THE U!

[Sickman]

Card #40

Assassin Island

Death Masque Trophy Tournament

The Master Assassin is so peeved at what went down in the last event against the Titans that he has put his assassins through intense training which concludes with tonights tournament.

Kanazawa vs Eradicator: Eradicator actually got some offense but Kanazawa took over and won following a "Burnout".

Surgeon vs Death Knight III: DK III wins with a "COSMIC LANCE". The ref was going to dq DK III for using the finisher but Master Assassin motioned for the ref to keep the match going.

Hoodlum vs Dogma: Hoodlum maintains the offense for most of the match and ends up winning with "SOMATO". At one point, Hoodlum was unmasked to reveal....another mask!!

Akuma the Ninja vs Harm: Akuma destroys Harm using his speed advantage; eventually winning with a "Shotei".

Exzcutioner vs Y2K Kid Rumble: Exzcutioner defeats the Sudden Death Champ by way of "KILLSTROKE".

Akuma the Ninja vs Hoodlum: Akuma lands a couple of "NINJA AMBUSH"s but it took a "Shotei" to finish Hoodlum.

The Surgeon vs Kanazawa: Surgeon wins easily with a "Precision Piledriver".

The final match for the Death Masque Trophy is a triple threat match

Akuma the Ninja vs Exzcutioner vs The Surgeon: Exzcutioner hits "KILLSTROKE" on Surgeon and Akuma can not make the save. Exzcutioner is the winner of the Death Masque Trophy.

[Crimson Cross]

I would've loved seeing the Surgeon winning the Death Masque, but it was really cool seeing the Exzcutioner winning it...

[Sickman]

Card #41

Planet Z

Solar Flare Stadium, Mercury

A packed show this evening. A rematch between Mr. Vega and Mr. Psycho. And the main event is for the O-Zone Championship as Phenomenal Swift defends against The Galactic Sheriff, Ace.

More Beautiful and Beastly vs Rhythm and Bruise: Buffet is disqualified for taking Darth Pelvis guitar and breaking it over his head multiple times.

Galactic Defender vs Illustrious: The Galactic Defender is dominant until Illustrious makes a comeback and wins with "SWEAT THE MONEY".

Hegemony vs Grillz: Hegemony takes down the rapper with "Mainstream". After the match, a pair of guys get in the ring and throw a beat down to Grillz.

Bros Before Heroes vs Godspeed: Achilles locks on "ACHILLES HEEL" on Ceratonin for the victory.

Mr. Vega vs Mr. Psycho: This is a rematch from the last Planet Z, AEZ, ROS Show. Mr. Psycho was disqualified. The two go back and forth until the time limit expires.

O-Zone Championship:
Phenomenal Swift (c ) vs Ace: A great back and forth match. But Phenomenal Swift is able to gain the victory with "Magma Slide". His second defense of the O-Zone Title.

[Sickman]

Card #42

GWFZoo

Andromeda 1

Gauntlet Match for the Leader of the Pack Trophy.

The wrestlers are drawn at random.

Razor Sharp vs Cardinal Sin: Cardinal Sin dominated. After Razor Sharp got out of 4 "CRUCIFIXION"s; he succumbed to a fifth one.

Cardinal Sin vs Chuck the Roo: Chuck The Roo with a "knockout punch" for the victory

Chuck the Roo vs Ram Jam: Ram Jam uses "RAM JAM" to gain the win.

Ram Jam vs Trash Animan: Trash Animan scores the win with a "cross body". Four straight matches without a repeat winner.

Trash Animan vs Shell Shocker: Shell Shocker makes it five in a row with a "Turtle Soup Plex".

Shell Shocker vs Tusk: Back and forth match. Shell Shocker came very close to winning but it was Tusk that wins following a "Skull Shattering Squeeze".

Tusk vs Cuddley Claw: Cuddley Claw falls asleep a couple of times. Tusk goes for the pin each time and instinctually he kicked out each time. Tusk finally locks on "BONECRUSHER" for the win.

Tusk vs Jaguaro: The newcomber gains the victory with a "POUNCING PILEDRIVER".

Jaguaro vs Markhor: Markhor hit "PROXIMATE CAUSE" four times but it was an "Animan Axe Handle" for the win.

Markhor vs Cernunnos: Bad luck for any one looking for a repeat win. Cernunnos hits "EXISTENCE IS FUTILE" for the win.

Cernunnos vs Jack Rabbid: Cernunnos does what only Tusk before him could do, ending Jack Rabbid with "ALL THINGS REMEMBERED"+5

Cernunnos vs Andromeda Dragon: Cernunnos on a great run; beating Dragon with "EXISTENCE IS FUTILE"

Cernunnos vs Umagapotamus: Four in a row for Cernunnos. "ALL THINGS REMEMBERED"+3

Cernunnos vs Ibex: Ibex came real close to stealing one but Cernunnos comes back to nail "ALL THINGS REMEMBERED"+1 for the win.

Cernunnos vs Chili Fu: The run continues. Cernunnos kicks out of two "CHILLY CHOP SUEY"s and then nails a "turnbuckle choke slam" for the win

Cernunnos vs Bullet: Cernunnos nails Bullet with a "spear" for the victory. Seven in a row.

Cernunnos vs Saint Bernard: Cernunnos gets out of everything. But finally succumbs to a third "CLOTHESLINE FROM DOGGY HEAVEN". Cernunnos run is over.

Saint Bernard vs Pandamonium: Pandamonium gets his mojo back and beats SB with a "Giant Paw Claw".

Pandamonium vs Tigeera: Tigeera beats Pandamonium with "GOING FOR THE JUGULAR"

Tigeera vs Tortallis: A hell of a back and forth match. Tigeera finally ends it when Tortallis whips him into the turnbuckle. When Tortallis charges; Tigeera moves and rolls him up for the 1-2-3.

Tigeera vs Harris: Harris defeated Tigeera with "GOAL!". The newcombers did well tonight.

Harris vs Powerslam: The final battle this evening. Harris takes it after nailing Powerslam with "GOAL!"

Harris is the Leader of the Pack!

[Sickman]

Card #43

Speed Zone

Eagles Flight Cathedral, Altair

New Speed Zone Champion Shittake Jr. comes out with the title draped over his shoulder. He talks about how beating Blue Tornado wasn't that big a deal and how it was quite easy in fact. That's when "Cult of Personality" hits the arena speakers and Morbid comes out to a huge response.

Morbid: "I am the BEST IN THE GALAXY! And no that isn't just hyperbole. It's a fact. I prove that every day that I am in that ring. Make no mistake about it Shittake. I'm not just out here to gloat to you. I'm laying down the gauntlet. You see; it really doesn't matter whether or not you continue to be the Champion. Either you or Blue Tornado has to contend with me at some point. Just some friendly advice."

"Lightning" Mike Quakenbush vs Chalupacabra: The two fan favorites have been struggling and need a win badly. Quakenbush gets that win in impressive fashion following a "QUAKENDRIVER III". As Quakenbush is walking to the back, someone wearing a poncho and sombrero attack Quak and leave him lieing.

Next Speed Zone show will be the return match for the Speed Zone Title between Shittake Jr. and Blue Tornado.

Titan Kid II vs Andromeda Dragon: Andromeda Dragon never lets up but has a dificult time dispatching TKII. It finally took a third "LIZARD LOCK" to do it. Titan Kid II accumulated 5 tokens.

Undercover Alien vs Chronoking: Chronoking wins following a "slingshot guillotine". Undercover Alien has yet to win a match.

Mike Quakenbush is shown getting looked at by the medical staff after being attacked.

Morbid vs DK III: Morbid and DK are going back and forth when Deathclutch comes out and while Morbid is distracted, DK III hits him with the "CATAPULT KICK" for the win.

Torq vs Dread Pirate: Dread Pirate wins a very quick main event with "Walk The Plank".

[Crimson Cross]

Fun action in the Speed Zone, but too bad Torq lost and I really liked the Shittake Jr. and Morbid stuff...

[Sickman]

Thx CC!!

Card #44

Ultimate Fight Zone

Trojan Warhorse Arena

Tonight is the night Dr. Payne defends the UFZ Title vs La Vuelta. La Vuelta has been on a tear. And not only here in the UFZ but Speed Zone as well.

Pullos vs Chuck the Roo: Round One: All Pullos but Chuck the Roo barely escapes. Pullos locks in the "CHICKEN CHOKE" but Chuck escapes. He almost locks it in a second time but the round is over. Round Two: All Pullos again. Chuck just could not get anything going and was on defense all night. "nGo Driver" knocks Chuck out at the 4:51 mark in the round.

Ripper vs Virus: Round One: Ripper takes control after countering a Virus punch. He then pushes Virus up to the cage and unleashes a big right hook for the knockout win at 1:06 of the first round.

Pi vs Maul: Round One: Back and forth action; although it was Maul with a couple submission attempts to Pi's zero. Round Two: Back and forth again and Maul may have got the better of the encounter. Third and deciding round: Maul jumps on Pi but Pi quickly gains control. Pi locks in "GOLDEN RATIO" but Maul survives. A short time later, Pi locks in "TRANSCENDENTAL PLANE" but Maul gets out. Pi rolls into "GOLDEN RATIO" for the victory at 4:40 in the third. Huge win for Pi.

The camera pans around the sold out crowd. In attendance this evening are the faction in support of their guy The Mad One. A newcomer to UFZ, Insta-Pain, is here. Tombstone and Death Clutch are in attendance as well.

Castaway vs The Mad One: Round One: Castaway is dominant and finishes Mad One with a "Discombobulation" at 1:08 into the round. The Mad One was rolling in the UFZ up to this point.

Now for the match we have all been waiting for. Dr. Payne has one loss in his UFZ career; a non title one versus Virus. Dr. Payne easily won the rematch for the title. La Vuelta has been completely dominant since his entry in UFZ. Who will win? Find out NEXT!!.

UFZ Championship
Dr. Payne ( c) vs La Vuelta: Round One: La Vuelta starts out on offense and controls the first half. Then Dr. Payne is able to reverse and put La Vuelta in trouble on two different occasions. LV was saved by the bell. Round Two: A back and forth round to start. La Vuelta nails a "right hook to the jaw" that stuns the champ. A short time later, La Vuelta locks on the "CHOKE TRASERO de DESNUDO" and Payne TAPS OUT!! La Vuelta gets up and pounds his chest!

The winner and NEWWWWW UFZ CHAMP; LA VUELTA!!

Dr. Payne gets up and as pissed as he is shakes the new champs hand. Payne had a good run with three title defenses.

[Crimson Cross]

Outstanding UFZ action and it's cool seeing La Vuelta win the belt from Pain...

[Sickman]

Thx CC!!

TMZ is reporting that after the UFZ show; Morbid was seen attacking Deathclutch. The two had to be separated by security. No charges have been filed.

[Sickman]

Card #45

Bermuda Triangle, Earth

All-Earth Zone, Planet Z, Ring of Saturn

We are live from Earth and I got to say; this has been one of the weirdest days of my life. The lights continue to flicker on and off for no apparent reason. There is not a cloud in the sky and yet I hear thunder. Anyway. Tonight we have a hell of a show. Jim Steel takes on Joe Olson in the Main Event.



Hollywood Superstar and Blade Machismo come out to a mixed reaction.

Hollywood Superstar: "Pride. It's a shame that you are no longer the Champion. I would have loved beating on you some more. Now my attention is you Irish Heat. You've got the target now my friend. I propose a match. Me and my two amigos; versus you and any two you can find."

Irish Heat and Sengoku come out. Sengoku is wearing his nCo T-shirt. As they get in the ring, Sengoku goes and gives Superstar a hug. Superstar looks at Sengoku and rips the shirt off before pushing him away.

Superstar: "You are pathetic. You served your purpose but that purpose is done."

Heat: "You have a lot of nerve. And yeah; I can find two partners. You are looking at one. And my other; will be PRIDE!! But I only see two of you. Where is your third?"

Machismo: "Don't worry mane. The big mane... will be here.... for this."

Machismo flicks his toothpick at Heat which starts a brawl. The four fight until being broken up by security.

Serpent and the Rainbow vs Venusian Guard: Quakenbush was cut off from his partner and destroyed. Shukra nailed him with "ONSLAUGHT" for the win.

Backstage you see Irish Heat, Sengoku and Pride all talking.

Mr. Vega vs Mr. Psycho: A rematch from their first encounter that ended in a Psycho DQ. Vega stayed out of the grasp of the Psycho, using his superior speed to his advantage. But Psycho did not go down easy. "LET IT RIDE" twice did not do the job but a cross body from the top turnbuckle finally did.

Vain vs Man In Black: The Man in Black takes out Vain quickly with "FOLSOM PRISON BLUES".

Achilles is backstage messing with his GalaxyS 53 when Freak Out comes in and just stares at Achilles. Achilles asks if there is a problem and Freak Out says, "You". So the two head to the ring.

Achilles vs Freak Out: A rematch for these two. Freak Out won the first match. Freak Out makes a mistake and it costs him. Achilles wins following a "flying double stomp".

"Hardcore" Jim Steel vs Joe Olson: These two have a brooding rivalry. It started with the announcement of the Steel Family Gym that is opening, with Jim Steel proclaiming himself the best teacher in the galaxy. Joe Olson has taken offense to this and has started a gym of his own called the "Old School Shooters". Now these two just want to prove to the other that they are better. If you can dodge a wrench; you can dodge a ball!! It doesn't take long for the hardcore style of Jim Steel to take over. He throws Olson out of the ring and then they get into a wild brawl. Steel is DQ'd for not heeding the refs warnings.

Lucky Day and Pride vs nCo: Hollywood Superstar and Blade Machismo are out first. They do the "Cliq Point" and out comes JACKKNIFE!! They make it to the ring and do their individual poses. Lucky Day comes out and when Prides music hits, there is no sign of Pride! Atlas bolts from the back area and whispers into Heats ear. A look of worry by Heat. Heat tells the official that Atlas will take the place of Pride. The match doesn't even officially start as the two teams brawl from the start. The ref never starts the match. They continue the fight all over the arena. Other nCo members Olympus and Freak Out join the frey. Which brings out the rest of the All Earth wrestlers. The All Earth wrestlers eventually send the nCo packing.