THE U!

[Powermonger]

Always love the hardcore stuff that the Z can deliver. Nice job as always Sickman.

[Sickman]

Thx Powermonger!!

Card #80

Varsitology

The JV Gym

The camera pans around the outside of the JV Gym. There is a statue of Varsity (think Bud Kilmer from Varsity Blues). We go inside the arena and there are banners of Varsity all over the arena. Varsity and Hegemony call the match from the luxury suites.

Varsity: "Hegemony; tonight is our debut. Tonight, the rest of the galaxy get to see what we already know. Varsitology is the place to be."

Hegemony: "Agreed. With the two best announcers. We have quite the show for these plebs."

Varsity: "Indeed. Misfit fights misfit when Manic faces Snafu. Thorn is going to show Reen what Vassitology is all about. And speaking of; our main event is Silverback making his debut against Strong."

Hegemony: "And our treat for the fans is a Sudden Death Match."

Sudden Death Championship:
Y2K vs ??: The randomizer goes round and round and lands on....Castaway!! Castaway jumps on Y2K from the beginning but Y2K makes a comeback and ends it with "CODECRACKER" for the victory to retain the Sudden Death Championship.

The Road Agents vs Duplos: Varsity makes a snarky comment about hoping to see someone's life be expelled in this match. A good back and forth match that Duplos gets the better of when Gemello nails Darmody with "BLACKOUT".

Varsity throws his pen on the desk, "MAN! I was really hoping for the demise of one of those guys! Oh well, there is always next card."

Hegemony: "I'm more concerned that The Road Agents lost. Thought they were better than that."

Manic vs Snafu: Both men did quite a number on each other on the outside. But Snafu takes things a bit far and is DQ'd for giving the "Snafu Bottom" to Manic on the outside.

Thorn vs Reen: Reen is able to gain control briefly but Thorn is too much. "CROWN OF THORNS" for the victory.

Hegemony: "That's my boy!! Good showing!"

Varsity: (Appluding) "That it was, that it was!! And now our main event as I feed Strong to the Beast of Varsitology, Silverback!

Silverback vs Strong: Silverback grabs Strong and roars. Strong is not fazed and makes quick work of the beast. "STRONG!" for the victory!!

Strong looks up at the sky box, points at Varsity and says the Jacket belongs to him. Varsity scowls at not only the fact that Silverback lost; but mainly because Strong won.

[Powermonger]

Strong vs. Silverback was definitely a great misfit against misfit match. Nice card.

[Sickman]

Thx Powermonger!!

Card #81

WWF

Chicago, ILL

Shane McMahon is in his office looking over some paper work when he hears a familiar voice say, "By God you did it boy; you really did it"!! That is the voice of Vince McMahon!

Vince: "It feels good to be in the driver seat. To have the WWF back in control. So, who do we squash first? The All-Earth Zone makes the most sense, since they are quite literally in our back yard. But then you have that stupid Titans/Assassins fued. Who the hell calls themselves Titan's anyway?!

Shane: "Ohh Vince; that's where you are wrong. I didn't bring you back to help me run the WWF. I brought you back to compete!! There are a lot of guys that want some pay back on you for the way that you treated them. And you're the first match of the night. So you better get your gear on!! You're match is next."

Highlights are shown of the last WWF show. Bray Wyatt and Undertaker fight to a double disquakification and the WWF Tag Team Championships wee not claimed as The Wyatt Family were disqualified against DX in the tournament finals. Kurt Angle forces Hollywood Superstar to tap to the "ANKLE LOCK" to become the new WWF Champion.

Vince McMahon vs ??: Vince McMahon is in the ring waiting for his opponent when the Titan-Tron says, "The Ninth Wonder of the World" on it!

Vince Mcmahon vs Andre the Giant: Vince throws some punches that Andre blocks. Andre knocks McMahon down, stand on him and then nails him with a "Giant Headbutt" for the victory!

Kurt Angle's music comes on and the WWF Champ makes his way to the ring. He mentions the brutal path that he had to become the champ. Defeating Ric Flair, HHH, Hulk Hogan, Billy Graham and Hollywood Superstar. Angle says that there isn't a wrestler past or present that could acheive that feat. With that, John Cena comes out. He's out to congratulate Kurt Angle but tells him that he is coming for that title.

Angle: "Well, while me and 15 other wrestlers were battling in a tournament for this, (holds up WWF Championship) you were beating up a cheap imitation. And while that is impressive, nothing is more impressive than what I did; Oh it's true, IT'S DAMN TRUE"!!

Cena just smirks and claps in the direction of Angle.

Brock Lesnar vs Bruno Sammartino:: Both of these guys were casualties of the first roung of the tourney. Back and forth to start. Bruno takes over and locks on a "BACKBREAKER RACK". Brock feels the effects but is able to fight out of it. The fight goes outside where Bruno gets more advantage, rolls Brock back in the ring and locks on the "BEARHUG" for the victory.

Kevin Owens vs "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig: Curt Hennig is on offense and has KO reeling. KO powers out of a move and goes on offense. He nails the "piledriver on the ring apron". A short while later he finishes the job with a second "POP UP POWERBOMB".

Brodie Lee and Kane are in the dimly lit background. Bray Wyatt enters the view. "Tonight Undertaker, tonight is the night for salvation. Tonight is the night that you succumb to the fact that I am the NEW FACE OF FEAR!! The revolution has begun. RUN!!"

John Cena vs The Ultimate Warrior: Warrior lost his first round match in the tourney and Cena knows to become the Champ, he needs to climb the ranks. A very long back and forth match that almost went the 30 minute time limit. But Cena was able to nail a "guillotine leg drop" that put Warrior down for the three!

Honky Tonk Man vs Finn Balor: Finn Balor is on offense and delivers some big moves to hurt Honky Tonk. HTM is able to reverse and pins Balor following a "diving fist drop" for a two count. Balor comes back and beats HTM with the "COUPE DE GRACE". As Balor celebrates up the ramp, Kevin Owens blasts him from behind. Then KO gives Balor a "powerbomb" on the edge of the ring. Balor is in immense pain.

Hulk Hogan is backstage when he sees someone down the corridor. "Hey Rock", he screams. "HEY ROCK!!" The Rock doesn't acknowledge Hogan and goes into his locker room.

Demolition vs Ric Flair and Batista: Batista gets the tag from Flair and get totally demolished, pun intended. Batista survives two "DECAPITATOR"s because Ric Flair made the save but a "Smash Lariat" puts Batista down for good.

Mastodon vs "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff: This is a rematch from the last show that ended in a DQ. These two fight back and forth for the entire 30 minute period and ends in a draw.

Mark Bain and Mankind vs The Hart Foundation: Back and forth match but Bain and Mankind aren't too interested in winning as Mankind gets DQ'd for hitting Bret Hart with the barbed wire baseball bat.

Randy Orton Jr. vs Chris Jericho: A short, eventful match. Orton hits Jericho with the "RKO" but Jericho kicks out!! Jericho turns the tables on Orton and locks in the "WALLS OF JERICHO" for the victory!

Bray Wyatt vs The Undertaker: The Undertaker beats Bray outside the ring and then locks in "HELL'S GATE" forcing Bray to pass out from the pain! As he passed out, Bray was seemingly smiling.

WWF Tag Team Championship: No DQ
DX vs The Wyatt Family: It's Michaels and Lee to start. Michaels reverses to take over and tags in HHH. HHH delivers a "PEDIGREE" for the win. DX are the WWF Tag Team Champions.

[Sickman]

Card #82

Leader of the Pack

Triple Threat Thursday

Every match is a triple threat match. One will have to be a one on one encounter as I only have 24 Animen and need 27 for a full Triple Threat Tournament!!

Ram Jam vs Bullet vs Trash Animan: Bullet and Trash Animan take turns beating on Ram Jam. Bullet throws TA out of the ring and then nails Ram Jam with "BULLETPROOF" for the victory.

Pullos vs Chili Fu vs Andromeda Dragon: Pullos sends Dragon out of the ring and then locks in the "CHICKEN CHOKE" on Chili Fu for the win.

Tigeera vs Jack Rabbid vs Powerslam: Very LONG triple threat match. Tigeera finally takes it after not being a part of long stretches of action, defeating Powerslam with "GOING FOR THE JUGULAR'

Bullet, Pullos, and Tigeera advance to the next round.

Markohor vs Jaguero vs Tusk: Tusk and Markhor take their turns beating on Jaguaro but Jaguaro is a fighter. Tusk finally ends Jaguaro with a "BONECRUSHER".

Cuddley Claw vs Umagapottomus vs Cardianl Sin: Umaga unloads on CC and keeps Cardinal Sin at bay. Umaga wins with a "crescant kick".

Tortallis vs Razor Sharp vs Saint Bernard: Tortallis was a non factor as Razor Sharp and Saint Bernard kept him in check. Bernard locks Sharp in "RESCUE MISSION" to no avail. Huge "CLOTHESLINE FROM DOGGY HEAVEN" that Sharp kicks out of. Bernard then locks in "RESCUE MISSION" for the win.

Tusk, Umagapottomus, and Saint Bernard advance to the next round.

Cernunnos vs Harris vs Shell Shocker: Cernunnos has Harris beat with "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE" but Shell Shocker gets in the ring to break it up. A short time later, Shell Shocker hits Harris with "SHELL SHOCKED" for the win.

Pandemonium vs Ibex vs Thiess Phellan: Theiss Phellan is generally shunned by the Andromedans because of his new abilities. Phellan made the argument that he wasn't born that way and that it isn't his fault. Pandamonium and Phellan go at each other and with the help of Ibex, The Wolfman appears. The Wolfman hits Pandamonium with "THE CURSE OF PHELLAN" for the victory!

Because we are three Animen short, It will be Shell Shocker vs Thiess Phellan in a singles match to see who makes it to the final triple threat match.

Bullet vs Pullos vs Tigeera: Pullos may struggle in the UFZ, but here tonight he is thriving. He beat down both Tigeera and Bullet; locking on "PECKMISSION" on the latter for the victory. Pullos advances to the final triple threat.

Tusk vs Umagapottomus vs Saint Bernard: Tuxk finally gets the job done using "BONECRUSHER" on Umagapottomus for the victory.

Shell Shocker vs Thiess Phellan: The Animan Committee, which consists of former GWF Superstars Minotaur, and Antak; along with a couple of elders, have decided that Thiess Phellan is eligible for competition at the Zoo because his "condition" is not something he wanted and publicly denounces it. Many of the Zoo wrestlers do not agree with that decision. Shell Shocker takes advantage of a Phellan mistake and nails "SHELL SHOCKED" for the victory to advance to the finals.

Pullos vs Tusk vs Shell Shocked: Pullos never makes it into the match as Tusk and Shell Shocker battle. Tusk forces SS to tap to the "Skull Shattering Squeeze".

Tusk is the Leader Of The Pack!

[Powermonger]

Tusk is going to be a tough one for sure. Nice GWFZoo. Definitely an excellent card.

[Sickman]

Thx Powermonger!!

Card #83

Planet Z

The Z universe is huge and growing more and more. That's why we have come up with a new tag team Championship called "The Milky Way Tag Tema Championship"! 4 of the best teams in the Z-Verse have been invited. The Ring of Saturn Tag Champs, Titan Bulldogs. The SNX Tag Team Champions, the faction. Rhythm and Bruise, and The Brain Bashers, will all vie for the new Milky Way Tag Team Championship this very evening.

Mr. Vega comes out. "While I am glad to hear of a new Championship for the great tag teams we have in the Z; I would like to focus on The Champ. (Loud chorus of Boos upon hearing that name) You want to jump people? More specifically, you want to jump me? I paid it back a little bit last week. Tonight, I pay it all the way back. Your in MY HOUSE partner. And what I say goes. So, you and I, one on one. NO DQ!! When I get done with you; you won't wanna SEE ME!!"

Milky Way Tag Team Tournament Match::
Ring of Saturn Tag Champs The Titan Bulldogs vs The Brain Bashers: The Titan Bulldogs prove why they are the ROS Tag Champs. "SUPER DIVING HEADBUTT" on Blindside for the victory.

Milky Way Tag Eeam Tournament Match:
SNX Tag Team Champions the faction vs Rhthym and Bruise: Man in Black and Darth Pelvis show that they are a force to be reckoned with...in the future. But on this day it's the faction that take the win as Danger forces Man In Black to tap to the "DANGER LOCK". It's tag champs vs tag champs in the finals.

Cernunnos vs J. Bauermann: This is Baurmann's first fight since joining the Z. J. Bauermann holds his own and forces a time limit draw. At one point J.B. nailed Ceratonin with "KILLER INSTINCT", but Ceratonin kicked out at two and a half. Good showing from Bauermann in his first fight.

At a recent show, following a grueling match, Grillz and Deftone were jumped by a couple of guys. It was revealed that those men were competing artists known as Tone Crusher and Butch Bester.

Grillz vs Tone Crusher: `Tone Crusher dominates the vet. It takes a third "NOTORIOUS DDT" to get the job done.

Mr. Vega vs The Champ: The Champ comes right out with a "power suplex" to set the tone. All Champ from there. Vega gets to the ropes to break a "CHAMPION CLUTCH". But is then pinned following a "flying shoulder tackle". The Champ was dominant.

Milky Way Tag Team Championship:
ROS Tag Champs The Titan Bulldogs vs The SNX Tag Team Championships the faction: Hell of a match. The Bulldogs are reeling at the start and it takes a Son of Saturn pin save to keep the match going. The Bulldogs wear down the SNX Tag Champs and get the victory via a "sunset flip" to Damage by Titan Kid II. The Titan Bulldogs are the first Milky Way Tag Team Champions.

[Powermonger]

Definitely like the new tag titles that you added in. Really makes your planet z stand out. Nicely done.

[Sickman]

Thx Powermonger!!

Card #84

Monsters and Magic Zone

Heroes and Villian Castle, Aldermin, Cepheus

This is the debut of the Monsters and Magic Zone. Two things seperate the M & M Zone from the others. There are four different titles in the M & M Zone and one of those titles will be defended each card at random. The second is that to win a title, the challenger has to win two times in a match. The Champion only has to win once to retain. The stakes are high in the M & M Zone!! Tonight the Tabula Rasa is defended by Uma Dahmer as he takes on the holder of the Tian Xia Wu Shang, Scott DeVille!!

The Bash Bros (Aggrippas and Occularus) vs O.G.R.E. (Behemoth and Megalore): In the first minute, Agrippas throws Megalore out of the ring and pummels him with his shield despite the refs warning. Agrippas is disqualified.

X-Nails vs Facade: The power advantage almost helped X-Nails to victory, but the speed of Facade was too much in the end. "ATTENTION GETTER" for the victory.

Hellstone vs Astro Creep: Hellstone makes easy work of Astro Creep, finishing him with "HELLSTORM".

Andromedastein w/Zarraticus vs Chagatai: Chagatai wins when Andromedastein is disqualified for using the staff of Zarratticus.

Powermonger vs Snarl: Snarl looks like one of the wolves that attacked Theiss Phellan and Dr. Red Fang on the last SNX show. Incredible back and forth match. Snarl goes on a roll late in the match and scores the win with "LUPINE STRETCH".

Kavan vs Wladek: Wow! Wladek destroys Kavan with three straight "Charging Bull Spear"s to pin Kavan. A quick match.

Tabula Rasa Match:
Uma Dahmer vs "Devious" Scott DeVille: Scott DeVille Would. Not. Go, Down. Dahmer punished him and punished him and punished him. Finally getting DeVille to lose to "SACRIFICE". Dahmer retains the Tabula Rasa.

[Sickman]

Card #85

Sister's Of The Stars

Tonight, we have a big card for you. A number one contenders match for the SOS tag team Championships. as Symphony of Chaos take on 5th Element. Snoochie takes on Victoria Vega. And last but not least, we will have the contract signing for the SOS Championship for the second Starcade between the Champion Queen Persephone and the challenger Irish Bratz.

Mary Ann Steel vs Wyvern: Mary Ann Steel was dominant but she could not put Wyvern away early. Finally, just before the time limit draw, Steel nails Wyvern with "CANNONBALL" for the victory.

Nikki's Nightmares vs Woman Power: A quick match that ends with Honet Bunny tapping to "True Blood" from Fang Banger.

Lone Star vs Amanda The Restless: Lone Star is in a bit of a slump. Lone Star is able to over come the power advantage and wins via "STAY STRONG SUPERKICK".

Snoochie vs Victoria Vega: This match is the result of the Earth Girls vs Vega Showgirls fued, which has also spilled into the career of Andrea. Andrea helped Snoochie and Mary Ann Steel retain the SOS Tag Team Titles. Then Snoochie helped Andrea over come the double team by giving the "PENGUIN POUND" to the Showgirls. All the while, Snoochie has publicly denounced Andrea. It's like a soap opera!! Vega destroys Snoochie in three moves!! "SHOWGIRL SUPERKICK" for the win. Vega then waits for Snoochie to stand back up and nails the "SHOWGIRL SUPERKICK" once more before leaving.

#1 Contender's Match, SOS Tag Championships
Symphony of Chaos vs 5th Element: Solstice hits Nightmare Nikki with a "Solstice 450 Splash" for the win in less than one minute (snake eyes!!). 5th Element will take on Earh Girls at Starcade II.

Miss Black vs Andrea: All Andrea as she just beats on Miss Black. 'VOLASIAN STRANGLE DROP" +1 for the victory.

A table is set up in the middle of the ring with two chairs on either side. A lawyer that represents the GWFZ is in the ring with the contract. Irish Bratz is out first and looks fired up. She has lost two straight to the now SOS Champion Queen Persephone, and has vowed to get that title back. Queen Persephone is out next and looks as confident as ever. She struts out as slow as possible, An annoyed Irish Bratz takes a seat as she waits for the Champ. Queen Persephone knows how to iritate the challenger and is doing a great job. Persephone finally makes it in the ring and sits down opposite of Bratz, not once looking at her. Irish Bratz is staring a hole through the Champ though. The lawyer gets Bratz to sign the contract first. When he puts the contract in front of the Champ, she just laughs and says "you can't beat me"! Then signs on the dotted line. While the two stare at each other. neither of them see Nightmare Nikki, Amaranth, Eris, Fang Banger, Pitch Black, and Nemesis jump in the ring and jump both ladies. They each take turns beating on the Champ and challenger, laying waste to them. Nightmare Nikki grabs the SOS Championship and holds it high.