THE U!

[Sickman]

Card 57

Ultimate Fighting Zone



We have two huge debuts here tonight. Insta-Pain will take on Chuck the Roo. Death Clutch also debuts against Pi. Let's go to the ring.

Maul vs Pullos: Round One Maul is all over Pullos from the start and ends it at the 4:04 mark with "MAULING".

UFZ Champion La Vuelta is at ringside tonight. As is the Steel Champion, "Devious" Scott DeVille; whom looks to be wearing some sort of glowing gem.

Insta-Pain vs Chuck the Roo: Round One:Insta-Pain is dominant; even more than Maul was. He finished Chuck the Roo with a "KIMURA" at 3:03.

Joe Rogan: "That was incredible Mike. We heard so much about Insta-Pain before he made his debut. And he delivered big time. Now we get to see what the much hyped Death Clutch as in store for us."

Death Clutch vs Pi: Round One:Both fighters are tremendously gifted on both offense and defense. So it is no surprise that this fight lasted at least one round. Both guys got in a bit of offense, although, Death Clutch a little bit more. Round Two:Death Clutch is just too strong. Pi did a great job of reversing the momentum of DC on several occasions. Death Clutch finally finishes it with "SKYFALL" for the KO victory at 4:36 of the second round.

The Mad One vs Ripper: round One:The Mad One was in control and looking dominant until Ripper is able to reverse the offense. Ripper gets The Mad One up against the cage and lays him out with a right hook for the victory at 4:47 of the first round.

Joe Rogan: "That result throws a wrench in the rankings. The Mad One was a lock to receive a shot at the UFZ Title, but what will thal loss against the Ripper do to his chances?"

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Jan 22, 2015 16:03:00 GMT -5 Sickman said:

Card 57

Ultimate Fighting Zone



We have two huge debuts here tonight. Insta-Pain will take on Chuck the Roo. Death Clutch also debuts against Pi. Let's go to the ring.

Maul vs Pullos: Round One Maul is all over Pullos from the start and ends it at the 4:04 mark with "MAULING".

UFZ Champion La Vuelta is at ringside tonight. As is the Steel Champion, "Devious" Scott DeVille; whom looks to be wearing some sort of glowing gem.

Insta-Pain vs Chuck the Roo: Round One:Insta-Pain is dominant; even more than Maul was. He finished Chuck the Roo with a "KIMURA" at 3:03.

Joe Rogan: "That was incredible Mike. We heard so much about Insta-Pain before he made his debut. And he delivered big time. Now we get to see what the much hyped Death Clutch as in store for us."

Death Clutch vs Pi: Round One:Both fighters are tremendously gifted on both offense and defense. So it is no surprise that this fight lasted at least one round. Both guys got in a bit of offense, although, Death Clutch a little bit more. Round Two:Death Clutch is just too strong. Pi did a great job of reversing the momentum of DC on several occasions. Death Clutch finally finishes it with "SKYFALL" for the KO victory at 4:36 of the second round.

The Mad One vs Ripper: round One:The Mad One was in control and looking dominant until Ripper is able to reverse the offense. Ripper gets The Mad One up against the cage and lays him out with a right hook for the victory at 4:47 of the first round.

Joe Rogan: "That result throws a wrench in the rankings. The Mad One was a lock to receive a shot at the UFZ Title, but what will thal loss against the Ripper do to his chances?"

Awesome. Love the quick hitting action of the UFZ. Big debut for Insta-Pain.

[Sickman]

Thx Swarm!!

Card 58

Speed Zone

Double Star Arcade, Winecke 4, Ursa Major 1

The UFZ Champion La Vuelta comes out with his title around his waist. He states that he is challenging Blue Tornado for the Speed Zone Title. Shittake Jr. comes out and says that while being the UFZ Champion is indeed impressive, he hasn't really proved anything in the Speed Zone. "I'm the former Champion, take me on", Shittake says. La Vuelta agrees and it's on in the main event.

Mike Quakenbush vs Andromeda Dragon: Mike Quakenbush's troubles continue. Andromeda Dragon wins via countout when he launches himself at Quakenbush and connects with a moonsault to the outside.

Undercover Alien vs Chalupacabra: Undercover Alien goes for a sunset flip. Chalupacabra drops down and grabs the legs for the win.

Mighty Mansome vs Bullet: The much anticipated debut of Mansome is deflated as Bullet uses a "baseball slide kick" after "BULLETPROOF" was unsuccessful for the win.

Torq vs Chronoking: Torq wins a quick, back and forth match with a "TORQ-SAULT BOMB".

Blue Tornado comes out and joins the announce team. He says that he is very interested in seeing what La Vuelta will do against the former champion.

La Vuelta vs Shittake Jr.: La Vuelta throws Shittake Jr. out of the ring. He grabs a chair and whle he stares at Blue Tornado, he repeatedly hits Shittake Jr. in the head and back. The ref disqualifies La Vuelta. Blue Tornado gets up from his seat at the announce table and helps the ref get La Vuelta from attacking Shittake anymore. La Vuelta drops the chair and makes the discount double check towards Blue Tornado.

[Sickman]

Card 59

Planet Z

Venus Space Station Complex

Without a clear favorite to be the next number one contender to the O-Zone Championship, we have gathered six wrestlers to compete in a small tournament to become the number one contender. The competitors are: Achilles, Exzcutioner, Titan Kid II, Mr. Vega, Ace, and Hegemony. Ace and Hegemony will receive byes into the semi final round.

Sudden Death Championship:
Y2K vs ?: The randomizer pops up...Cernunnos. Y2K moves out of the way of "ALL THINGS REMEMBERED" and hits two "CODE BREAKERS" that just soften up the Andromedan for a pin following a "flying enzuguri". Y2K retains the Sudden Death Championship.

Achilles vs Exzcutioner: Exzcutioner with a surprisingly easy victory. "THUMBSCREW" didn't do the job. But "KILLSTROKE" did. Exzcutioner goes on to face Ace.`

Titan Kid II vs Mr. Vega: Mr. Vega with a reversal and then an "Enziguri" for the win. Mr. Vega advances to face Hegemony.

Venusian Guard vs Rhythm and Bruise: Apollo goes for the "choke slam spinebuster" but Darth Pelvis is too strong and powers out. Darth Pelvis then nails "DON'T BE CRUEL" for the victory.

Ace vs Exzcutioner: A back and forth match but Exzcutioner is just the better wrestler tonight. "KILLSTROKE" for the victory. Exzcutioner goes on to face one of the next competitors.

Hegemony vs Mr. Vega: Mr. Vega dominates the old school wrestler. Vega softened Hegemony up with a plancha and then wins following a "flying spear". Vega and Exzcutioner in the main event.

The Champ comes out to a chorus of boos. He is wearing the hustle, loyalty, respect shirt. A video shows of him coming out and giving the "F-U" to both Razor Sharp and Pandamonium at StarCade.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7ndjhhps

"When you guys all shut up, maybe I will say something." The crowd goes berserk. "I have been asked recently, why oh why Champ did you choose sides with the nCo? I don't owe you anything. For years you boo'd the 21st Century version of me. And I smiled and I saluted and I joked about it. All that feel good crap is over. Now I'm here in Planet Z and I'm here to fight. Phenominal Swift, I'm coming for the Championship that currently resides with you. So it really doesn't matter who wins the number one contender's match tonight. Because at some point, I will claim what's mine. And I will say, loud and proud, THE CHAMP IS HERE!!"

Bros Before Heroes vs Titan Revenge: Revelation and Stryker are dominating Bro Gnarly. Gnarly is able to leave the ring. Revelation comes out and the Bros get involved causing the disqualification.

Number one Contenders match:
Exzcutioner vs Mr. Vega: Exzcutioner is rolling to begin. He nails the "THUMBSCREW" but Mr. Vega kicks out. Still Exzcutioner is in control for a few more minutes. Until Vega takes control on the outside. Then the superior speed of Vega took over. A big plancha on the outside. "LET IT RIDE" but the assassin kicks out. Another "LET IT RIDE" for a long two count. Vega finally wins it with a "flying spear". Mr. Vega will have a shot at the O-Zone Championship sometime in the future.

An exhausted Vega is celebrating when The Champ slides in the ring and nails Vega with an "F-U". The Champ stands over him and does the you can't see me motion.

[Sickman]

Card #60

Jamie B. Wilson Arena, Asteroid Belt

Masked Assassins vs Flying Titans

Flying Titans lead 25-21 over The Masked Assassins.

The Master Assassin pulled off a major coo when he convinced Dogma to join the Assassins full time. Tonight, he has Dogma teaming with Harm to face the Ring of Saturn Tag Champs, The Titan Bulldogs.

Ariel Foundation vs Titan Turncoats: A quick back and forth match. The Flying Titans continue their roll when Flash nails Y2K with "TURBO DIVE" for the victory. 2 points awarded to the Flying Titans.

Forlorn vs Death Knight III: DK III attacks Forlorn before the bell and pummels him outside the ring. The match finally starts and DK launches himself with a perfect cross body for a two count. He then nails Forlorn with the "CATAPULT KICK" for the victory. The Masked Assassins gain 1 point.

Revelation vs Akuma The Ninja: Akuma takes a page out of Abdullah the Butcher's playbook by using a fork and jabbing it into the forehead of Revelation; making him bleed. Akuma then nails two straight "NINJA AMBUSH" for the victory. The Masked Assassins gain three points.

Dragonlord vs Exzcutioner: What a match!! Dragonlord locked in "DRAGON WINGS" on two seperated occasions and each time Exzcutioner was able to make it to the ropes. Lots of back and forth. Finally, Exzcutioner nails the "Hangman's Clothesline" for the victory! A four point win for The Masked Assassins!!

Harm and Dogma vs Titan Bulldogs: Before the match, The Master Assassin comes out and taunts the Titan Bulldogs on being the Ring of Saturn Tag Team Champs when they don't defend the titles against anyone but Titans. He eventually godes them into putting the titles on the line against Harm and Dogma!! The Titan Bulldogs are up to the challenge. They thwarted an early charge from Harm. Son of Saturn nailed Dogma with a "running powerbomb" for a three point win.

The Flying Titans gained 5 points in today's matches. The Masked Assassins gained 10 points to go back in the lead.

The Masked Assassins 31 points
The Flying Titans 30 points.

[Sickman]

On card #65, The Legends of WrestleMania come to the GWFZ Clone Zone!!

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May 5, 2015 23:50:57 GMT -5 Sickman said:

On card #65, The Legends of WrestleMania come to the GWFZ Clone Zone!!

STRONG!

[Sickman]

Card #61

SNX

The Crow's Nest, Corvus

The SNX Champion, Chtulhu comes out with The Legacy, Evil Dead, The Yin Yang Demons and Nyogoth flanking him as usual. "So, Dr. Red Fang gets another crack at this title because he couldn't keep his furry little emotions in check huh? No worries though. I will dispatch him like I have everybody else that has tried to rise to the challenge. You will be little more than a blip on the radar when I am done with you. And, who knows, maybe you will be standing right here next to me!" He lets out an evil laugh.

Magnus Crimson Claw vs Gallows W/Nightmare Nikki: Magnus Crimson Claw shows why he is a former SNX Champ by pinning Gallows following a second "CRIMSON DRIVER". Nightmare Nikki was not a factor.

After the match, Dr. Red Fang and Theiss Phellan come out to congratulate their friend. MCC acknowledges them being there and walks to the back as Fang and Phellan follow.

NIght Terrors vs Exorcism: Chtulhu doesn't allow Evil Dead to join his partner Nightmerica once again. Nighemerica is game however, and battles Homage and The Saint to a time limit draw. Nightmerica grabs a mic. "Chtulhu! I am sick and tired of being scheduled for tag matches and you will not release my partner. This ends at the next SNX show. I challenge you to a match for the soul of Evil Dead!"

The Legacy vs Leviathan: The Legacy is led to the ring by Chtulhu. Chtulhu instructs Legacy to lie down, in which he does. Leviathan gets on top for the cover and the 1-2-3! The Corvus crowd isn't too happy with this set up. Leviathan and Chtulhu shake hands.

Xymbiote W/Leviathan vs Assassin Z: Xymbiote goes for a "bite to the spine". Z reverses into a "Kudome Valentine" for the victory. Leviathan comes into the ring and it looks like he will attack Assassin Z, but instead attacks Xymbiote with "LD50", leaving him lieing. The crowd is shocked and doesn't know how to react.

SNX Championship: Steel Cage Match
Chtulhu (C ) vs Dr. Red Fang: Chtulhu is a force. He locks in "REANIMATOR", but Red Fang is able to break it!! But Fang can not sustain any offense. And when Chtulhu is done playing around..."REANIMATOR" for the win. Dr. Red Fang's eyes glaze over and he gets up and falls in line next to the SNX Champ, Chtulhu!

[Sickman]

Card #62

Kobe Battledome, Neo-Kobe Asteroid

Old School vs New School

Torn vs Xaphan: Torn makes quick work of Xaphan when he locks in a "Bow and Arrow".

Abbatoir comes out. He is slated for his rematch for the Steel Championship on the next Old School/ New School card. "Scott DeVille, I noticed the new jewelry you have on your finger. It's an unfair advantage you've picked up in your travels. And while that may come off as whiny. I assure you it is not. Because when we have our rematch. I'm not only taking back the Steel Championship. But I'm taking that jewel as well."

Ace vs Motor Psycho: Ace is a newcomer to the Danger Zone. He sets up a table in the corner. Ace goes to whip Psycho into the table, Psycho reverses and sends Ace crashing through it. MP covers for the 1-2-3.

Hellstone vs Pariah: What a BRUTAL match. Both wrestlers were beaten badly. Pariah gets the win when he sets Hellstone up on the announcers desk and then launches himself off the top turnbuckle with an elbow drop. Hellstone suffers a severly bruised tailbone and will be out of action for sometime.

Grash vs Cardiak: Cardiak was absolutely dominant. Grash was brutalized. A blosdy mess that could barely see. As Grash is laid up against the ropes, Abbatoir comes down and hands Grash a pair of nun-chucks. Grash drills them into Cardiaks face causing a split above the right eye. Grash then unleashes "TENDERIZER" and gets the pin on Cardiak. A Tommy Dreamer-esqe comeback victory!

Varsity W/Fortress vs Necro Butcher W/Scar: Varsity and Necro Butcher destroy each other to a bloody pulp. To the point where they are both counted out on a ten count. The match ends in a draw. Fortress and Scar have to help their respective partners to the back.

[Sickman]

Card #63

SOS, Sisters of the Stars

Xavier Championship Arena, London, England

Highlights from last week are shown. Princess Persephone defeated SOS Champion Irish Bratz in a non title match. Woman Power and Sexual Healing fought to a disqualification.

Nemesis and Fang Banger vs Destina and Amanda the Restless: Destina was disqualified last week in her match against Nemesis. Until Fang Banger came out to help Nemesis. Destina went out and got Assassin A for a tag partner. The four ladies fight to a 20 minute time limit draw. Amanda hit Fang Banger with "DARK VOID" but Nemesis made the save.

NIghtmare Nikki vs Lone Star: A back and forth match. Nikki hits "RAVER'S REVENGE" on Lone Star for the victory. Amaranth comes out and her and Nikki attack Lone Star and leave her lying.

Woman Power vs Sexual Healing: Good match with a surprise or two. Sabre rolled outside the ring and Proximity nailed her with a plancha over the top rope. Andrea nailed Sabre with a "VOLANSIAN STRANGLE DROP" +5 but Honey Bunny made the save. Andrea won the match following a "Quell The Spirit" on HOney Bunny.

Ryu vs Snoochie: Two of the newcomers to SOS. Snoochie is one half of the tag team champions. Ryu reverses and never looks back. "HIC SVNT DRACONES" for the victory!

SOS Championship;
Irish Bratz (C ) vs Princess Persiphone: Persephone is absolutely dominant. The first "ROYAL DECREE" doesn't do it; but a second does. Princess Persephone is the new SOS Champion!