CARD #5WOMEN AND PIRATES FIRST! 'The First Mate'
BLUE CHIP 2defeated
TOTALLY AWESOME
2Chip weathered the early Awesome storm and eventually used his agility advantage to turn things around. True Blue followed by two Cetus Suplexs, along with a handful of tights, was enough to pin the big guy. Blue Chip was more aggressive than usual and seemed oblivious to everything, but his 'new' attitude scored him a much needed win.
After the match CAPTAIN CROSSBONES walked out on stage laughing creepily (think the Crypt Keeper) and motioned for his first mate to come join him in the back. Blue Chip left the ring and started up the ramp, emotionless and very much like a robot Chip disappeared into the back.
*SPECIAL CHALLENGE*PLETHADORdefeated
MASS
1/w/ Murtak, The Merciless
The slimy amphibian was doing his Palates, taunting the muscle head, as Mass lumbered around trying to catch the slippery salamander Animan. Finally Plethy latched on a Power Suction Claw but Mass used his strength to break the hold but was quickly toppled after with Rollover Double Kick.
Murtak was livid at ringside and challenged Plethador to match at FTR 6!
VACANTdefeated
FALLER
3Faller requested this match to teach vacant a lesson, but Vacant doesn't learn lessons and Vacant's assault was relentless and brutal! Faller fell after a sever beating and a Renegade Bulldog...
After the match Faller struggled to his feet and offered his hand to Vacant in a show of sportsmanship, saying
"See, you can win without breaking the rules. There is hope for you wild child." Vacant just stared at Faller.... vacantly, before just leaving the ring and running to the back like a madman.
Backstage, Encubus is ordering DISCIPLE OF TERROR and SWERVE to work together or else!
THE HENCHMEN : DISCIPLE OF TERROR & SWERVEdefeated
THE NATIVES : YGORR
2 & KRUD
6Swerve demanded to start the match and went it alone, ignoring D.O.T. until.... ENCUBUS walked out on stage to observe the match. The Henchmen began tagging in and out as they punished the Natives and even cut the ring in half on Krud. Terror scored the pin, to Swerve's disgust, after an Atomic Warhead!
CAPTAIN CROSSBONES did his whole creepy theatrical entrance, along with his FEAR ME! speech but Moonlight seemed 'very' unimpressed in the ring.
#1 contender Match FTR ChampionshipMOONLIGHT defeated
CAPTAIN CROSSBONE
2Crossbones seemed perplexed and off his game with Moonlight's lack of fear and was dominated by the Warrior Queen. He managed to escape the first Mongol Horde, Leg Nelson, but a second almost broke his boney neck and he had no choice but to give up!!!
Looking down at Captain Crossbones, who's holding his neck
"You're no undead magical wizard..... You're just a con-artist Pirate from Brymstone, who preys upon people's fear but what you didn't count on is me! I'm a MONGOL and I know no fear!!...." Looks into the camera
"Now the Horde comes for you reptilian and nothing will stop me from taking the FTR title."Terror walks out on stage holding the FTR title belt high with one hand and microphone in the other
"Foolish.... foolish female, I'm going to crush you under my boot and send you back to where you belong!"Editor's note -
Shane Sullivan I'm not gonna lie, I wasn't thrilled when I saw a female entrant in the FTR..... but now I'm in love with Moonlight. She's a bad bitch, that kicks the snot out of the males.
*SPECIAL ATTRACTION MAIN EVENT*
G.W.F. INTERPLANETARY CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCHEPOCH (C)defeated
TOTALIS,
The Tournament Master 3Totalis had an early flurry of offense but it was short lived, as Epoch soon took over and dismantled The Tournament Master. The Dark Age set up the Return of The Beast and it was over, just like that.