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CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING FROM HOLLYWOOD

2013 Season Episode 26

The show opens with Pinky and the Nobodies parading around ringside. The fans are disturbed by them and Pinky almost smiles. Stu Stone on commentary has this to say: "Pinky lost to that dirty Hobo recently. #Most EmbarassingMomentInWrestlingHistory."

Pinky def. Ryan Taylor by pin
Each competitor had a couple of runs on offense but Pinky held serve at the end with multiple Infinite Sorrow power bombs.

Jonny Laquasto has Heritage Champion, Brian Cage, backstage. Cage calls the Family Stone's attempt at beating him last week a fail and if they stick their nose in his business anymore, he'll knock their faces off.

Joey Ryan def. Terex by pin
Ryan blitzes Terex and gets the fast fall with the Walk-Off.

vOodOo kAos and Rixelplix commandeer the ring. Rixelplix spews a bunch of gibberish as kAos creeps around the ring. The fans tire of this quickly and boo the men until they leave.

Adam Pearce def. Mikey O'Shea by pin
Mikey delivered a beating to Pearce but made some mistakes and Pearce capitalized, pinning O'Shea after a Hangman's Neckbreaker. After the match, Willie Mack comes out and gets in the ring. "Mikey O'Shea, you've shown me a lot in the last month. You were the last man eliminated in the Red Carpet Rumble. You beat Scorpio Sky. And you just about put away my toughest opponent, Adam Pearce. That's why I'm giving you this contract for a shot at the Television title."
The crowd cheers and Pearce is beside himself. "I just beat him! Why don't I get the contract?!" he yells.
"You had your chance Pearce," says Willie.
Pearce and Willie leave while O'Shea intensely mean-mugs the crowd, clutching the contract in his hand, nodding.


CURRENT RANKINGS

1. Brian Cage
2. Willie Mack
3. Adam Pearce
4. Mikey O'Shea
5. Scorpio Sky
6. vOodOo kAos
7. Johnny Yuma
8. Nick Madrid
9. Joey Ryan
10. Cedric the Hitman

[aceldamas]

CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING FROM HOLLYWOOD

2013 Season Episode 27

PPRAY def. Manimal & The Hobo by pin
"Pretty" Peter Avalon polishes off Manimal quickly with a sit-out Tiger Driver.

Cedric the Hitman def. Johnny Yuma by pin
Cedric gets the quick win with Russian Roulette.

Jonny Laquasto interviews Heritage Champion, Brian Cage, backstage. They discuss possible contenders for his title when the Family Stone atempt to bushwhack him. Cage fights off Cedric and James Morgan. As they retreat, Cage looks into the camera: "What did I tell you, Stu?! If you got in my way you were going to regret it! Watch your backs!"

vOodOo kAos def. Nick Madrid by pin
kAos whips Madrid from corner to corner. Nick starts to come back until kAos throws him out of the ring. kAos is intent on keeping the action outside and even gets away with throwing a chair at Madrid. Nick fights back and bulldogs kAos onto the announcer's table. kAos delivers some punishment and Madrid puts together some good offense but ultimately Madrid falls to the Gonzo Bomb.

The Family Stone are in their locker room telling each other that Brian Cage was lucky not to get his butt kicked when the door bursts open. It's Cage and he's looking to put a hurt on someone. The Family scramble to get away and Morgan shoves Heather Lynn in Cage's way as they make their escape.

INTERNATIONAL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
Willie Mack def. Mikey O'Shea by disqualification
Mikey comes out very aggressive and has Willie reeling. O'Shea gets a near fall before Willie makes a comeback. Soon the men are brawling outside of the ring. Willie gives Mikey a leg drop on the announcer's table. When Mikey recovers and hits a standing swanton while Willie is on the table, he gets disqualified. The crowd is unhappy with this controversial ending but not as much as O'Shea is. He thumps the referee and a few others who try to restrain him.

[aceldamas]

CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING FROM HOLLYWOOD

2013 Season Episode 28

Dave Marquez opens the show at ringside with Television Champion Willie Mack. Marquez asks him about his controversial win against Mikey O'Shea last week. "Hey, ya know, we kinda got out of control last week, and the ref called it like he saw fit. If Mikey O'Shea wants a rematch, it's okay with me but that's up to Jon Ian."
O'Shea comes out like he's going to get in Willie's face but instead tells Marquez that Jon Ian better make this right.

James Morgan def. Terex by submission
'The Main Event' spent most of the match working on Terex' arm. Multiple times Terex broke free of Closing Time but eventually tapped out to it.

Backstage, Jonny Loquasto is asking The Hobo about his upcoming match with Pinky and Ryan Taylor. "Well, sir, it's going to be an interesting situation with which I am unfamiliar. Being in the ring with a ugly woman and a pretty man..." At this point, the Nobodies rush The Hobo in hopes of ambushing him. The cagey Hobo scrambles away and appears through the curtain and enters the ring ready for a fight.

THREE WAY MATCH
Ryan Taylor def. The Hobo & Pinky 
The Hobo starts this match on fire. Taylor and Pinky both feel the fury of the 'Boxcar Superstar'. It's Taylor in the end, though, that puts down the Hobo with the Perfect Circle.

vOodOo kAos and Rixelplix are in a dark closet somewhere, wearing glow in the dark make-up and acting weird.

Joey Ryan def. Brian Cage by pin
Stu Stone: "Brian Cage is always talking about 'getting his stuff in'. From the looks of him, he gets his 'stuff' in the glutes with a needle."
This non-title match saw the Heritage Champion suffer a loss to an opponent on a hot streak. Ryan has a strong case for a title shot after taking out cage with the Walk-Off.

[aceldamas]

CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING FROM HOLLYWOOD

2013 Season Episode 29

Dave Marquez starts the show with two big announcements: Tonight Mikey O'Shea will face vOodOo kAos with the winner to get the next Television title shot at Willie Mack. Also, tonight's main event is a return match from last week: Brian Cage is to take on Joey Ryan. This time for the Heritage title!

Adam Pearce def. Manimal by pin
At the bell, Pearce starts pounding Manimal. After being whipped into the turnbuckle, Manimal manages to lift a foot at the charging Pearce. He grabs his bone and clubs Pearce with it. This just pisses Pearce off and he drops Manimal with a Jumping Piledriver.
Stu Stone: "Pearce is irate! He doesn't want the Manimal's filthy bone anywhere near him!"

PPRAY def. The Tribe by pin
Ray Rosas and 'Pretty' Peter Avalon controlled most of the match. Avalon had Hawaiian Lion pinned after Marti-Knees but Navajo Warrior made the save. Avalon immediately drives Lion into the mat again with Marti-Kness and this time gets the pin.

Jonny Loquasto is backstage speaking with The Hobo again this week.
Jonny: "Why do you think Pinky had the Nobodies attack you last week?"
Hobo: "I can't really say for sure but it may be because I called her ugly...for which I do apologize. At least I didn't call her fat..."
At his point Pinky attacks the Hobo and they start brawling.
Jonny: "Folks, we have to get back to the ring for our next match."

Mikey O'Shea def. vOodOo kAos by DQ
kAos destroys O'Shea and pins him after two Gonzo Bombs. However, kAos goes crazy and starts mercilessly stomping O'Shea in the corner. Rixelplix tries to pull him away but the ref ends up reversing the decision and disqualifying kAos.

Grant Baciocco is interviewing Scorpio Sky at ringside. Scorpio is complaining about all of the title shots being thrown around and that he hasn't been in the mix. The interview is interrupted by the Pinky/Hobo brawl spilling into the studio. They scrap in the crowd a little bit then carry the fight outside.

HOLLYWOOD HERITAGE CHAMPIONSHIP
Brian Cage def. Joey Ryan by pin
Stu Stone: "They call Brian Cage 'Mr. GMSI'. More like 'Mr. HGH'. And if he tries to lay one finger on a member of the Family Stone he's getting sued. I have Morty on speed-dial!"
Cage comes out strong with repetitive lariats. Ryan kicks out after Weapon X and makes a comeback getting a couple of near falls himself. There's some good back and forth with Cage coming out on top with Weapon X.

Jonny Laquasto is looking around for Pinky and the Hobo. Out back of the building he comes across Pinky lying prone on a couple of shattered wooden pallets. The Hobo is nowhere to be found.

[aceldamas]

CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING FROM HOLLYWOOD

2013 Season Episode 30

Dave Marquez opens the show at ringside with the Family Stone. Marquez asks Stu Stone about their recent attempts at ambushing Heritage Champion Brian Cage.
STU: "Brian Cage is an unfortunate victim of circumstance. The Family Stone wants possession of the Heritage title and Brian Cage may wish he lost it last week. The Main Event and the Hitman are coming for you Cage. And we're going to do it naturally!"
Cage comes out to confront his antagonizers and says if Morgan and Cedric want to come after him they can do it next week in a tag team match. He does not reveal who his partner will be.

Shaun Ricker def. Terex by DQ
Terex used his size to push Ricker around. Ricker leaves the ring and Terex follows. Ricker picks up a chair and he and Terex fight over it with Terex taking it away. When he cracks Ricker over the back with the chair, Terex is disqualified.

Grant Baciocco interviews International Television Champion Willie Mack at ringside. Next week Willie defends his belt against Mikey O'Shea in a rematch. Willie asks Mikey to come out. O'Shea shows up, intense as usual. Willie says this time they will do it right and have a definitive winner. O'Shea just mean-mugs and nods before leaving.

The Hobo def. James Morgan by DQ
At first it looks like Morgan is going to finish the Hobo quick but the 'Boxcar Superstar' comes back and works Morgan over for a while. There is some back and forth and Morgan starts to gain the advantage. The fight leaves the ring and Morgan is caught using Heather Lynn's shoe as a weapon.

Backstage, Jonny Loquasto tries to get a word with The Hobo after his match.
Jonny: "What happened last week in your fight with Pinky?"
Hobo: "Well, she had me in a predicament until my savior arrived and delivered from the wrath of a woman scorned!"
Jonny: "Well, who was it?"
Hobo: "I haven't the foggiest. I wasn't seeing straight but I can tell you this: he was a manly, heroic figure. And if I ever get a chance, I would like to thank him."
Just then, James Morgan and Cedric the Hitman approach and corral Hobo into a dressing room and shut the door behind them. Jonny says he's going to go find help and departs.

Ryan Taylor def. Scorpio Sky by pin
Stu: "Resnick, why is Ryan Taylor always putting his finger to his face and then pointing it at his opponent?"
Jeff: "I think it's him scoping out his opponent."
Stu: "I bet you won't see him doing that to scope out the ladies."
Both men fought hard, kicking out of after each others finishers. Taylor pulls out the win with a Roundhouse Kick and Discus Elbow Combo.

Stu Stone returns to the Family Stone's dressing room to find James Morgan and Cedric the Hitman laid out. "There's no way that filthy Hobo could have done this!"

[Vegas]

This fed is awesome!

It will be interesting to see who Cage picks as his tag team partner against the Family Stone (any chance it might be Ricker?, perhaps it could be the Hobo as he also has issues with the Family Stone in this fed.)

A big win by Ryan Taylor over Scorpio Sky and it was great that he did it via his combo finisher mechanic.

Looking forward to the next results!

[aceldamas]

Jul 25, 2013 3:56:29 GMT -5 Vegas said:

It will be interesting to see who Cage picks as his tag team partner against the Family Stone (any chance it might be Ricker?, perhaps it could be the Hobo as he also has issues with the Family Stone in this fed.)

A big win by Ryan Taylor over Scorpio Sky and it was great that he did it via his combo finisher mechanic.

Thanks for reading Vegas.

As to Brian Cage's partner, I can tell you this: it is not Shaun Ricker but it is someone who has had problems with the Family Stone recently.

As I was rolling the Taylor/Sky match I was wondering if that combo would ever go off. Moments later it did. Even better, it ended the match.

[aceldamas]

CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING FROM HOLLYWOOD

2013 Season Episode 31

As the show opens Jonny Loquasto approaches The Hobo who is at the craft services table putting cold-cuts into his pockets.
Jonny: "Hobo can I speak with you a moment?"
Hobo: "Wha...? Oh. I thought this stuff was free..."
Jonny: "No, no. Everyone wants to know what happened after the Family Stone cornered you in their dressing room last week."
Hobo: "Well...I was being introduced to a relatively clean toilet bowl. When I was able to come up for air they were unconscious on the floor."
Jonny: "I have to ask: was it Brian Cage? He's been looking to get his hands on them."
Hobo: "I couldn't really say."
Jonny: "I have to find Brian Cage..."

Manimal def. vOodOo kAos by DQ
Manimal used his size to get an advantage on kAos. This didn't last long. Outside the of ring, kAos overturns the announcer's table and pins Manimal under it, choking him. kAos doesn't respond to the referee's warnings and is disqualified.

Jonny Laquasto catches up with Heritage Champion Brian Cage.
Jonny: "Brian, did you rescue the Hobo last week and beat up the Family Stone?"
Brian: "No. As much as I would have liked to, I had already left to workout."
Jonny: "Thanks, Brian."

The Family Stone are waiting in the ring for Brian Cage and his mystery partner. Cage emerges with Nick Madrid and Stu Stone freaks out.

Brian Cage & Nick Madrid def. James Morgan & Cedric the Hitman. by DQ
Stu Stone and Morty Lipschitz join Jeff Resnick on commentary.
Stu: "Morty! Didn't you get that restraining order against Nick Madrid?"
Morty: "Oh. For Nick Madrid? I thought you said Mick Nadrid..."
Stu: "Why do I keep you around?"
Morty: "Because I'm cheap and I don't ask questions."
Stu: "Oh. That's right."
Morgan and Cedric take turns punishing Madrid who fights back but is taking a beating. Finally making a tag, Cage charges into the ring and hits Morgan with a discus lariat and covers him for a two count.
Stu: "I know it was Brian Cage who attacked my men last week!"
Mike: "Cage says he was working out when the attack occurred."
Stu: "Working out, huh? How much does a syringe weigh anyway?"
Cage continues to work over Morgan until he misses a leg lariat. Morgan tags in Cedric who enters the ring with his briefcase and bashes Cage with it right in front of the referee. The Family Stone are disqualified and evacuate the ring leaving Madrid to help Cage to his feet.

After the break, Grant Baciocco is joined at ringside by Heritage Tag Team Champions, Los Banditos. Rico Dynamite says that they are the supreme tag team and that there is no one to challenge them. Tito Escondido agrees and they leave to the boos of the fans.

INTERNATIONAL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
Mikey O'Shea def. Willie Mack by pin
There is a stare down before the match and Willie offers his hand to Mikey who refuses and backs into his corner to wait for the opening bell. O'Shea controlled this match from the start and threw Willie around the ring with little effort. Mikey was amped up and anything Willie tried was shrugged off. O'Shea threw Willie out of the ring, stomping him through the ropes to prevent the champion from getting back into the ring. Finally, as Willie climbs to the apron, Mikey reaches over the ropes and grabs him by the neck and brings him into the ring with an Irish Car Bomb and gets the three count, becoming the new Television Champion.


CURRENT RANKINGS

1. Brian Cage
2. Mikey O'Shea
3. Willie Mack
4. Adam Pearce
5. Ryan Taylor
6. Scorpio Sky
7. vOodOo kAos
8. Joey Ryan
9. Nick Madrid
10. Johnny Yuma

[throwingtoasters]

This is such a great fed. Great stuff here.

I so wish we had craft service backstage.

[aceldamas]

Aug 4, 2013 20:24:26 GMT -5 throwingtoasters said:

I so wish we had craft service backstage.

Darn! I strive for authenticity.

And apologies for any misrepresentation of you past, present, or in the future.