth Zone are all in the room. The Sudden Death Champ, Achilles has the mic and Pride is right next to him.

Achilles: “This message is for the nCo. We’ve had enough with the attacks on Pride, Hollywood. You want a shot? Earn it like everyone else does. Your boasting that you are the greatest Earth Zone Champion of all time, does not impress anyone; least of all the wrestlers in this room.”

Pride: “That’s right Achilles. Hey Hollywood. I issue this challenge to you and your cronies. Come down to the next All-Earth Zone show. We’ll face you in legal matches and Hollywood, I’ll face you myself. Non title match and if you win, you get a shot at this title. Your call.”

[Sickman]

Card #19

Heroes and Villains Castle, Aldermin, Cepheus

“Feuds come alive here in SNX tonight. The Wolf Clan will take on The Collector and his group of minions in a series of one on one matches. Duplos meets the Road Agents for the historic first ever match between these two mortal enemies. And much more.

Yin Yang Demons vs. Night Terrors: With Evil Dead under the spell of Cthulu, this becomes a 2 on 1 handicap match. The match finished in a time limit draw. The story of the match though is that Cthulu came out with his minions The Legacy and Evil Dead. He motioned for Evil Dead to go to the ring and get in the corner of Nightmerica. When Nightmerica went for a tag, Cthulu motioned for Evil Dead to leave the ring; leaving Nightmerica in peril.

Dr. Red Fang vs. Nyogoth: An intense battle that Nyogoth dominated but the ref threw this match out because of a failure to keep things in order.

BDK vs Thorn: BDK makes quick work of Thorn, hitting “THE BIG KILL” after two failed attempts at making him submit to “The Daddy Clamp”.

Cthulu is backstage flanked by Nyogoth, The Legacy, and Evil Dead. “I am a collector of all things. Soon I will make the SNX Title mine. And with it, I intend to make Magnus mine. Magnus, I will get a rematch for that title. But first, I’m going to take what is as precious to you. Your little skin crawler friends. Nyogoth put a dent in Red Fang. Tonight I take Theiss. And there isn’t a damn thing you can do.”

Duplos vs The Road Agents: Gemin was in trouble and tried for a tag but Gemello refused to. Darmody finished Gemin with a “full nelson”. Alphonse and Darmody continued the assault on Gemin and Gemello just stood and watched, until it looked like Darmody was going to use “TAKEN OUT”. Then Gemello came into the ring with a chair to fend off The Road Agents.

Leviathan vs The Saint: The Saint put Leviathan away with “Exorcise The Demon”.

Cthulu vs Theiss Phellan/The Wolfman: Cthulu is out first and instructs his followers to stay at the entrance to the ring. He then gets on a mic and tells Magnus that he will fight Theiss one on one as long as Magnus and Fang don’t interfere no matter what. Magnus agrees and he and Fang watch from the ramp. It didn’t take Cthulu long as he won following “Ritual Sacrifice”. Cthulu leaves the ring and grabs his minions quietly. As he walks past Magnus, he smirks and says, “not now, soon”.

SNX Champ Magnus Crimson Claw vs The Legacy: Cthulu makes the same deal with Magnus about this match as he did the last. The Legacy’s speed was too much as both wrestlers countered each other several times. Legacy used “BREAK THE CURSE” to defeat the Champ.

Cthulu smirks as he calls Legacy back to him. Cthulu motions for the belt and says, “soon”.